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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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2 f% }1 q% V8 u( U* ]! j1 ~* sHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
1 O, v# `: W" n6 x" a) z* f( A. Gsales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" . X n. f; r$ @7 o3 {/ U
z* j$ N, w H- J V/ M' p3 Z2 NThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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- P+ F5 \9 D8 K2 \We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
/ \8 `8 M7 j/ M' Ufor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". - ]# i) Z" L+ ]0 X7 [6 M
: S4 i' W8 w( A4 ~& k' k+ ]) ]8 q2 [/ L) dThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the # W8 z; z3 P! J# f) |
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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