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Driver's License - too cute not to forward+ f$ H& Q, d" t# c
/ L; L# {- O: LA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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2 U2 c# R2 N; Z9 T, t. J# r5 I$ ^! m' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' " c" R7 W! U8 }
8 t1 K/ P1 J7 A3 z/ D& ]'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
' s1 U5 Y0 y N' _( L'It's not polite.'
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( z% h0 l" h4 j" Q Y5 a+ z( C'OK', the little girl says,
! p$ e& k- b9 H( A' Q" A'How much do you weigh?' & }( t3 e" s' _0 U/ k+ q+ T1 E
2 E0 _) D- Y) T7 M. [* S9 q. e'Now really,' the mother says,
) u9 i' }0 c l5 E. F'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' ( k" o* a# I+ T3 ~# b; K6 [6 @+ z
, t. Q! u+ a4 ?1 k: K'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 9 b: C4 \& i7 `$ E6 @
7 ~+ A: t8 _9 W1 B9 _# g4 }$ LThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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8 ]: U* K; _) f* C& w% U( l; H5 A' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 1 ^. k. `: v( Z
$ g2 r# [" N' v'Well,' says the friend,
0 b3 ?: w/ \4 Y'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
/ ^- |! c$ S! U9 mIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
0 n7 ?" Z% m6 _'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and asks,
. Y! J5 X! m2 z' C'How did you find that out? ! r( d [2 u: k5 x4 D: H
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
; i: U. B# w. I3 n6 c# u, a'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' ; o( ~* a- V! O
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, ; j+ h9 p2 M8 [. o3 Z! ?8 x
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 2 g- b3 K1 A1 z9 s0 \- E* {& A+ {
8 S" s8 b* a+ f; W'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'; Q: `7 @, a% U0 q. k7 x# Y9 K; y
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'Because you got an F in sex.'- l3 t* _2 W6 Q! W' U
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