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9 d8 \ S* T# i3 y( w5 w1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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3 d5 P$ ]1 y- @# q$ Q% o: B) R' o2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.; b$ P+ u+ K. q. v" p
( B2 Z! X, b& T* M4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.! V" B0 P" D8 g) b% @: [
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel., _4 ~ y$ W& f, ]
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.; L% M' d3 X% O: t
? F$ x6 {# B6 J8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.7 [2 G6 n8 f% S/ I* @
! V: Z0 h% ?$ s. E, H/ h9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.& d7 N) r5 A' H7 M P# F
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)& k4 V5 p- k( X5 P8 {+ e) U
6 h+ y$ @+ M$ ~% C, i11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.7 f& A6 N0 m* p" Z" S/ D( ]& O4 Z
}+ P4 B$ g# T0 ~; n8 D( c13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.9 J9 ], | G9 A9 l, N% X3 J
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.5 t+ N, N' G* Q6 v o
( Q! c1 G: `- d3 f1 Q$ x16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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9 x6 o" r/ Q9 A5 `" F; q" `8 r9 P18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% N8 d4 P+ e0 X
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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$ b" E U- p% R2 l0 ^( }20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.. w6 K. C1 [. k b( u
. d. m) w9 }7 `! t7 b21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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- f. H4 q( f. |" t22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. : K1 t' L8 @- `! \1 W) Z) }
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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