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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 7 v2 N+ T% t6 @8 u
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.( h$ C# |. E; y( T
5 |$ K: y) I- U8 Q0 w# d; w3 c2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.* N* E+ e0 W% L; e! z* U% b
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.0 I/ j- w* X" v
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* m+ P! \" k2 l7 ?$ `) m7 w( K
) B! Z4 M N# ~# t% ^8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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* t, ?- T4 {. D9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.. |3 ?$ u1 f7 o
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!), m! ]$ Y9 T G) k* Z T
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.7 G/ ~& q2 ]% q E$ ?
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.. S9 L: N6 Y! ^
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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O6 F% T5 l8 M3 \2 U$ Q& H# ^15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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8 e& w2 C2 N9 n: Y16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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6 s0 }$ }+ q7 }5 X- A. ?8 h# x, o18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.. U \% O4 S1 X
/ V+ [: ` A: z& L2 N19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( }2 o8 H$ J4 \
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' o& H4 s) o5 f) k J6 k
/ |8 V+ k! U, t- A$ @& u21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 i# I0 ]5 b' j( m) p1 c) l
$ \4 v; p6 B8 N& s. S) ~4 ]0 E22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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7 O6 Z4 K1 V" ~" r1 X _" D23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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