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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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2 A& N0 V6 j* }+ A4 E* S. qHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
8 w8 a1 _6 z2 s9 Asales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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& R- r# f! d _; x- }6 X. `. [We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie * h8 G; K \! u0 F
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". # M0 X0 R7 R/ B
0 D5 c6 A- [3 S. _! W/ C0 mThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
5 W+ a6 c7 L/ t% e( aDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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; Z* _" n7 C' U. TThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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