Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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( R8 R+ l8 W6 l3 Q' S* r) \; K4 X; oA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
- {3 B0 P, V) d. j3 G'It's not polite.'

. Z& |! u2 d" a# V& x) |7 \2 Z7 {'OK',  the little girl says,
. q# m0 D5 c7 g& r'How much do you  weigh?'

0 D% D* f" b" Q7 T1 j  T'Now really,' the mother says,  
9 [: ~& f$ U8 |/ J: C'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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7 `: T* j8 S7 u/ A/ T) QThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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, g$ G/ J* z  @+ Z$ N+ R' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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) m: u- t* @( ~* p: S/ P+ {- m'Well,' says the friend,
. U) r7 e5 u: N5 P* c) h" D% Q'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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2 D) y  h! g2 A- BLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
5 j+ U& t2 K0 J" e'How did you find that out?
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  \# [  Z+ j3 P% k) G1 y/ B' e'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
* G6 O$ @( V& w2 [9 f  x9 U7 v'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
1 U3 k& }& r7 b- P- r9 o/ r'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

4 N4 U0 V/ @) U; S, E! X; t'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller