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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ' o- e& K( c( \+ O. O# J( g$ v
9 k/ p$ }7 \& H' F fHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the b$ k @, x) X( D+ \8 x
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 3 P' P; N( j& s
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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* l8 B: V. m4 e0 kWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
" R7 L1 J* p6 h' v/ z( t0 [( u+ Lfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". ^: Y5 y6 ]2 v" a
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the " A4 G0 X0 x7 ~+ [3 x, G% b
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 2 V2 d$ m" r7 [$ b3 c1 _, _
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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发表于 2011-8-21 12:36
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