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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ( ]6 c ^2 H% K
& T$ I0 _) V3 Z" b+ @0 qHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the & E. x$ V; U! b- e* n% W7 ^
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" ) L8 S1 @0 q7 ]3 z1 x
/ Z7 g4 Y9 ~ b4 y G0 W; o( mThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?2 s& A2 E6 V6 u" X4 G
! n: ]6 s1 ~$ o$ u+ v* [; L* T& mWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 6 U; [5 _; b( k( P2 Q! L7 _, q
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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$ ^5 G3 M+ ]( q* M5 N+ NThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the - x% G3 h" K$ j0 n0 A0 P1 T
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" S+ t7 l$ P0 C+ o+ u8 ]% Q
6 `' o- B; K9 P" fThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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