a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
+ Q; `/ {2 M- O' N- M7 P$ M  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
3 K8 ?6 }4 v  W6 W4 o/ g  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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; c# ]: Z0 H9 f& V  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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& u8 M1 ~/ E5 F- H$ H  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
5 X, q+ H# m9 a# W7 l0 e( y+ W/ [7 I  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
; j( o& _3 Z/ t/ |- v! J% h  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
, [' x4 l4 d- O9 R$ n  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
. ~" v6 _; N7 G6 X& X  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* J* R6 b. Y/ D* i  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
+ b! {" ~7 s  ]5 {; ?) ^) T6 |2 T  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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