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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 + P# `/ l5 v F+ l# @ @% k& u/ b
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them./ S1 x ~3 G, h! D
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0 N a* R" d4 U# k; @, f7 O3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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6 z- w @8 }4 D3 D- l4 {" C& ^5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.- t; U3 {% J5 J8 t6 h# ?5 T; n8 Q
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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3 x4 h0 G4 K0 Q. q- b! ?: s0 b8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' T, O2 }0 B- l& Y6 E* T g
" W$ T9 L1 O: c1 v6 R! \' ~9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.: [+ J$ `! V1 b9 [2 f! A
: @5 ?3 `( V8 p10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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6 S/ a, o) J C' O9 A5 E' z11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.$ T3 W0 w6 {* \
) r: e7 {( q" [3 _5 N4 I1 v13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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! f/ `- i ^* `. I+ v7 }15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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$ U: N$ j# W8 y9 m9 B16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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. W9 P0 R+ g3 K. S; F9 Y18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# }) o3 p7 m2 N; p' U. _
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.; M0 \0 v7 r5 v
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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& F9 O' ~6 l) B& F22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 0 ^- M0 ~3 l+ Q# l
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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