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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 , w% h6 f$ a+ `4 n7 r) ~# }
r1 T3 R8 E/ T3 p7 ZDriver's License - too cute not to forward2 i% d& c2 B) x, R/ B& _% {- _
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. # L5 f' X; x6 Y, |! c8 o# U
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' , @1 {# @7 W( Q+ N9 ~2 |6 O3 ?
2 s7 | O% l; n) I$ [" |'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
: E+ k* h# g5 ~' l; _' O/ \& d'It's not polite.' , D7 I, u2 ?9 R: y) y; T
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'OK', the little girl says,
: n3 N& ]0 l% r4 O. O3 i'How much do you weigh?'
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( Y& t* t* h4 j( \$ i( p( {/ F6 w8 ]: o'Now really,' the mother says, & ?! X ^9 W3 b3 W% m) ?- S# Q
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' ) z5 b6 a- e' h
( A5 _; [) J t'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. % h/ U- V+ F8 |0 }+ o. w
1 J/ ?* |4 t" }9 Y& R2 f. c' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend, + P0 v S+ |+ n. m7 r+ Z: F
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
7 d9 P3 ]' S$ d8 sIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 4 ~1 u$ \' L' h2 G- W
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 1 p9 O$ F6 H \1 X( {' s* w
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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4 B2 g% t5 K+ oThe mother is surprised and asks,
& K- W4 {' v0 B+ b% x8 m( H'How did you find that out? ) D" {& q% M. u" M% ~) ~' H
* U$ s; |, I6 Q" [6 Y'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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5 H) A2 |! z! [ M# C" L" ?The mother is past surprised and shocked now. $ B* h1 Q% C- }6 _( i# p& b
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, , l. V& d2 I+ s% W9 D5 K% y, m
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' * P; J2 ^& o9 ]+ b% W
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'8 E+ k6 I8 R6 L( o5 V/ ]( G9 }+ C' Z- f
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'Because you got an F in sex.'. r- g& U, u b: n: i
% M+ ?0 I$ u8 |2 w& ^" _! KIf you see someone without a smile today
1 L2 [; s/ m7 J/ P, lgive them one of yours |
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