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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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$ {$ W: F; I5 e* {- N c7 R& K0 [He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the " y# Y" O( J+ H* A
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" : w$ b \! ?. t* c* d
' q7 l. q9 d, d$ RThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie , \8 b8 h C+ T. E+ z. B/ ]4 ~
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". ! O5 @) c$ V" D/ V5 ^7 j/ t
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
" w2 R: ]0 J) a: s+ UDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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