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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 9 }! [6 _; A- _1 x6 _9 ^
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.' p) ?3 V& ?0 k* F' |
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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3 P5 \! B- S) f# }% E% _4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.- J; c+ z! r5 |- V0 L1 Y
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ r$ W0 \; G7 a- F, ~& q
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.: Z3 e$ I" w* s8 x4 S* N% z
+ p$ h9 S2 O3 i0 N& c( ]# Q+ V* Q10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)( F7 s7 ]* ~* ~. {% T0 B N
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.! m) r7 i" a$ J
! T6 o* p4 _% {# c. k1 l% G12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.) m& o8 n" E! m0 ~/ g5 z/ g0 |
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.+ |) Z# l0 k( `; p- v) B- Y- @
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16.) You take naps.0 ^$ Q0 @' n( X( O7 ]$ F- F
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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; v7 ^5 d0 A* ?' f( [/ G( |18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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3 l/ g0 g9 [3 d3 U/ T19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 z' }5 D* R5 b) N: S
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"7 Y! x; e( M2 p
7 w8 N0 l' ]& }4 x. n, h22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - t, `7 O2 b' n* g7 ?
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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