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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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7 }" l9 W. V! {( {5 |! _8 LDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?' 9 W1 Y! }# t" O

" z( A9 Z  r9 o& ~3 p0 c  E# R3 L! n# G'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
# U1 c* j& j. h4 W: p( j" ~: K- i'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
7 l% b/ z) H. M! U'How much do you  weigh?'
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2 G( U6 w+ Z' W6 r1 {4 \'Now really,' the mother says,  ! q: s) q: W9 [( W
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.' 8 }0 Q8 W7 p6 S/ P8 U" @; S
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?' # Q  K5 n" b4 p& l; f0 t
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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% D4 P0 f: Z! k" |4 t  c1 LThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend, 8 l& D) o! S* E
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
5 Z$ ?5 b4 o6 z( z8 KIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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4 E3 ^! j& k- h3 \. eLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
$ p7 P+ V1 C7 P* H9 O* i'I know how old you are.  You are 32.' 8 D- A: P( f) p

; [8 T' {; y; k0 [, g( [& KThe mother is surprised and  asks, , Z" y8 G, Y! O2 u) i; H% z, S
'How did you find that out? ; K; o' D4 e5 q! ?& c& Q

4 R2 o/ q! N5 T6 t2 ^2 Y'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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9 {. t$ ?) K+ ~5 |' FThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
2 ^/ f4 C2 s/ E+ Q) o- f. `'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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( E6 j* i+ Z: B3 J+ k* |'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly, 8 a/ @( I. F" H- _! |5 y9 q
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?', g9 A. e, z! l) o' N; V) p
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
$ c: y  I. h7 ugive them  one of yours
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well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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