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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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" V( k9 V( ^. w4 z1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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7 d! V6 J" W$ F2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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5 o! i/ Y, q3 `4 [1 j. x6 q$ n3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.* `7 E) y* s* p( j8 R4 C1 T
3 \8 |1 X1 ?* [. H4 [5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ [- h, \/ u- @0 D; K8 \
, X- x/ U) ?$ I- i% `; j6.) You watch the Weather Channel., D3 j7 e m. p1 V+ `" z- Y
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* c6 \: t1 y1 S" k& R
$ A" z s# a: C% G8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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6 b8 R. m2 d5 k; _6 T* U' |9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'. A9 O. P' u+ C! D& L- A
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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& X0 A5 o6 e5 ^: M7 Y' R8 }12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more., Q) G& J6 g! a- c# Y& h
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.+ S/ x, Z# V9 a3 W7 D' ]) Q+ a
4 x8 M9 V1 v# ~6 i; [# b9 q14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ H, P5 ~# C% i Q* W. a( ?
9 D3 _$ T! ?& S) F15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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6 C8 _6 k* P% e/ x3 ]3 e6 c17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.1 \8 M) i& o- G+ o9 }
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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/ v9 n/ p5 ~, j19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.9 {( M4 e, h9 M4 m8 ^6 u
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.5 i+ i% p8 D1 [/ p
4 d' K: Q. k( v3 z5 X21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"( o- B* c1 I( _ s' l7 Q4 t m* M
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ' @4 v& ]4 _& u, u% {
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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