(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
" m) p; b7 h2 ?7 [$ Z, [6 S前台小姐：“hello.”
. y: H; y) u2 Y" E- m. w3 b老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
- i: M6 o2 L% a9 T: `前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
0 F/ M& s% L* `  t5 t" ~+ z( b% W老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
& G6 \; Z, R4 ^! u前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
$ I3 F) o+ B" Y: [& n, G! xcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
* Y0 P) D5 Z: `: f+ a老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
4 h. G; f: D# N- I7 F) D) @$ ^老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？