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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....8 ^9 ~3 a3 l/ K; M! k+ ] g& U
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
, S- v/ U2 P* ]% D5 ^& W6 g2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 1 O4 O' r _/ p
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
" u. R3 L; M5 z/ j4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
; R# s+ x" |5 {+ l5 `+ w5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
0 D" W5 H% d0 O" A3 }* d1 ?6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? + W( Z3 u5 r& U4 H3 H
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
( k6 z7 Z5 E9 j3 f8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
0 q! Y% V: Q# M& y) H6 E9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
6 m/ B( B: f) _) k10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. & T; J& R, K0 F: [# P" C+ h1 F& }
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
2 |9 T2 B% P9 I( V- Z5 ]3 |12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
M: b# b8 f; A: m5 e0 n7 R13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
' l+ \( K# N$ z5 J5 R$ c7 Q14. Can I flirt with you?
, G; Z, E0 E$ r1 }/ W& G% K, I4 E: L15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. & k/ y: x% [! \! U- L4 z
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
; f0 _2 v5 N/ v$ z5 @* J17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
# V- [* o) u, ^8 @# _18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
4 X& N% { Y7 V; O: H3 E19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. ; y9 y" o9 d u$ C( C" M
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
/ l# I7 ~. A% h$ ~% V2 ?21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? # f @2 z/ _" Z6 y$ Q. ~5 x# M, @
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
! V+ a+ l; N/ E23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 6 S+ y* ?1 G# w" m( a* ]( y2 ]
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
" k6 o' R( u |7 Q25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. / K5 b( p/ p6 v: k8 J& |1 ?4 b
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. / `7 f. m" T! I1 B4 P7 |9 _
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 9 Q7 A) u6 G5 ]4 V5 h
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
# @4 ]9 h y7 b: x8 l, h2 S29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 7 d* T6 ~* l% _+ A P
30. So... How am I doing'? # ~7 b5 B) |* M( ?- p) H: t( k
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? # A0 m( ~$ ^4 \6 M$ i0 P& W
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
% N* |! `$ A. z% y: C1 q33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 1 O) o( L/ M+ q4 ^) ^! N2 C
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Z# c1 A8 h3 t" f& W! {35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
" G, B4 j+ d3 Z36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? {% h$ i9 t0 n) ]9 D, ?
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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