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6 B S. r* u' @& W1 R* a3 N1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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2 S9 z. B, J5 S6 P4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.3 Y/ H/ P4 N1 t3 w8 A
9 @9 L# J2 a( U) J" V6.) You watch the Weather Channel.) y3 A% Z3 M: q6 P- C( b2 q
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.. c& w0 i! ` J
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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0 K: ~2 {( R1 h. @4 \% _10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ j1 R+ [5 Q8 p- @
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# D, H- |5 H& L! A& J" @
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.+ d* B6 y) v6 n2 S+ Y6 K2 K+ i$ F& `
0 r" K* F* ~0 M e- B' \* o14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers., `1 J |5 [7 E6 X) P9 {
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.( m7 [! s6 I; r) O6 N3 `9 `
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16.) You take naps.3 R# g! y3 E2 \, Q
4 D1 U. Y9 i+ `. i0 v17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.0 V+ h# \% l q; V- y
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time. w' \ m5 u7 s
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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5 E4 b3 q* c+ P1 M, T22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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