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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 5 }9 m; x+ q' ~" m: s* n$ @6 j
6 ^9 {( u! J( i. j1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.# H1 E7 ~$ O; T/ I
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) m K9 f0 J5 g! r+ F1 P6 f
7 \5 _4 G. q3 A3 _; }: ~4 N4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed." p* c: O0 f- `! _+ z0 I* G
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.9 [9 r# c( n8 i" U5 {( m
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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2 P/ C4 p) y! z i% h8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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+ m; {& T q2 \, a" N& l9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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& z& C7 m) ?$ v2 S" f# r- W0 w* u12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.; V8 f! `% ]+ f. F5 b% G; q0 f
; x8 C2 b& t3 a5 E" a, G3 ]13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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, u: P* X) c7 Q! i6 E# S9 y17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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) c# I+ q* Z3 b* C0 ^/ ]18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.: L- K2 T' d9 s- k4 R, f
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.; Q7 D7 _( b" a+ T V, u; |
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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: y9 V: w+ q/ E5 {21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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( {8 n- F0 ~! K# H t* x8 z- p22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. , V7 W4 o, y& C7 s( x8 U+ \- F) p
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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