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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ) j, X2 Z0 }& W9 e; J
# r" ]6 y% d D6 THe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 0 z- O" F) R. Z6 e7 p
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
$ X+ \- h; g; |9 ]6 y) s: jDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" & V; }, I% c. v0 c. w* M
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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