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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 / u) U ^3 l2 p4 c4 G F
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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, O* r$ A2 }" k2 j0 v6 R2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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# G7 z+ ~) s* i* b$ l3 l3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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9 J( P6 b4 c% J1 U4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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+ s6 h, F# z/ V6 w. [/ v5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.5 w- N$ R' s+ X+ _# l" K. h
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 f4 {; U2 ~2 _
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' c1 X6 h' i/ ~( B& _- `9 p
; m( s. b0 J+ i! W9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.% b, }+ B8 Z# \& Q: W6 K" t! c0 d
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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) l: D* x8 I, N8 o; w- P4 k13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 h8 G$ ^& q% A
3 j5 c/ E# c9 l9 b+ J% x15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.2 B. o) K: X( u* p( p
9 I! s& }# V9 W6 F16.) You take naps.4 n3 i: H0 ^3 m
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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- k/ q6 Z. }; Y7 F7 c& D18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. \! K- H: a8 G( M6 m1 ]; m8 r
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.! C! q8 A; F g3 [2 o
! U9 c2 ]1 N$ S2 r8 T20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# a% f% L7 s4 l- X
5 h5 E! a- o9 H8 A6 U21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!" |1 w! X0 H! F+ n8 ]# ]
6 Y% g; p/ `5 M22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - s- |7 ~% F0 `; O0 {$ C& y
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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