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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
9 [6 }. @. R/ b9 i b0 S% Yhis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
* _9 @% M( k5 Y* ?9 B' x xdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
0 @. T% N5 d$ g; _0 P" A* mbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
4 S$ m! s& {' ?* @9 [; h2 H- O3 O+ Kif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well, p6 s8 q0 X, U
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,& g3 s0 s i. O6 d2 V! M
except... ahhh... never mind."
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/ r8 y7 S1 X% ]% j/ W$ D0 ]- a "Except what?" the man asked.
' N8 h5 Z: P; g- l2 x "Nothing, nothing."& k& X' |) M% \2 U# c
"C'mon, tell me!"# v% ^: I! }4 R1 i5 n0 ~
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
& L2 Z' O% q6 w0 [# J0 z9 L$ } "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
. o( N3 D/ V, a0 z' o "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
/ Y' M& p8 I& J1 J So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
- M7 c7 O* K+ S" i+ kcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
; A1 q3 f) c- ?ordinary-looking black dildo.
, N$ e! a# b2 a0 G. f The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
1 x* O) P9 z. l* ~6 v. g# K' v0 hman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
- y0 i/ A: ]. J- O" I/ H VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
5 X0 o: _1 r( l h$ l0 A- Rscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack + X+ x5 l7 ]. D% O! a
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
Y$ H7 f. ?4 A, `7 l"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
. J( U* k/ K; j5 D: y5 Jthe box and lay there, quiet once again., ?9 ], Z. u; X+ y4 J$ V( ?
/ J: X1 [+ q8 I: U. I "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
7 T D( U% y; R) P: xwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took, [. ~! D$ R( G. e
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
) o" i* t# Y0 g; qshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip! f. a! w4 E/ i* N4 O" t a# l& a
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.* f! C( f- D, [
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
: z" G) w7 Q) P9 y0 w9 gthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
# ]: W1 J9 k( ^4 V' ~% |remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,8 z! U) N6 }: i7 i! a3 m" M' D
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was) {1 L4 e D+ ^* p1 _2 P
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
8 v0 H- y. y: Xdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
; c3 x& j" n& r/ h9 K0 K4 F: }2 fhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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* d3 T# V% @ c. M2 G# A She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
/ U0 Q. H6 R0 g! g" hto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
, ^: x5 A; s+ e* K) Xjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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w& L1 P7 D) _6 D: o Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive" V w% ^. ?+ }+ D+ C4 c8 U; s& J
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
: }7 K8 \; M6 S& O3 Y1 x2 c2 I7 ?traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next$ T) |4 r. k2 h3 t: ~ @" Y
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights4 Z' ~ F3 Z& \
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
2 I; o* w3 Q/ E2 }+ }% N9 l' Xmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she. ?8 w7 E/ p7 C% l2 E8 c+ b
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.8 x' `9 o2 j, L+ L
8 P3 Y. Y. N2 X. V The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right$ z; y1 h4 ^/ [" p" o# |9 T; A0 _4 Q
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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