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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 0 i) M. ]4 H: p+ p( ]5 Q4 d [
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie ; J) r2 V, J+ \
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". & J7 ]# m' A; x' D, c
* p G5 L2 m5 `% S! UThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the * b4 Q$ ]; a, `* x" u9 j
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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发表于 2011-8-21 12:36
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