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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 8 ~- U3 S; W) Z
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the % @7 X3 |% j' M7 t8 p0 m
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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' \" v. ]0 S& wThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?* o6 K& _+ J" F* g' M; V
L1 n0 V! R4 B2 PWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 4 Z: j+ {" ]5 W* x; g- N
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". 4 i$ L3 E3 a% A% q3 ?, n
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
* b4 [& q2 n; V& O- g/ O9 lDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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7 y: { t+ B" V1 I6 fThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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