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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & z  ^6 R: p+ r; o4 e6 m% ?3 g
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them., x) @5 F  x+ q: C6 d
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.  w$ E0 z) P" @: K: \+ o: K' t

  [. l; V/ n( B! a% e" g3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ G+ G* q# R2 s. E

  v" S5 J% r; I6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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' p, q" a! p1 w2 q. w7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.# c/ ^( m5 c. O0 C/ v
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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# a$ y- W8 o* b" s6 L10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)- ]( V) N# {. W- N9 D! B
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.5 Q' v( ^) r! l' n: q0 Z

0 S# J' h; Y) v5 q$ \' j, W# y, V12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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( M+ ~& c' u" \) Z8 F13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.' f6 R4 n0 C  v. g  l: Y
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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  `9 j/ _: U1 ~! r: Q$ k; U7 i15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.# g0 q6 G5 S. g# ?. H: O0 m
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16.) You take naps.
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! w6 G, f7 a% j2 Z2 y; ~( J; ?17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.; o5 R  H1 I. c/ x6 `) M  f

. w- v$ ^3 h& K& W( L0 ?18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- H+ W+ z8 F) F5 d, {
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.. t! o( G) w7 P6 Z7 g
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.+ O5 Z6 f* t1 [6 G) w, F) C" ]- g

! S* \6 a9 l' K4 w1 U) m2 x21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"+ e4 `/ p9 B1 n% k
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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4 O7 e! {1 J& B7 s* x) L23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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