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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge., @! R Z4 R, Z& \0 W8 E* X& a
& [( o Q; U( X" f1 |- {$ P, C/ c* ]4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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# t% `+ K$ q9 z4 L- I* B; V5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7 y+ s1 N+ x! h; I7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.7 M& U8 Y: N; c* S
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.' s7 o7 J- v+ {# e: z
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)0 {3 g, \( ?" q) T7 C! \
' O' a. y6 ?& R1 p, }& j11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.3 y$ l+ `3 @! S
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.% z! H* B9 k0 G, |& S0 J* k2 V
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.: f) h8 Q1 p. H
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16.) You take naps.) @, M- l# i7 K2 W" l
: e( v( R6 H, u7 o8 {4 ?% p+ s17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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. F/ p: f6 k5 {6 s. `% Q18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- |1 I1 P. \$ B
# B. S. Z1 @0 K' [' c19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.' k& D* p) M$ w8 ~- y9 X% s
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.0 K* [; ]2 N ]) F7 E3 X' k
0 k) i- C# [1 ~+ l4 ] H, I; B2 _+ b- C21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ' @: X# C1 u* m: _% f2 @8 ^( j$ q
) x0 Z' W. |7 v: d; `, {23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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