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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ' L! Q$ T5 L6 n+ U7 ?. M
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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: _4 ?1 \3 Y* @: y8 C N: H- B- R2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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7 [8 R; B9 u, g5 y$ R4 S3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.5 l( k# J! y7 J) @8 I$ S# O
, }6 q* j8 [: r+ W& y& O* E' m& T6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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5 H/ f! K8 g' a, A: |( v11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.: o; W6 k2 k1 w3 h8 G
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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5 [' ?1 v) F% v3 R/ H, u$ ^13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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2 y$ j# i' t) H! u: { q* g14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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! G: u. c" t$ e% ^0 {15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' w5 Z4 L, r5 X1 j1 e
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16.) You take naps.# o: z7 s# `- q6 m4 k( {& S
+ X% K5 A3 m/ B5 [( V6 O17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.3 v3 C. B# n: X3 x% \2 t
+ n$ w0 u# u) F18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.' E& D6 w' i8 @* J4 K
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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0 Y0 Z: i U) U2 q. ?- K: o2 P# ]21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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# g0 R x& g. x3 g# P22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ' X4 W0 t# h6 K3 w/ C7 [, ]+ N8 k
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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