(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
' d, Y* s9 o# @0 u1 P老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
8 R* i6 R& B2 }. V# h0 r老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
% H  k7 w2 a7 U4 rcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
3 C: Y  v# S& h3 Q老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
- `. ?* }/ E* h& L$ x前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
# [0 h! B# O! I8 u老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

+ w( `3 ~" G+ r& M6 G我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？