Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
: [' O$ S4 x1 d3 R>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
3 f: l8 @! [! i# J7 O2 A. Jmissionary
>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
7 P+ j  Y+ {" q% Q! k  v0 e5 o4 N>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ l6 A+ H, ~+ ~1 r/ c" |" [>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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% u3 S0 W$ m" u* d; t. N3 j>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
6 O& |; E, l0 d& f>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
- J$ G5 ^" Y( M9 l' r& E, F>> restaurant.
2 {9 \8 }, S3 c# T- @' }2 P>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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9 p# G) n! |) k>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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6 H" t$ H: t# X8 \  }3 \>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
# c! E$ u: K+ t0 S>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
) U: }# d- \$ I2 j0 W: F>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
- z/ F  {+ f' X6 j% s# O' E>> nothing happens.
: m2 g7 b0 {0 k0 x! n4 _7 p- T>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
. H& C  B+ Q1 g3 {' n7 {>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
* x+ {2 {) {* ?+ |, s- l>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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. C2 C5 Q! K* Q) ^>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
  x( V2 |) ?1 m% B>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
7 g. y! x9 Y1 y2 A. n>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
8 F- A# R8 u+ ?7 J+ L>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
" y3 D5 Z+ z1 Y) f9 \>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
& ]" N) I- G" n1 w2 ~$ B+ B: F>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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looks
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; V+ r9 p! [& H4 D8 ^0 t$ C>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
! n. L9 C& {0 M4 f( n>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
7 j9 b6 b, [" D' R>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
6 i7 q4 P/ z# j! j; L" O  X>>             No third date.