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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ w5 \3 W" @* q# i; Z) I) i
* |& r. p: I5 w1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.; p# X2 E2 V8 H0 j$ W% I
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.& E4 R! z* i" I8 {$ I
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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' F( C/ p. ?7 j" P, g6 X! J6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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: G+ @9 {3 |# e9 |0 x y+ K7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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& a+ {7 Z" B J! k+ h: s# O8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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+ @; F# S3 s4 B+ p# }; A10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)3 r; {0 U9 Y3 A7 f
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.5 p% u" B, Q6 `5 Y5 i
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.! {1 \/ k7 Q& t# T0 P
8 w& M( T$ }( w- H+ {; g7 a4 r14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.( l% U+ A$ j7 q( K
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16.) You take naps.
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6 v$ K: J$ {) h, H' g17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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7 e% j! Y: F. R3 e' S0 t8 u- [' f18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.5 t: u5 _; @# X" V
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + o4 w @; s% k' c2 p3 w
: F) S! ?8 C' X( X$ ~2 h$ v( o) {23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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