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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 , [/ L/ y& X$ A" y R3 u* K
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them." U' W* J& W5 r: q
- d8 M9 p: `" f! A0 x2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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+ Q; _' B9 v2 f3 A4 Y( K0 {3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.5 j% A+ _% A+ M" |3 S: J
; G0 Z! n6 y9 {. m+ r5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% R6 C' |1 f4 q7 h
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.+ z5 @* W0 U$ w5 s3 \6 s& u# Z
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.+ q$ Z$ r0 G8 W. Y/ P* ~1 g
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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3 ~4 ^3 }! K/ I; K+ D3 N9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)6 `# L7 m5 G/ v3 L: e& n
1 l: z) [) t; b E8 h11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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4 G5 K& `2 v G; G4 `, g12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.) q; [ O0 H6 k- D6 P7 H- X
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.$ w7 v! P/ T( W5 j1 O
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, I1 z4 M, o0 x: Z17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.& k. r3 c* W* o4 t# P: L
S$ T1 Z6 Y @7 p20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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( N* q9 Y, F! w( v% n# w22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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7 {+ E# h4 ]: N4 x! s9 }" p23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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