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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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4 S4 {$ z: t' `7 P: D8 p1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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; [$ M( ^+ A1 b/ a9 [3 r) g3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.0 {4 u9 _4 W7 O7 s
% h c( i/ o- P$ H3 n L8 U4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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4 m# A& q. o! \5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator. m$ t0 a* e$ S' x
: z/ ^/ O, p+ {* E9 \" T6.) You watch the Weather Channel.8 l+ @) A* R( x+ c" R
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 Z" {. Q3 D) k6 b( p2 |) s+ [2 D
( h9 y5 G" t% @* ]8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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) e, N, p3 s3 `/ m ^+ f9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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& S. X; C6 f+ L10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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+ ]; k9 F* l5 B3 v1 W" P11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.+ w# _# y$ c X' a8 N0 e
3 Q4 c/ y& E9 [. v2 |5 V# N/ u3 \12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# ]# L& u& p+ U* f% u8 g
+ }5 T& v+ w8 H* T. D13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.( H( Z; a$ P' M c0 w* K
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers., K+ l* g$ Z6 D, L C7 p$ i. M- }
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.1 N( N: E, e$ S; B
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one." w# T+ g# _& ~" a
) [$ Q: d5 k0 S' N18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach./ H) S/ b: |8 w+ i) F% q* z
3 m9 L3 F# ^* f4 f19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.* `3 w5 H; J% p% i, S3 @" A
- k% T% g$ w# u( l20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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$ b: X# P, L7 q, e9 C21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"; ^3 X! k: A. m" X3 K
9 R) `% U0 ~, q$ q' r22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. " L' t+ Q$ C l; {
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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