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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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x; e1 r5 D: k% O; S5 e3 O, g1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question." r0 D; O' N; R/ i% V5 g
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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* R) W$ `" d" W N9 n1 {9 r, J9 z4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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8 C; |* S8 G% G6 ~2 o+ ^5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.1 X; g5 G) ?. _) Y8 p/ G
1 j% h- y( c6 S. a; d6.) You watch the Weather Channel.3 z% h% U( x8 m6 h2 u8 G
3 z* `& Y; @" ]3 B8 Z2 X7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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- b" [* l: u% T. E, |6 p: e8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' U! p4 ]7 x- V
% V' k- \& l4 h! z" n/ k9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 b/ b! ?9 t# p% O
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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$ T; N4 @! ?! j5 Z( {; Y7 t11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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N7 A5 W3 G* O# }" J! R' E6 ]# A13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- g0 }" E3 M& z- `7 g8 n2 o
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.% D/ q0 n( S/ s: ?' h+ O& e
2 t I4 |$ L; _% u- q* ~15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 L3 X! T5 d, I; {8 d( L& o1 j0 u
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16.) You take naps.6 t3 ~; E, Y3 K) t: k2 v# }: r
# f: N+ j; f0 N- _17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.5 f! k/ I( r# C) b3 R5 J
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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6 d4 A" ]' t# ]& \ I19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 [, H: o/ _* C* f9 j7 q
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 e6 Y% ?, o0 K. ~* h: T+ o
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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