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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the ) J$ M$ P% p9 B+ F6 e" b: S2 k
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 9 N0 ~& X7 s3 W5 t% n8 u
" n4 Q' k. b& `0 V4 B9 iThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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" l: H+ v5 I7 f( DWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
% N0 E! A9 k1 ], l, R+ g, Efor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the + h4 b* i1 V# K: c
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" * `% G2 \( p4 ~8 J f* _1 W( c# {
1 h! U3 ~( W1 I4 ~5 L" yThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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