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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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5 H- X# n% f/ x2 d- n& HHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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& m8 b' y$ x, n* XWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
" @' \0 E) V0 ?4 ]0 hfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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