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, M0 o6 G `5 N; I) H; W H1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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8 O) R0 I: X/ B3 h4 X% {2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.& b/ [8 i$ W7 q9 O: w
7 [, V8 U& R. @& u# _$ ^3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5 k$ |" g( C; S4 }- L: V3 G0 i
, k3 o$ ^3 V. ]& g# \% p% ^ t1 P4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.3 Z/ @/ {6 [" u
- b- o- Z0 t* K P) h. R5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% z5 b$ {; g0 e
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ C/ Q2 n* \+ N3 O0 k1 ^
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.- A( I, i; C# D0 ^- f
& B+ g" S1 \5 t9 s. H8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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$ p. E, Z4 I( i9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ [) h/ H/ B# U1 } ?
3 w2 A, t3 H2 r) f" z! M o" [11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.% [. {/ y/ o2 [" ~, b
- l, J- s5 \$ Q12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.2 r( L- _4 W2 i5 \# t
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% _- b) q* t o" {) u( O' b
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.$ o! t5 D9 n9 p" ~; K' i3 }
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.9 p% A0 k! d3 ~# a9 B3 U
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16.) You take naps.9 p5 o3 i3 w* C3 ?* L
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 \$ Z4 n. n0 N+ R) @) t
" i0 @1 g8 P5 h/ d18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.0 J, ^# o6 l$ O3 w9 Q; S- u4 U, m
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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/ t$ G6 J& P9 N7 @2 Q) B20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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- z: R% V* v3 F5 m+ }6 q3 a7 z21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"5 l- k6 n1 r# m( i1 W
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 8 L- R8 ] U6 m* p. \. T( n
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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