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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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" T% M+ f# q. ~6 j1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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6 |' a$ L |% _' o5 K) m2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 K! F! X9 @6 c# K4 H
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.- T* Y) d& v+ _* I; f
' Y8 l" |1 c4 c2 e2 Q k5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 ]2 g* o2 E; ?( a# h
2 Y; M+ q7 q" \6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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5 P) J8 X/ @3 T# n9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.- r: D5 Z; p: k- p' M$ `6 `
( ~+ I. }/ U- s1 X+ Q6 C10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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, T; C/ X2 [7 {8 H- d1 l! J( o11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.( @" v1 C2 `) G. }) V
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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. Q9 `+ @$ ]3 a4 H2 N# B; X4 _/ i14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers., U0 Q v. L4 H# k/ a
0 R' k/ V; ?2 E. y, f* ?2 {15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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" n/ p6 w( H" x, I5 Z16.) You take naps.* I6 V: `; B: P% G; r
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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/ L: s" c+ w5 J18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach." G5 V7 a& m( D
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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$ M. z. L1 [# B' ]8 [20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.1 j: f) u4 v+ Q) t; X2 \. r
. \4 [/ Q( f( c9 g: _) w% l21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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( F+ W2 V4 L+ {2 H! Y+ N/ k22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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1 r7 U- |, _% n0 b: Q, L23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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