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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the . f3 b) b; d, ~: S- c7 F9 v, Q/ u
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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$ a! ~# u) l( D! X7 ?' c) bThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?% J- t+ u2 F6 \, @
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
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; I' f9 R/ h5 j) jThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
" W, [1 ?, _, _* X @1 lDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 3 B' _& [ ]# w% a; o
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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