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Redneck Yard Swing
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estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler K& v1 _' {4 s! z7 R* r& g v) y
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
# L6 ]% _( i1 u7 N2 R* v: o When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar ) U9 l* B) [% ~& n! a
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$ H5 v5 u& W- m# w0 F Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? & J) ~& v1 s" S+ Y x
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 9 U4 V# Q( A- z# ^# y# P! V1 @
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" b" m, Y) V# n5 [& B$ j @ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:, ~4 q% C- {* i7 G& R7 F# U+ R1 U
1) The DNA is all the same
: [8 M) Q3 h7 P8 E* D* H& I* x 2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?
( ]9 \- n9 L, n6 {; }, Q A Redneck!! $ P1 m% V' u7 y$ B' V4 y! m8 w% M
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?+ Z5 s4 P8 x5 `6 o5 v
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast 9 M8 V+ V) G4 d) t
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed4 F+ R$ c1 S4 F' e: a! J
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.3 _4 s3 C' t8 y' N' t$ m- s
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?3 d' K- U3 N( c8 N m3 W, \0 m
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'6 h2 b; k! i8 M8 I% V. F; e; q/ [7 A$ Y
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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! v1 `6 Q& h2 l8 Y& \6 ^, Q: V/ _ A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 168 m" o% u9 k+ d7 i" K+ {5 y a
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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5 G" o e6 f% a4 T9 ]0 ], u That's all folks!
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