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>> WHITE WOMEN:
. v3 ~. Y" O3 M/ s& g>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.8 R$ N6 v- B* a f
>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a , E8 Y" l6 `4 Z) B
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>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the $ A* z) ?: W' D
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>> IRISH WOMEN:( p D. m4 g! U2 Y
>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& @; E* ?1 n, n% E4 I! f+ g l>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.$ N1 {) ~3 r* M9 B) A
>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex." Y. M& {' E5 n. j
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>> ITALIAN WOMEN:
0 n6 V3 e/ g8 d& K8 t>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive 7 G. D6 g' e8 j+ D
>> restaurant.
: V1 b) H; ?( Z7 [/ h7 q>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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" x7 ~# n/ y9 A. N" \. p1 x2 S>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & , ]+ u+ y2 {( D$ v
insists on
7 N8 c: O+ I2 F' w>> a 3-carat ring.
6 n$ D4 H y8 \5 g9 U>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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. K/ N6 b4 M) `3 a>> thought of having sex. j4 Y) t F) p( Q2 ] ?
>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.0 _0 C6 g# x U8 [7 |3 @; H) @+ j
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6 G# y" Y; k( j$ }>> JEWISH WOMEN:, s: _8 _5 d; W
>> First Date: You get terrific head.
B. _- Z B$ ?>> Second Date: You get even more great head.8 S. P8 ~0 Y' ?1 Z u2 r8 _
>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get , D' o; h# {) Z* w% }
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>> again.
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>> CHINESE WOMEN:
- _+ J( h0 M# o( T2 t>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
8 E% O) p: K4 w/ n; s>> Nothing happens again.& i/ f2 e, u4 [# ~$ N+ v
>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.2 }) W R0 \' v7 f1 } r
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/ [0 L/ i* l! H7 x! Y6 F>> INDIAN WOMEN:0 F9 A! ^3 J' s% ?* _3 s% a' _
>> First date: Meet her parents.% v8 K0 w' y" h$ v0 {
>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.: M6 e' t$ j, F- W* j5 X
>> Third date: Wedding night.
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1 d$ }9 X8 X+ Y3 Y8 o>> BLACK WOMEN:4 L3 m: g! J, \7 }; b
>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
' m- h6 S+ N& B/ |% T/ i>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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1 k ~- d+ ?% d>> expensive dinner.
4 r( p# w7 r# ?; C>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
5 S( ]8 y$ q2 T4 M( j5 F2 d>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.3 f( D# ?1 p+ _: w
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>> MEXICAN WOMEN:* d: j! f0 B/ f+ A0 X* m% s9 J/ V
>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
5 W0 C9 M5 C8 F! ~$ z>> Second Date: She's pregnant.# H; j, J6 E' C: U( x9 [
>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, : _, }+ H3 c, H- l; X
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her 0 V9 h8 f, Q2 t8 ^5 L2 Z, Q+ k8 G
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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) }0 p V. j; [3 A>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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( T- y* s9 Y0 o2 x; e>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now $ w( N1 C* p n1 c5 J' i: v: i
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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; A; M5 F6 b# Z0 u>> ARAB WOMEN:2 l, o5 L. t4 Q+ X7 i3 l! k: g) d
>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, ( z& f+ f. y0 m1 @9 V" W9 j/ v2 ]0 n, `
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.- t7 y* v8 r* z: v- q) X
>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.
( F- Y- u M1 `: v3 E0 ]" b0 g>> No third date. |
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