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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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9 e' Y+ N7 H* j5 w2 N: R8 ]$ {1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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/ ? C# k' h8 ^* ~: L% }2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.$ M# Y& R4 o" i' K/ }2 m5 M! A, F' M, _( |7 Q
, L) \& L+ B: Y0 ]! a" O4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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6 D b; O1 @4 Z6 o) I2 x$ V7 q$ h; |5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel. }" R5 a: ?+ j1 f) d" ?9 G' z
, b2 k L: I" m! i& I7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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% G. Z5 }7 {- K: F; ?8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.8 p0 m& Q4 d0 Z* f
- ^' b' ?9 f5 i/ @5 P. j) Z9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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7 u% k5 M+ [3 W3 D) N10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)$ B, k0 a/ t: }' U& }: _
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.9 ]' p r# K" y2 u* [) D
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.5 A7 S4 a, Q$ _, @# ?
' ~- M4 M8 j, v9 t14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.0 U$ |% D( @1 z
& @4 A4 `$ j M+ Y* R15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.& D/ z4 f8 g2 x0 v6 C! t
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16.) You take naps.
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' p7 \1 k9 B4 @17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.: @/ ]7 ?! ?5 A. I! C
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.& S# I! n7 T4 o
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.0 ?8 G, b" z3 ?/ u7 c* f! y! u1 i
7 P$ Q& d n+ {7 n20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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. }2 {+ h- C- w( v! h% W' E21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% n% e: q+ T5 t: z; P1 s
3 J3 {( y) U- ` a22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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! z) ]( Z2 j1 a* X23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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