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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 1 q' m% _/ W- m1 t9 {$ y
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% a2 ?+ X7 i: l
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.2 e! _. Y, n0 ~+ ]8 J" z

" j0 a2 q- I( ~4 s1 K3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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9 J5 p! N# b( M# z" O6 O5 t+ K0 ^4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.6 e. N/ l8 k6 A/ l1 B

6 y0 P% X$ t. F6 V0 V! L# ]  [5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.8 K, B( N$ {0 L1 \% p: r# A5 w- A
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.0 c+ H9 H/ T6 `: z2 s8 @  l7 d
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.+ Y: b( X6 @5 r& K$ X

) J0 M5 J! H, I# V# e10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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' l$ ?: U# z3 D$ }) K13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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+ U2 \! r* a! k4 R- j- k$ t14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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* g$ t" P* O% e/ l1 b15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.8 A( ]8 a1 N) F: u$ D7 t
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 z  P9 T' u# y6 g: k: T

. U2 ]6 |+ M- `; g2 ~22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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; |4 o# I7 \* f- j$ K9 ?1 _23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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