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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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+ {* }4 A' ]) P; f% ?& k9 U0 yThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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3 H7 z* ?9 B7 U, o+ hWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie ! v( v) @2 E5 U4 {( w8 |% e- i/ Y7 T* m
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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& W9 T2 P0 r0 b6 P7 i6 rThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 4 m, {: N Y3 D& u. C* Y0 i
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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/ [0 k) {- J/ S' k: [1 h. GThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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