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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the : l* z) K8 u2 F; K0 h4 o. s
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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4 u) u/ D% b" N' x- fThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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+ r6 _* R; k2 h1 y# f! PWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie N3 t* m. ]* T
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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5 K" \+ n6 N+ x: |$ l: {The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the * s& s" n/ m/ i+ g* O" x8 r* N* l/ Q
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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' |* @: c! @) S8 ^9 n! A* ^7 N( n xThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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