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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer + d/ ?2 o' [0 j& ?
white: how control? - G. u: }# X9 b( Y3 R8 L6 x
hackers: white with a Trojan 5 ?6 s5 h& }) F# Z
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
& v7 E1 w' ^3 G+ @ hackers: Open your Task Manager
9 b; H5 O5 b. V& I0 a white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? 6 z! h( k6 b; {; `1 i+ T) @1 V) @
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! / y' c& `9 n* }( f- n4 v7 S9 t7 Y' X
white: \; & j) M9 C, C1 s" j
Hacker: I have control of your computer
  c9 P1 H. g5 O white: Oh
- L' X$ \1 ]7 Q' `' K, R7 {5 }4 X" v hackers: a funk? ! Hey
9 j% P7 v; x: j# x8 o white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord : H" x3 p( d" N+ E
machine hackers:. . . . . . 6 o% C. G9 m% n' |. v4 P7 s5 l

# r+ d6 w& f0 \7 c white: how do you always in my computer and out of
2 V& f# V) f/ @1 ^( Y$ `2 X casual hackers: You can install a firewall
6 \8 M  t7 f* h" H) S! K white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 5 g$ h4 Y5 @7 B1 P# Y
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
& r, Z% {4 N5 H" N( D- H hackers: ah
# a# f; u* ~0 Q% V white: you can control someone else's computer? !
# V+ I' I" }" A; b8 B1 C hackers: General is the
: v3 N, p7 I; g! P6 P white: you can black out those sites?
6 W5 X7 Y, e; m# P) a5 {+ q hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \8 t) _' I3 B% A" |3 y
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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, X# X& {( Q; X% k6 `$ @ white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
8 N8 ]3 c2 j9 C" l$ X hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the " i$ j6 S, K" i5 x& j* |
white: is not it, this is Brand + E% D6 z7 P3 ]6 Z
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
  O; f# V, }7 ]' J7 G# Q6 t white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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$ r$ V) l9 F! G* V! a- ] hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
6 |/ l  H1 O5 W5 M& I3 e white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
8 ?; I4 c! F/ y0 \) D' ~/ M hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
9 p+ l+ C/ I/ y: P white: I want to Please help a busy & H7 o* X0 d. {1 v+ D* u
hacker: What?
6 V- N0 [0 E* a/ a0 ] white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
0 y  W% s; q; P/ ~# I; F hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 4 h$ l, n  s5 x* N1 K+ m
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . 1 b9 X1 i8 S) H3 l
hackers: die! ! 8 b9 G  B4 `; c* O
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! % q' \/ n& C! }/ x* W# ^7 J
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why . f& S: o" |. ^9 e+ x% p+ t
Hacker: I'm looking for something $ O" h: V* e" a  X) O$ A
white: what I find here? 3 u8 f1 K. X. T, Z/ ]2 g
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights ) s8 ]0 D/ V# u- }
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most hackers : I come! ! 6 V8 ]! N/ I. B5 J& F/ k0 x6 \
. . . . . . $ H9 d" U' L8 t7 b+ ~+ n
hacker: how not to speak?
9 b# r0 h- l2 b white: a bad mood
) m! L* J; H( W2 f6 ~ hackers: Who bullied you?
/ i7 a" d: v( x white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love ( s; J' R7 \* J: w) T
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you % G: V# t/ }! X. T, ^! r' k6 w
white: do not get back
# ]9 g3 W* _' } hackers: No, tell me what number? 8 S3 l- R$ d8 z8 B7 J9 f
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember & D  [6 m2 H4 l1 ]

