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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 0 w% Y$ K3 X% r6 a% S7 w
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
* q( C8 S/ L/ O. h/ D 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! 3 [. k& D8 e& i- u( ~6 |
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
: K# s4 e3 K9 R, m3 c 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" ( e- E0 h( E& L: ]1 F
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
) G( d/ J+ A* ]0 @ m8 E% o- g students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? 2 H( O O1 S/ |5 N
me: chemistry. . .
g4 b" k$ M. z 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" ! E9 f! k1 N4 t2 I% S
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
; U* o1 r5 f9 b8 i3 ^ f% U: T 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. 5 k$ I9 f' {0 [4 w ]
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
w3 @7 D6 ~' `4 l4 _ 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
) b$ w5 n1 n. J1 N) d# W2 A; U7 v$ O hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
4 S$ }+ r/ r: U. F- a$ ` then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
& M) f" @ D8 d& w- M# g this time, a players on the answer in the. 4 y9 Z, {$ ` O
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
. Z% x6 K* x5 b 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "* y' `% P. `3 C7 a' J/ s) t
13, when the school
. H( P, e9 B7 a, a6 ^ day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "1 Q1 K* y& W9 s0 Y" `+ F
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "' m5 }8 l7 w. D/ }1 ?. j2 t6 x
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years . m/ `0 H1 W6 A
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "! A a9 v9 |9 S8 p+ J _! G
15, one bedroom
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! n5 P. a7 B t! G* o5 C V1 u b results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
0 Z! E- z6 j9 J- o9 Y 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" . x g$ b% F( M. B) [1 H4 S0 o! h
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 0 j( f% }* D5 \ E, f, n( S' E1 j5 Y
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." * i) E* _+ q* ?) K
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . , u# |9 j+ Q) l5 J1 v% ^
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. 9 G- n! W+ V1 {; K' G9 x6 X
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
1 q" w! a4 h0 f 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" ' s3 F3 a* }+ h B: A
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "& z* x# w: E, U$ X% k2 T
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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