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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the * l/ ^2 O. O8 D& |
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 7 L1 a3 J* c$ @
! F4 I+ j6 \1 f' L5 a8 x: BThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie & z i( G& W' z; ~+ W
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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/ w+ z) f1 G4 R0 QThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
# @" y, v7 @% \) }3 I' X1 R1 dDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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( C3 f7 l( N* T; }The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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