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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire7 ?6 i" D7 [ G+ o x
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.& w3 ^. f7 P- Q( f! q
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Redneck Cooler
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8 t7 ?9 ~/ ?- C- A9 m. l. K3 E How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?; [0 n4 x/ U* @5 {6 P3 o: v& i
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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d: C# k+ Q7 D8 c; ^( ^: | Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? # p6 x- h+ M+ H! {1 ]5 z+ r0 B+ x/ T) b
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. . b, N: r+ f& a, X) h% M
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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Redneck Mailbox; {" ]/ p2 _: B' f/ P
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8 @( J7 _* @/ {& t1 ~ Who invented the toothbrush?) E5 t! R, k! ]+ u; N& w* q" a# C
A Redneck!!
* I# q! \$ ?+ R" J% L0 [2 i) p) n (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out5 E& @4 P* P# {3 ^ t7 d, t6 V: m' W
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?3 m& p1 _, `1 @( i
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed6 O: `; {: p7 E* b% o
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair _& @5 B3 x- h
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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$ ^" F% q" C o0 D) E A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 166 J9 { j! {$ Z. y. I
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
' C. @ p6 Q2 H and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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* m6 v! y4 l. _2 Z/ m$ ] A Redneck Christmas Sleigh..." ]" s" B+ e1 v% A6 i1 k" c
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