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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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- n. y. ?2 I! T4 O$ Q1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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. l: C3 T7 Y. u3 P$ V% T {2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 D& g3 F; m( v4 t" C: d2 A
- O9 u1 l# G2 x- M6 ~/ ` Q3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.3 |" F6 G1 ^+ P7 d+ J, }
! {1 v- }2 h: [0 N$ f4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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& K9 \ [9 ?6 m6 M) k" r5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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5 k6 H/ k5 M) _5 i2 g6.) You watch the Weather Channel.5 J. D8 @7 K- m" W
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! R& P+ H/ D) o9 _0 Y; X0 q
: J! O5 h, M' D* n4 N7 W% q8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: W: B7 I* S/ s
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.1 x1 N+ ]; C, Q' v0 u0 |% G$ I
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) _* d% s" Q' O
/ t2 t2 z! {6 m9 @$ l3 n3 G11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.5 m6 Y3 W# M0 G0 T3 X5 [! p- F
F4 j! P. h% j. B14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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E* |2 o1 y" F0 t/ h15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 g. I! c$ @. @
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16.) You take naps.8 j p/ k6 t( |( L+ _6 n) { Z+ c) t
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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) D/ k! `7 @1 ~18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.* \) r2 l6 L" l! ]
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.+ i6 f2 F: m. `- ~
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 T( c4 c$ v. Q; C2 p# i. |
$ U. V3 H& z& A0 N/ R) |: D21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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" E/ V( b9 R8 G; h& M7 O) u, |/ K1 x23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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