Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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! o4 Z9 I; l7 u/ E. D>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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% k: D1 x' E+ Z( C>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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: ?  {+ p0 d/ A9 _7 j2 W' e>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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5 F- h( z4 h5 {. p, q/ k>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
; |" ?* A. z, ?* h! }5 \>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
4 d# C) m. k  q" D8 h; U4 n>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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" m, [, `6 u1 z/ {/ O' f; j>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
# L  V# P' P, m) v>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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# H; o% u& k+ Q3 i  t+ G>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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, o9 p  \1 O/ _( ?" M  i>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
7 b5 `/ S1 l1 i! g4 y0 ?4 @>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
1 b. @/ |3 f5 b& v; @% s3 e( ^>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
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* z  x: i! Y6 }8 k/ B( K3 M>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.