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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. - d+ ^) ~8 G" G2 k" Z* L R' F! v6 ^
- m9 R1 E1 }1 V1 J9 {He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the & ^3 F4 S' x* w- J- ~: q
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" , m8 [. t9 i+ Y& ~7 Y& a4 V& h0 N
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?+ d5 p1 g; A0 r, \( j: r
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
* Z( M9 v% v$ i4 Y2 F8 ~for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". & `+ B# [2 ^6 U4 g- f) f
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 2 C) d( e9 {0 Q7 K6 Y( o
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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, r R% }5 n1 s% e& H9 E# F& {The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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