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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
) M/ @2 _5 {/ U+ e4 ~ When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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, e+ \- i }, s2 |6 F# K6 n7 D1 | Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? & e" V6 [& I3 a1 W3 u
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/ M3 p- K2 l) [& ^1 P7 ] Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
Q& x: Q1 ]3 ], p. p 1) The DNA is all the same
7 ~% R$ i, [1 Z, R2 ~) Q. t! ~" v 2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?& ?6 I) u, {2 J/ K0 _7 U$ l! z
A Redneck!!
; ~5 F1 b8 |5 q (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?8 ]0 }4 v/ h" C& M+ E; V
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed9 j' o6 m9 m0 w
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
% E5 x5 F3 \( |- y! e8 Z) E4 a 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'6 ~& T# }0 ]( i9 _& M, E% ~6 B
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" T3 N3 Z% Y e& m A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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( W/ k" F$ [; P1 O6 ^ A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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+ K' m j9 a+ d* |" F and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' , k/ z! r5 l7 n
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks! ) h8 _9 o. d# K/ q
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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