(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
2 l. C: X  z# B% f' h+ U/ K5 v: B% L清闲，面带微笑的：
7 u1 F, @- ~6 y* W" Y7 s$ k. m前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
: j' Z" Y! r4 o# L9 p老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
# a7 C: C  }) q' N  L  h8 T前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
& ?$ Z8 Y+ e3 j4 G  o/ S6 A3 {can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
1 M1 H/ S" |5 o前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
* x9 o& y0 Y* H老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
) o3 d1 t, n: t冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

8 [0 h1 T5 r5 A& y5 W3 v; M  x0 v7 h我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？