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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the ) z5 V* _$ K' ?# A) a. b
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 8 O: h8 s" V* [; e( ^
o- H+ ` F( \1 nThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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# a( J$ c+ V. C, ^We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
1 O- w j% p/ f2 gfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". / g7 u Q' E; Z F
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
8 C7 B/ f0 V! i% V5 BDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" + b- x: Y& Z$ q: m
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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