Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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8 m! _% u% F0 f. a>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
3 I8 _, h$ o2 F% Z- s) ?>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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3 g  _9 a3 c/ C>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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- E9 |4 }- W8 [% M>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
+ o7 g- Z2 ]; c! @>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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- Y5 g' U+ B/ S. w>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
. U1 w, @1 B0 c; P' k>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
: w; X9 `5 x" f. z6 ?>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
( Z, @2 H- M4 x>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
% t5 P6 n8 C* K>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
3 O# W( e. q8 u  Y8 w+ n7 j3 K' A0 Y>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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/ y! q/ [; \( S+ c>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
+ z1 T1 A- [0 a' W. T# N7 I>>             First date: Meet her parents.
# t/ K. D8 g/ a6 d) {4 h9 C>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
% D  @, b  E( u5 }3 P: t1 G7 c2 C>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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+ h$ A1 O. H1 V5 o2 O>>             BLACK WOMEN:
6 G% h* t% L9 a4 h- f* b5 n7 {$ u>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
0 l7 p0 K3 y( w5 }) d+ c>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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2 G" N2 G/ f2 c: b>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
3 L3 c) ^: X, T" F( N>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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, V  F) Q! l! c: |5 W4 j  s) B* a>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
8 i1 P1 j) e- s2 U  b6 E- E9 V>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
# G$ a- G$ {3 y# g+ ^6 v+ T0 |>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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* h. u, W7 X* `3 y4 e>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
, O/ J, I8 v! L) l/ C# z! y0 N>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.