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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3 K, o  |/ W* l, N0 T% [' T

/ M7 o. I; {5 k( E3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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- r: A& ^% ?8 y8 J4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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$ \* G& @$ |: ?8 l1 Y5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 R& A7 n3 \7 M* G% z
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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' t" q9 p9 D- m7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.. Z$ b) }6 X& o8 r' K# m1 _
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.% O% Z: E0 D# h% n7 p% e

5 c) ]0 M3 U( o% f9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.. m  j2 L  d1 O0 {6 n3 ~( M" U$ S; R

! p2 t; L/ [; S9 b* e10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)1 M* C" F; g  m3 n: m
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.' u+ F/ ?3 w) U. @% L
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more., L/ Q- f" Y2 [0 J# K
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.: W" G4 X7 g. @) s/ `7 Y% {
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.) b7 B: @* Q5 `+ v# p  a  X

1 V) a7 a, _/ N4 W4 U17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- @; j9 U7 x7 w/ J2 H( u
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.& R; m, v0 |9 J9 ?  E' ~

' w1 G# k; S; H0 w" _2 M  G& _20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": p: K: A3 \7 I9 E$ h8 S
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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