Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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  J% L; F+ a' ~>>             IRISH WOMEN:
, s& p$ u% Y! R& E>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 j" u3 l3 I+ w& {8 o5 T) j>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 ~+ M: ~$ l3 E6 L6 M7 Z% {>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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6 y3 i5 m% M* `>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
2 ~) `+ l: n4 U/ O& R6 {>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
& ?' v$ R7 k& o, U& Z8 e9 ~9 H9 z>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
! x- a  R# r5 _$ B; c, V7 W+ |+ k>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
: T+ X/ m  l4 R. Z6 X>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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0 S6 |( U0 s4 N( E>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
8 M3 s$ W% t7 T! r/ V! j>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
5 v" ^9 o" l$ L' Q( y3 e" C9 n>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
' v" G' y) `& L>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
9 s& W- a0 `0 `>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
8 }2 v# H' Q' J3 F; b2 [  T>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
( G% e! H& i$ J) a$ r>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
0 L1 e2 E9 I2 a; ^# ?>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
  I5 s7 H/ `( P9 }( Y- B* M>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
! h0 L& G: U: ]% V7 f/ ], m; V>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
) W2 |1 x2 `* _$ W7 ]9 u* O2 h; q>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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0 y8 o' H! ~9 v7 J' o0 z>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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$ h) A! ~& m- e>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
3 |# f7 P, r  t, A1 B$ }>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
9 o, n7 b! ~) K5 t' B# r2 m! u( `>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.