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Spring is officially coming today!- L# v5 L- t% p# @% }" ?5 [
8 p# |3 ~% J& M+ j3 v/ \0 eThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!% B. c% s# [7 ?9 K: v
/ P3 U8 i: C9 cAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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0 Q9 ^, L$ Y* J9 q" _6 @: }The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."2 F, H7 p ^( o0 O- u
% L& b" i6 O) }5 K# @3 }# O: \The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.3 c; |3 z0 @( l% U
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
. |' I4 J9 o- b# g9 MEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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- C0 I" O i& K2 ZThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."' [3 p5 U# R& q# k/ ~2 Y. ?, v
) [9 o. u8 T6 c' C- i [7 KThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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