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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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* ^: v T. u. E2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! A7 `7 x* S6 }5 i/ s2 \5 _
1 v# x& X1 c! y/ s- P3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed. m4 \: ~9 d) M( [
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.# ^$ D+ X# O4 f! H8 K' p# f) G
/ g, A \; e' R7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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% g- Y: m9 D9 ]# u4 C* V" u4 i9 ]8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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8 G0 w% T6 K) m# g9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.7 b. V4 c- k4 p J: \9 x$ G' A
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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2 L; \2 s7 W5 _+ ?; b u12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ S2 m# T9 J4 t
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ U; ~& q9 g; }- S+ F& ~% n' n
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* e( c7 ]6 R' d. z17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.7 j& [" n* J! B5 B ~3 v
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests." c3 U" y/ O+ A2 ~6 y( S% q
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.( q; y) i. }5 @$ Z
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 1 P4 R! m% B8 P! y0 v
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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