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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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) u' e) y. o6 oHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
6 ^ A5 k6 P& `sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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& [, r/ D1 Z* H! |- V9 TWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
. @" c" t$ m$ z6 i. Mfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
6 p& p/ S( E7 p- h. mDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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