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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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- V+ d0 h7 y1 Z6 ~1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.0 P* j. W- {2 i4 |1 s2 }

" p, p+ ~0 ^- ]3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.& U3 J$ l6 ?  D" w) |
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.3 y4 V# f3 l, `8 Z' F
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.7 V0 c3 b: P# U8 A# r0 ?  J; D0 {
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.' \9 C. C% I8 s! M; m) P% F1 r

+ H7 L  J) _. R2 W" ^- l( q9 U+ J7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8 ~) Q8 [" J2 c0 [$ t8 Y8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' q; `* A* N) M. o; {9 t

8 D5 J" A, |  ^9 a9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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% n' _+ N( X: a: |11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.4 \/ R6 n, ]6 ^

/ d4 u) y7 Z% i+ F9 e: c3 E) Y12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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3 E/ V1 j* n7 g4 {3 i0 x6 z) c14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.* [/ \/ n& i/ [) S0 E6 @

1 Q4 n1 ]1 K) N2 f5 }( b2 S18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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( e- O9 L' ~, J) d; o  }19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 D# M9 I* A4 K( }4 U) r

# p% e$ V4 }: l8 h20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.+ h) q7 }8 z' B/ I

: M+ u, m1 k5 s8 J9 e3 l3 M  j21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"/ Q6 P1 r, j  x& E; A2 ]- i( y" c. ~

6 t! Z9 H0 S/ j22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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: L0 ?: z' D' y23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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