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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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) R/ h7 Y9 l& e$ O2 p2 u/ L* f2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.7 ~9 ^5 e9 O4 I5 ]+ q
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ W# \3 |" t) c4 c
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.+ i/ n+ P) |$ G' _8 u% _/ P
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.# v3 J: Z7 e. B, E9 }
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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; }3 E+ S4 v! K# ?" U* ~, q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.: n; C& j% w9 _5 \
. E5 W, F! a# }" G3 K# c10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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- v, G3 @ j) \* I0 ~8 a0 o9 j11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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! @8 e/ m5 j e- |! W12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.1 a. w5 n9 [+ V8 K' U! i
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers." x" y# F7 U6 p
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 Q% Y {3 y6 z6 ^4 F6 \% S5 d, I2 j
4 C6 s: u8 }! ^8 h2 g# \16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach., ?+ y! P3 u5 D B9 o
4 N7 @4 r* S: j9 m19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.# Y7 Z) W' T4 F% U
8 a! d1 v3 h: H* U/ U7 c2 J9 y20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. $ n% Y4 v) i# ]* F* y1 C
5 ~& b. R$ ` h+ ^/ X' m4 N0 O, ^23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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