Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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) l6 a4 M& P& |3 }+ ^0 @Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

# F6 f$ r$ q  L7 ^  S$ \' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
( c) g& x5 D0 c' J  L- a+ R! j8 D8 l'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
: u  t% }' Q9 U! x3 b. j'How much do you  weigh?'

( K- j4 L# z5 M; \% h' Q  U'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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; g; n6 q: y% mUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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  ^$ J* H  |9 i'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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2 Z+ C: |8 j% {/ g! F, c' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

. N0 \9 S  t5 V6 B% j'Well,' says the friend,
  W. V: S& F" P" _5 y& B4 Q'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
+ j: _0 y! I4 h- U; W* X$ lIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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/ d! \. a7 U5 c) j$ A# ~1 t  KLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

1 g, j- p9 ^7 n: ~6 RThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
0 \9 d8 V$ E, m'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
4 t; z8 k8 |$ k6 T'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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0 g3 Y! I2 @. p& l; k' S'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller