1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 k' c$ `. M. F
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.0 T% r! A1 }8 T; D
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 5 e2 ^! H3 U& S6 h Not is you’re a chicken.4 M0 {. h7 z0 u. O" N1 x
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 2 P7 a/ `9 g J5 w The outside. 7 @/ I8 s/ f1 x4 D! H0 g4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 2 r; Z I0 S5 \9 f Q Fry-day! ! ]2 `( v6 J" E1 ^5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 3 U# O. n4 I+ T5 P No idea. 6 K Z7 h9 R! c6.Why you go to bed?1 r G9 r, q0 G
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表( W, Y" ~, q* `: _
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : b+ l* @4 x* W& D5 x! { I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.6 R9 ^5 t6 G5 V4 X8 E$ C
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 1 w) {; |- k' d' v Not if you’re a chicken.( F% [3 E- U3 G4 h+ m; }
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 + O4 m" o4 ?6 g1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 7 n! J6 c$ ]! O% l, B I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.& `6 [# q* ?& u2 L2 ]! G: J
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? & W# D0 E, W# b Not is you’re a chicken. $ A: M ?8 I: E: c3.Which side of the chi ...
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