jokes!!

R3DL1GHT

1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
, k! ?- n& {) ]      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
$ ~$ Z& l4 |4 [" x0 N  u$ @      Not is you’re a chicken.
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
       The outside.
6 o% J# n. H+ N8 C& X/ K4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
         Fry-day!
- A  v, x. _% n, a3 ^1 L5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
/ m( i. s; b# A* A9 J5 ?8 n4 [* g           No idea.
7 T1 N  f6 Z1 a+ L6.Why you go to bed?
/ Q, H! q) v4 c! N/ [" o7 A          Because the bed won’t come to you.

lalala

。。。。。。笑不出来。

紫色辣椒

原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
% u* z# b2 Z! T1 C- m; Z1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
- r% }# F5 ^' J: p! V# {1 H& u# W      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
4 n+ b6 u$ o1 e6 E  |* x& ^$ g2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
& L8 C/ b. o5 L7 v: f$ r7 z$ }& R      Not if you’re a chicken.
0 }1 m3 O+ {- G0 e/ w5 `3.Which side of the chi ...

Kuryuki

原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
* [$ A# z7 a2 r4 Q: w+ G1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
0 [' G- j: I5 Z6 V& H6 G. h      Not is you’re a chicken.
3.Which side of the chi ...

7 r/ N" z+ {8 V. n/ ^) {lol

lovelykid

不是很好笑...

高桥

Which side