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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....4 Q1 O# G, g0 {7 r% C
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
( g7 I! Z; a$ @+ `2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
`- I8 e* D% V- P4 ?* g4 P! p3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
8 r5 g. I$ @4 d P4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 8 U" \( C9 Y/ @) X
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. $ r, c" |& t9 L% _. W
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
! B7 W/ r$ n9 u" i( ]7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 0 K6 z( I) G8 P7 Z
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- Y) y7 E% m9 C# @9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
2 G: I7 F* s4 ~( r: q7 E10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
/ l6 ^+ a1 A" d& [+ L& Z; F11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. , `* _0 T5 q, t
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" , B' t$ i7 [# E0 R2 H+ X
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ) S, {# v- Q- A- p$ a
14. Can I flirt with you?
L" V# \/ R2 [& |* u9 r; r15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 7 [+ \1 [3 }2 s0 z
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
& n* A* y4 f6 ^# A. S17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
6 Q3 `3 h( Y0 y: N18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? ( \3 D1 E# l) ]0 E3 f6 Q! L: z0 |: N
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
+ q5 Y6 q# s+ J: s9 ~20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? " r% l2 p6 E2 x% R. s# P' c9 s
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? / c2 A2 y% [, g& f# p' M
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 2 h4 E1 {: W8 q: r
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? $ e* k1 z; \% r1 ] h
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? * f; _7 Z* g/ v, _; N
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
/ r# e' m5 X+ j0 U: m6 D j26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. % i- k0 P) F4 l* D" ^/ Q3 [
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
* G- z q# ?" p; F/ T28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
* I4 E6 c# l6 Y9 f; S( K29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
: o q0 l1 ]% }0 T2 o30. So... How am I doing'?
& O2 H& |9 j8 f, A. w9 F5 r31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
! D9 \4 k4 f6 Y* g* v0 N. l# e32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ! ^% s) u: w$ J# Q/ r+ ?
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
8 _, r5 E) r! ^& g% ^( A34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 6 t8 n9 s* P& c1 N( A
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
: L5 l4 X2 x8 W" l; Q6 T36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
# Z! c& P% U3 [* W37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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