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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. + Z2 G0 c% u9 {7 D1 j6 Z: k6 ?
0 E* |' P$ c$ J( N. Y1 D2 xHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
" @! t6 }/ z, h* n. m& E( Y/ f( p osales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" * ^' g1 B1 A) v
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?1 D0 [/ ?) C. U( X
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 7 B$ {4 {6 B1 E7 T) T; L
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". - i/ v0 S7 F9 h; |: t0 p1 \
1 H3 O+ V* c* W) m$ B1 O: ZThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
N' z" Y5 C4 a% p! U p" \: n: z% }Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 1 R+ h, J6 _6 i. J4 V Q3 s* @
, b3 f1 {1 X9 W6 y' b9 |The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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