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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ; m0 a$ p+ l0 o* L y! m1 l4 z
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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0 }2 \. l9 @6 p; z4 q3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.( m, h$ J, {6 H1 n r9 h3 U$ V
3 _; g0 l2 \( Z* J+ W4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.! m/ }! J$ K( @( \" G
! J! A8 u: n* v, ?6.) You watch the Weather Channel.' l" g8 o4 i5 u2 K( F
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'." |% {1 }& i- R/ W* H& J, C
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' [. v) N: b5 b
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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& r. q" c$ K# F N; i7 Q* e1 E7 S10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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" |4 M& U& m- g, O" X) X5 ?/ r4 x13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.4 i: r# L3 f* i3 [3 Q6 Z& ^- Q
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.( ~( O3 T' k3 ~/ K' K+ Q, x
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16.) You take naps.4 p$ A f; e$ B5 U3 h& [) \
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one. q2 B; B; l$ |7 L; s5 n/ `
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.2 |: J" w2 j% E% W3 F
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., P x0 `# Q& ~0 f; y1 m0 j6 n
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"7 O. d: v: H# }0 X" Z% K
2 q! q8 c; c3 u0 v/ l9 R- t. Z22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 2 L$ S; J3 Z6 W& d: |1 |- D) e- u
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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