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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.* R" t, F( \( A$ \# n
. h& X* ?6 C* }( e% e4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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g& x6 j1 Q' e+ W1 Z4 X5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'." v: x. P9 i# G _( I9 l( I
8 @# ^$ Y% L9 x3 T4 p6 P' M3 N8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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, @( q$ L2 j: r l* O+ E9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., l1 Z1 A. N9 g$ H; m2 P8 C! _6 N" _4 q
5 ~) R" i a4 d10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.9 ~, n. e- I% n; m0 L+ R
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.& z/ d& O$ H) A% `% Y' d" _1 H4 ~
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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" O% G( Q% x5 x$ A3 e6 S& Q1 o14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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$ n4 O; H3 l5 i+ m5 e0 W" Y7 z* [16.) You take naps.
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2 [; S- D3 I" h+ u$ r17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- A7 ]9 o9 T8 w% ^2 W
( @/ O8 A% l1 x9 w" {4 V19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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, c. i$ n9 b$ Q/ d20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.) _% _& i1 C% H
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"9 z( ]' @. L% ^$ z) F1 J
( C r( t6 U$ a$ C22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. $ j; ]! g5 Q1 |9 E
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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