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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece4 u( V2 T) N) p
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
# D, Z' L9 N1 t! m$ |) m2 ^, BThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. * u/ c3 T9 E1 s# w* z
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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0 q2 I! [) ?# ^) l& yThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. & Y' w) |6 o2 g
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
5 j) A) W& k9 ~6 wA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. , e- j8 y7 E$ ^" y) s2 c
' |$ h3 a8 h9 l: {- l3 {( w3 c"But it's not for me to question his story. 9 S7 z1 e b, y; W1 }& K! [
4 Q! h }' F; F9 [5 I8 H"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." & h" V. w5 @) J: w M0 l2 `
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. : J0 Y! A0 v. T
' L" @/ Z1 |. L+ @6 r"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." / M# [ J" J, Z; r6 v$ g0 B) K
! ^ ]5 E# c+ c H% QHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ) Q6 T% [# Y0 h( u
! c- L& d. |$ ~* `0 b3 RA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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( ]+ |+ S/ {/ y& L$ i"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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