Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
. S8 [5 T" I) K* J! ^" d7 q% K2 ]Here are some examples:   
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( g% q4 ]6 t. C' f0 N9 qFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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7 {3 g: p6 s# B& v, y: ?6 I8 }PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
& Z. [1 R+ R( v, l! Q8 aHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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$ w2 X5 F' b* [& l$ _: c* _SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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  N6 H3 x0 J% \- }9 xTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
% w$ p$ |4 j( _% t1 ~EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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* J7 j9 o" S2 bHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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You are welcome.