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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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6 V9 y P; W8 \1 f; Y3 }1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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u9 ?( C$ b( a' h0 G& L [2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.8 Q/ {8 R6 q% C3 B6 i' @9 x
+ Q( C8 ?% \7 p) ?* A3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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9 S- Y: _" F+ X! U" N& \5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. Z' [2 J( J1 y7 c7 G
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.3 G) l" f2 U+ \, [; d# T
1 g% d7 Z9 X3 U+ q7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 N( P& ]5 I" _& |
( N9 _* I. F- f3 o9 l" \8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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/ \+ U+ d( C6 K) W3 s- U' l9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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/ V9 `2 T; B1 X, O+ f; ~11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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( M5 z0 M( V3 K% t, T, v8 ^12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.7 G5 A; s& s) Y ~& {
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& H+ X# {" c$ K( ?" F' g* a
! }! C0 @& N2 G+ P1 h14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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( ^6 ]5 a, b2 {1 H& x15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.: n/ ]( K+ S0 ?* u# L7 Z
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16.) You take naps.' ~7 A& e1 _! x( ]" I3 M p1 k. [/ ]
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.2 s! {* Z( E1 D: I
/ I- ?# m$ A: u7 [19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.1 y4 L. \- |, e
: } M+ z+ [0 z20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 z7 P6 F+ {' z+ R* ^0 u
: e- U- n: z- A- ]! i" |: B22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ; j5 |- v) _, Y, A
7 c/ p$ n2 f- u% C* Z2 l23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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