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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ! c5 l) X7 b6 u
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
8 Y/ z% H9 M- X2 v, ]2 a, A. B  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- E- v& h% f4 D/ f  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
/ B, N  _2 P$ u  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    . C; c$ p/ M7 }- T% {6 ?
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  ^4 |4 {" ^5 L# n0 c  bandages."                                                                % v5 q& [( x+ y* s; _0 p0 B( }
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
) h1 X" E3 R1 Z4 ]" J& ^- b8 G$ {: q6 G  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
% _9 ]# t, m) t; E+ r$ T  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  4 |9 B( _) Z- L) c8 \
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    * }( m# c8 m: n$ D/ ^. X
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ! J# {9 `- [* n/ H$ w# q
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
. h1 {% o4 m/ S9 }. S6 f) O  plaster."                                                                 1 y% X0 R; C" K, Y- H( K: \' F
                                                                           
" |  Z8 H+ v1 ^5 ?7 q* B3 W  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    $ D- X3 f. K+ a5 @& W- M4 M' O
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
) P; _  ?! D' r$ W  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
/ @1 _1 H6 `9 X! ]8 ~5 E) E  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
$ @8 y1 `9 D7 a' M' p  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    , n( @. }5 v) s2 A
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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