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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.0 H. c* g* T( v/ p7 b3 T! v
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question." V# i; I1 n% v2 ]* ?4 K1 b
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.* \" E" |1 J# a% Q
- L0 O- \$ j5 @ L5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 ~ [" d6 P, ]$ M5 N
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ b, K$ l4 }$ c4 ]; X1 J5 S/ n
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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+ c6 C5 q; X- x/ @. G. t; e r2 D$ ?15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps. `' y" h/ \2 o# s8 }9 [4 }% y
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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, ?- N& w0 X# x4 L( S6 e18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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' r2 F4 V, s j" z$ n+ u6 j19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: A1 [" \- n- O% F6 e
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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