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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. G7 g1 Y1 ?8 e# G/ O
* O7 r9 `2 K" O2 L- T' _3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.6 \- c% e& k( z: S3 t2 U4 B
+ L) f+ S. z1 u5 V5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.; D+ X& [7 w: b1 j' d
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.8 T* U5 L U5 J) W
/ a! Y) L' j; M7 ]1 U) a0 _7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.9 p- h! G: [% W% s6 t
0 @! h$ y* v. F8 R# r$ i8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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/ \+ k* q1 m; S- r3 j# J0 H9 ?9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.! L: {% G1 h! ]* ]% M
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) Y, C6 p1 V+ e9 t0 y
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.- l, x. U6 S/ g1 l2 P; z5 @3 Y
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.$ |( S3 g' p# D& G8 g! H
}. `9 d; t9 f! u ]& z+ m( G14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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; o, ^5 c- p* A- j* }! _16.) You take naps.2 l* j: j, a6 Z
' K/ m; @1 h, ]9 }: v17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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6 T4 e, [4 ~4 U/ `4 x/ y2 ~18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.& I) z) z3 R9 P/ r& C) b' [- i
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests. R) G; K7 }; @) G7 q3 M% B1 d
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"- K* b5 @, d$ i2 Z$ U
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. v9 b Y0 X, i; R& T$ @7 P
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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