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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. : Q, f7 h; K. A2 X# H" Q/ Q; M
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the ( V6 F# F5 E/ q3 _+ O. w
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?3 `" u( `" j, \; W& s2 g. b$ M6 {
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie . S. I4 y, m& N4 n3 |% d
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the & v9 H, n# p- r
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" / _1 {! h+ z ?+ M4 w! `
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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