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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.8 a c! E' }5 j9 C3 T+ a, M
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3 V* r5 \: d4 ^& @" R) V+ w3 b3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5 G9 r/ \+ t9 i0 ^
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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j' h" P+ W+ N9 _8 H3 Y5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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" P/ |( \& [+ U6 e2 ~" V# u6.) You watch the Weather Channel.3 F {* c" T7 e) ~( Z) e
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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) n3 W* L o. [4 V8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.5 b" U% [7 o5 P8 X! G: J$ ^
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.- S$ C1 X0 b6 q( t5 ^0 W
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.* l5 I8 R* Q5 Y7 ?" [, L
# r+ Q C9 z" {' ]13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up." Q5 o; [& x& s7 F& D( Y8 Z. c
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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* U6 p: Q3 Z: S7 x15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.9 h7 X3 G" U& p1 A. Z
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach./ c( @4 t2 L2 r& c7 K' u
8 X' R/ x+ x. \19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ H7 k. t' H8 a
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 K8 t0 K' e0 G; }; ^0 i( V. ^
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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% _+ v; g# p+ }) x22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 2 Q- T! F+ A! }, Q5 J* @
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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