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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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7 T% d& k( ^; Q# ]The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?; ~; k" Y! n1 }" W: w2 y2 R
( B. G" x2 b+ P0 ^( SWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
7 C% s# Y4 D3 e: l4 ]( E. dfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". 4 W, ]5 K+ d+ G, c0 N% z
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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发表于 2011-8-21 12:36
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