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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 / T/ [: l* L0 W
! D; U$ L6 M6 I1 _% D# ~) g; O1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.$ ], ~6 C" r, I% w
+ v3 G- F3 t% G# t8 h# i2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ A# R9 L! S1 j+ @
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.3 E! N. z2 r" I0 d/ c
/ E3 P! W3 ?4 Q; h. ^6.) You watch the Weather Channel./ w l* w3 ^3 U u- k
3 V, }% h) P" @2 d4 w; F9 \ d7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' I! B% {5 d/ i
/ y0 A. e. y( U; x) v9 S, h8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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( u' A% `7 |) }& r: z" U {9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.0 Y) ` g) U k% X. d; w
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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3 }2 e# M# e2 ?$ H8 i/ C. Z12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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. h h$ b" I( d$ G" ^# o' U15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. N N) V$ ]' ?0 Q1 M
4 J$ o# P( F9 c$ ^2 q6 H, \16.) You take naps.
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# k; P9 L0 E; g. a; n/ l! k17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( @6 r; }# \4 g* p& v, y( E
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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& V: G, E0 f# d1 _19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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& l" `2 N _; u$ x6 N21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"9 c0 P6 c' K, B
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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