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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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8 X/ t- a9 |/ c' w& O2 M. k2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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; Z6 x" T. @& v. a4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! _7 ^' h& _! R
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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# w, }6 J" B) R j: o) E( [: N8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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0 |9 x0 c4 o& x& D7 _ I9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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4 T' x3 r: Z5 I7 [11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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$ X% V$ \8 y6 W5 A13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up." R, H- c* p9 E; u* R: g
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.' o; q* m: ~% a0 Z- C
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.* J' d# G, x9 I/ `. P
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16.) You take naps.4 d9 m2 m- F& s% T
2 m# [" |) V9 [# h# h: w/ g" G17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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6 y8 J4 d1 {5 U0 p8 {( S18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# o# l0 F' E! W7 M
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.4 {, P( d/ B. d% `: \5 z& S8 ]
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.9 ~) S4 S% {) c; P% o
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - ~6 x0 g" O& @" h3 o* o4 a& \
& u8 }; y4 |& M7 n23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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