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" @% H, u' S+ J: @4 {. p9 b; zDriver's License - too cute not to forward4 o+ S6 w( Q! R6 I: l7 q' j( \' l
0 j0 [! O" Q! x" |$ \! _; h# k* VA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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* U+ K2 @1 I. i; \8 `( i8 w( x'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. * s$ S( f6 r9 |; I2 n
'It's not polite.'
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( o5 t( ^( x# E+ x* V'OK', the little girl says,
! t7 m0 m, C/ t# \6 T2 [+ W9 S4 F'How much do you weigh?' & B! g( m$ l$ k: D
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'Now really,' the mother says, C' ?% _- J" G- G/ Y# E
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' * ~1 z2 a- T W# T: t, h
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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! @1 w- G7 B# I: G6 l4 y9 q V'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' % I, R6 V+ ?. \/ c
4 t' ]: G* E4 v7 AThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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8 o4 l' V+ P" S' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 0 e3 L! ^1 R( g) n! j
9 x4 S- w4 w- R" f'Well,' says the friend, " f9 ^; l a& A5 p
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
7 D$ \! g% ~- R- ?It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' c+ i1 L; Y" {1 v, o) u+ }
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 8 p! W& A2 q# w! b2 U c
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and asks,
' \" N) ~5 l% u) P'How did you find that out?
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l# f4 Y/ t0 }, L7 H6 v'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' ) t, B, |* `" Z- e
9 O) s& l/ |: Y1 L# g- sThe mother is past surprised and shocked now.
0 K' n" R2 A1 [$ I+ f" D'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
7 t3 u" u6 S7 V5 ^0 B'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'1 n9 k6 Q! Z* Y& J) f
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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