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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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8 }; D X) ^) f$ U M: g: z2 r1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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8 M- g/ Q6 I0 N7 Q5 r- Q& a2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3 l; Y3 }+ `2 }6 z& \& A( B+ }3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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; f0 ]: A s/ T4 y0 s# Z2 n( }4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ \' g. Q" P) D _7 q; z
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.0 v; x9 {0 ^4 c/ a, |# ~
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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% y4 ?7 h5 E% v& [7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.+ W; s1 t: u7 u- d# u8 E
# ~( W! s+ J! q1 L4 u% B% ~& y8 H8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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$ t& P) @8 s* q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.0 {# U4 f( \9 s3 `3 ^; t
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)' R2 z5 N+ |9 n5 _
4 Q1 F# M4 k0 y5 W" ^ O5 D, G. R11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.+ I4 p! k1 y# R, S) O9 M n7 O
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.7 f1 Z) B' F* c& r. I& i1 ?
2 l$ Z8 p2 ]2 a" q4 h# K0 W/ J13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% A, j+ A8 i7 S
0 Y$ a& |. t" Y- Y: y14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.. g% B" }& Q5 l& b7 o$ z! W R# o6 b2 F
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16.) You take naps.9 o0 o1 p0 |7 c
# i; B* M# @+ }17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.- T9 i; h* |2 j$ W6 S
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- z# d# B9 Q4 }: M- b7 `' Q7 Y: C
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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! [- A( L3 e a+ p: h. ^2 j20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# G% p- ^; w* m3 D
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"5 K$ @2 n- a5 n! N* ^& B- [4 ]8 S
2 k) p; D. M! D& y. p7 Q0 D22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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