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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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" r6 s4 K/ U( B0 ^2 e1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.# q: V$ g6 w2 L* z k F
) q$ m& E* j0 d& T3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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$ z3 _, c8 o- ]$ n" g! a4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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: `" R( d+ H. X. k6.) You watch the Weather Channel.7 a$ t1 Q$ }' C2 W5 S
8 R, r" Z5 ?7 g. P& {7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* l7 X* x! b% J
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.2 g# [. c: t$ y
8 L$ Q/ v( j9 }9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ f) C) ]( ], k( m) m9 `6 l4 @. [- D
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.6 [ s. |) M. F+ S8 V
6 _1 w$ {% B% r. k14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ s( c4 t& O: N; B9 h$ W6 a
$ }/ M8 r2 V1 z6 \- @. z2 _; q15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.- G( |4 ]; {, s, Y3 H
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.) z! \1 K, A4 ]+ p& g. x2 I9 V
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.0 m- j- [/ B% w; ^$ T+ @* L
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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6 a. S1 I |, P Z20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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- l" D3 \2 o6 V; x, y% N6 n( z! L9 I21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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6 G+ G4 d e' Q( K9 @' J& A& h$ E) M22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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