Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
5 Y0 v$ M- h) I  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox

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Who invented the toothbrush?
5 W, O& x. {* }' j' k2 ]    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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  T4 t- A( @0 L, M, h Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
1 _: {. J) x$ N/ i( G' y( @ The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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5 J$ V4 e1 Y6 m and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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2 H3 u  [) T; r7 i  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25