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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer # h  u7 D7 G1 \' q9 j
white: how control?
' s2 M* s( C) F0 ~ hackers: white with a Trojan / `. g+ ^# A6 e5 B( E% d
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see " N$ Z/ k. ?" b' s8 j
hackers: Open your Task Manager
% f' y% H% y5 Z2 ~9 H" w) O white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?   }# a/ n4 `! a1 d
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! 5 m# @& O6 Z0 c) m, g* \0 V4 W/ W5 t
white: \; " K7 g/ d. E. F6 ~% A7 }* E4 G; Z
Hacker: I have control of your computer
# B3 @1 e. F3 h white: Oh 9 h  u: s7 z  ^: C% F5 ]
hackers: a funk? ! Hey 4 W" S; M5 G1 ~5 k% Y
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord " K0 Q1 Y9 e1 a6 Q" P* ^5 P
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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9 |" \+ _) ]: `( W white: how do you always in my computer and out of
! w( K9 B2 o6 ~3 g5 Q8 L casual hackers: You can install a firewall
& T) ~, {2 @( \/ {7 F white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
" t# ?% J. p2 e3 D  j hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah - F: ~" t3 U; D8 v' X1 M- S5 R% r
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
( K+ V( W1 P. w6 M hackers: ah
0 y9 I* @: d/ W" j white: you can control someone else's computer? ! 2 A6 l. {& R  K. w5 i: P
hackers: General is the 6 J; \* D- D+ [9 ?4 ]' o5 T
white: you can black out those sites? 1 [; Z8 Y4 `# s/ X1 e
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
% x+ P4 X) g8 f  S7 K white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? ( J& H' U5 t: k% p
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the ( q  _( d8 G: L/ K" r$ C
white: is not it, this is Brand
& n; w" g' R2 p& m* A. S8 s# }" w# X Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
1 G" N( H- ^' ~; d1 M white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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0 f4 [5 }1 I) G8 X hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! . I$ s7 L# \9 j. Z8 Q
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? 7 n  z$ C: ^2 Z
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me : c" f6 [) Z) R6 {# B1 t$ J
white: I want to Please help a busy 7 ~9 ?* G: p/ t1 d. W# d
hacker: What?
( F) k9 _* s8 J white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
% N  q; k# e5 @% y/ c: b; z) x hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 5 i7 c! m: C( b  x' v
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . 4 q. k  o% {2 w4 f5 }
hackers: die! ! , ?' B) N+ O4 f# W

6 E- U. {2 x% o1 \ hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! # {6 _! q2 v% V6 W1 W& r
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
6 `! x/ R3 b: V' E" `  L. R Hacker: I'm looking for something
2 V' B5 p. r! S8 G* r white: what I find here? % P/ t/ [* n* g9 g3 [# @. D. |6 ^
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights ! p% e" H" A3 o6 t; v2 ~
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most hackers : I come! !
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1 ]* B! F$ w4 t2 l hacker: how not to speak? 9 r, E9 x; B9 G+ J. b0 }
white: a bad mood
* X0 v$ ?; z9 f/ v hackers: Who bullied you? & Q; y5 h& @2 k( V1 o1 v. h
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
9 S" U9 Q8 ^7 N/ B7 ~0 @0 c Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you 4 ^$ Y2 }, M5 [' z; A5 y
white: do not get back " @0 L6 Q/ r1 j- n" q% u# u
hackers: No, tell me what number?
8 j1 z/ R, c* ~# |6 m  l white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember % G0 H7 t2 _# A* T4 g
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white: you gave me out! ! ! !
, {0 J3 d$ Z) {6 l' _ hacker: how wrong? !
5 h7 u7 f! x6 H% H( g white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
0 H6 A  ~, ]# a. f9 K5 S4 [3 t hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
8 c' a" J8 j5 b1 y3 b white: it does not work! ! !
5 E" u2 q  d: Z) X! ]" L) d hacker: how should you like? , U1 y% `- t; @5 U( y3 q
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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  y* c+ j& u- O" t) Y& ~ hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun   N0 ~. U( c6 R/ b" E. X# C
white: what
% S# h6 ]. @8 ]  \: }9 [4 m hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
: q8 ]; n' h, l) U) l1 @8 ` white: This very common ah 1 c$ W( u  Y7 @( R! X
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
; F) s" A+ _/ T4 V# V9 D white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
3 b) C# e3 l# Y: Q& O Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
+ K7 q& C/ f+ v white: this is also fun? ! # Z* y  L* _6 c2 w4 Z
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
+ b% |) ^; {/ x  r2 S1 Q* e# Q4 B white: you are pro? ! d6 h7 X! {+ e2 z, n
hackers: You can say it. % U! R% m% i  v; G
white: to what extent high? ! R" \4 k, M3 X# ^7 r8 f: `
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
6 z0 \2 V+ G7 w8 c0 }5 M white black: Ah, this I will!
