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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to ! c5 l) X7 b6 u
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
8 Y/ z% H9 M- X2 v, ]2 a, A. B books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- E- v& h% f4 D/ f lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
/ B, N _2 P$ u little left to be of any use?"
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to . C; c$ p/ M7 }- T% {6 ?
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
) h1 X" E3 R1 Z4 ]" J& ^- b8 G$ {: q6 G question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
% _9 ]# t, m) t; E+ r$ T "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 4 |9 B( _) Z- L) c8 \
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to * }( m# c8 m: n$ D/ ^. X
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to ! J# {9 `- [* n/ H$ w# q
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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" | Z8 H+ v1 ^5 ?7 q* B3 W "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster $ D- X3 f. K+ a5 @& W- M4 M' O
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
) P; _ ?! D' r$ W leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
/ @1 _1 H6 `9 X! ]8 ~5 E) E "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
$ @8 y1 `9 D7 a' M' p the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a , n( @. }5 v) s2 A
year they send us a complete dick." |
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