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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.$ z3 E0 U9 Q6 K
5 Q! t% x; t3 k2 @6 r9 A E& n, `3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' i, ~! I/ {) M! K/ F" ?: U
7 |, N0 w" S) u4 g8 x) `4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.) X& B, O" n1 v8 b0 g, k3 H
$ q# P' r* r1 Q6 h4 n1 E2 i' l5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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( U' h7 @1 w8 `: |* U! o8 k; L6.) You watch the Weather Channel.: V' \* d& H: U9 w0 }5 M
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'." F: }3 \/ m/ @; I
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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$ E; L% z5 x5 s( B* l- j0 {9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.3 ~' x: ~( \5 U h
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ J( L1 R+ F! e) P' m; u
+ A' k( H7 @& j: V9 a" p11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.( V, |$ ?: p8 }1 x0 G' S4 D
6 N% ?* p0 `1 i' w a. K$ D12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.' T( E8 U% [/ a$ D% q
, A8 ?8 [, X+ J13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.7 v# Y! @+ {' P/ b6 C, `
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.1 s3 H. r) L& D# H7 t
) y2 @# W: p. y15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt., U2 d- i& N3 Y r) [5 Z$ o7 r
) E& @3 `0 ?5 T2 u% x( z( O16.) You take naps.- v2 y6 |$ R, Q
; k% g: S% Q' ]/ [17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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4 e( S& C' d8 z7 V19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: n& E9 W" _( P
2 R3 V1 i- M o20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.+ K0 t2 |6 E# Q8 G. M# X* J
/ z" V0 M5 D, y6 N, `" o21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ! c0 L6 w+ y' K( {
6 n4 T% S& @& r! C& y% `23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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