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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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. h: H! ]4 G$ G6 Z) K& B3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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# M# X! c: e! E! w: t4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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- |. N! h& T& Z6 j" U10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)1 ], i, I! E% A2 V+ [5 p) O

! `% t5 p5 E, q$ H) e11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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4 d5 H8 I# @% W: w4 |$ d12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 g' |: z4 T! N0 z
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.3 m; Z7 |" r& o1 Z5 o+ V
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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- M4 U8 T1 c) w. b2 V7 y15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 O3 p8 K6 `# f! f+ S

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6 q& V9 g- c# `5 Y! ^7 |, c6 P. @$ |17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.6 }$ e' k/ J' H+ s) L: t0 T

( k* }! ^+ a: |, D4 I+ ~18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ ^3 {  A6 g; G- ~: p& K2 p
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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9 |! H( }3 k& }9 t21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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  y6 g1 L8 g4 ]+ L5 c22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ! V4 ]/ L4 F; `
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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