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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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. |. ?. u6 u+ M: m- IHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
6 k/ P9 i3 b( l6 ]sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" & A2 U9 i* ^. p0 \$ V
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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, ]+ y+ h8 ^3 J2 ZWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the ! `1 Z; q# f [+ U* R1 T& W3 S
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" - R ~& K1 F' }+ d Y' [ ~4 a
) K' N1 ~# h- W5 _0 E- }6 \The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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