Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

/ L; L# {- O: LA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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2 U2 c# R2 N; Z9 T, t. J# r5 I$ ^! m' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

8 t1 K/ P1 J7 A3 z/ D& ]'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
' s1 U5 Y0 y  N' _( L'It's not polite.'
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( z% h0 l" h4 j" Q  Y5 a+ z( C'OK',  the little girl says,
! p$ e& k- b9 H( A' Q" A'How much do you  weigh?'

2 E0 _) D- Y) T7 M. [* S9 q. e'Now really,' the mother says,  
) u9 i' }0 c  l5 E. F'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

, t. Q! u+ a4 ?1 k: K'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

7 ~+ A: t8 _9 W1 B9 _# g4 }$ LThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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8 ]: U* K; _) f* C& w% U( l; H5 A' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

$ g2 r# [" N' v'Well,' says the friend,
0 b3 ?: w/ \4 Y'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
/ ^- |! c$ S! U9 mIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
0 n7 ?" Z% m6 _'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
. Y! J5 X! m2 z' C'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
; i: U. B# w. I3 n6 c# u, a'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

8 S" s8 b* a+ f; W'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller