Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
1 i" H$ ~% W3 Y- q/ @1 O( X5 k0 x( E7 J>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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2 f8 n6 J/ [  h9 h. ]  `>>             IRISH WOMEN:
8 B& A# O; U( n- L& C# L* z, v>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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; C2 K8 d( Y. r  I) O) p>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
! N/ r. z: Y+ F>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
& ?0 P8 ]) |' e6 Y/ c>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
" N5 Y& H& ~( v' K9 L, [) P% u>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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0 A7 m: B- s0 L% G>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
# H9 t+ t0 t& u' ]! |>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
6 b9 Q9 d% S5 X, t" l>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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8 O% v  T- S4 d% k7 y6 f>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
) E( \, a. G, D. U2 b; g4 E; g: T/ x>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
7 e( K& K/ b0 v; l' z; c4 q! i>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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5 \( A0 P) R$ v9 _/ l>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
9 A3 `: T9 {9 X* z9 f+ x/ [>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
- F# Q: V, l# _>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.