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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ) c4 e' {2 Z# D: b$ g: \" ], w
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?, e+ m w+ R$ C7 {9 G6 q8 W
0 a2 I; l. f f% h) j1 Y* r$ X( ~We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 8 ~% W d" }4 S0 l
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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m* ^/ j0 J% H6 d+ j8 XThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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