Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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" E/ S* k3 B' {% cA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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# [' `- ?- r" s1 e! O! _& o0 u'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
- \7 q$ o9 ~3 {# S! N- N'It's not polite.'
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1 |, |" T* {, e8 F( q) _3 |2 h'OK',  the little girl says,
/ e" s/ e4 H5 }: p) V+ e2 ~'How much do you  weigh?'

0 e, ^) {" y0 m; X4 T'Now really,' the mother says,  
- }9 l* t, j$ V'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
  l8 \+ o! o% {0 C0 d3 w% j% q) e'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
' ]5 h/ u/ k* |. qIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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/ e) @( \" Z: G* s1 pThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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8 Z2 A: w; U  T9 H$ x9 O7 k'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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  ?7 ]  m2 p6 \) J  h'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
: K2 v$ S! b% Q) a+ {give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller