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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 8 r5 e" I* ^; X* f, q1 z
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the ( V4 t- R; ^1 |" h9 {
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?4 c6 ~- Q+ x0 S+ c5 _0 r8 G4 Z
9 a1 V3 b4 Y& S7 [- n2 w- \6 N, OWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
( R. I4 D f- G$ rfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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) J5 |6 V6 G/ N. g" MThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
( X! ]' D3 T% w8 d$ J. }Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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/ e4 B+ d% f9 O# h0 j( FThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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发表于 2011-8-21 12:36
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