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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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3 L! W2 N1 s( S2 `; j1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them./ h4 j4 Y( G( J1 k  Z
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. X. P. S4 ?: G3 a2 r' w8 r

) U9 p' u% q! b  ~$ w3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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+ W) J( k- A( \$ `' b+ H8 y. m2 @8 V4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.3 o' f! V* c; d9 `& |; c

( {2 ]1 O! C7 F8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: D; l- A; D4 v+ h! }' p( m, Y/ t

1 f8 P3 l* A* d9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., s: q2 `" ]3 y" b4 B: L* E
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!). s1 r8 ~6 f; o2 l

( a) e  Y' r- a% F11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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( l1 M' n6 C+ D9 u* U12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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9 x( i8 P# b2 R" L: c$ N* x13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.3 y  h- C+ x9 f. A9 y+ P, I

1 E9 H' z5 R8 R  K4 _14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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! G+ {8 f% D% E0 T, e, o15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.+ Y; Y, _' m5 m# L6 K

! i* _$ K/ s) i2 R% p% C/ i8 p5 x* h17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( G- l2 x3 _4 V, `  z& z& I
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.$ `* W2 i& a7 `
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time./ D" [& l# c+ W# [( k, W9 c

6 {) B+ I; O4 a" t8 V. Q3 `9 Z+ S3 L7 v21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 v6 |" |: Z6 a6 o  {" l9 j
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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