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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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" S; U2 q6 k' s5 dHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the 1 K9 F9 j- ~9 d% X5 y4 N7 E
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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6 @" r9 s, e9 d4 ]/ e8 K/ \The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?; e1 h8 M4 }1 _ k0 \. N& ~: U2 E
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
' X7 R3 O, p- n7 E# E! s' Afor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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5 w( r% C* b0 R% C+ i( ^The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the ' D, k7 [2 `2 R( \5 v/ \
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 1 l( d$ D8 H- c) J
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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