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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the % v/ S; f$ j* {- \* j( \
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" " r; m; y+ m/ R" w T
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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7 ]# x, e: N; r/ ?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
4 }. ~8 M( H, _5 H# zfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". % M& o% [# p6 Z% i) N; r( o+ q
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the ' A+ H* g* B' v" Q
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" $ e( ^* m( G% L0 {. D, b( A
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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发表于 2011-8-21 12:36
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