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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 w& O3 J& r7 k4 p/ g
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.6 l* G' V, v5 K' @% ? Z0 Q- G
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3 z% G; N2 Z; G. @7 U3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge./ o4 l% |9 O2 t* p
3 T! m* x8 ~1 v4 j5 |4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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' I/ ^/ [ H& M5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ x# T5 L$ ^9 r$ p/ s$ H
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.2 m2 ^) A, A" A7 J
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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; b! X1 L) o" p- I; a11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.9 X. Y+ Z. M' E7 I
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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3 r4 b6 m9 ]' n- E13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.7 O" ], d2 p' u& r: a i% W
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.: R( B# `* f* e' N/ }& N
- H G4 D+ Y3 X" Q% X0 ?15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.9 l8 a$ T1 ^/ M; |/ i- v
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16.) You take naps.+ D/ l$ ?$ f( a" D9 }3 x
+ r6 P6 {+ n+ C. y5 V17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.; k; H2 }8 I" ]5 T
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.; Y( d, G ^. n# w8 i- Y
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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3 Y4 d) q8 E" d/ s t6 }% |' |21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% r9 E# p3 l) _
, ^5 O" D6 X5 @: H22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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