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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. : }* D, H3 w: N" S9 ]+ F
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
! C& D: _+ y& E3 F' L4 Gsales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" ' [2 ?2 x! B- E) \5 p) ]
! F1 f# K, l; E$ ?* e8 _The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? Z( j7 N9 q) V$ q$ I
& A; l0 O5 d& F3 N6 sWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
2 F9 [) n1 j# s' z, `( Tfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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, Z" N3 p& F8 H; T) O: x9 e* iThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the - N% z* u" y; `7 {6 i, b7 J2 ~
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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