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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。: B2 R$ e* f) t6 s8 F6 e% _$ Z
u, f( b' Y: q+ Z1 G: Ehttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
( Z* U- u4 B$ s0 ]* U: c$ f. Z' LThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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+ X( J3 P9 a/ j, s) m r$ f$ }9 qHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. / r: d5 N6 R, n' e
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. $ l8 s- Q' E. _- |% Y/ U2 g
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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0 G' i% a2 Q# @ b! ZOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
" M) g1 t5 ^1 `: o& ]: NLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 8 h/ G" l4 ~( h
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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9 K- m8 t( w. ~"But it's not for me to question his story. , I+ n2 P; \$ i2 X$ d n0 x
, }- |' y0 ]7 ?, A9 d1 |8 O"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." : m& S2 o& f6 E6 r8 j
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. ( t) e l5 ^. r! R
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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8 L% }+ x, N8 ["Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 6 y8 l# y8 E9 i# q. u: L
3 t' w3 J- y; r) C, ?' AHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 8 r+ y2 E+ ?* J" o: }* z0 x5 X
: ?* W, k3 D3 ]4 p! j& {A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ) T9 Y7 E. S$ K6 y3 N7 o7 d5 f
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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