The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
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   home at $7000 per month.
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" b' W1 r- Y6 T2 O) D4 J    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
' t* N% u6 s3 v: q    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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0 T+ k& ^% Z* E8 N* N   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
6 u4 r+ m) k& Z7 |    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
# o9 P5 B$ |% W7 K2 E2 Z   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
9 @4 q( v$ }3 A1 |5 h& r9 k+ @    Haven't lost a pound.
* Y* Z- Y! j. P8 W6 U, S9 r4 H: H    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
& S* ]4 }0 T1 W/ ^' d( j2 ~    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
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    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
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    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND
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    Every time I start thinking too much
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" a9 Z5 J. L- j    I just find a Happy Hour
' o6 H2 V/ g. v3 w( j; J   and by the time I leave,
2 G6 z; T/ C* H' M- i+ f$ c    I look just fine.