Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
- h2 q6 W! J3 H  y3 C! `>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& m, k; J5 _4 K0 G' w, X5 n>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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5 s( y/ L: |: E5 w! [( \>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
. O6 {* {( Z9 N* ~8 r  ~3 C>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
8 v: L" S3 v: c* J>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
: c: ]1 G8 ?5 q5 Q, Q2 l' {/ ~4 t>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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0 z' e/ G9 ~, ?7 _>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
& C' s- n6 k5 O>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
" ]- J& h/ g/ f# d6 K8 g>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
, N5 L; C- K$ S9 t8 P+ U. N>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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7 _+ Z. {+ o# H4 N+ |( f>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
. [' m5 T( d: b) j1 e>>             First date: Meet her parents.
/ v( N& S. F0 Q" l4 B6 H>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
9 F5 ~8 c1 I9 e- ]* R% O>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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! @5 w7 P: s0 q>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
& e4 o  x. N; l) l; o5 \2 p>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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: g" U$ L+ m/ y>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
/ O! R, m- C' V, V( h% n>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
* X& A! f( d6 b3 x3 q>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
' Y6 U& f8 I& H8 h) t% j6 x>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.