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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。3 |9 @" } ?7 J: |6 d2 b
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece6 H6 K5 }/ L' f/ R# V+ ]
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 5 f+ B# T! {; u& d) k' t d4 \
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. + W! ?, N4 u4 D. u1 H% M A" h
: E1 k1 _" |: AHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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( }8 V* K3 U' k) ^$ eThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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$ d5 z5 [( G% t2 iThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ( u1 L" s8 d& \3 B5 C4 j8 ^" h
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
, n/ V/ i+ s* e; r' n! zLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. & f: ]: I% q. C6 S+ s% P
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. . K) o% Z# w( I6 f% R0 w
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 3 W* A; A. d- H
/ L- m% B! @( r4 |2 a9 XMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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( G: b5 h# _( `# z$ K"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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2 r- Z; n- r, _1 e, e"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 8 d0 q& p) s [1 z% Z/ Z+ |
} ~% b" @1 ^4 }0 ]% M3 N2 Y+ ]4 zHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 3 U" j; Z& b5 s1 Q# f4 T, D
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 5 Z0 P4 c! a* o- S9 v
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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