1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # D3 ~# O! y8 H" C5 N; D5 h I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ' m) H% s+ h7 l4 f2.Is chicken soup good for your health? : B8 M2 N, @; L" q. U$ K$ I Not is you’re a chicken.4 y& ~5 s a1 V. A
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? ' q0 _4 Z; B! D; M2 v$ G" e The outside. ; H4 G1 h, E o6 x! T U# ~+ j( r4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?( M& b/ u; O4 n Q: g- k2 j5 b
Fry-day!& G6 r: F$ z! R3 j( n3 }& f3 Q
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 0 P m- a% I/ \ No idea. / P, l. _% i) M6.Why you go to bed?& e) [; Z! F5 F# ]( e$ \! D
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表! \ H2 K* A' H% n; p9 d
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? " B" P3 H" E5 C7 x! c! y" ~1 g I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 0 [7 ^0 }4 d5 z! H2.Is chicken soup good for your health?! r1 T# a) o: O; |' J5 f U5 o2 w) f8 [
Not if you’re a chicken. : {$ J; ?$ l6 s: ]# `5 R/ [3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 $ Z; e9 d" X, _% L/ S# Y1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 j+ ~- G0 C, V0 Z! c- t% [
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 1 f f0 x; G% Y5 J/ w q5 R2.Is chicken soup good for your health? & {. N% k! N8 ~* [/ \) e8 c; x Not is you’re a chicken.2 |$ w3 _9 \0 R2 w: K" P+ x: s
3.Which side of the chi ...