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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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, r) Z7 {* D! X% t3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge., s0 z1 ^% o2 A! \- N
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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$ Q9 n) B, F' b; Z3 m' B5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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8 s ^$ u& A: _# K: S: @6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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8 H. m6 O7 E7 H) k7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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: K9 ^( N; c6 w! L8 @9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.) J9 S9 | V3 s0 z- ]
% h$ v" ?8 n2 \8 A5 W10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)$ o7 v' z- d1 [6 m
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.) q1 X8 m' A# b
# k5 t- V, G0 N: E13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.1 J8 G2 E" g' S! b6 U' y& n" [
+ o6 E# r3 u9 d2 \, q c) v+ v14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.4 x* E" o4 R( C6 C& k
/ i% P4 ?9 y' u" T' D: L$ ^9 a- _( t15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt." k# b# Z* A5 M7 F% w- G; b, ]
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16.) You take naps.; O1 u* H$ Z U5 C$ P
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.- z# A* B7 k* r% ?
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.; p) F" O8 ?4 |0 G7 t' k
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.5 i+ L9 M& l* K& a4 D
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": H3 c( O, q" W/ Z ^
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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