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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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. e. F) f" W# e( O* Z b {2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.+ |1 u4 K7 ?8 l& P2 Z. v
; Q+ G# K$ r7 }: w+ z/ I# C5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.! u- a/ X, D8 P
) F( K0 H8 h! L- g) P0 w: C6.) You watch the Weather Channel.% a' D0 f# B! ]- m/ a
( Q3 q; W( R f7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.3 l9 N1 X9 Z: `( T& L
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.% w7 H0 P0 F) F" X9 b/ W9 L9 W0 d
+ a: c T' B1 |0 R# j# e9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.2 ]6 Y* R' r& I2 A3 s
6 V" Y0 U9 N: H0 A9 B, Z* p10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)7 k9 i' g' b$ ]8 j% v* q& K, M
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4 Y/ ^6 n& `, p4 h% `$ T0 m, _12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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. s$ K0 e# a8 z5 e. q15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 L* Y3 \/ n' V% S1 z% S
+ [+ n+ V, p3 a ~) C! @% R16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.5 u9 D; E& v+ g% ]
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 S3 |( C# o1 A4 E4 [7 g+ t( \' b
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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6 R0 S# v( K5 ?21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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* U7 V3 C1 I# E22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - i( U+ m% a% D. ^2 I* J
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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