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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。3 D1 \0 C3 P, i7 d( k9 P, T
8 t: ^+ @' Q2 {7 Rhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece/ S; [3 `' B( Y
: j1 f, K* H& d' CA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 4 U# h, h) Q* b8 ^7 l# F6 x
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 4 ]) K3 ?% @' ]( n9 z- U- l. u
`; Q' Z9 w8 h: K# jThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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% o: e r: |$ } KThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. - s3 C$ Z; `& n* ]8 b% M5 N2 T
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
& m) u2 C( k* @/ ALike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
7 c0 S/ P% t [$ y5 |' c0 t" JA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 7 o6 j9 }( i% Z( O+ F* C" t0 c5 C
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"But it's not for me to question his story. # V, s) k) x2 V1 F# n* F
], o4 | m C2 g6 U4 a"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ) }4 g* i/ e2 Z% c3 i) ]& J
& k* D# ^( g/ A; S% ]She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ! o# U* E5 ^6 o" n
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& [6 l" y% i8 E) z7 {# B"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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+ o, Z* l, i/ y7 S"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 0 E( A6 Z- P6 l$ N1 A# V
& ~% {; A& _* u& o! n3 HHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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1 j5 `( x+ Z. x# y1 x5 KA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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# W$ d5 P2 D2 E' Q0 c' f: Z5 F"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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