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( z9 m/ S' J( X, G, p! K7 ODriver's License - too cute not to forward
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8 z6 o6 j: p3 q* n' HA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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2 e4 Y2 Q9 O- w/ R2 r4 ~'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
6 N6 c% C8 N; O; D* {- U4 r7 Y'It's not polite.'
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$ P: `, X2 q b- l" n- W" Q'OK', the little girl says, 8 s" c) f9 f1 O I6 H
'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says, ! ?! M' Q& q: y" x
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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7 A" s: }! `# P7 H9 WUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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# a$ A3 j0 G$ O6 }5 q/ |+ b'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 3 j9 c& j! C2 A8 T1 ~2 B7 f
4 _* t/ t/ _% F( M( I( J7 B, h1 A4 T( @# _The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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/ z4 ?; C, j9 L; f/ G' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. ; {! A, p6 ^1 J5 e7 a
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'Well,' says the friend,
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It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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5 z7 @" A7 F7 m7 `3 R, h( e8 YLater that night the little girl says to her mother,
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! A" v% q2 a0 H" X, ~The mother is surprised and asks, * H% J4 v; E; W
'How did you find that out? ' E( @7 T- x1 t! t
0 E" a: H: i) I" u6 p'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
" y5 p4 V8 z9 R5 l' {5 F7 H'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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5 m: I, p' @9 g; o2 g) A7 ^'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 0 ~+ ?; N$ [6 }! g1 e
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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5 D0 e G& d) `* D" M'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'7 ?1 f H9 ]# L* g$ C. O" a W
7 g/ F6 B4 M3 Q' o$ ]* U) e5 N, z'Because you got an F in sex.'; v1 A0 t I5 y$ l" r. O3 c7 c+ G- V
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If you see someone without a smile today) z7 }" O6 s" L u# Z3 \
give them one of yours |
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