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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 1 A. f% i- b# G9 |: M' o4 }- W
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.! E# b* J P8 ~- Z" g
" U$ Y3 l* V) h T2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 A; N0 I+ S# e3 E3 }, J- l
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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* ?* P5 X8 B6 x% C( `8 ` ~5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator. o N2 a0 A# T
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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Y" A/ @, a; @' O. J7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'., b1 C& D( L' S( E' C* P2 |
2 N% t! O, ]3 s7 [8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.$ z* z. i( j# `. C5 Y9 i
- X, b9 S- D- X9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.5 ~/ C% c6 \# M C/ @& ?
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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! U0 x6 e/ }. d5 J$ S1 E" @/ R12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.3 ?6 j2 b. J2 o# T4 ^, d
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers." f: Z9 B+ `. f, s+ R
% C9 p# y& q w8 k8 B: B y15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. S1 G+ V" V: R. B' l1 O7 r7 k
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16.) You take naps. P: _% c, }2 O$ R% }$ U9 G6 Y
" V; ~1 I; ?9 C. }, @1 l$ U17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., A2 k- Z* n4 _! M
2 C3 B( ^$ n" ]- g a7 d18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.2 O) B! R7 d- K
, G; Y* {* d$ |19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.- D" c: r6 K* {+ F$ \- G+ A
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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$ W9 U: e1 y- ~( p7 x8 k$ }21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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6 m* v2 Q4 I9 L3 i+ J, O22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ; H7 V! [3 n3 Z! L: x; H, b# V
+ j, @; o5 C$ w: |: O) Q" `23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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