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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.1 H8 \+ r& O, i5 r v+ |
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.* D8 D. G( c! `' e, \# _+ Z4 t
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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4 \% `* l: R- h7 h K4 T. @" W6 g6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. C! J6 C0 g( R" j6 b; V
8 q4 E6 i9 S- g4 ?3 @9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 F ^" u4 M( W- A! |, h. F
- X. M, q U! m11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.# b" ^6 u4 m: r$ u- S1 N
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% \( B4 B/ N3 ?8 s+ n
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.6 c: d# v5 I' a9 L E
. o4 K) g% S; n1 h/ ] J/ b% F. d15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.% I& Q( A m- R( F; B7 D3 W5 ?
" ]0 G) I8 B( p; T- b2 Z17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ u: `4 N5 M/ M7 ?* ^9 n6 X2 o: h
% e% | f; D2 ~- Q+ y0 Q4 v5 u18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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% W, c! J6 F5 z, \19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"4 Z, u5 u/ d! T" S% m' g
% u. U, @/ j$ u! p& z22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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