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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 7 w) S4 Z z5 w4 A, \/ O+ V
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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1 M9 L9 r* f" m* X/ wThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?) I4 }7 d- A; k: }
# J+ G& F+ o/ c9 ?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
* z& e( e6 D! |2 f# \for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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" ^5 G! {& R1 w( ^The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
, b" ?9 i! Y! X6 bDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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