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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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0 X6 p% n7 ]$ M- R4 Y% n+ _6 jand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the! D# X* X1 a# _0 `" J) k
courage to say something to the big Indian.
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?' c' X& q2 F4 Q0 N
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and2 `# s! l% n5 ^7 f7 O
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.
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& G' K/ X# i2 x) n2 JHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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9 c) }2 p4 V; sAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.5 [) g3 G' _2 G0 V* L
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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! i4 {! V; |6 R& P! O) ], F'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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