1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ' A3 W p: s# ~7 B5 \( W+ F8 b
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. , r- B ^8 h+ s$ e; P2.Is chicken soup good for your health? " [7 w. b" W+ }$ m! h Not is you’re a chicken. + h1 l( z0 m& I8 l* p' m8 } f3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?* T9 A6 M J9 Q# P- X
The outside. . J( ]* n' [) ]* z4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?% b) ^) S8 t5 R) P& q( C
Fry-day!' R- s, ^/ A O3 _% K5 O* N, [
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? - l0 t4 p$ y' j; N, d No idea.0 Q" t; y9 z8 X9 Q. a9 S3 L
6.Why you go to bed?7 O8 ]) F( q- Y7 H$ ^
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表' U1 z9 c' ~2 Q, w& o8 e, ?# X* E' I1 k
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ' a; V# e" J& a! U8 y; ?
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.' d4 K0 L; p" d( r1 G4 y( [$ h( S
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?. c1 _4 m2 W. L1 a8 d' U4 Q; y
Not if you’re a chicken.6 D8 {2 H- P8 n T, y9 Z4 I! U
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 8 e" R* V0 _- \5 {, Q1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 `7 W4 `& O8 X0 l( |# C6 y D; \. ` I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.2 C" g1 _& V9 }# W3 M3 {
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 4 e1 x3 @! A# c) E/ ]( p" Y Not is you’re a chicken. 6 L0 Z" `) x1 D( f* T2 P" o) ?; p3.Which side of the chi ...
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lol