Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
9 k! g3 s8 D1 e. e8 b8 q- d>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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3 o. \- k7 I, `6 W. ~7 d3 p* `  S>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
; W( U: l: Y# u- ?$ `>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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3 p3 a/ Y. l5 i" x>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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# [) L% ?7 P1 \7 c' l>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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" |0 ?3 b& [8 k- W+ P- ^>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
" p) I/ a5 t( m1 f>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
>>
, \4 S! P; B6 _' l; I1 q>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
4 e8 f) i# Z+ p- _/ l6 [>> Nothing happens again.
2 }2 M/ G" U6 F% d- P. q>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
! f. ^  H8 ?$ i>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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3 r7 g7 _7 f! q2 J0 E6 G>>             BLACK WOMEN:
% ^' v4 ^; A1 A( J# n>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
: \4 E/ \- `# F* W>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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  {% L4 [/ E) y1 |>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
! e5 P' n3 s1 z>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
) ^$ I2 ^; n0 N+ k& d>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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9 ?3 j/ q  _! M>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
; ]) O( Y% D* ?, \>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
( O1 J8 o! \: ~6 S4 I>>             No third date.