/ W7 W6 q. g9 d/ }6 ^ white: you gave me out! ! ! !
9 h& q% b: W: B7 E7 c( \  V hacker: how wrong? ! ) X6 B  l# m. d
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! % o6 D0 E" @# N5 I
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
( c. n+ r" c! p3 S; I+ _3 _$ [- s3 m0 e white: it does not work! ! ! 1 c! Q8 P9 ~' H3 f
hacker: how should you like? 4 w% P, g6 }6 G" K+ D9 }5 v
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
& p' v- k0 M1 ^  W0 S" N7 s white: what 9 f# s- V/ \2 x4 c
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
- l9 {! C7 f9 {) v# G' C, C white: This very common ah
3 y0 P. D, B- R Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
! e9 K( U9 p0 m) y5 j1 ~ white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
( G) u5 e7 ?7 d4 _ Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
' {2 ^7 z" ~) A& | white: this is also fun? ! / Y1 ?+ B2 e9 I
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
# z1 ]6 z. F& v white: you are pro? 9 C) Q5 h. p8 d/ ?8 `% c
hackers: You can say it. * t7 I6 l* d8 N* ]5 Y9 v
white: to what extent high? ! o$ q- L; _& G
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own ) _9 V! s. D. Q  B
white black: Ah, this I will!
; S* n2 M0 ^8 E% z8 J: _- O hacker :#?%! You can? !
7 D. ~9 P4 S3 I( J& k white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . : H5 d( j- K( z; O
hackers: Go! / v# v, K# Z. v/ ?1 c# H
white: Ask your question 5 |% U/ [7 _$ l0 p$ q6 x
hacker: says ; t' c* F0 A! Y
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? + R3 I9 q  j: T5 }7 B- }% j3 O) e
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
; |4 v: E8 _. H3 f5 ^ white: no networking is also OK? 5 \2 h$ a+ G- s0 J; x0 e# A& v. a
hackers:. . . . . . . : B3 Y+ ~1 r1 Y" U& U
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
9 G# e3 }' `% i: D' x: Q hackers:. . . . . . . .
; W: j. f$ c+ G7 U- w$ j8 R white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
) D, Q7 a( ]1 P, n hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep ( c# B0 |7 T7 G$ y  j
white wash: my computer is broken + C3 X! P8 G; A$ x
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
, b+ h: F- R2 P8 i- `3 B white: that is, you bully me & b3 ?3 {0 Y. {" G+ G
hackers: No ah 9 q% I# n' M+ d3 N6 S7 L% r
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
+ ]- r7 u) \0 C. v' s7 X' K6 f hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ : @9 R7 H" N- i  U; ^
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
6 }; C0 c! ~5 P+ _9 _/ j3 R3 | Hackers: should be able to 2 T* _0 u2 i; {* g1 V/ W
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
1 k8 V! h0 Q1 t1 N* w/ H: c hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
* I/ H0 J1 A" C' _, d: z: v white: of course, \! & j+ I( r- n4 u
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! . }) O# m+ h# S+ w- u

4 i1 d) G* I) c' p9 }1 A: F$ h! ]* h white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
- n/ ~' B! p5 T. N6 Z0 f- D hackers: If the problem is not your idiot   n5 G& U+ N. X
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
( N* a; `$ H+ A; q9 p- V hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes 1 a6 ^3 }" X6 A4 X2 x, C+ m: B
white: that problem, you can solve it 8 l: ^' @  Z% \' r+ ~, N; r( r' j
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
5 @, G5 n2 ^1 I- F, q+ \ white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it 6 E6 I0 n( q* ^2 i& k- O8 T+ o
a hacker:. . . . I excused * r+ u+ a2 _# L7 d3 P
white: we see meet you?
$ [  {) V9 a, C" E. J hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see 0 a  z/ O& x9 T
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to 9 Y' e% J) A0 Y
Hacker: Oh, what you think? 2 V' I8 F/ A9 @- w! E: Z; o$ p
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
6 t- f+ _4 n% m6 R, r hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
5 Q( a3 I& S. K  l0 A% S hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
( G' V' E! k+ n white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? $ B. b4 H  [$ w8 `  x7 o" M0 a
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
, \$ J5 [* O( H7 {+ i# ] white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
4 n7 I/ N5 f% i& } hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
' [" q- X2 l9 b! P+ x; g% f white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
& |; `( q, p4 m# x+ s6 a- z  h2 l hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? : {" H- c# h6 C& {' j% N
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
+ U5 l* g4 J! C* z white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
# g) s; I+ n" g& T8 S hackers: No wonder, only used 6 C: ?! f- |; y- O+ G
white: no you're curious about the place? 9 @: J: s* \, f1 y3 D
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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white: I would like to control your computer
) r' w# f5 |( x; \ Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad % S6 @& N+ [9 x4 |
white: This is not fair! !
/ L( Y6 C0 I0 r# ]: X/ I" l" A hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the + F9 T" M( ~+ a3 M
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . " O4 `, l4 |, f% Y3 L. o* z
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
1 \( X1 q% {) j3 a Hacker: I'm white
9 L% g8 X: k8 Q6 A us again: This is probably the last time we met the
' \9 B1 b: D5 Z% O, Q7 d4 _6 } Hacker: Oh? What happened? 7 G6 g8 l# d4 @( Y7 L; F
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! ) U. K1 @) ~8 D  m' c
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye 0 R2 t) C6 O" v2 G- ?+ e( ?( `, s
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
5 F0 ]: M$ K. F& W2 \. s1 O$ L hackers:. . . . . . . . . . ) U& C: H( z% g  Z* |' }
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
% j- k/ |9 s; z9 `! J white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power ; a- z* _- C- `. G" `
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? ! b8 ]/ R( X& r% A% v, }% _
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power 6 p- C" |3 K; [2 ]4 A: g7 J
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
; A& L- d) h* i9 Z# [ white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
- ~; j( |& M4 C. m# n6 r8 | white: You are not really powerful
# J2 S0 T  B" {) Q5 e% s  ~8 T5 h hackers: so-so friends
$ E9 g  V9 T! k+ ]$ t5 c  s white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. 0 l3 v9 U4 G, L* _0 A; N
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait 4 ^2 ]; i) r  q( D+ f  V
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it   r/ a1 x6 b# f: w
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .   B5 C1 A* _- \, J8 b. L
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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