Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 u8 F. h: g; H  D$ pHere are some examples:   

- R% E+ }5 d& q' X! |/ RFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

8 @: M6 E( U: h, @They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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" F) _) W! v: I" W2 Y) C" NHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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* P/ @9 P. l; T& h* O- Z7 {6 DSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
/ o4 |( g  I6 C: o/ f9 OTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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* M  ^+ V3 v/ ~- f3 c0 aEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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7 {$ ~" Z: }! o5 c7 j* HHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
& B/ J. M* ^* S$ C' F" PTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.