Redneck

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; ~' ~2 }( W) Q# U! g! `7 B A Redneck passed away and left his entire
& t8 e6 P9 S. x, v7 x2 Z  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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* r1 L6 X- M* ?: l" M8 e- p Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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) ?  N# |" k/ t1 y' | Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2 b5 T  t: t! U9 b& @2 `  2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
- t: {: w  S  v3 V6 Y3 i1 e 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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: ]: m9 ^3 R# Z4 P- z A Redneck Thanksgiving

& N. _" L/ d' F0 W3 P" R+ ] (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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8 ^+ }6 i  s4 C* w! B/ c  t  D6 n9 X         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
3 A0 o) Q1 y* u, d2 b. v& K$ I& T and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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' d- {, K4 |6 @0 S# V. t: { A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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5 @4 L$ _# N$ T( a  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
( v; L! x  c, X" C& c竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25