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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。8 D6 g5 @ H- f7 X. o
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece% T: K. g: r6 p* k. U
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
9 c# s3 v7 i. W% x$ X' B0 RThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. # W$ X8 N$ v# w$ s5 s1 K N
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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; k" t5 U' E6 j, o+ [7 \3 p% q6 pThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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/ y2 V, d2 _2 y5 l: \) u6 |2 I7 NThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 1 Y! e) g; ` S
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 7 g9 w* v* _, t0 U9 c8 \1 t
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. + m c+ ?$ X& x! P! o' N
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"But it's not for me to question his story. + D' s* _! r. ~4 ~ }
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." * X, M! r% @- {8 [* u$ p7 C& ~
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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+ X+ a+ ?$ c3 s4 c6 t0 p$ t1 L; tMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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1 @3 u2 K4 m5 s, P9 x Z1 Z' I, _"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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" W: ]3 p A% m5 d2 Z3 V( K6 b"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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* H9 Y4 r2 c0 X: a4 \( g5 b6 }Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 3 s. J( ^2 j2 f; e" t
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