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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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g7 J( o* b9 ?7 ]' oThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?/ b3 s" \9 V2 Q. W
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
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; U& E% m4 }+ E8 _The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the : D4 R8 O1 Y2 R$ L$ I% Z7 m, p
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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* ^3 ~# u1 z8 T4 Q- B& VThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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