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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the ! r# H0 I- r! M0 G
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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% J% ^6 ^# }- T9 ^9 g' XThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?* N3 p7 n4 W7 l' ^1 h
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
$ z# D: W% s. B7 N. q+ @' w5 dDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 7 Y+ H: F* |' O, N9 m6 M
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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