Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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* i* \- Y1 z& H# Y5 J; i% h+ y1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
7 I: j: z. u3 C9 |, O1 d4 q2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
/ s# S) x% C  a' Q5 n4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
  w$ q4 Q+ \& T4 i9 i5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7 r5 r" R# s6 a8 m- j  X+ I2 V# ]! N7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
3 ?! ~/ R8 P# N& P, k8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
+ }1 F9 U3 C. }10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
8 y2 H! E4 \6 E5 r18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
% j9 c- s$ ]- ^# d9 @, l19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
, ~0 W( ]6 l' s+ K6 Q' `20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
9 L" p7 Z0 \+ }. a! w$ _+ s! C22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
1 D7 p1 R+ w. C: Z7 S" u; K, {23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
1 W5 X* }9 z- c7 Z4 j$ F25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
. D9 V% b( k- x26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
9 ?7 P, F8 p- H5 ~28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
% J* |1 `$ a$ O- L$ s: N$ Y29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
9 y0 H( ^8 K7 l) w8 x3 ?" A! W30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
: w5 W: p. B! t* w37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...