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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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, F7 A6 a& ]4 ZHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the 7 X9 e8 ]" P4 ^, \! X+ f$ U
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie - K; d" B" @; j4 ^2 p
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". - b# F' z4 y" p [+ w6 N- x5 G" U
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the # x/ M$ H" K: G2 g W% ?. X F" s
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" - d9 H+ u, k. @1 G0 s, ?4 }
3 R) q2 Z1 [! F! [. h- @; OThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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