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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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: d+ \! }& K. g6 Thttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ; Y* L0 m2 T* O
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 8 {; Z [" L# x; V" Y( c
1 ^6 d4 K0 A7 b" n& P7 }- s! VThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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* ~5 r$ S6 j3 s' v9 I/ yOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
% ?; n" ^, ?; A+ k$ D, N KLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. : }- L6 J6 f- K0 E* O
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 1 G3 N4 I. ~: ~) i, h+ m! l
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 8 w8 z$ w/ F8 W l0 i
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 6 w8 U! f" F- c% i- S X
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. : X; }4 L; V, ^
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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- P5 S) E9 ^: A" l; YHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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