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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 9 X1 L1 i" H) L4 E$ @/ k
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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. c1 s+ f" |- L& E2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.5 i  @3 ~9 B5 B9 ^

5 e2 K! _( h3 `; O# _' T3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5 @7 n  t( a4 p# M$ }" z) u
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' l4 O3 k& ?% C! R" C
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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& Q! s7 o9 t) g2 G$ I6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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. g+ O2 P! z: L! u4 u0 N/ e8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: V+ t6 u2 m2 ]) L- e
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.2 |+ J. w6 M' Z7 J% v+ V" s6 g( W
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.0 c0 \. v9 B$ I3 @

3 R! }4 b! y# s1 v$ o, u12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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" I" l- X0 i, i9 [( o13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.# V  W  s; e( y& W
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 G1 t2 ]8 b( x5 r6 r5 k! _
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16.) You take naps.5 G1 ]: y! I& ]  K7 n& v1 w

* j3 Y0 ~) v! M8 g, x: G0 y17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.) C1 g5 U& [8 E  z8 g$ l% I" R! e

* a; ~$ O7 c8 y18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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; l" J0 H% \  p: q2 H2 y: X20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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6 a0 o9 Q, U0 r3 [, P! x7 L21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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9 {0 O7 q/ e' U* N, m0 H9 v' E22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ( [& K' f2 j+ N# N$ c- S. V  z

& u# y6 s/ p* G" U4 A# {23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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