Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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! e) i5 }+ _( B& ^6 F9 T; ?5 r# a>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 F; H1 F9 _6 l# J" i3 O4 H* f>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 _- r- h* e% A>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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% M, g, x7 m/ w% I- I) y2 T1 ~>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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: v6 D! q5 c, U2 M/ ?>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
# S# T$ e6 E6 y& p- Q>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
% L( {/ H& [( u$ q+ A( \' x. c>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
8 ?! [. V) g$ I( d6 G1 b>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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: Y' c3 \- l1 k>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
4 [- ?; U. ]% }>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
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+ j( Y& Y8 T# Y8 S6 D* h& z: i>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
2 g! R2 u. A) g0 l# c7 }7 @>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
+ b2 G, `# I- ?: r>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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, Q% |* D4 @* _>>             BLACK WOMEN:
7 Z5 x* Q1 R0 B/ ^, _" T>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
* h& P3 W5 p' f" z# K>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
  n9 Z( L6 C4 E" n) L6 b3 S>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
; Y* [) Q0 T$ U: c* w8 b1 Q>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
7 ^3 X2 c/ P+ P- Z5 Z>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
. [8 x& f, ~2 a6 g. a/ J>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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% H' k5 f6 h5 ?>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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looks
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2 c0 s) O5 f! U>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
$ ]& ~: l9 J( ?' E>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.