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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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1 t( z. J4 r$ G# [3 F$ QHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
9 }0 X5 l* T/ n7 P9 r. h- i5 Xsales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" , o3 R1 t: r2 j2 _3 i
O ~# M5 M+ D3 ]6 B: F g: p% ~/ nThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?( t- g! y+ A c
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
$ y' d9 E" |. ]# x) wfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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" E; J/ w ~- Z0 rThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 7 ]3 F$ Q! v% y7 j5 r
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" & E& f' [. F; P, [% p* e1 E# a
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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