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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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) {) a9 B' p4 L; ^6 s7 ?: wHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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7 s0 _1 b4 t3 n$ n0 `+ cThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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, W/ a. v2 F) Q9 ~6 ]: v4 E9 QWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
) @' M& X# v9 ~ f" A7 z; \9 G+ r% S, ?for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the # s2 N: A3 m! F* c/ F
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 3 n4 g* `7 c, Z" ^7 z
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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