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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
9 ~( i' w, K) e& _9 B( c6 |sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" * J n: D( y! _5 A8 w. F6 ]
2 U/ a9 C" N& D7 Y! t" jThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?) x2 K9 d ]+ A5 R' [
* f5 k: J, `; NWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
; d+ q$ S( \ S* ufor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". & @( U- \* z! Q2 ]
% ^3 e, h# ?1 L, L1 sThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
2 k; N8 H8 I' ?' yDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 2 _- R) E# b* Q7 G6 Z1 N
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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