(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
: B; }7 M6 e% Z  g2 j' o清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
3 ?" @, N4 t& D8 q6 e" Q" i! y老外：“can you speak english？”
  t6 ^* O  P. ]( U# u7 A前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
; j3 u0 S% R! g4 J( }6 t6 T老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
) [; d% B+ D; z1 M- d4 J% d老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
1 ~: }' Q& ^" D  C# B( M; q1 V前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
7 I+ V+ y3 F+ S; |! i老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
7 |/ `% h2 i6 ?% I冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？