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发表于 2010-4-7 12:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑
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; E$ b0 {# Y0 v1 U7 ?Redneck Yard Swing% V. q. W/ }5 o4 S  l
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
7 ~- W1 g# r% M1 j  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.: J! R" W& q2 ?  m; Z# ?
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Redneck Cooler6 O' \& @7 k" C% @8 r! ]" J* M
Rednack Cooler.jpg
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& w9 e) j% W( ^8 f% O/ s How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?) H: C% \/ t! P1 Y) J
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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6 @! w& X# x7 ~; ^- i6 l/ u- F Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 1 c! }; F- Z: K
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. / L6 y( a2 H* W- E
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Rednack Limo.jpg
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:$ L3 v! z( N2 q2 U9 O+ u# {, L
1) The DNA is all the same
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/ ~/ w) p5 p2 s, x1 E Who invented the toothbrush?( ^/ ?# W  G/ J6 ^7 m/ p
    A Redneck!! 8 i: |% Q( E4 D% i3 n1 E
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)# x/ j0 r! }* d( f" t& ^" X
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4 L0 q* n0 c( V* L) u' ~$ d! o- v' w Redneck Time Out
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# Z, M7 z+ p7 L) i8 e Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?: Y1 N7 t+ J4 W, W2 c# ], N
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.; E0 p( ~9 r/ {! s# e( w2 A6 e
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9 p% B5 x% w6 U Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed7 T. b* z6 A/ l/ R" `0 x! {- k6 v
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.; \2 x; G4 e; m" }2 k
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
: ]4 Y) S/ f4 G( s 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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- C1 C( E- e/ P. ~; J6 {/ h5 Q8 {$ Q (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 168 w5 V; `: |; E  l; {( u
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# a7 n. ?2 k, w3 J6 k  A7 s and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' . d  ~' F8 E& Q6 X, A2 i# r
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  That's all folks! ; b! p% E1 k( w* ?" \. E
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!
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发表于 2010-4-7 12:25 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-4-7 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。: [# }: @; s0 Y$ g: G
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25
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