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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " @! q5 O1 g) W, J# O& ?* Q) U
, ?: D B4 D/ Q& ?, F1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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) t7 b3 |* J) S5 \ h( Q2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.1 d5 M3 v1 T! c# K
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5 X- F/ m8 I( t' K5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.$ J2 T& v1 ~7 r( ^
1 G! S6 L" H+ a2 k6 M6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.- |( _( ~6 U0 ?# Y1 }
& q0 K5 @; P; A" v; z3 E0 E* ~, e9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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; L5 x3 V; v2 p4 G10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)# U: T% ^; C% y+ z, K1 `
3 {( ^0 ^3 ] l; e7 U+ }7 v11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.8 s+ A, [' o& _5 l* z4 H
5 A. N$ n- f% f' c4 e12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.& I! r7 M& ]) E& Z* t. \
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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( A. z7 \( Y z* t. E: N0 p14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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9 w3 v. u! t8 b. o# y& n! e15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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9 l& F9 T; w$ ~4 p) s: d4 d, L16.) You take naps.5 I h; v; O4 I7 F- A% ^
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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, |5 ^4 g8 a2 w% J# [$ g: ?7 G18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.$ t l6 h; ]: z( C7 }1 F& @4 Z
+ w, i! d1 O/ U( `! N- D) ]19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 h# k2 F& _$ x
9 n- ?0 e# {, u, T4 s! b2 `20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 w! o% a) |8 s+ o
1 c/ q$ {/ [0 ?% x! d: v22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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0 M7 `% L% Q+ b4 t% T9 D9 r' \* D23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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