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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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) @) W0 ?6 Y# f( S! K: ^http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
/ q- X: T& j- v! x! w3 h0 S2 p( @The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 6 ?! F2 M, i7 U) d, m( b5 M
; g& b( i) K8 f- ?0 c7 wThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. * s; _0 ~( A4 l5 `
& A/ }$ O) {# L2 q. [. ]Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. & v- z" S( @0 u& ]/ @% q3 `4 |" B
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 6 q; g7 z. {0 D6 W9 J2 f
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. K0 `+ ]8 G4 p' ~0 F
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"But it's not for me to question his story. ' y8 [1 p' O0 ~; m# s H/ o$ y* L
1 t2 }3 V: w! G. i, E"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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& u* m3 t8 M# @+ IShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 2 A4 H4 T5 D$ U3 I, a" [6 S. ]
; B K/ ^, G DMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 1 F) i; D' A9 Z/ j; s
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. $ b1 z* T) E* S5 M0 n) t3 B% R
0 Q8 J! `" q& K- ]( X$ e2 U"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. $ k# g B- ^$ E. {
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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