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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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' |5 ]) l$ M' L# V8 b4 j! Q8 R1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% ^# \# Y6 l4 b: O" V( h
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+ Q2 l+ f6 n i4 T* ^' k3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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) U! h- T$ V- c6 O/ F4 ?5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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( _ a" i, ?( H% A# U+ H" ~+ a6.) You watch the Weather Channel.6 u* k, a& U7 u, D' a2 s( n
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.9 P4 B! O* A- E; ?
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.+ G2 G8 g" T6 Z8 m
/ S- g* ~' p1 R10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.* g$ j" i" R5 k5 A
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.) F9 ~- K t5 z9 V2 L
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.3 P8 Q* p4 P D4 g8 m- G
. ^ r- E4 g' M5 \, \) e5 O3 e14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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& p. u9 h' m: Y- j/ g1 c' O16.) You take naps.
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, z7 _: e. R7 K& F( X17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.9 o: n4 f$ S2 H8 j
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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2 V/ P* u5 M& B* [5 }20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.3 V `& a+ M; r' ]: M' ~, x' ?
4 [4 ?/ n& q/ c l+ O21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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" }; ?! t5 J/ d" z* \- f7 U22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. % w7 N, S% M- O$ v4 l, J5 h
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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