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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
2 {" x8 e& q M& h 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! * Q% {) C( P7 ?9 V6 Z9 G( y6 y
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
# \( j* K [' j% [$ B3 U 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
( L, M1 [: P5 n" S" [ 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" . Y! w; t. r& s/ ?, f8 K% `
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
- @8 A+ e2 Z& p( W u' ~ students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? ! O+ q6 ~+ ?% L% u9 S# [7 U W
me: chemistry. . . + k- s8 e9 v" h& l; n: X
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
' m7 A# Q4 C4 C3 X4 h' c# ^ 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
* F) {6 d1 ]1 _ 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
9 R7 |& A# Q) c 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) ) S4 I* D+ Q. ?4 v2 h0 L
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
W3 ?& S( b1 y! | hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
6 x! W% a* N1 N: @8 R5 b then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
( P" u) w* \+ b8 n; { this time, a players on the answer in the.
! C; e' b$ l# Q- D host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
: |# t: f3 t, Q1 g* b 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! " ~' w, g* I7 Q& L+ T. F
13, when the school
" G+ z. L H3 d- D1 B day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "6 ~; v6 K7 z6 g2 R }
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
8 L3 v& |6 b# N {6 O3 S. F& V you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
5 t8 M3 \: W; B/ y7 W; A% ?8 A9 L2 r 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "7 u) K4 ^6 z, C4 p# z1 R N
15, one bedroom / F* l2 P) G2 z/ X
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" 2 X8 n5 V9 ~; y8 o! O2 g
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." + m) c/ c2 w! L# Y& S
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
5 q% w) U4 i, w; p h4 H 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
. J4 g% f6 F$ ^3 n 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
# _5 |' h- ?/ G4 d2 x0 Z9 ? 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . % x5 p3 y; T% |
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
1 {4 A' |: R9 [/ ^2 b: J! E 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." ! x9 G- V* h. X% W3 [; s& X- p8 b5 a4 B
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
: H/ w1 U7 ]% q4 U8 G, x 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
& w6 G2 Y! P ~ C' i0 u. z; U" ` 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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