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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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% j2 }0 A& b4 oThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?5 t8 I: \! Z3 {& I2 \1 C8 J+ x9 z9 o8 Z
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie * }+ L9 O) K$ [* N( w
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". + G& M' z- v$ ]: H
. K7 `. S1 M9 p2 w; dThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 2 _+ ~. u6 w& ~+ l3 @
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 5 h, p, `7 M+ c$ f
" a' _5 Y P) X: ^) SThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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