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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!- }! Z" F, v# m* W' H6 L2 A
请注意，以下序号都是1不是误写2 p3 S" J" M0 S3 C# ?' j0 z
9 G) v+ j9 d1 X; S7 K& k1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.1 d$ d" M/ I2 v* @0 G' i4 D
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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4 j- w2 n; o) }* l5 o; }; k1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？$ D! n. U& t$ j3 P' j" m# R# V
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
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1 t) i S( i0 w8 s* C) A9 k9 L1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去( g* B8 I5 c& G; H' r# j; ^
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it" C! R+ w* Q! L& ~8 }. v" @7 D
that way.
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1. Crying is blackmail.( o! }- \) x" R. V8 t- ?
1，哭泣是敲诈
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; L% v: `/ a4 X m1. Ask for what you want.
: h, {6 x3 b+ eLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
: D: [/ {8 R6 z! @) I0 @! zStrong hints do not work!
7 d7 A8 t9 ~. t. b# DObvious hints do not work!. c: N8 o7 f1 c* z$ h% ~% w1 K
Just say it!
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我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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( y$ C8 K+ a5 t. d3 W3 K1 p8 l/ E1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
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* x4 Y+ q q/ V* ~4 ]6 zSympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
. H* n5 x) h0 V3 ?' n" x1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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4 y( J; t* @- D- d1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
0 l* ^3 T- b( K3 [8 l: l+ W' v2 S( t1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去( \ S4 w5 W3 n6 {: R; t
3 x' r; M0 K5 S4 e- H! x, _1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.6 b) P3 \6 P& n2 A3 _
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
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6 h& _: ^) T# M0 s2 t5 ~0 a+ b, M1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们( H8 u: q0 W& E' v& \. g
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
8 Y: }" G$ f% x& e; y3 @1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们. C' k3 I% h) {4 y
: G) I/ l5 P7 G3 Y+ p6 T. Z# p B1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways+ E% n9 J) q. a, C
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.# r* x1 Q3 {7 i) p+ c
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。" k+ U( R% k7 Y5 @2 _
4 z* @& [! y% k5 k（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）$ |' C4 T: @" O Z
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it$ @. H' I9 Q! p; c1 K# v5 ?
done. Not both.
% J$ C* [% i# WIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.1 l6 n* o# l. H/ b* s
: B5 `: V' A% p8 x; ?1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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) Q' b7 u5 i5 M- s! T0 U Y5 N! O1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
: Q" q1 A5 ^2 d* p7 OPeach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
: W, P& m3 w6 n, C6 N& TWe have no idea what mauve is.0 R& W# r: H! P( G/ S! y# O
/ _5 K+ L/ P8 F; K2 f& B1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
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We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer$ Q1 B% z8 f3 }) c* L
you don't want to hear.
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y& g/ H7 ]9 I* k1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is' a4 D2 B3 ]) Y$ d6 z V
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$ c. C8 K# z2 ~: b9 G, ]1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to O, o" `- s6 z! s C& x
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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& G7 _6 V& U; r3 o- f: C7 M1. You have enough clothes.
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1. You have too many shoes.
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!! z; B. @+ L4 a' W, M; i8 Q
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1. Thank you for reading this.) n# `3 D* n5 H2 L% v/ y
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;( u5 V) ]. _" a: c
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.* R; U# T2 Q* f3 Q* I
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
: \2 i, e3 P" V& v* |3 dPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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