Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
. v3 ~. Y" O3 M/ s& g>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& @; E* ?1 n, n% E4 I! f+ g  l>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
0 n6 V3 e/ g8 d& K8 t>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
: V1 b) H; ?( Z7 [/ h7 q>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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" x7 ~# n/ y9 A. N" \. p1 x2 S>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
7 N8 c: O+ I2 F' w>> a 3-carat ring.
6 n$ D4 H  y8 \5 g9 U>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
6 G# y" Y; k( j$ }>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
  B. _- Z  B$ ?>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
- _+ J( h0 M# o( T2 t>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
, y& ]* A- e* H% ]* a>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
8 E% O) p: K4 w/ n; s>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
/ [0 L/ i* l! H7 x! Y6 F>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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1 d$ }9 X8 X+ Y3 Y8 o>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
' m- h6 S+ N& B/ |% T/ i>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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4 r( p# w7 r# ?; C>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
5 S( ]8 y$ q2 T4 M( j5 F2 d>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
5 W0 C9 M5 C8 F! ~$ z>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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) }0 p  V. j; [3 A>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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( T- y* s9 Y0 o2 x; e>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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; A; M5 F6 b# Z0 u>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
( F- Y- u  M1 `: v3 E0 ]" b0 g>>             No third date.