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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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Hacker: I have control of your computer
! Y4 J  _7 d" m# w" {6 `" k white: how control?
/ g1 I# Q9 j0 ]1 ^8 k hackers: white with a Trojan $ Y/ I$ _! q' X1 C
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
7 z! W" Y7 ]0 c9 f' d9 ? hackers: Open your Task Manager ! G0 Z" F  |* M/ K/ e7 ]: ?
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
2 z9 o- V+ H% z0 M0 ~: j! m hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
9 m) ~* ~  Y9 h) `8 n' ^0 d white: \;
. V* m1 h3 X( n' P Hacker: I have control of your computer 8 _5 ^/ K( d2 @% N
white: Oh 3 @8 C0 u( |+ V& o: N4 I1 ]
hackers: a funk? ! Hey 1 C) L3 R4 v6 I' o: X3 ]" e, x
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
5 S# M) w/ P1 z; E machine hackers:. . . . . .
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of ( f% b: W6 n5 c3 o1 f4 r
casual hackers: You can install a firewall 9 U/ G$ |) [: x) p
white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
  O7 s7 f- C; m8 Q hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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small White: I heard that you will create a \! - e. p+ b, d1 l- q8 r6 Y
hackers: ah % W, l6 I0 [7 F9 L' |" j
white: you can control someone else's computer? ! / q8 p+ z; T! E
hackers: General is the 7 p- t, B( X1 w. y2 w+ c% Z5 W
white: you can black out those sites? ( n) B9 Z- f$ U! K$ t$ w0 S
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \0 v  q$ q  K" j; \$ ]
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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, N! s  s" G+ T) X white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? ( C* c1 u; h. U4 H3 X7 P2 {
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the ; b& O) _' y" `# ~2 S. C
white: is not it, this is Brand
1 g9 A/ h5 F' n+ {3 ? Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
- b, o0 `# T1 S* k1 S- [, x white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
3 u+ n; m5 I0 @: | white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
! f" {3 o8 m  \' w1 K( Q* T. P hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
- ]7 s! a) ]; c5 ~  { white: I want to Please help a busy
6 ^" Q# Q2 Z, ~. T' k: s# |/ E hacker: What? : _1 j, P# m6 ]3 u, E& {# Q  u
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data ( |0 |4 a8 t# U0 c) y0 _2 S+ p
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! : x/ z) ?! E0 v# k9 G- U: X
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
( u! L' ]" U9 X2 c6 ^& j hackers: die! !
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, N5 @- c" J- q2 g. V& J hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! : e+ Z8 S) k6 I) B4 e" B$ C! g/ }9 \
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why & B  e, L' U: s! \4 C
Hacker: I'm looking for something
* P3 H2 ^# }, ?) l0 p6 | white: what I find here? : n" e" M- c$ n9 {! l' L
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights - ]4 e% g% k) V2 n) W  B7 r

# x  K% E3 \9 |+ n% T  y most hackers : I come! ! / L0 O& s8 e( r8 k# }
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hacker: how not to speak?
2 w9 y& Z! Z$ V2 z/ i white: a bad mood
: D% m7 e, J9 s, b& E$ n hackers: Who bullied you?
2 J+ U0 U- }7 r white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
% B3 `1 V4 {" s" y2 q& J Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
% `& v& v8 E3 A6 \. [0 |( } white: do not get back
) B* o: n) R! Z- N hackers: No, tell me what number? 3 z( I6 p' s1 O  a7 y2 R6 C
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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white: you gave me out! ! ! ! $ ?  h8 x- I2 U9 K
hacker: how wrong? ! ) s+ e# ~$ {8 A) K" H2 l6 {
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
. Y( K* D0 Z% k& J2 ]8 O hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
8 b+ ~; F& {" o5 `+ F. q white: it does not work! ! ! 1 f. |" X0 O: v, p3 T
hacker: how should you like?
7 c5 p9 i! f; Q9 b) T" K4 b white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
$ ]2 h# e7 G* P+ g white: what
8 C9 z6 @3 `  C5 n3 w, \4 D% p hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
" f$ F2 K6 ^5 n, x) O9 G) q white: This very common ah ) X5 [3 d; r% S# J; S: F
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
3 k$ b( s5 }- \8 s+ W2 o) J white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
) X5 @- @; Z' c Hackers: Yes, has been banned. % y6 y/ _) c  e
white: this is also fun? ! 5 [' Z6 g' O& Q, C4 ^
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
  Z  j) W! Z* y, ~ white: you are pro?
( g) Y  n* @% H+ P9 g5 I hackers: You can say it.
2 r5 i( [  N0 [' T  s white: to what extent high?
3 C% A$ x5 ^: F. A: N hackers: ah, I am bored when their own 8 c( U. y! e$ m5 t+ s
white black: Ah, this I will!
