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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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5 R4 ]6 B1 U% N; E1 B+ B0 I% \4 m( PHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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' E/ ^/ E1 D' `/ O: d, T& kThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?! f8 }( ^- ]/ g- V, ^1 u& J
( [" R3 ~, x+ ?5 `We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
' `( ~7 |8 ?) i) y0 zfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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9 K# Y0 p) R+ t. rThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 6 n. [/ s2 k% B8 U
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" ( H/ i# V" H- \7 t9 t0 U
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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