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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 % P; p2 o' O' o' E/ `6 W6 ^8 ?
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. K: t! b% Z! N) C, `
4 b* ^- a" X" S9 f2 H1 Y/ B4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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& _5 I. S$ K4 F/ U5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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( K4 Z) m' @% b* @6.) You watch the Weather Channel.% B3 z- M# [! F4 R* x( `* C
) b4 B& g* Z. Y( M7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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) g( a8 K: I$ }0 m! u8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.& d1 R. S+ d! T" n0 w
+ C ?) \. e% B5 @. I% n) x10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 e9 \2 x" `- i$ l
- t1 y, C- F z' r: \9 p1 \11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 v: X3 _- J0 d1 \: r
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.& p$ i( M, D' D
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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2 s* }- r! ]: U7 o5 Y* y15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ \! U% F3 s$ g, g
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16.) You take naps.
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2 [) b$ q# n4 D4 P% Y$ b) I17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.2 D* p: K; Z7 C! V( Q% U
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests. c, U) j% Y2 ~4 s( J4 z8 F
+ y n' A# p% X/ L2 Q) w2 c1 i; Y20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time." o0 I! D0 X+ D9 b
9 i( W9 F6 I: N' w- n: G/ f21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% Y% K- }4 I+ I% ~; @
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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