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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. # X- @( a3 k" F8 b* ]
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the 1 |% \. A1 k( W, l0 ~' J+ t5 f1 q
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" $ t% P/ {3 P! Z" E0 X1 j) p
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 1 G$ X$ Q$ R& y( J. _
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". # M3 T/ s+ C, B+ C# y' A
1 [9 G, i9 y; F! YThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the " T4 V1 V: i0 y, X& u8 b" F
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 1 B! }% f" Z0 n& _6 |
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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发表于 2011-8-21 12:36
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