Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

& I5 o5 X! n' i7 Z. D+ G  F" n0 ~1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
( {0 \( |* ]/ Q" O- f7 P4 S- p2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
) T. r1 j% [- y3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
# U6 e/ _- Y' M2 |2 A# i4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
' X9 Z- D; W' C6 K% M! y8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
% C, m3 T# d8 D9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
% w! @) U- H2 X; j/ Q10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
/ s% U  S! D; M: P3 C' }7 p/ W11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
- W' c  l8 D! m9 u; }+ V12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
. w- w' C4 P* b# }. K  I+ M9 U13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
$ V6 p' `. ~# D& K1 O' j) y8 U17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
. W' A! F% F: G4 e/ o; J19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
7 F. J! m6 [/ E1 Z21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
9 b9 _6 X: D% |/ S23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
- K: v6 o- t) J6 i) }4 J5 Y24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
1 H2 i) |9 g" ]9 t6 p3 @: J25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
* X" m0 m- Q# O/ K$ N29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- i7 f" j) F" @; i* k$ H30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
/ X) s! v2 X/ g3 c/ _32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
) s# Y8 z" f' H33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
& n% G6 y3 s! g) a" @34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
3 e* z1 ?! u& G& Y# Z/ T37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...