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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!$ p; e6 Z. D$ a+ P* k" Y- a
$ H2 Q9 L9 G( E8 T" @An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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& I9 ]$ F% Y$ E1 X( k$ l/ Z4 ?% fSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.9 ~7 w# W& l3 w, _* Z. |) }! T4 ]
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.! G! C( `3 E$ s+ v1 A ~: D
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
; R2 V; D% E$ C1 H) ?( S, bEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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7 i8 @2 \. `: O; H' F. A4 c' E sThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."7 J$ i% L" J# N& _* t: L* i2 m# u/ g, v
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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