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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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3 q2 L- S6 [9 {7 p" q6 l1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.* s4 n s3 @6 j
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫4 |) p! t) m( W; ^/ `
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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3 l" c. v5 `# KWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about ' y7 P! g1 c( q% N- @
you
( ?1 z8 V$ A8 ?2 gleaving it down.0 n7 P( V& f0 [: r$ L& a
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？6 V' i# I- R& y
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.. B, D* s2 E3 u. V! K2 \) h' E
Let it be.' r# J, Z5 h5 p% m: r
1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it7 Y6 c/ t. Y1 }/ Y7 X! U) h4 g6 S
that way.
K/ D3 i2 i2 s) s+ a- `; u1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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1. Crying is blackmail. K# u0 {) F; x4 c# R m- u
1，哭泣是敲诈
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3 D. x# ~2 t o4 W1. Ask for what you want.
7 a, Z7 B: s% m1 |0 \Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
2 W* U& l. ^- P% ~7 w: fStrong hints do not work!/ _$ p' F! U0 _8 w
Obvious hints do not work!
! U: y. T9 ]+ \9 QJust say it!: e, Y0 Q" i- F; t
1，你想要什么就说
h* B% W% t/ W* B我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！( ~/ H$ j1 b. P2 ?$ n
( \+ Q1 V, _( o2 K: F: t+ a1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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, N& |: q m7 M$ E2 `( g% L5 ?0 t1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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+ b+ E! U5 Z1 x7 O1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
- N1 d8 W2 @5 b$ j1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。! R3 D* D9 ?. C- A' ~" g+ m
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.* k; S2 g; y g" N; i( M6 f
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去8 R5 @+ h9 i2 V6 j+ h
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.6 B _$ J, |( h7 Y( r
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days./ j9 |. @9 e% T
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了
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$ [4 u: W4 o/ I$ l6 r) o2 s. k N2 {1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
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( ?0 D3 f f6 V1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
$ U) ]# I, P- ^' }1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
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1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。 N a/ L, W0 O; ~
! C1 C( m% O. l) x( ?. F（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）
* r8 `0 Z5 b. C# R V, Q1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
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If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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; o1 P+ [& s% o0 z1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during+ z T, a+ C# |8 v/ w, m! e+ P8 Z
commercials.
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
$ f7 ]4 ^4 a# ?! LPeach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
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6 S2 X2 e* y. IWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.6 ?$ k+ n7 ]* Y4 o# d9 K5 y
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
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' |" K/ T! m: C' @& t5 |" `1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to1 D1 F% o& i" h; f
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.) I: X/ T9 i" B5 k- I1 P: n4 H3 j
; a5 P1 M/ z* w+ A4 v. }8 z1. You have enough clothes.2 D9 Q- u7 w5 G' ?( R
" [- g4 m! M% c5 D; ]( ]1. You have too many shoes.3 k h1 q1 N! e, M% o6 T/ w( U+ I
& s; V- r4 l; C1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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1. Thank you for reading this.* N/ X% l. U4 i0 A
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;: p- M& T5 h9 k( e$ h: C
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.) w$ S3 n# t' ]. ~
6 C) G& `: e# JPass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
2 q+ b: K' q( F2 ?4 ~) Q- bPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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