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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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: I& Z- ?' e* V3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.: [- {4 e3 J. @. {' }5 q% U2 q: k
' _$ G, r! n! d" L5 @% N) ^4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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# X/ x8 s* Y: z8 Q5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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! B: e# Z, w& S8 L/ {, B7 g6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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! B+ P, @7 I% J! w) w7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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! I+ }( Y9 |/ l9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 v3 f# ? O1 Z$ }
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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& N; l) y( N& `; E0 n7 Z11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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9 C* A+ o1 G- x; M9 k- l/ Y% Y+ z12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.8 l& Z% V0 c$ E1 u; h+ O7 n
! b/ P5 G% s$ s# L. g% `13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 t6 e1 s& K" f0 X: z
p! u& E) h0 c& H/ J15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' x' M; |7 L% Z) Z6 q
1 S1 ?( f" U4 d/ P, [7 Q16.) You take naps.& C5 [* v* l/ O! {8 C$ U0 W
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ `4 W5 K% G! _9 b3 T
4 p; C/ P5 S2 \( h18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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! |4 k$ P0 W" f$ [ a19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.8 Y% n: |2 ]1 m9 y9 P. }0 c
* v; f1 q& O/ M4 [- X21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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) B. r" t/ B2 D( g0 F22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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9 l. P1 S! ~$ ^' L% W& y% \* t23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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