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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑   m* M; ]2 X- U5 K

8 [+ @$ `8 O2 X( P4 n% E, U1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.! o" Z2 m. K0 O8 ^
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 p' `) M" b0 h. Z
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.  u0 R( h& t8 t, ~% ?

/ _8 p# X4 Z  U3 G4 M2 p5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.& l0 i' p* E, ]7 n' C5 W% Q

0 z2 X( |$ y5 P4 j7 m. y" M6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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. ]3 _+ W6 z6 }5 A% n7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' G4 t; C3 Z, ^7 s9 U' v  N

% d6 z/ t2 B( b1 q9 m) }+ B8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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( x7 R5 b- ^' I2 x12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.5 F3 p/ o) [0 ^4 R' E4 [- d' m

+ V# L5 ?8 J: T; H  j4 Y13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up., u3 ]2 U. [" C
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.# J4 ]% j' Y1 G& H, ?0 z5 Y: h! i

. n! X4 X7 y3 n' e5 R- n) `" p15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.! A, r) p! ^' g7 P

7 W8 }- Y) G8 x1 O" p3 V# ~$ [3 O18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.2 C% Q4 l: D6 u# g3 m1 W) I5 g* q
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ s/ V% N2 p5 U/ m6 ~( g
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# }5 g/ A# t0 O( q- w4 N
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. # `6 e; j6 k$ X" Q  D+ T+ E, B' C6 f

, p* C; J) v/ T! m! g# g23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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