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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ( M0 u8 I+ U; z6 W+ z' R
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.+ {# E L4 C9 o, W
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question., e: n+ o# W$ c* |1 u! T
# ~; t" [- e3 _8 l" Z3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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% e1 F7 N0 H! Q+ ]( P1 `3 I9 i4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! x8 T+ r5 W8 ~+ ~6 [4 N5 K" {5 L. m
' `$ H! I0 }3 X; S6 a( z3 c5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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' B. x3 V0 b% W. i6.) You watch the Weather Channel.# }' F0 |+ ?( _$ e. U1 w2 E
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 P0 h6 J/ s1 X
% N& K: D$ @/ _, z" p10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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2 H# J3 v6 k1 [; U$ }5 D. V" p11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.$ w5 T/ Z4 G- m7 H3 w
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 _6 A' D* h, o" {
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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4 r2 t2 Z6 h9 b( a- R, x/ ]14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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2 b# n' |6 B" t2 P& D15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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5 L! Q- ]5 P" P. P16.) You take naps.' y/ x, ?( R: e& U
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.2 _+ D* N7 _8 e. N' C& L
2 K& B k2 n; F19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.. [* l- P3 v2 _2 U# q! S6 Q
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 Q. _4 D6 n1 N/ W, ^+ s
q9 C3 f/ b: A5 U& p3 X+ j3 ]21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"( [2 G0 F% a$ I) s
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ( ^6 I" s# Y( i& \
# m1 q/ N# q( O( i23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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