4 }: y  S. o* P; d8 [& d8 l- W hacker :#?%! You can? ! ' t* T3 m; L0 j- I$ R; X8 V: Y5 Y
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
" s9 {; _7 O0 E# H0 @& {" l hackers: Go! 4 L6 Y/ E) k; N. i" F
white: Ask your question
7 Q3 w5 S0 [1 ?* h0 e" W hacker: says
5 A" B$ B! Q4 `8 M7 w. l7 _ white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
4 i6 U: }  P- j& X Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
: }8 j* q9 I% @, v1 ? white: no networking is also OK?
/ B) L: g; ~( e8 ^. E: d8 i hackers:. . . . . . .
0 U. p3 p, b5 o- [$ [ white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? 7 W) f! D9 m; x' ~* ~4 \% o+ ^1 ?
hackers:. . . . . . . . ' Q9 S6 V. A4 d& J' d9 V
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! . P( B! p9 ~8 T" E) v/ |% V
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
2 V% q, b1 f1 G" D  ]3 p white wash: my computer is broken 3 t& l; h% W* d. e: v, H( N! j$ D8 `
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
! x. @1 v& X7 n, H# \ white: that is, you bully me
4 S( f, L9 i# j# u hackers: No ah
! j: t6 ^. j' m3 Z4 h; n white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! 8 z1 E$ ?( U: ]5 E7 C$ v2 P5 ^
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
. t, W3 k8 H' [( c% Y4 W1 o white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? 1 ?( I* \3 F  h" p' W% t
Hackers: should be able to ! t5 w( F8 O3 R) Q. {" G9 y3 C
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
. Y" q. ~  Z1 m, s hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
% F, m( X4 j; N8 r1 ?$ |& ^" C/ F7 F white: of course, \!
" G2 e( j& t4 c- |+ A2 t  D6 I hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
* A$ i0 ]" q! h/ |& ?) [' ] hackers: If the problem is not your idiot / l  @1 q4 Z9 R. X# U) y  J( B
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
+ T; u3 k# l" p; X hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes . _4 o6 V0 h5 j3 G# R: l
white: that problem, you can solve it
) e8 `0 J8 ~3 R7 R5 B hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
/ Y: |& K5 U; p' O white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it + V# l6 C, M# _& B6 \* y4 e" L
a hacker:. . . . I excused
$ l+ Y! n+ f+ K6 p' \& ^6 D8 x white: we see meet you?
4 a4 T/ Y9 X2 X4 I hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see # k4 t4 X$ ^2 q  N! t
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to ! `: _/ F1 ?! G3 v& t% B
Hacker: Oh, what you think? * o, C$ c( D8 _1 k) l6 [# }( E
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
" r$ _  ^$ y  C( Y% n hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! 8 U7 {* e& Q5 E; n
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
( ]# ^! c/ A- t2 s8 c( R, ] white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
0 ]! P* H" U) A hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
3 I+ t+ G1 f  O  w6 Y  S9 `% s6 H3 O white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
) _6 w, r5 F0 N4 U  N, Z8 w hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
8 o( w& e7 x( n( g8 W white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
" w5 q& o. J1 p. x hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 9 m4 N7 z3 [! W; u; W0 m+ {- D
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
. y$ W# V! _* Z7 o; B9 f, D; m white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? ; j. a. I4 t- P& c  q( E
hackers: No wonder, only used
! K9 v" H6 G7 V, u white: no you're curious about the place? " g* }- ]% E9 W
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes 3 N$ I( p2 k. q  j( k# A2 e* J1 q/ z
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white: I would like to control your computer
' @% e! p5 {3 ]- l( z) C6 S Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
- E, H/ w/ @; R. V' D white: This is not fair! ! 0 c5 f5 y% _9 w: Z' O2 S
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
- E3 q7 u$ f! {# g) H7 n white:. . . . But I will not. . . . " b$ K" d' j- v
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! ' G8 m; U% g2 S8 u
Hacker: I'm white
; e9 Z+ @/ N2 {# h/ ^" I us again: This is probably the last time we met the
6 _, N" ~' _  p+ m3 c3 f1 ]; V Hacker: Oh? What happened? 8 B/ \* X5 S$ g+ y
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
. q5 L8 Z- ^- l2 \7 m4 c hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
1 y+ M( Z6 \- C- t6 n. e* x, @. F white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! 0 s+ C: R/ Q6 L/ y5 `4 L8 x- q
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . 8 z$ w9 g% x/ f: Y" P
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
: V7 i' R# O- s- k0 Q8 v; o6 U) L white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
2 g% T2 [' q3 K/ D/ p hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
* h. j$ h% m. V3 K& Q1 F white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power - V( L" m! ?3 j- K) n4 o9 y
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \6 Z. K% i# b5 F8 ?2 o7 b
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it 7 B6 A* O5 R* u0 o4 O& a
white: You are not really powerful
& U0 d4 h; J, \# e1 [ hackers: so-so friends
7 S/ C0 R) J0 Z* M white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
' C: H5 ]+ d# J" J, ~( Q hackers: this place is difficult! You wait - ~8 D: M+ u1 w# @" b" |
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it & i4 V( x% @3 D/ c- c, h
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . & i; ?$ s/ s& ^; U0 k3 W
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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