a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
6 B4 k1 V, g8 S7 N4 d) J  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
' G% Y8 T5 }1 t' N( [1 v  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
, o- n& O0 o6 v' F$ b8 ?$ q: `' Z7 m  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
6 }  `3 f2 x0 L$ ?: W  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
, ~: ~8 V  l6 B2 T! L  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  Z+ _. N/ R8 \+ J  f' b0 q  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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: a1 L- {4 {2 T$ i  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
4 z+ u* W! }& w* q$ p+ W; z/ e  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
) u3 u+ V6 ?2 e' }2 O! b: A  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
: P4 f) D! F6 J; J" P: v% Q  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
+ w- G. Y2 Z+ y+ P5 @) C0 P: ]  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
8 j8 ]4 f$ r4 {  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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