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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?9 b& D2 V2 J- y/ u2 W2 ~
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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3 \0 ]7 W4 O- z9 ]! P Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
! B2 N# U( p0 g It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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; |. [+ C2 Y4 p Redneck Limo
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2 w2 J# s1 Q' ?+ Q3 C1 N6 H \ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
2 V% D8 _) M# n. n6 p 1) The DNA is all the same) ~. q$ `: B" o" {* Y
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
( o7 i5 q L9 z$ `4 x! }3 e5 E A Redneck!!
8 u3 t" z2 v1 p3 [: n (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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z6 @# N# y" ~6 f6 }9 @0 E1 \ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
. r J, j# f6 E9 H' Q The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed. j' L) ^' ?( l7 u5 m0 h1 u
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.1 i6 D# v/ j; @# D1 @0 L
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Redneck Wheelchair
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! v7 Y* ^* ?, K8 R! S6 S0 a% u Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?6 V# q+ r8 A! o5 T0 X: m+ Y
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...: v$ V1 s% i4 K+ `& ~
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