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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh2 r6 Z" M7 K/ w
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1 B1 b) m; [ w) Y3 s5 W u% b+ Y 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
9 R0 Y0 b8 E3 z: r 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 4 p: E) X* G v7 }
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
1 Y# \1 X: N: q% i# W' V 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! ' ^$ x0 `+ y8 o
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
" u& o0 t. `% u5 O- f 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
G' ~( I4 ?5 F' _. w students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? & c% n' x; \' N P4 _( a9 |4 D# }% ]
me: chemistry. . .
6 Y* f# d7 `4 q/ x1 u9 P 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
9 Q+ b. B3 [9 R+ ? 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
$ t- a+ `: f) E1 U 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. $ y+ m& W* ?1 M1 @
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) . T3 R% p0 A* D. i' P
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. ! f. n. M: e1 T' e
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
3 ^/ @+ `; W4 D4 j then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." , R. A; O6 x9 z) I
this time, a players on the answer in the. ' k+ z( m: M. ?2 K: I" [
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 6 o$ [; M: r% P9 s9 R$ q
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
. W" d' a9 o5 Y, W! I 13, when the school 0 ?. S3 G5 n% s: R" A2 l* ` ~
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "& \+ W0 E9 b% p" B
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
* m+ `4 U1 o1 Y- [; u# k you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years ) x) T+ m# L) _$ ?7 v4 A
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "& P' D: s" v3 L/ x! a/ n0 w, t: o! }
15, one bedroom ! Z1 |; b0 B2 v" x) _2 v
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" / P* U# i }9 b: X/ J
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
) ^1 e# D9 u. m$ j1 } 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 8 Y1 E2 x0 i# C4 W( e; Y
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
& p' U6 W6 K9 _, z2 X 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." : V- M8 M J7 }' m- U' G) G/ }
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . $ ]3 [. P1 G: L. P% D# K7 L3 [) k' z
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. ! r! o R( T& R/ z
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
4 q% v1 m/ V6 C7 n& h 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
- V) V3 M; D! a9 R f$ T3 L 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
/ P O8 g: o7 Z J 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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