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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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2 V& d5 V& b" _) o, y5 K B, z; t, p1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 z8 i u. l2 \# n2 V4 t. b7 V
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 Z5 o0 U1 P: G5 @$ @* p
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.% |2 j; x8 Q4 {. X* ]: K; ^3 O: X
) ^! B) U2 [1 l8 z4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.9 o0 e( m) Y2 s8 _
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' M( F+ z7 j# d( v* D( S
8 I5 v5 W& k0 Y- c% A4 `8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14." e/ Y% j) E l
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.- g6 M; N! C' K
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) z+ d1 k! X! k/ y
M) }+ X; ?, g- b4 i9 {+ d* ~# A11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.% D0 z+ t0 N2 X) C4 @% R
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; d( M6 Q" p1 l5 O
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. u* D4 l( k! r! p5 |: x
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: o* T$ C) O# d, v; X2 @, Z
. a0 s8 R, C8 y: K) S1 T20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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$ R) v2 d8 t% `2 ~21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"6 J0 w2 G( ?! Z+ `
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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8 ?* o6 w8 o# [7 \5 t2 B9 b5 C e23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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