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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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6 F8 I) T) z7 @1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.% c q& W3 C* v& [
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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$ @8 K5 t& @! C: n* q/ g; Z1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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leaving it down.
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
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1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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/ D+ [* L6 M3 v( g0 x2 y, y' v1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
5 h! S( m o2 o8 e1 w; L& ^that way.
8 `( p1 e1 x; M. `" Q. E3 g1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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+ U: L" b( U1 K, G8 c1. Crying is blackmail.- H$ ^' i( T+ ?5 U7 g1 _1 e
1，哭泣是敲诈* T' R6 F5 b5 e, i, S6 d
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1. Ask for what you want. o6 ]+ P/ p9 u y d4 Y. ~
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work! W3 I, m$ `7 ^ A" G6 ^# [: Y
Strong hints do not work!
" F4 \% F H6 p# @5 e3 JObvious hints do not work!% i/ [9 p) g% @4 |
Just say it!
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我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！' ]! n$ X& u4 w1 F- D
% N: a- ]# L$ T" s* @3 H1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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% k( T! B# ]3 p( A. G1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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! N% n! U; a7 A- m1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
3 J0 b: ]5 W; v1 e: d1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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. [# F" V- `; Q% t7 ~1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
; H+ u# ?& k( U0 B1 E1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去: g: Y, j: P v) n0 |1 r
# V D2 r- R L# u2 ^1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
/ ]) }& e( J* `8 T* f; lIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
- B2 f1 K2 ^7 g; T3 |我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了1 ]5 k4 ~4 V# d
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us6 a1 \8 a, P9 \" U" g8 K. s2 C
to act like soap opera guys.6 H G% L0 H g; W
1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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, C6 m* x) |4 V. I% ^1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.1 T6 d0 E/ J3 f) o: q) _+ o4 f/ ?
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
8 o: H% W2 U- ^makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.7 q$ W Q$ @( Y6 Z$ Z! X
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。/ x3 g* k, O& ~0 ?4 I1 e; S
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）
& Z- x( Y3 R3 U* M6 W1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
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If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.& ?: ?) x0 k4 w& v- h$ E
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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( o0 K' _) w# {1 ?1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
6 Q/ L3 E6 C# c/ [3 X* `# vPeach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit., n- J/ }# l. e2 J! P } b9 V0 M
We have no idea what mauve is.
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. {9 E+ f& [. J' q: _2 n1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.1 V7 A- F1 B+ f; f' P- x! \+ J1 f2 \
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
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We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
9 N' L3 S0 z2 v5 E2 c& I4 m9 L0 \+ Kyou don't want to hear., n& E- l: A" ^8 D% G
, L/ z2 ?, p1 V% A' q0 v5 G1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
H8 X; {6 x. X2 \fine...Really.
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! K5 L) {' t3 H1 s; H( }- L* T6 Z1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to4 z/ i v" p" [, n0 W
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. }/ k2 p* r+ ?5 }3 V
* _( G: O9 q: K; M2 K6 L1 G3 r1. You have enough clothes.7 u6 C) @, M, s% P
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1. You have too many shoes.! L* G7 p- }; R* B
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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1. Thank you for reading this.% ?( g5 P6 |# J4 f4 ]
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
2 S/ t* z+ h. qBut did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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4 E6 S4 F0 Z. c# s% C% bPass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
1 L8 ~: C5 R \- uPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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