" m2 m; Z) l( X hacker :#?%! You can? ! 9 A. V' O) X) }" ^7 _" K
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . 5 E7 u  H; n; x. q
hackers: Go! 5 a* s- j$ B  I( t$ D& s; V
white: Ask your question
# |+ l+ e* ?! T: R' _9 R5 l8 U hacker: says
$ j' }. H' y( l0 ~' F white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? # R; l$ f1 l9 `: l* }6 {/ c
Hackers: Yes you can. . . . & f/ M. p7 B2 k* Q* ^- _# t: j( Q2 H
white: no networking is also OK?
5 S6 i1 ^, Q  a/ { hackers:. . . . . . . 1 \8 T/ c& T* c, K+ v, p- w4 i
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
5 n& y, k5 D/ K5 n  j/ _+ A6 A% a hackers:. . . . . . . . : [+ @7 l" B  o( j! N
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
6 l, j4 `2 c& J" h' B$ u hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
* e) P) j) v; Z6 J- W+ H2 t white wash: my computer is broken . V; r8 \( f9 F
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem * L( i, L2 m% F5 E# J
white: that is, you bully me ; S( \, C) a# B9 n6 A- q. R/ j" Z) f
hackers: No ah ; [2 f- y6 X, l( c
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! 0 [  e/ Q, N3 ?" M
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
& c" I2 ?( d6 E white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? + I, T/ |- `# s+ [& r/ M2 W
Hackers: should be able to
$ `/ G8 z! E9 @9 y5 l! b0 o, w white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
$ q1 M5 G- [. p% X3 A' X3 _, ~& I: J# r hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know . X+ n" t2 |. O- R+ h
white: of course, \! ) G; ?5 l/ g/ |8 G" I
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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1 e' |4 A6 Q  x  a6 o7 m white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
, G4 [* p5 K7 U hackers: If the problem is not your idiot ' i6 t+ F/ [2 n! u0 K/ s
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
8 a/ \' m5 {& m$ {$ I/ f hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
' Y- D9 I6 B# E$ V+ x) R9 z white: that problem, you can solve it
% j% j; y8 \' Y! s hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
. b9 c& I" U4 H5 v2 p5 s. ~* \ white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
0 ?% ?' L3 p" a3 L1 L. G a hacker:. . . . I excused
* S3 ]1 [$ ~" T( y8 P2 O: T white: we see meet you? ) I8 t1 Q8 \: m) ^9 _
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
; P9 }5 [6 T/ |- g8 S) H white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
. d2 t8 C% ?- p1 |" } Hacker: Oh, what you think? 7 o3 y8 j1 V4 |2 I6 J) n
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
1 M3 I7 U4 ]2 y- G0 Q( i; f: ` hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
! s  i) c8 E* J hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ 3 v; c* h/ U7 [. }
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 2 `4 r* t$ E. `3 H8 Y& E2 e, |8 u1 M
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
5 {# Q: L3 x9 ?: {6 h. W white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit - \3 X6 R, W9 y$ _
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way + N# |& o$ x, Y2 f; d  Q8 g1 P. \
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
6 B, Q9 L7 d0 [  b# A- A9 @ hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
$ L% O4 F" q* y- |, U2 W' g white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! 1 i7 _3 L- f; U. `2 j- x
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? % r1 O7 ^: H: t" S5 h  w/ q( c
hackers: No wonder, only used
6 [! f- Y# x, _% p4 x, K5 s white: no you're curious about the place?   s" L! K4 T. t7 m8 i
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes " o9 A4 J0 {- w5 Z! a
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white: I would like to control your computer   m: f* m8 l( A+ P
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
! i( b: x( |2 ^$ ~ white: This is not fair! ! . d8 ?# s- b- d2 k3 D* \4 a- {; I+ T
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the 4 w; [$ ?% G, i
white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
, Q; i6 p: s- j, P$ W# @ hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
! Q0 w$ @3 p+ M- R, f Hacker: I'm white - G! d1 W) j. b# R" Z
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
! n" [; E' z# Q- ]) C% ]+ l* [ Hacker: Oh? What happened? ! `+ ^9 Y, |7 S8 u; O
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! % U; f3 M$ S8 M
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye - @$ V. M3 _8 R8 ~0 A/ n& \
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
0 j0 `6 V1 t9 e hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
& C' v0 E* P: [. ^( B hackers: so late, and how not offline?
5 X1 q! b7 V, ^0 f  S white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power 5 f+ T5 b; D* O( G/ b- n4 t7 m* c
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
* g& o# `* m1 ?* D7 C3 a white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power 3 g9 g( `& O" b1 i
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \1 c) j: ]2 P" s" L; z
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it 0 H$ P0 z1 V* @: k( b! Z
white: You are not really powerful
0 j( x( ~2 P' t  k0 i hackers: so-so friends 6 u7 z+ Y+ q1 P3 Z+ M0 F2 Y9 ~5 g
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. 3 S5 T- Y3 k) z9 C0 y5 ]
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
5 `1 C) Z3 m( q# d8 B6 S hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it 4 m( m5 P9 |$ l. x$ W7 _
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
) W" X5 Z5 e" H; B& a8 P hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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