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Spring is officially coming today!2 e$ {0 b* L9 h( K! p
# @* R2 }5 F$ L$ n: NThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."+ z0 C( D& B/ a% z
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more., T& \" F& w2 j; e6 W S% g
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."% E( P& [: P' g# ]
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.' Z. h. R* n4 V r, y( b9 |
. G/ c5 H( d; e$ J1 V( AThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.- Y! F" @. J2 ?) L, S7 G
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.& v3 m+ K+ B) @' s
- a8 ^- Z) K0 f. ]The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."! {8 c1 b: N7 F' p" k/ K
/ e4 |8 U- J1 g8 yThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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