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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 3 L$ m% O; F' P! r6 ?+ w# J& E) Q
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 ~- P( a% {$ w4 k# @
" X+ R v+ r# W6 C0 I2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.% H; ?3 z1 `0 b0 f8 @! U3 T0 M: c5 o, F w
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge." D2 p. g; K0 R U
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.9 {( o( B! H8 Y- q) A9 q
, @6 e1 r1 x4 C1 a0 o5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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7 [ j2 D) @$ x' k& I6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ ]8 o2 ~/ H( v0 M* O
9 o# n7 G. I+ ~7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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5 E0 Q$ r4 @3 I% N! d8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.2 t7 L* F# }4 ^
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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6 W8 u' h+ V4 F7 W$ ]8 ~$ Z10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)2 s$ P+ u8 I2 l. O# X
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.8 |: o+ F* Q9 ^+ \* Q& y y$ A
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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/ i* _7 w) A4 l& n9 H! X% M2 G+ B13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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8 D3 I1 H, @7 { A2 `) y* {- }14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.. E) {. l" ]' _- f5 w8 |* i; w, O
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' M# C2 q% b, a6 Y9 {/ k9 q& g
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16.) You take naps.* Q- K3 x: u9 _( ?7 |% }
3 v9 m2 q' w! D. r8 t17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.5 R7 g6 L8 j7 Y& [# ^0 h+ v
f( g. J$ k; E4 t; T' X+ g6 t18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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7 ?2 R* |; F: p! C# I4 X# L( e+ s+ Z+ g19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests. X G6 s9 S4 |1 v4 Y$ W
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7 Q% w0 j$ J8 Z1 q' e4 g, D9 q21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"9 G. B/ t {7 P- ?3 q, b
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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