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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 5 t8 Q3 C2 J) `3 U) H( N, d a
V$ @; X4 |- X1 q1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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4 i0 o/ Y6 Y4 p% p, V; {3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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2 Z$ U& P) Q) y+ G- k5 w [5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.6 ?3 r- V1 c: U/ ]8 t! n7 \
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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! x$ d; Z9 j/ ?3 @3 {8 O' ~: }3 A8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.9 z2 B& D% {0 m, h
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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0 L( J! }" w4 p& @7 v0 W; f10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.1 w# Z" \1 b0 ~! m8 R# [
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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+ Z$ a* ^4 J6 V14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.! |" E5 `0 k/ j) w+ @% R
, v' h# a' ^6 L& c15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.6 a4 E. q& V& J$ P3 Q
4 v, E. r `* h- @6 C) [5 k17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( }! I4 i8 _/ s! c3 ^* I% g
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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( h% q1 ~0 Y# e9 u e+ s/ \21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% |( J3 u5 i _: |/ }* ]" N
. j0 C: A$ S9 Q$ \ l T5 K22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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1 M. Z/ m7 B X$ q+ @23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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