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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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' ^  u: P( B4 a+ J: N9 O1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.1 q5 _: B/ T: A
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 u9 Y' I2 u. S" [- w  O

. [9 H% {+ ]) M6 b+ _4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.3 q) w5 c* i! {

+ t8 d7 w$ a- I/ B& ], t5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.3 X- [' g2 Q! k1 H4 ?$ c/ Q
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.3 w1 z/ R' b" f1 e) e! T4 r
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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& s) }- W  \- R10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)# H* M8 W! T8 u( F& S6 Q, ?( O
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more./ v0 e  T! s, {7 v
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.$ e" l8 j+ s" t' P
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.% q7 o2 _# f8 w# n5 t1 Z
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16.) You take naps.6 E7 J7 W# ^# _

; L; I4 H, c! s' T" c: `" m17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( Z, J3 P5 r2 n2 R# u) B- B! S) H7 @

" a7 _6 H6 D0 t8 k# g4 X# m18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- @7 o  r  Q& x' \' _; K
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.% M+ D! S1 z% _8 l/ G

- ~; m  y9 K' p8 t0 f3 m20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' B7 }. h( [- J- B2 X! z

. I1 q8 l% s/ h) y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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4 ?! N& z. Z3 L/ y) w22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ! L( O" z9 L/ M6 d1 X8 u
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
大型搬家
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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