Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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+ G5 F; m& j) Z4 b'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
5 f# m' V: I+ G8 K2 \+ O'It's not polite.'
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, l$ ?4 g4 N( G$ `" G7 x'OK',  the little girl says,
% M+ f2 Y$ k: D/ V' ]  z; a* p'How much do you  weigh?'
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. S( l, g7 ~4 G! O'Now really,' the mother says,  
$ d* C: F! A' b'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

9 i" E( k1 J/ `6 z# `; u5 _7 ~. E$ v'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

, W6 `5 O% R+ ?* ~& [8 n2 b  Z4 ?' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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; Z6 a+ ~1 y: u2 n( W1 L'Well,' says the friend,
, q" V) ]$ M" t'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
( L5 z7 e8 Q, L! L1 Z& U1 EIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

; m8 S4 ?* w% rLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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$ a2 h7 F& m4 `The mother is surprised and  asks,
# n6 F* X; {0 p'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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6 \7 C* J0 k7 e- VIf you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller