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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the * e' w' L% k8 z' C5 p9 c7 G! C! i
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" - h( w0 r. o$ G; E3 v& i0 w8 h
( |+ H2 @( b9 GThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie & G0 v; g Q; {4 E# `
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 9 C' N0 _% z6 r
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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3 c4 r: M( Z: {" jThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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