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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2 T/ t/ Y3 @ S( f2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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- |5 u b6 A* B+ w5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator./ u: g7 C, a0 [8 J- W2 S. a
) k% O; N& s0 G) w& J9 B6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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* Y' Y1 w/ J- \7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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& c W4 N6 U/ ]# h* P' u, |6 I8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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6 c- i2 J T+ l/ k( o9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.. [( E: ^$ O& j1 n& h
) u: h4 p/ Z( t- ?7 n* X10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.1 Z) l$ U( q7 t/ q# s5 t$ \2 C
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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1 @ h5 x5 U2 s0 c+ `/ h6 Q15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.& n( J# P0 D; C; I" \ r' L$ u- V: v
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16.) You take naps.' o" s: ^0 Z( s
2 s# n5 {, U$ r; j17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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5 d0 [# [6 B& B* @( P* F5 }18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.8 e. c* M( b8 D1 y6 n
- M5 r z# F9 O- h; Y19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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0 N; p+ G5 V- I# Q* c20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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$ D x% W% e3 U2 ~8 M21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 l% A3 q2 t& W1 f+ f
; L/ T9 G) p( D23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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