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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the / P( P, q# ?6 x U
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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" p% j5 u5 [/ S3 eThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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2 [& R7 L1 |+ Q; P- ]! I9 DWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
/ r! g7 f) n7 S r( ]$ S! c' @7 Mfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". ' u6 S+ F3 @5 Y
% o1 K R) x$ D; x/ F$ Z% Y9 dThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
. V- b- U, n6 h! UDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" $ |7 Q/ Z; F# m) X C
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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