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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 : K6 F  J/ `2 z" G" d9 ]( E
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.  [; z- E2 ~1 q
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- P7 |0 Y: l+ d  ~% P0 H2 E" r
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.7 Y, v  t# M' \

9 j, o& }6 e, n6 d& N, d6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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: Z4 f3 [; X& z$ L: f$ c' T7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.$ }- k9 F) H5 l. F: P$ [: Y
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)8 }# @# V8 ]% N/ d
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.5 y; P4 y$ {' ]8 ]

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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.0 e* a7 A! d3 U  Y5 s

) @1 j. g6 j( N) f$ c& }2 G0 _14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.5 k$ ?- C! b5 M6 b/ w, H8 V

1 M# |+ `2 e: a. g15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.  |  F/ g; F4 w/ P5 w2 y: b0 a

# `( L7 W) O! C7 c3 ~8 w17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.9 p, F4 q' f' }9 c/ W3 N

4 {4 m. E# r* e* e4 O* n4 N8 E18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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% D1 \; q' P9 P0 i* @  r& n$ o19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: I/ O& c& J: j8 V8 `: |  H
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.1 q; T- P* r) Y! q: ^* s& }' o

: S" j3 `- S- A& Q! ?: y/ q21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. $ U; |; g; {& O) K2 k% |: c
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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