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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 - F8 \+ _6 O$ K, @; T/ U
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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire F {0 t D" G! E ]5 d
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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[ d( d. J# ?" [# B How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
7 q0 V) d2 @3 A1 { When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."9 a6 l, d3 V( Y7 J
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 4 K7 F$ O3 u# Y
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo4 s- N' q2 p& E/ O0 o" G
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) E1 ` @0 u" ^" p7 w' o Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:% k1 t- Z2 r& A: j7 B
1) The DNA is all the same
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8 E( h: s6 F% p4 X- M Who invented the toothbrush?
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Redneck Time Out/ }. Y) \: _5 s! P$ I- D
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$ J4 C4 {) c' J; N% D4 b! n Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
$ r" W* N: _* L3 ? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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, c6 g# S& X( ?$ G Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
: ~7 V/ |- M; ~0 ?# T( p+ f. a' y/ g When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
3 m$ Y7 J1 ~7 ~/ F' i# ^ 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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4 E# K! u5 w8 p5 V A Redneck Thanksgiving
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0 p9 M) p, ]& O& F: ~' \ (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)8 a% t' E* h. g# `: K p7 c
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. v U: u: Q8 `' u! ] A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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# j* S5 \$ q9 _ q: a6 \ A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...- }: v+ `' a7 V9 c
6 ~$ ]& | K2 m) c" w That's all folks! # W" p9 w, h% N/ L' }; C
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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