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5 x" Q! V( |; S1 O% j8 p8 r3 G0 lRedneck Yard Swing

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. \. N+ F% W* H% {0 ^3 B( o A Redneck passed away and left his entire
* i/ v' F8 |0 C+ w  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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/ s6 C4 |. J6 _$ ~1 ~; Y How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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. c7 W- \) P* L& F) @ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
, l. T1 N. E, g/ B# D9 W! I  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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2 k# p2 U: j5 d8 V Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox

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8 O$ _; w2 H, ]. J$ S5 ] Who invented the toothbrush?
& A, q' A) v7 \9 c8 v6 p! k    A Redneck!!
% X$ ~9 M8 F; n1 K (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

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2 s5 a1 a  r- q- P9 @ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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' r0 T* y& S0 j/ }2 E Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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/ a7 N0 E; x( p' D  G& [         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25