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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 2 H! `' K6 k: h# {* V
9 B* s/ t1 w5 y, O. iHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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7 B" [) j' I2 w6 @4 LThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 0 ~ t) {. v/ P' L" N
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". 6 y) F) u% \9 d K8 [8 |6 M
$ v8 N, S( ^; W7 t" w) pThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
: t0 l$ A A V5 Q7 h* t( P7 D" fDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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