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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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) n: l( [$ ^7 ~% z; `8 S+ f1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.; J9 Q, b* V0 p9 d
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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: m3 i3 Q* j e7 d+ D3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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9 Y) f& B8 C8 C( C7 R- A5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator./ d5 A7 V0 N7 O: d1 x- k9 n# \5 X& X
, m8 _4 e8 t. k9 d: p6.) You watch the Weather Channel.7 f* D: m3 y5 y9 a* a
3 f1 i) r% O w; V) a2 ~& d7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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2 V! o& r2 S; y& v8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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- B' Q8 t/ p8 \0 Y0 \0 k' |0 v+ g10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)! c7 v7 J" p4 Y6 z2 h8 X; `: [3 f
7 {& `/ F0 H+ b1 j' e; f/ ? V) D11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more." b$ W' K) _5 d' \+ G8 c
7 D2 e+ p2 W# ~2 d/ ?3 P13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.0 w" D1 ~! a* X- }+ {
% l' e7 g8 j* \/ ^% X7 X$ w* `1 ?+ F14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ j8 j: ?% \/ u e. Z$ O
0 f x7 s3 N+ F15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt." S5 C# P" `8 w" u$ I! L
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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0 V/ p/ l, t' ~* H3 z$ t( w7 N19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.- F+ `; z- G7 n2 J9 P9 K3 n& w) D
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.$ M( j7 S# s! N
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": ?8 f G5 L- k6 [: j6 v" n, @
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ) H4 K# \( }- G" \4 E& n
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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