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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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, t) u$ z# A6 n! n, K$ @1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.0 G* }& {& s1 Z# q6 ?, T4 b3 t8 e/ n
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.3 ~% q1 n' X$ }6 I- c
' j( z7 {. |4 A" _; V4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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6 }7 y# r( F# x; B5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& Q3 [6 @; x( Z# ~* ^& I1 P
+ b1 u$ s! T: M3 [7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.. v t- }3 h) Z7 W
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.1 X5 b9 ?0 H* U0 B
& Q. D: V/ B- c0 n2 g& f9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.( \: V6 B+ [6 ~; K
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) {4 [/ W- I- ]/ k8 C6 w, W" ?
( z5 [9 _8 [) e% q11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.- B0 l2 Q6 T) I: o Q# S$ u
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.0 B3 ~- @& v$ F2 m, e m4 ~
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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# {0 r) z1 j! L7 t15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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# C/ H7 s8 \$ k6 [& V16.) You take naps.
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! z- v3 o7 R; k* p1 Z# K17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.1 n ~( L# D" J
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.# S- P9 V' [/ |' s: @0 K0 {) X
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.+ ~& n" L: t1 ~
. T d2 {- I$ X, R" o21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 5 u5 ]3 W/ C5 r" b! c4 X7 l
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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