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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ( B- ~; I& |2 x" E/ f
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the 2 u; f1 D" \+ h: r
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 8 k/ V; X6 ~( d2 H* h3 Y
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". , P3 w+ e& \' f
3 e E% Y% q& _* k9 \9 rThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 7 z8 y7 J! o* Y- g& x" ^
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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. w3 X' H# E: B5 v' Q) T; R% PThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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