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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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( D8 ?. N2 y9 v8 {( ^% A* HHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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/ X& F. a! F' Z3 y* `, M4 tThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie ; Z; q0 _$ t* H0 c# \
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". ; a' x( V# B9 j2 l( L3 ~0 _
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
/ j4 F) Q4 C2 [Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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