Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
4 d. r( \5 w8 M/ r) X6 `8 N>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
$ m9 d% n# l; P>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" z% o, ~* ~+ C, |# C>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( C  r+ _# I' C$ t$ W3 [>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
/ }  l, I. A8 U0 `>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
$ `7 B7 s+ Y' S  p' A% q>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
8 I5 i' H; t  I( x2 K6 L>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
# Q3 l- ]" `* |7 S  o( e2 E5 E; |>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
; H2 F6 a; ]/ |: h>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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& M  D& ^5 s& C3 l( J' I>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
: ?# h& m8 \  B$ `$ e6 d2 F>> nothing happens.
/ h% X* O, [+ @; `! T6 G4 q" k>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
- g& m& {, y$ Z" l# H- t4 z+ F>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
; m) o' ]! E5 [, q) C>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
1 L2 |* X) v; j% z8 E>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
4 l. |& @3 C9 Z* |1 \9 y3 j>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
1 O' u3 a4 m& F$ O  V- W. z>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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3 \' O1 C5 ?( I0 |+ S+ v>> expensive dinner.
: O% q+ z. a& c>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
3 d7 G( c( K$ j" v8 ~>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
3 g7 W3 O7 }' ?; E>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
4 [2 O) ^, k6 S$ V9 z>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
/ g  r: q3 f9 _>>             No third date.