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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
6 N( A4 r' t* T, \. p1 V# a$ A* Qsales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? Z& i* ~ j. U. I. P9 V
- K1 E9 A/ R. t) ?: aWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 7 L) f; K5 l) D1 @ o: O
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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% E$ O+ Q* J& r. V; B; Y& MThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
% V2 V6 o8 x- S0 \- [3 c/ `+ M9 qDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" $ v. Q# w1 C: D4 g7 u( z: E
/ b4 G2 n `% p% P" Z/ yThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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