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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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! x& S" N- G3 P. WThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?: I, Z* p, z+ P$ a& v7 ]+ f
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for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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" x3 Y4 o2 X/ r3 J+ oThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the ' q. ~: X* f" l' ]! x. J' N) M5 s
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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