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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 8 B' V; O( ^: {
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- x% ^8 o4 d( q- q" W4 x
# V A6 i# ~) I; ^9 Y2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge., d$ {& K' T# e {. F% h
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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. k7 C& A' g) V7 v, q9 C& Q8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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# ?) \% i. L& k3 P# ]* |7 d9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.7 [% V. q; w3 `/ `2 a! o% ]
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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% n# T, {& d6 o11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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3 H9 C4 i0 |* Z* q( {% z' ^12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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9 M) W5 B. p2 b7 _7 u0 H5 F15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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. _' X1 i$ ?3 m1 K5 P9 B17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ |' V4 i9 F$ K) a4 R: e
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.1 m( _8 R$ O$ a
' E$ z! C" F- ]( t8 B19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 [, B! r6 z, L! q. {
& Q, O0 G) {- X; z9 ~" p# g20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., J+ D3 Q B* l7 b; @0 O9 g! q' L
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"- b5 K5 _& a1 _" E& \; Z, u9 B0 i0 u
$ ^3 g7 z3 }; t' f4 f22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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# @ u# ]' K( G3 L4 R. }23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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