(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
: d* C5 m7 }- U前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
/ U7 W0 b  p7 {7 h6 i3 a! R) Z前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
. O& j# Y* Z+ [' X- W' N3 F; h% C老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
9 R$ {  c4 q. P- i0 P前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
7 O3 _7 r% V* bcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
# z2 O  _! z3 z/ Q* r前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
- R& I. s* A0 V老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

0 c; @% q+ D8 R; ~我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？