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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 - o' x8 N1 t y8 V
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.) D5 `2 E' u$ Y
# I! ?3 G2 j2 s2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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* @8 Q7 z1 J& E4 T- l% o/ \3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge./ h4 `# d2 K) [4 u& Z/ N
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed." I; X' \, m1 J1 g; A
6 G( L. i5 Y' r. F9 e5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.5 g3 h9 G( e* U) A
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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- M! x8 C, k& G3 v, Q7 \7 o ]7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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3 O+ ^9 c8 p/ N4 {; |7 B) U8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14./ M+ H4 f o! l* H
: \6 r$ m4 j* V8 `5 J9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.+ S$ r4 i* d! m& X( U* v# Z& U, G
# i& c/ ^! v( u# d12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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' ~, f% z! }2 ^& T13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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# ~" [6 }! y- h( m# m14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.( a; D( O% \+ T: i* p4 C* q
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16.) You take naps.: `6 n7 o1 B8 J% g; ?* g J
) O, {0 E4 ]- x4 l3 S& I17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.% M7 f) l! c' V+ ~) x9 C( V
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.# {' f% q; s) a1 H% w
9 v0 v8 X/ t0 g, O6 y4 j20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.3 G! I7 [/ ~1 R; S* o
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 P$ b# D8 H% H* s0 ?- Q/ K
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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