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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 , o. a( ^8 g V9 S8 o1 k) |
6 d" N8 T( [! g- J, M/ }0 J0 s1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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1 E9 q" W$ g' j' ]) }3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- }) {# o% J% t. M
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ M R, D) u! w9 m! h
8 `4 l7 K% x+ j( M. c1 |5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. y+ ]) d( k; p. R7 b
% t, N$ ~& y- z8 x" W: x- |6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.3 V- S/ t0 T' v, o3 w2 o( t
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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' }, W, I* v4 ]2 ^' O+ R10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)$ x- c9 X6 C5 w5 r$ Y$ \
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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9 b" s4 a3 i4 R12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.2 G$ v" U: }$ c1 D* Z `3 I$ l5 O" i
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.9 Y9 ? {9 h" c) q
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.5 _ ^7 I$ M$ c
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.1 N/ _" {$ O0 m
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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; ^7 P- T6 A5 M( y: a21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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