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郁闷时的英文
每个人都有忧郁的日子。
Everybody has blue days.



$ L' [( p/ ]9 m那些日子真是惨透了，你觉得心里乱糟糟的、怨气丛生、寂寞、整个人彻底的精疲力竭。
$ Z. h; q% U* DThese are miserable days when you feel lousy, grumpy, lonely, and utterly exhausted.
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那些日子总会让你感到自己的渺小和微不足道，
( B5 e( n( l1 J! rDays when you feel small and insignificant,
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每件事情似乎都够不着边。
  c) P6 u+ {5 I1 x; g% f% A) awhen everything seems just out of reach.

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你根本无法振作起来。
You can’t rise to the occasion.
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根本没有力气重新开始。
Just getting started seems impossible.


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在忧郁的日子里，你可能变成偏执狂，觉得每个人都想要吃定你。
3 C) O4 h+ Y" N$ U9 g# pOn blue days you can become paranoid that everyone is out to get you.


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其实情况并不总是那么糟。
This is not always such a bad thing.
' p( m$ H( a9 S: X9 ^你感到灰心、焦虑，可能开始神经质地拼命咬指甲，然后不可救药地陷入一眨眼吃掉三大块巧克力蛋糕的疯狂！
1 i. u0 z* T; s: I* P& [You feel frustrated and anxious, which can induce a nail-biting frenzy that can escalate into a triple-chocolate-mud-cake-eating frenzy in a blink of an eye!

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1 u; ^& e+ n; Z在忧郁的日子里，你会觉得自己在悲伤的海里沉沉浮浮。
0 t$ |; q5 q% a0 o* f; {On blue days you feel like you’re floating in an ocean of sadness.



不论在什么时候，你总有种想哭的冲动，却不知道为了什么。
' h4 _0 d& E% B6 ]$ ^' gYou’re about to burst into tears at any moment and you don’t even know why.



: W7 {+ i7 I6 L$ Q* S1 ]( B- |最后，你觉得自己犹如行尸走肉，失去生活目标。
; z7 Y, N  T4 ^6 E: YUltimately, you feel like you’re wandering through life without purpose.
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你不知道自己还可以撑多久，
You’re not sure how much longer you can hang on,
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然后你想大喊一声：“谁来一枪把我打死吧！”
and you feel like shouting, “Will someone please shout me!”
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9 [3 l: O$ K% y5 S# V& q( k* E& v其实一点小事就让你一天都郁闷难当。
/ X# M/ l  l% ^, M" m$ L7 c- ?It doesn’t take much to bring on a blue day.

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也许只是一觉醒来，没有感觉到或者看到自己最棒的一面，
, }# x4 I" d$ Z7 @0 lYou might just wake up not feeling or looking your best,


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% {) ?. t" @  ~发现自己又多了几条皱纹，又重了几斤，或是鼻子上冒出了一个大包。
find some new wrinkles, put on a little weight, or get a huge pimple on your nose.


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你可能忘记了约会对象的名字，或是有张可笑的照片被登出来。
8 l  Y9 m5 ]" }4 @8 p( @You could forget your date’s name or have an embarrassing photograph published.
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4 w" p/ A! X' Q你或许被人抛弃、离了婚，或是被开除，当众出丑，被刻薄的绰号弄得心乱如麻，
2 h7 r/ [0 M0 fYou might get dumped, divorced, or fired, make a fool of yourself in public, be afflicted with a demeaning nickname,
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或许只因为你得整天顶着一个其丑无比的发型。
or just have a plain old bad-hair day.
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4 l$ ?, ?2 S- k; W1 c/ y1 }也许工作让你痛苦得如坐针毡。
Maybe work is a pain in the butt.

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9 }5 C0 I8 P& B  {+ X你在强大的压力下顶替他人的位置，
6 ^8 z8 J* P; ]  |You’re under major pressure to fill someone else’s shoes,
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你的老板对你百般挑剔，
your boss is picking on you,
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办公室里的每一个人都让你发疯。
! p8 d# q% {+ k% p0 \and everyone in the office is driving you crazy.


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  r: k3 t  g9 G4 o" x/ NYou might have a splitting headache,
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. |# B5 ^3 \; D, r  ?/ N; d或重心不稳跌个正着，口臭、牙痛、不停放屁、口干舌燥，
$ V# s7 T1 X2 w* b% \or a slipped dish, bad breath, a toothache, chronic gas, dry lips,
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或是指甲长到肉里头了。
or a nasty ingrown toenail.
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不管什么原因，你确定上面有人不喜欢你。
6 n, D' A6 X; I' c; Z6 rWhatever the reason, you’re convinced that someone up there doesn’t like you.



! l4 x+ `: t. Q唉，该怎么办，到底该怎么办呢？
+ ]% n) i* |( }6 OOh what to do, what to dooo?

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7 u: N+ X& L( `3 W8 H, P& e/ x嗯，你可能跟大部分人一样，
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4 }+ m/ Z  w( g/ M- f' {) h随便找个东西躲起来,以为事情会自行解决。
you’ll hide behind a flimsy belief that everything will sort itself out.
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4 {* C0 _0 \/ W) b- j, Y! B结果你得花掉下半辈子的时间回头看，
Then you’ll spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder,

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  s- X) v( ]% z& g1 a等着一次有一次重蹈覆辙。
waiting for everything to go wrong all over again.



最后你会变成一个易怒的、愤世嫉俗的，或者是 一个可怜兮兮的、哭哭啼啼的受害者。
All the while becoming crusty and cynical or a pathetic, sniveling victim.


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. B( \6 k+ W, h$ }* h最终你绝望地躺在地上，祈求地球将你吞没，或是沉迷在比利.乔的蓝调音乐中不能自拔。
Until you get so depressed that you lie down and beg the earth to swallow you up or, even worse, become addicted to Billy Joel songs.
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This is crazy,


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因为你只能年轻一次，而且绝对不可能老两次。
because you’re only young once and you’re never old twice.