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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!& t1 m. z4 w& _/ F' A7 D6 B6 d
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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8 x5 U* }' B1 e( ]* ]The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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3 y6 [. v9 B: i' r% p2 k; d( @The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.! h( S4 l5 N* x! d7 [6 T& c9 I
7 j* v2 d( f+ r- c$ `/ t) j4 MThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
( ?. l/ {! s1 n2 kEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."$ Q z8 d3 a, ?8 U. [! {
) O4 s# R' g! n. {The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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