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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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/ f D+ k' i: M3 DHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the + L* X+ f T7 d$ x$ g* T- ~
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" ' s) X7 f5 }+ C7 ^+ L8 W+ N+ @
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? M3 e+ w+ P: K" T- h7 P
; f* X$ {- h+ z+ S. kWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
5 z" t* {0 E( r k& v1 [9 Mfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". ' i0 a$ r: Z1 M2 t5 G
4 U/ H. a5 w- R; VThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
( J$ G' J5 Z5 a1 L5 CDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" ! R* m) W' e/ I; v* _! i7 a5 N
8 d; Z( H( S. K: yThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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