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Spring is officially coming today!
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: q9 y% i+ P" I) C2 }' q2 Y: yThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!5 ^- q1 C! ^" `4 r; n8 h d
% p4 }8 T, n$ e2 F; O) ?* ~An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."$ ?( ~7 v+ B; N% [+ N( j& a: J
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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! F( S: B0 o0 N$ b$ ZThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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/ C* h5 }. K, U& {) u) X- Q& XThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
% Y5 a9 Y0 J7 O3 m( W" g! CEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more./ w" D) q+ o* X6 M4 C
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."/ E, m" S; U4 u5 M
, R( i ~2 L& i: h4 e2 eThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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