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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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. S/ l& G( T) i+ CHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the + ]0 g& z2 P8 I5 h" V; O: }
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?/ `! G. g# v+ H( H& J0 O
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
1 g# l& w8 p8 m+ r* l( E( ufor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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t5 z" `' w5 J+ ]- ~1 H2 y2 sThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 5 U2 \4 r( l/ Z9 {& M4 z
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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7 u0 M; r, Z+ Z& @; PThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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