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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 6 D# g$ p! w {8 v- T( V" X# m
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the ) y/ a. R. e5 q% U: u: H
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" ( X& s) o( |6 z' ]
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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6 n/ h0 W; d9 D; @3 LWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
8 o' |+ `8 H+ v; y0 p, [/ s7 efor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the . q* P- h, h! ]6 ?# y! O0 o
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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# e) P' j2 K+ E+ v7 IThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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