Redneck

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
7 ~- W1 g# r% M1 j  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler

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& w9 e) j% W( ^8 f% O/ s How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
  
Redneck Garden
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6 @! w& X# x7 ~; ^- i6 l/ u- F Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
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/ ~/ w) p5 p2 s, x1 E Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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# Z, M7 z+ p7 L) i8 e Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
: ]4 Y) S/ f4 G( s 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
# a7 n. ?2 k, w3 J6 k  A7 s and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25