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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 7 ~6 S, }5 N% {+ H0 S
/ b. Y1 _& Z9 X% h" u: E1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% h6 \0 k' x: \7 O+ Q, T
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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) |# N7 r) T' [* L) y- T3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.3 w5 Q8 ~" J% g0 `' |5 I
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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J/ M) w* a( ?5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 t, f2 Y5 w% U. q
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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$ h) J/ w/ \) x8 o" [7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14., @+ W. m+ f% f
N+ v8 T0 ]. f7 Z1 c6 o9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., a, B! f& i% n+ J
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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0 T0 r( @7 ^; W; C; z8 F. W12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up. n8 A7 g/ B. V( H4 P. c
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ ^, M6 |/ ?5 P; z' |( h
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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+ g" M3 E7 h# a* [0 O16.) You take naps.3 g' L7 B. X8 Z4 m
" s- h& C6 R- a$ u17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.2 U( Z- l. l! }) I8 m
1 ~- N* Z) S/ d9 y18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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) r: D% o. `( _1 @5 I* F19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.; \4 U8 B3 N( D! K8 W7 [* U0 O+ m# l
9 ~! n! \6 {6 X5 I; P! y- U20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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: b1 o- Z; C. R+ Q N! ]& u( k21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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- a- f! Q4 |& l& F23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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