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ZT: Important New Rules for Driving in Edmonton

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发表于 2010-2-16 12:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE NEW RULES FOR DRIVING IN EDMONTON:# x; |% ]2 m; w- c& _

6 }: _6 ]" m  C1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: 'ED-MIN-TIN'.% _0 f5 S% t: T1 ~

$ [$ {: Q! J0 Y7 e4 B3 n! {2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 a.m. to noon. The evening rush
/ z4 B. `( a5 ?* ]3 ^  {' R+ khour is from noon to 8:00 p.m. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday
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3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 130 kph. On the QE2,
6 r+ N( Z4 Y7 |you are expected to match the speed of the airplanes coming in for a$ Q9 ]. q& k- e1 D7 T
landing at the airport. Anything less is considered 'Wussy'.7 B1 d  ]7 _* h7 x
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4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Edmonton now has its* T( K- z; p5 c; l
own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest; b: z$ @& A) e( h# b
muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires
& T) W. f) R. `, s) q; Q1 igo second. However, in Southwest Edmonton, SUV-driving, cell
, c, ^% l( H. q: j4 o( z4 {9 ophone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.; L' Q. F( n0 I4 E

* V; e- C4 Q( r0 I5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended,1 G: ?9 h5 {, Z! K9 F/ B" e) O
cussed out, and possibly shot.
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9 P4 s0 Y6 i5 l& O2 J4 [6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can% S% n; L" H, T
get you shot.
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7. Exception to Rule #6: If you are the 4th car back from a light that& A. L, E8 k6 Q" \, A$ {: c$ e
has  turned green, you must honk your horn to alert the vehicle first at
, o) `) H& ^& }) s: jthe intersection that the light has changed. Vehicle 2 & 3 won't shoot
, z+ O/ }* A* e: `* p5 Z: x& X3 {you as they are too busy trying to figure out how to ram the first
2 C9 J1 l  t9 }8 T8 P+ Ovehicle through the intersection.
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9 J* {9 Q7 {3 ^8. Road construction is permanent and continuous in Edmonton. Detour4 k' Z, M; S  O6 f
barrels are moved around during the middle of the night to make the next
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more construction starts everyday.( O( M  P  w* |% y2 D" H
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9. Watch carefully for road hazards such as skunks, dogs, cats,
& [8 M7 A0 N( Q0 L& |$ ]7 j3 h3 r- adeer, barrels, cones, cows, horses, mattresses, shredded tires, garbage,
" I! u6 ~1 \9 `! _4 h4 J8 t) ysquirrels, rabbits, crows, and coyotes feeding on any of these items.% T: o" ^; W# O6 {2 q& Y

8 _" h% ^7 m! a# [& p$ n% c10. Calgary Trail, Gateway Boulevard, Highway 2 and the QE2 are the same+ W" s$ a  @; G
road. In the same manner, Whyte Avenue, Sherwood Park Freeway and Wye  w9 v- h# Y. ?1 x: @* X1 R
Road  are the same road; Wayne Gretzky Drive, 75 Street and0 r5 j: P* L1 }; W0 t$ R
66 Street are also the same road; got it?
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3 K4 B* b: w/ u8 X! n! [8 _2 V11. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the
# d( n8 E; a2 ?, q* Mshoulder immediately to let them know it has been 'accidentally8 G& C6 t7 H. L, t7 J' [6 L) e. ~
Activated.'
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- i) O4 o6 U' ?4 J4 z12. If you are in the left lane and only driving 110 in a 80-90 km zone,. j7 Y9 ?! u- A3 e& q1 `
you are considered a road hazard and will be 'flipped off'7 [  O3 M! {6 r$ u
accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.
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  a; y: N# z" @4 h13. For winter driving, it is advisable to wear your parka, toque, fur4 I7 j; Z2 H' R' v0 @0 h
lined mittens and mukluks. Make sure you have a shovel, food, candle and
% c( c  _, W7 V; ~9 g4 lblankets in the vehicle.
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发表于 2010-2-16 22:29 | 显示全部楼层
Funny but true in Edmonton. Where did you get this stuff?
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发表于 2010-2-16 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
靠,还真对
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发表于 2010-2-17 11:24 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
刚以为真的呢,乐了半天“The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 130 kph”0 H+ D9 p9 \0 ^: D2 X" x3 @

+ k% f. O5 K9 r1 I# K后来发现是搞笑
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发表于 2010-2-17 14:26 | 显示全部楼层
真是那么回事儿.我在左转的时候,经常被后车按喇叭.黄灯的时候,有直行车开过来,我怎么知道他停不停?一般我都等直行车停了,再走,所以经常被按喇叭.原来还生气,后来都耐受了,随便按吧.
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发表于 2010-2-17 16:36 | 显示全部楼层
5# irish
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2 b- ]* b% a6 z8 bit happens a lot
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发表于 2010-2-20 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
以前我在edmonton的时候也这么想,可是搬到ontario以后才发现爱城的只能算小儿科。
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发表于 2010-2-21 15:03 | 显示全部楼层
厚脸皮,厚脸皮。
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