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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 2 S" z9 N+ Q# J& t- d
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. f5 {+ O9 V: I. e! D) y
+ c, N3 `% } ^' V3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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5 g0 X2 H4 v& q2 E$ |' V4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.2 u" t! B% C" o8 R3 D5 {" N/ f
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 Y; {/ B5 R- ]( I2 N, J5 j' ]
0 b w4 \0 ?5 v* O8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.2 t" _# h0 I" h* A* q2 F& i
; K4 a1 a/ r' `( Y) A, n8 J* |& e9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.1 B( t2 ~+ d- ]% i+ i# J
& y; F; W4 t5 c: J$ N10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ O# A& f' k# e5 ^/ e d
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.1 h* [$ g2 k" t% ^! z4 ?
4 `2 ^4 n/ v0 @: \$ p& k6 @! @17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.9 f5 {6 Q0 P* s0 n3 C$ Z: m" ^
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 g2 W0 Q: M2 R. L9 b
D" E# a' c, j# B9 R: G7 D19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., B& D7 A+ ? s# v) Y1 O" Y/ @5 K
( s" s# N5 z( o! x) f" m; u21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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" Y% y" X; J8 D$ d3 O1 ?- S22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 3 _2 l' O9 _2 Y" N1 a+ V; |# }( M
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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