(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
( w1 h: R3 V9 {5 [: Y% N前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
, O- G5 B4 ?3 r/ k) a1 P老外：“can you speak english？”
2 |1 B7 @7 l( }5 H: g& e前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
6 `- h$ _( D. W* g+ E老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
+ _! l. E1 E5 x4 ~) D: |0 }前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
3 X; D: y+ K2 G. }9 g老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
8 j4 o6 v2 ~5 h# s. h7 ]7 z+ |前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
- C6 Z# @( U2 e; N- Q9 _2 Z9 ]老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
' q; b( n9 n1 @0 `5 |3 _老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

9 H- J" e% v6 d, p! q! i- o我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？