A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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Hacker: I have control of your computer
white: how control?
hackers: white with a Trojan
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
0 \4 e. w: ?& y( A( Z' y% } hackers: Open your Task Manager
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
white: \;
Hacker: I have control of your computer
2 v* S) O/ U- f  G, b+ x# S6 S8 Z4 a white: Oh
- y; m1 x  \. W. A+ H- m hackers: a funk? ! Hey
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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8 m* h, n9 g4 y; U2 D; n$ ^; y white: how do you always in my computer and out of
& }; \" T2 j" C* H& z casual hackers: You can install a firewall
* [) a: ^0 M0 r" M7 R+ ` white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
( L/ T0 R  c/ n6 A$ A) [ hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
* U( R$ u# ~. t' p hackers: ah
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
hackers: General is the
0 [# u$ T/ G$ N8 s( r; k6 Z white: you can black out those sites?
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
0 ]& C0 J5 H! m/ `* U white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
9 ]9 R8 j) {+ f7 [1 ^3 Y5 r* E; p, v white: is not it, this is Brand
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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; K8 U7 h7 N+ f7 M hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
white: I want to Please help a busy
9 ^$ }& B# d" Y0 [ hacker: What?
, `& q6 N; Z3 a; d8 a$ S3 Z white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
hackers: die! !
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' G' Q- F- d# o9 N hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
Hacker: I'm looking for something
white: what I find here?
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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most hackers : I come! !
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* _$ W0 W- i0 \- K hacker: how not to speak?
white: a bad mood
0 P5 M) v1 R0 ^9 `7 [$ F& c hackers: Who bullied you?
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
3 i; k! j+ D3 ~. C/ \" j Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
* m! _3 J2 U0 h" _ white: do not get back
" d5 V; Z- ?# \  S2 C- K* e$ m hackers: No, tell me what number?
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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white: you gave me out! ! ! !
hacker: how wrong? !
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
4 v  ]# k& ?5 t6 i0 w7 ]3 A$ I5 U hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
white: it does not work! ! !
6 v! G( A8 z1 p4 y, I& y hacker: how should you like?
/ |9 Z/ V" Q6 _- K; N! ?! ^2 k white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!

2 C3 V) Q  C0 V/ v6 ] hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
9 M* x+ Z2 z  N4 F5 v5 ~ white: what
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
; h' S! a, w( N: T) k- y: k1 O) ` white: This very common ah
/ w5 w9 W: V. q1 u% S$ v9 @0 b Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
- s) a  j0 S6 [" s1 I- ] white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
0 Q. r# }+ g1 j1 o! C Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
white: this is also fun? !
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
/ ]( @/ O5 i" b" E, Q white: you are pro?
hackers: You can say it.
2 Z; G& U+ H8 Y" I white: to what extent high?
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
* f9 M9 a3 K& |& p$ y3 s) M$ Z  v white black: Ah, this I will!
hacker :#?%! You can? !
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
hackers: Go!
4 q. ^9 w4 d2 m- `; M white: Ask your question
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0 s& M9 m% ~, p8 G' i9 f white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
white: no networking is also OK?
hackers:. . . . . . .
8 h' j$ `$ L9 d4 g0 G& e: W white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
hackers:. . . . . . . .
$ W& i; W- O, Z2 m; W white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
: W+ e# Q3 L9 n# \4 T hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
! r# h) D0 f. c; X white wash: my computer is broken
( Z0 x$ G! l2 d. E& s hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
( D; A! R8 t% p# A0 ^ white: that is, you bully me
$ S5 d* l/ i9 c1 p hackers: No ah
* R* x# ^6 d; e white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
# i4 h/ h5 @5 Y% o$ S hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
) ~+ E. |4 B; x6 T% Y4 F# { white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
Hackers: should be able to
' h! x7 c4 D# `* c0 d8 n white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
6 j: N; Y5 L5 N' V9 l& M hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
+ c/ O. w7 ]+ r! h white: of course, \!
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !

white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
* H- z9 f6 U2 _0 F7 x* {& |5 ^2 o; g white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
. y* @! M, S- N4 v" T2 g hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
5 [3 O; e! I/ x9 U white: that problem, you can solve it
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
/ I$ s7 Y8 |  R3 x2 Y white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
a hacker:. . . . I excused
white: we see meet you?
1 j1 Q* v& l. i4 x- X3 s3 F  A/ e hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
! q5 d- \1 C' n( w) p# ~6 a5 A. Z white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
" Y; z& m* l8 {9 G% o% z6 K7 J- f Hacker: Oh, what you think?
4 k7 k6 s  k# p2 K, c" z! b$ Q! O white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
/ }( G8 p. e8 s' @/ z  F hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
6 O: Z0 c' d" x" |3 C) r- F hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
! J2 i" P- m# S- f white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
3 E5 i7 [3 }, T: H, p; S4 ?8 M white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
: e$ c- b7 X6 u- E! i5 { white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
& W2 I, l2 Y( B* G# f hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
3 q" F) {  u% i& I white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
+ u( u7 J" [5 O9 y9 { white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
- g5 Q" N3 G; q3 z hackers: No wonder, only used
! r8 k5 f" A; g, D white: no you're curious about the place?
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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% U' b' n0 h, a% T* c& V5 x/ ] white: I would like to control your computer
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
6 O! X9 g) d6 S( S3 s4 r2 I white: This is not fair! !
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
( c* U  s) c3 w- |/ F white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
Hacker: I'm white
: y: r0 T4 I6 |( e us again: This is probably the last time we met the
Hacker: Oh? What happened?
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
( J6 T3 r4 [* x6 ?: H. `: D4 O" a) ? hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
% j' w" N7 B4 B5 T2 c white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
9 i3 x6 R2 b" r, N. L& c# _ hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
* t5 u$ X8 X, U" O3 \( e4 l  o5 _ white: You are not really powerful
hackers: so-so friends
: j/ x. M' _& U& Q9 j7 z white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
1 c' N8 @8 e$ `. f1 U9 b hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~