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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ( E  r9 c+ j) {% m6 a3 C# S; B
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- x5 a" i% @+ A, R3 z- e) C1 W: s

* D6 @2 Z! I( Q2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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4 F6 M. _! ^8 O2 O3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.# N; Y, c% d3 ]

/ z1 [3 L% @/ J- c: G; p: _: x2 r( a4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.1 i% H( \' d2 U8 V2 q* K3 J

1 R5 j0 P! n  `9 U5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.9 G/ I$ ^5 k/ P: R: K
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& @' \, R0 R3 W. n

7 Y% V7 n6 d# f/ n5 d2 _7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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( O) G3 G! e$ O# f) S8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.  e1 {8 O; A9 _" ^# M

0 k- n# }# r- r, x; `9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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7 V3 F8 D% A2 Q! A10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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; s) e$ a5 _+ ]. B11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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$ F7 H! V8 e, x5 F, R) ~7 e2 ^12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.$ I! y0 Q) q7 ?/ d0 U
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.0 ^5 Z# ?8 Y: t' a

* a; w. L0 L  A$ T0 g. L- Q1 j15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.( E2 f5 p' P- {5 q8 R+ x9 |
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.: ^4 I: c# w) t

1 X7 ?3 @7 ^- _' L* F18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.5 D, o* k! R" _7 U3 L

& u( a( j7 s( w' m7 M19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.( H* K0 W7 h6 W0 p/ z

- ], a/ B" X) m7 U4 H( [3 n21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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! p) V6 O& ?. C+ Z) k1 h22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 8 ], K" W0 ]/ D3 S! r

1 j+ b/ ]3 P+ j0 w& m5 U6 q1 N% C23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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