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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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, B7 ^6 ?# l- M7 y9 L1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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9 Y" ^; v6 @6 V3 v+ N4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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9 S4 M- a/ f# j2 [5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 K, E4 ?: k2 x+ J' F7 i
% e% Q! J& q' R6 u( ]6.) You watch the Weather Channel.' [: J$ i9 P0 R# Y1 o3 l
; O/ I% ?( p0 o# d. Y/ ]& k7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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7 a7 a3 }3 j5 m2 p7 U( `; d8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: g4 i2 ^5 T5 s' W7 \7 a
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.$ R0 R' @# I9 `3 w
$ h& g1 Y4 [# {9 f( `. x; G/ E10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ \% Q+ X3 E }/ c9 _
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.$ I% }0 P9 n( P2 z% t( X
) D, k9 B3 Y( c7 M8 A: p, f( o12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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+ Q' o0 Y7 t! c, |" S y/ p6 d13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.8 \) B9 i* H# T# }6 v* B8 P' I6 @+ E& I, H
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* ^' n( d7 s# X# e# F }# R- N
/ p0 {4 O! W" \, m( v9 S r2 v9 u15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 Y/ D. g; H* R
/ U5 J& }9 I3 f0 i! w( l19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.6 k9 @2 g4 _+ \8 n: f; R" k
2 p7 ?( F3 N2 @ D6 f* ]; E- I20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.+ f7 D; p# u5 G. I2 Q# N
_' E% f" i# M' I. `, r; S( e21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ! a# v. c. L1 G$ x1 N) u- y/ G, H
/ C2 e- V8 r1 A+ Z+ V# `23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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