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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....& J$ ?5 V7 X8 K3 u+ a
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 7 Q" [7 K( h2 ~: g1 s0 O
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
; `( m# D8 @. m! t* w* Z$ F5 N3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
5 T9 I0 A {8 J: o: t3 j, w# u4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 9 I, A9 w5 T: M/ W7 H8 d
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
/ X' u( W+ r/ X! U) r; W& Q9 |3 I i6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 9 i! m! i% t$ |( I4 O: h- s$ V
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. $ j1 e( J$ _0 i' d6 g
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
) h/ ?6 k# N/ N) a+ l5 Z9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? . r1 x H, _; S. V4 T
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ; c% R! Y& q: b6 w2 K# b3 [
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. . y, ^+ z% B3 I5 H
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
" l' M |0 a3 `, R+ h& y) F13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? : ? Q: U7 B8 `& m! b
14. Can I flirt with you?
1 g3 L+ f. H( G- @8 g15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
7 ]& h2 j+ L$ f* Z7 J5 F+ H1 }16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if $ Z3 n1 H7 p7 R7 t' r6 q
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
_+ p% H' l& C/ [6 p0 m5 N! ~2 U18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? , }6 k% C/ j2 Q
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
# a- y7 _9 l! e6 ]" s20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 6 X' g" T1 T) B8 [
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 0 |$ h/ P( R& |6 o9 C
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
. |% G: j) F4 g* H8 y. q23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
/ S" c& R! v# W0 \& h! C2 m! b1 m24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? % v J2 l( e+ p$ W
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
9 a! V3 q( e( n+ }' @0 D* h3 I3 E26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ) v1 K9 _8 |& N
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
% E2 }% \& j: J! k& o* W28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. * k; I' Y# @$ j5 R F. q: V
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
: s- l& l& h9 ~# Q9 x30. So... How am I doing'? ( w" t) d6 ?0 M4 M
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
3 y& @9 l' {# Z32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
, f+ y* P; ]0 F33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 1 r! U2 }2 T _
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ! v) n! |% x0 w: `
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. : f- U( t) G7 x1 ?# P2 U& I) O
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
$ w# @: |+ `/ t! n' [37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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