1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : c9 Q! g( h: x- X3 B) f' r
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.# g* @" B+ J. w# K' n5 N* A
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? " ]$ E5 D' D$ z5 J Not is you’re a chicken.' \% ^7 ]. e8 l: k( s2 ~ n" N
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? . m) k2 v! B1 b! `- ?4 Z; x The outside. , Y/ w: A4 P# n% c. L4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? % D" b9 ?. n7 A0 | Fry-day!* P1 A0 @; l( a5 f/ B
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?% K, |: A; \$ ~( q- I
No idea.9 R2 k$ o x1 K; C5 r9 `
6.Why you go to bed?/ @+ Y/ C! S3 P
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 5 Z9 C! l8 C8 \+ C* D" W6 c1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 4 Q8 C4 }2 ~6 j9 D' q2 O; t; s I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.! F0 Q3 t1 U8 H+ q Z
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?" S0 Z( y% ?/ U' @6 [6 @
Not if you’re a chicken.( y$ C3 n) l9 s" [, C
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 : R- w3 `6 N; h1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ N. y4 `5 X% I) p. s I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. " S g7 ~* D. o( e2 H2.Is chicken soup good for your health? , m; t) c* @' S0 u% x Not is you’re a chicken." d6 q. n; w. k" O) p
3.Which side of the chi ...
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