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郁闷时的英文
每个人都有忧郁的日子。
Everybody has blue days.

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那些日子真是惨透了，你觉得心里乱糟糟的、怨气丛生、寂寞、整个人彻底的精疲力竭。
These are miserable days when you feel lousy, grumpy, lonely, and utterly exhausted.



那些日子总会让你感到自己的渺小和微不足道，
6 y, S) p- |# @6 `3 v  U# u+ cDays when you feel small and insignificant,
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. H# G2 P4 A+ T, i0 t每件事情似乎都够不着边。
when everything seems just out of reach.

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你根本无法振作起来。
You can’t rise to the occasion.


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Just getting started seems impossible.
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在忧郁的日子里，你可能变成偏执狂，觉得每个人都想要吃定你。
1 o( S8 Z. j" u" L. JOn blue days you can become paranoid that everyone is out to get you.
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其实情况并不总是那么糟。
3 u* J% u$ i. y; c1 W, hThis is not always such a bad thing.
你感到灰心、焦虑，可能开始神经质地拼命咬指甲，然后不可救药地陷入一眨眼吃掉三大块巧克力蛋糕的疯狂！
You feel frustrated and anxious, which can induce a nail-biting frenzy that can escalate into a triple-chocolate-mud-cake-eating frenzy in a blink of an eye!
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/ s# r) |, L, w在忧郁的日子里，你会觉得自己在悲伤的海里沉沉浮浮。
On blue days you feel like you’re floating in an ocean of sadness.

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7 F/ Q. S! t5 K( Y6 k& ~6 ~4 p不论在什么时候，你总有种想哭的冲动，却不知道为了什么。
You’re about to burst into tears at any moment and you don’t even know why.
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最后，你觉得自己犹如行尸走肉，失去生活目标。
Ultimately, you feel like you’re wandering through life without purpose.



你不知道自己还可以撑多久，
You’re not sure how much longer you can hang on,



然后你想大喊一声：“谁来一枪把我打死吧！”
" V# S: w8 t( L* q8 N0 @8 p" }and you feel like shouting, “Will someone please shout me!”


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6 F- @! h/ @) m  C9 |( g; `& j& y其实一点小事就让你一天都郁闷难当。
9 p( v2 s0 k. T2 R; yIt doesn’t take much to bring on a blue day.
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也许只是一觉醒来，没有感觉到或者看到自己最棒的一面，
' ^7 J7 X1 w8 `/ s6 j4 Z/ H5 fYou might just wake up not feeling or looking your best,

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2 m9 R6 n9 W' w* `发现自己又多了几条皱纹，又重了几斤，或是鼻子上冒出了一个大包。
find some new wrinkles, put on a little weight, or get a huge pimple on your nose.
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; c; d2 _5 [" g  @# m1 j( D你可能忘记了约会对象的名字，或是有张可笑的照片被登出来。
You could forget your date’s name or have an embarrassing photograph published.

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你或许被人抛弃、离了婚，或是被开除，当众出丑，被刻薄的绰号弄得心乱如麻，
- `1 t, _7 q) IYou might get dumped, divorced, or fired, make a fool of yourself in public, be afflicted with a demeaning nickname,
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或许只因为你得整天顶着一个其丑无比的发型。
/ B) l( T% `& l# p3 Cor just have a plain old bad-hair day.



也许工作让你痛苦得如坐针毡。
Maybe work is a pain in the butt.


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你在强大的压力下顶替他人的位置，
You’re under major pressure to fill someone else’s shoes,
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% t( t' p1 T- l: v你的老板对你百般挑剔，
6 H% P+ l9 ^/ V; `* F! s. jyour boss is picking on you,
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7 c- Q/ [- F; \3 X# M$ m办公室里的每一个人都让你发疯。
) u' {) y9 X/ D' U, d+ j9 F% J0 ]4 xand everyone in the office is driving you crazy.



你可能会头疼欲裂，
& c' L6 H+ Q4 m" G2 JYou might have a splitting headache,
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  ~# }- G3 @- z5 l或重心不稳跌个正着，口臭、牙痛、不停放屁、口干舌燥，
" _. n1 [3 O6 Uor a slipped dish, bad breath, a toothache, chronic gas, dry lips,

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" S+ ]! t; _( J2 D4 q6 I  t或是指甲长到肉里头了。
/ p& j- V3 H( s/ J" N# c$ n8 V1 O: por a nasty ingrown toenail.

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不管什么原因，你确定上面有人不喜欢你。
Whatever the reason, you’re convinced that someone up there doesn’t like you.
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+ m# V7 I3 z: g6 B: e! N- j唉，该怎么办，到底该怎么办呢？
$ P2 @0 y) C. r/ tOh what to do, what to dooo?
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! A% A& _9 c! d% q! `嗯，你可能跟大部分人一样，
Well, if you’re like most people,
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随便找个东西躲起来,以为事情会自行解决。
you’ll hide behind a flimsy belief that everything will sort itself out.

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结果你得花掉下半辈子的时间回头看，
5 U# [+ b! @) z) LThen you’ll spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder,

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0 u& H+ o  n5 b; i8 l( ^5 v等着一次有一次重蹈覆辙。
; G  I: E5 [8 b7 c; S- ^; Lwaiting for everything to go wrong all over again.


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" q7 q- V0 V) G; L4 B5 C4 T最后你会变成一个易怒的、愤世嫉俗的，或者是 一个可怜兮兮的、哭哭啼啼的受害者。
All the while becoming crusty and cynical or a pathetic, sniveling victim.
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% B: S3 T4 L+ s最终你绝望地躺在地上，祈求地球将你吞没，或是沉迷在比利.乔的蓝调音乐中不能自拔。
Until you get so depressed that you lie down and beg the earth to swallow you up or, even worse, become addicted to Billy Joel songs.
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这的确很蠢，
, `5 ^/ p  `) ?3 _* ^5 _5 e- nThis is crazy,

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! G3 E, W, T5 n$ r  F1 z3 O因为你只能年轻一次，而且绝对不可能老两次。
5 K9 v# x$ v& k( W* [. [7 `2 @because you’re only young once and you’re never old twice.