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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 2 Q% c3 @5 e: m% f* R6 g( E) I
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.9 S7 z7 Z6 T% i5 [: t- V: ]
1 r- C% C, [/ J- t+ M8 }3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.( Q, h7 C' Y7 [
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.2 I% y: Y% A5 `' ^# j" Q8 O
* y+ ~" {% H6 S r. V! t) t$ y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.% p6 D: I" E- y4 ]* g# A
: t) W; P9 g. k# T8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.8 {8 H) E, |! M" o' I( ~
0 @# Q3 S3 c" d8 G# D0 u9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.2 f: e0 i. a( A4 ^6 W* }3 e
( M8 u4 J6 t2 K& j5 O10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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+ h) c# [2 m3 ] f0 E9 x$ ~8 g11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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% ]* o9 N! u2 Y/ Y3 p, D2 C: b8 X12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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/ [2 d0 x& A% Z9 c15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 T/ y) z! v+ \; |
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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5 o; f: P! Z/ X% e20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.& O" v% F! P5 u: E8 P8 Y" {
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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; i! _5 ^/ U: B* d E! p+ w. |22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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2 v) Y1 N+ ~3 @8 n5 d23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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