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发表于 2010-12-10 09:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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: \* }+ \$ R# x; n, v) b( d/ ~http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
- M& N( D1 w9 p7 p& E! s; wThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. , J8 ~4 v4 }/ D1 `7 H

* _* N2 s$ T* u0 n$ M; y8 }8 B3 aHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. + Z4 \+ [5 t( b$ W8 z8 i9 ?
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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' _, M$ U. ~" A8 r3 Y* G5 AThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 4 ^) ]) {6 Q) t" S. K2 j" K

, [6 q  c" N; {- W# QOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
' @) k' a# P  lLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
+ H/ U- P0 h7 ?4 m1 xA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. ' O# b6 ?: S' B& ~
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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+ M& u5 T- {8 d3 f9 k"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ! @' }3 V7 s# u+ ?* n: ~, F2 ]
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. ) T, j* C6 O+ Y0 K: y
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 4 {" d& m! V$ S$ U
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- w! n0 R7 \! f- i0 j8 Y"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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5 G, v& t# a. B5 I1 H" B  L, D"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." % ^5 c/ l0 a0 u4 v0 o
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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; l! t2 T3 ~  J& Z' s+ HA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."
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发表于 2010-12-11 06:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个牧师跟这个不分高低。(是一个金属罐子)( f) A! W) W1 p! m
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-13 16:03 | 显示全部楼层
嘻嘻。(偷笑)
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-16 17:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
信耶稣,奇迹现
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2011-2-5 13:26 | 显示全部楼层
[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/
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) d6 r7 ?; j9 g* \God punish her yourself.
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 14:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
退不了,因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/2 Z% U# M! K; K2 v

) g9 p6 q! Q6 G$ \. FGod punish her yourself.
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:54 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
太无能了。
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发表于 2011-2-5 18:42 | 显示全部楼层
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-7 00:00 | 显示全部楼层
水牛都得不了,莫说永生了。
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