Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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3 r( a9 o; h6 L% I* cA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

! I6 S% |+ [% I8 C& A% R/ j' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
# u: k, k: b  `'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

0 G6 M2 ?7 F- |; k+ a3 @: sUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
) {5 f: w8 U1 T$ |+ Y+ U'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
4 x) T$ l$ U( wIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

; T  K$ K) g/ f  u& o! jLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
5 W6 l/ Z# T- \- y$ N% h0 W0 h4 U'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
/ r! {! c6 T, }) S'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
3 _$ p' j: {! }, F# [2 N5 p'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

; ]2 b4 E* R8 p6 g0 v( e) x8 Z'Because you  got an F in sex.'

: D  |7 K) k. j: UIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller