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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew0 [+ u1 b! u2 I& W
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he/ [# m0 z5 h! m* i
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
+ p( q6 [4 R) w" ^( k; Wbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
/ a. C/ n& K2 K- c/ K) Xif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
! h* ~9 p: }% B3 i# K m* r' R4 D, {% gI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,, a% L6 y/ _4 e6 Q" f
except... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
6 T5 L6 `6 S( C1 \+ W. c% @ "Nothing, nothing."
; ?8 s2 `! P0 c3 g0 c# | "C'mon, tell me!"5 w+ U& x: i" N' q' O
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."0 D) s' S2 }4 y, ]
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.% x6 [' i0 G8 Y4 z/ L& z; P0 T
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."5 L; D4 ^: k% ]( p/ W! D
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
% U q+ W2 ?$ h! }carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
. I) m2 M1 C* \* e; d% Gordinary-looking black dildo.3 m3 S& `9 i1 A. _' N) }
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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4 s+ `% U7 I2 S7 X$ G2 ?$ d The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
/ B& a t3 }3 Nman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
+ n! {2 F( B8 n6 R% i0 Q VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started/ e1 @! o+ c/ l4 X9 A R: w
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack " H: h0 X4 ?& T3 y# \( y# m0 K
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,) I5 I) i" u& }2 _+ l
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
7 v9 U8 _% ~" t1 ?5 R& G# H- _$ `the box and lay there, quiet once again.' c2 v0 A" z$ K2 d
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
z# z8 h0 d# c& bwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took3 `! W. X6 l+ }* r0 M; T
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all 2 r7 r2 W# D9 Y
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip T* N1 l/ `/ o ?0 \
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone." i2 W- I: l, O& d- R
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
0 Z6 u+ ~& b: I9 G/ ythought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
- r# g; s" D" U, S2 _( Kremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,. _$ z9 a: b6 j2 }
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was- g' ^- }+ t3 T M6 Z" v& t, W: i
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
4 Q& G8 Y9 K5 N, d4 u8 zdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
9 j* `8 w( I, x% phusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!/ J# l- l T8 V! M
; `" U& P, Y# t% B* _* B) z She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
5 p! r2 ~- I( ato get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick5 R- ]8 O6 I3 k6 R
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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8 N+ V+ T" l2 v f7 m Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
0 G4 b# N7 X( p6 K6 F- wto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
9 E1 T( V# \; L* @5 ^1 T3 Ntraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next1 M$ ?3 l& W$ x
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
' t& Y, ^# ?, e; B2 Eflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
* W! X( w) r; d% }0 fmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she& p& D8 ?; r4 X" a
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.% o- q& q9 _6 a
- C3 E/ b! J5 L0 w# i The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
$ ?/ Y4 r: T* Q6 s( v# H6 }+ Klady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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