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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the # P, P8 P/ `0 `0 F& z8 i" K+ M3 G
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" / L3 r6 I$ \- r: f* X) O; v0 t
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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: L4 L! n; t; o. }2 @6 s$ |We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie " z% _% J3 v5 r5 Q8 X# Y
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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- K5 S& S* o) P4 F: c7 W7 RThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the ' Q5 G5 @" E. Q9 F
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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) f" ?( p+ I. M; s5 RThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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