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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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/ v, ]$ l2 r" R/ q1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ) g' k: i- k9 Q8 m' u
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. - ~ S& O( N0 i. i; f
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
6 L: X- w- @& p7 R4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
0 s0 O( w. s, f" e' h. \4 F5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. + O' X# K4 r+ ~
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? , S" k2 x' D! b" C& r( |; }% f
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. % i$ s# k+ y. U7 y- M5 P/ [
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 1 H' a# v8 o) u& S1 c$ o
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 4 r4 x0 X+ X3 f
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
/ p- l; Z/ B4 Y4 @8 g7 y/ o11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
% ]9 N; v, V, {, t% F- J12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
+ `3 B$ `& E% p3 I' X13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
7 U r( I1 y" ^( q9 W14. Can I flirt with you?
" [1 |0 A# h7 w$ }3 Y1 Q15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 2 O* o4 m: A6 }0 _0 Y9 h- o& L6 `+ T1 U* q
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
; R% f- a) U+ T) N6 G5 D& w17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. * g3 n3 z3 V3 X! c3 m' X2 r& M' g
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
! h0 Z2 x3 y' y* X19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
; Q# Y# c' |3 I/ j7 Y$ s# _, F) y20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 3 N/ R2 u6 e$ M+ M* K! c
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
_/ g z4 k; P1 e22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
' u. }8 ?1 x" w6 L23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? . Z$ b+ {4 ?7 @5 `3 i5 z
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? i! D: ~, N5 r* ^5 g% V
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 3 r8 y6 C6 K6 F% w4 Q8 ]8 O
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
+ ?( q0 l3 x+ _. R27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
" c1 _; R9 P; t6 L9 \4 A* f2 M28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
( ]# b2 i- j7 f" r9 j0 r29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 8 y' B# I( O% G$ G1 P; A8 t2 Z
30. So... How am I doing'?
0 G' v0 s9 l6 u+ K8 V2 g0 Q+ O# I31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? + p. p/ | z' K$ W- _9 v/ F( F& u
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. : F% a l0 J3 |3 i; y4 K! T0 D
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
' D i( |, n! E. F34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
, v M; k+ E' t2 a4 t. N35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 9 y* ^" g0 ]* a }8 j$ k6 O
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 3 f0 N- a2 H: w7 P4 Y5 |
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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