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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ; L- j3 h! F5 o
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the ! H/ r1 Z- c% _& V' @; j
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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) y3 j5 N8 g& S! ~, \The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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6 Q' Z. X6 u( I' m# {We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 0 U8 k+ h" H$ {& p; a; z
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 7 \( f' f8 F2 x" l7 a& Q- v6 l
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" ) J# _. W: u* N( e, g( r8 l$ p
9 p+ v5 X+ {$ B( H! E% a5 \: ~The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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