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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ; d2 a; A/ b' j% l; ]) }' ?; l5 m: Q; h+ C
! T+ e* @3 A7 T) M1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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0 d4 f7 M2 f# d4 W+ }2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3 c: i. ?( J' U! h5 _" K* |
, B+ |7 M" N! y$ i3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7 s5 X6 [& a0 w4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed./ m9 A: ?/ s3 o" ?0 h7 r+ i
9 N- s' g+ Z1 e" }5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.; I& M4 w! y9 v m: m1 a+ t
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.5 l8 o1 O1 m, n& r6 z. D4 {
6 \/ H$ t- e) N! L5 I4 `0 v8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.) G4 p) k$ x0 _8 L' ^3 a# W
Q7 [7 r; f2 ~* s# t, Y9 I9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)0 e9 A5 P9 l# J/ _, S1 `0 y
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.5 Q9 |2 y6 {2 N( c& a! ?
' W/ j: E9 f! o _12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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& y& W! P- z9 |( l @1 a13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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; [3 ^* y4 b" y0 J14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.5 t3 b8 Q* l5 M$ ?# k+ K0 V$ \
5 L) t2 {# }+ m6 ?0 f15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.$ o" T, c9 L% }3 ` v- p
$ h' P }# j4 @" b3 {2 s16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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7 ~% R$ Y( l7 H7 E# i2 e* \18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ z0 |4 U# \0 ~
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.( A- M- }4 k6 J0 z
, c$ I/ a& M& I$ e1 `- I1 L; l21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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) U* T8 W J2 ?" i22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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