Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

* _9 n2 @0 @9 \3 |% I1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
! a8 @& m+ W( g9 K: u6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
# o- q  N' p8 _! T- d- ?! u7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
0 {, l0 |4 `6 \) P9 s9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
! H# O2 l2 L; @" N# h0 C10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
7 I' @: N; p: E  ?. n! f" W12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
. k+ O2 s$ F7 k# J7 d7 t17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
, r/ i: U9 [) C. b/ k% W+ D19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
' y: m# U0 C) U6 R) y! i20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
, @5 H: a' Z7 v% i21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
! Q8 ?4 p4 R: ~22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
$ o* E. }2 M& u' A5 H, U23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
& ?  x! l/ D- g' V27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
; R4 o/ W. Z9 q, y& P29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.        So... How am I doing'?
; d. u( n! F6 V4 t4 [5 Z31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
6 p% w" \! V3 a# e34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
$ ~5 P1 j4 P$ N- W' }; r36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...