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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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2 B4 M6 `9 Y5 AHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the 7 [2 I. D! h7 E* z
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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$ Z5 X' Y ? f( X& Q& P+ ~The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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0 | U4 {; D! {. h! n. r jWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie * |3 w4 g! S& U5 z& O1 b
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". * j6 `. @' a6 z! z! H
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
4 z: I: P) n- W) h* r$ l) CDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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