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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
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前台小姐:“hello.”# q0 Q4 _ D. H( A
老外:“hi.”
- g; b; j8 p5 t/ T! z前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
( [ x9 E; y# c, s* ~. g% I老外:“can you speak english?”6 \! v: g4 z7 D; d. k# L0 d, ~
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”6 k( Y, W6 @7 @+ T9 t2 h
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
# j( b0 ^1 u* f5 Q p; R' W6 n前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you# \6 L. R: L- A& ]. |
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”5 M; R" k! a: X4 h0 d5 u
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”* Z4 E+ R. W- g( `
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
% p0 D5 D+ d! u, o+ S. a老外:“i want to speak to your head.”' `8 o% o* ~7 I$ P5 s4 {
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”* _3 B8 o( |! W4 z4 s* n& b
老外:........ |
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