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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. & D& W. U" `) q& \
7 }8 n. i G4 p; kHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the & t2 }7 F& q, C5 B! U
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?! S, J# l, J J6 e) E9 I
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 6 c( `+ O% `; L$ e0 T
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". + F! D" K6 o+ f) t
* d. Q% p/ J7 W- [& v7 f- I7 g& SThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
6 y2 J% A5 Z- x6 v3 P' MDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 6 c! E$ j$ J5 f' s9 F
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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