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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ( m2 J; j4 b+ |. P
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?; {" c( s) ~0 m+ P( O5 o
7 A y! z8 L2 P3 {6 S; l( Y" iWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
; T. Z: A; e7 M* E! Afor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". & N' v' |# ^9 E7 B7 r2 O
& L( Q, T0 P& ?% F$ m8 h* |The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the % Z4 G4 k3 v$ b1 K
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" ' L0 s& L) |& H" T% `, i+ A
~! i9 k8 L) v- QThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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发表于 2011-8-21 12:36
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