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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ( @4 F  U. r, ]
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ! E3 f  J8 w: {. S1 H- r0 ~8 Q7 j0 {
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
* l) e6 v! R0 [0 H" x4 B  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
+ }1 T9 d& q5 w9 p: E+ o9 P  little left to be of any use?"                                            ; V, x5 k$ \; `& t
                                                                           
2 \8 I1 B( F# M2 }  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
4 Q* u% P& ~* [% W: T6 @3 \* }6 w  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
0 d% T: z. T1 {; N" t+ P  bandages."                                                               
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, E, J, {: T! K$ F, S  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         7 B, q  [9 G2 M2 g6 t/ Z8 {
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    $ l( a) V0 Y! w) _+ b: p2 k
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
0 j! \/ ?, K1 q6 k% K3 X  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  ; u: U1 ~. W- \/ k; s/ a( L; F/ h
                                                                            6 @' }9 W4 @3 j) g3 A" j$ N
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
% l4 v& b* x. G2 U; V+ p  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
0 p; R$ j0 t9 C  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
4 G& U; ]1 C8 {2 b$ i  plaster."                                                                 - _& ?7 T/ p' B+ g( ^
                                                                           
: p7 W# d3 d4 V* r6 D8 b  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
+ o4 X& I. r4 z& ]! L5 p  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     / ~/ \! i" ^! N; N" g
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
4 J  J4 V; [4 C. q. b7 g( ~. V# f  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
$ C- x# q! c" i# B! c3 y  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    $ r7 j# V+ t( c. U* _/ q" k
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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