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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. % y# Y" i, e7 ~7 ]
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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4 D& A) v5 I, y2 T# s+ M* QThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 3 a" t5 N4 x0 p7 s8 n M3 ^5 m0 A
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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2 L0 ?$ p. q/ W7 g2 M9 i9 d: i: g5 @The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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