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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 2 z0 D V$ o6 ]8 z3 z& O. _( i* W9 Z
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.) O* ~& I% G: n9 E! _& H" q$ R1 U
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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l' K( Z, `5 J) ?+ r3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' E7 l! _2 g* ^ O3 i/ P4 S
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.7 m r. |5 R3 j. E) B
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator., c0 R3 u; v) ^- N& z$ c. }
, D/ J' Y$ u/ j$ _! Z6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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& \9 P; P$ \: [# j; A+ r% S/ Q7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 W s; ~1 J( G8 v3 Z6 I
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.2 F2 s/ v i; p- q( r3 G0 w$ `! x
" D# P; l. L, w* H% E7 b9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 \; H" Q+ a: f, u7 u1 V7 @
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!): D4 L+ t/ x- Z- G
& X2 L3 a5 q" I: Q" s: Q11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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& r% C5 y0 _$ z" o0 ?4 B12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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8 e; }9 ?8 F% [14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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' t) T) `, A u) @: H15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt., h/ i4 @# f- i/ r8 P' o7 o. e
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16.) You take naps.
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# |% U; \" p, a" ]& e17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.6 C/ k1 V' E3 X9 h* g5 ^
; D$ e+ U) M1 {9 W* |1 h7 p19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.7 T. ~4 n+ c) _+ o) |( {
1 c4 G0 `1 B% d1 W& q$ G. B+ U6 B& |. y20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.& U& {, o: |8 ^( A v" u
7 M$ o7 c F0 R4 [( r8 b21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!", {* B y. E7 ]5 n8 Z. ]+ f
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. : X0 ?; o; e! p7 S7 p
/ q) m+ N# {% l0 b0 J5 h23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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