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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  J- u2 W5 A' a+ V" W2 j1 l6 r' ?; s  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
2 `' [$ n: ]+ M% P7 d5 b  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a* M! b# R4 v$ s
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  T$ J- Y7 E- w* i7 Z! e  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    1 Z: G' c; }  }* \, A
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    0 X  M4 l  R! V4 v* V
  bandages."                                                               
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6 v/ }$ {. r0 w, }% B4 n  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         0 j3 D. S- g  n4 b+ w
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
" X0 y8 O8 ^' @" J  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
8 t& o2 I8 q& @. Z/ f/ R  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  + o4 V  T  b8 o
                                                                           
9 X: K" c9 i% N5 e1 W8 {  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
% [3 @0 j0 q2 `( H% ?  M9 X" u  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
9 O5 Y, m3 j8 z9 I* c7 T& H  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   8 l) ~* l/ ^9 l/ N8 R: F% j
  plaster."                                                                 6 B- Z' n% V6 L; \  x1 G2 i$ o6 m" o
                                                                           
7 ?3 k/ p; B. a1 c0 {0 H9 H  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    6 x/ M/ T& s- G4 u: S* Z
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ! V# S2 d7 |2 c4 s" u! i
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   % n2 }- D% v, z8 Z2 M
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
" B1 z+ v; ?& |5 p- @2 n0 I  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ! J* y" D- Q, x7 M$ t  U
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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