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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 e9 k; q. @1 u, S6 q
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.9 c: U7 n: o8 y$ R
. Y& h, i" x: l3 j2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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( [/ ?* |* `7 F$ x0 T1 [( W3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5 \% [% I" V6 y w! r3 I. ?
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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9 v' q! r3 U* p, t4 w5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.. {7 ^- u+ u! w/ f' j$ t
2 J* S! B. T" g& u% P" x& d7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' q" Z0 ]4 o: U; E' A/ M
. [! j; O& J) l5 o [8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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: ]* [, @4 Q. m+ H4 z8 \9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)2 X# ?7 E2 j" f, o3 u4 f; k
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. y) w# ?# z- C* ]6 ]
6 e; c4 Z/ {5 W12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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9 N A( A# e' h! E) |0 ], K16.) You take naps.% N; |' ?" L, c( A7 i( V
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.2 r# D; p- s# p
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"- h: H, ~ ^3 F
$ v) v; x( z" A4 z3 I4 D" t22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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" J7 U6 T" t4 J4 l5 j0 u23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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