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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 1 h0 w0 q2 c9 P, U$ I4 r
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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- N5 ^: J! N8 B+ e0 ]+ j; v9 y. ]2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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; R6 F, m7 i* I4 v# h3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.# X) E+ R& i' }- M! j9 k
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! b8 c' q1 y* j2 x8 W
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel./ b3 N* Y& ^' P
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.5 I! _8 u5 A" \# x
1 g4 I) c, a! [& r5 R$ I8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'. x: d3 r; {6 ?1 r$ \2 d& H
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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2 k3 u" O9 \6 m- w9 |: z0 _3 {! s12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.5 G7 ]* w0 i8 E5 [- \( ]
1 A- {8 S: V7 m13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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% c8 S) y7 z* m+ ]: Y14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' U9 O6 T+ A. Z
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.! H/ G* z3 T+ O j& e. Y( Y
$ n) g3 a* z, X7 c5 k/ W# ?( H8 |18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.0 v/ B1 p' i2 v" q+ g. Q
) Q. q5 ~0 _. V; e19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.. A# j5 Q/ m0 {
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.+ L. m: g6 R8 M. ?2 a# z
^/ b8 j: q8 |: O$ E$ o5 {- r21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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- p4 R, h2 x1 w) Y23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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