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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.0 c0 \/ j; m1 f- M" X& j
2 T% r& b# f9 {- ?, z2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.# }$ Z) n1 f- d& D Q/ ?
( L6 `$ w/ l/ m; {3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.8 W' Q* i' d3 a9 P7 e' C; ~
% W( ]$ V# i, C* ~* K- y7 o- A4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed., Q4 d5 e' @; W$ z# ~0 G* }! X
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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2 n4 q" k: `+ a8 B6 H6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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0 p6 H# H' B* B9 T9 l# I7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.( V9 K( D1 [/ R d) _8 I0 g
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.: T( ~$ w$ L0 P e# u" }
0 h* i5 w, _, A& h12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.- n5 P0 g" Z: m! j. x$ i: r
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.$ [3 n. l7 x' y5 Y+ {1 D5 A/ p
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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0 P P' T( R6 W" L# d$ U15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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9 e; G; {4 E5 a* L, K16.) You take naps.
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x+ s1 \$ r; C2 A/ F) o; I- F% W8 c6 C17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.; |* \ ~8 x9 ^0 n' h+ C1 b( P+ l5 x! Z
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.3 u" P. ?3 i$ O3 ]) ^: h
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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' |$ h% e" Q3 s% d21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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* s/ n" I8 @3 u% u5 P% q! w5 A22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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& A% W! e. I6 \! g* t( R" I23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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