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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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. [& D8 \0 S) _+ w( ]1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.. F7 u& I/ }2 _+ h! G

2 [/ u/ _0 V! L5 G2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.+ f9 R% N, q& G, d+ r" c6 o' o3 a

' W" a! m6 |0 F1 r5 |. g3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 x2 e2 ^" f6 X2 H0 P! w& h8 e

4 K- R: ]! H+ a( [( _& h2 a2 T4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.: f. A9 O9 o/ u$ k- O5 h

. a$ e; W' N3 K! ^6 Q; k4 v5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator./ J* h4 O3 }+ h' D# r: ~

9 W  U0 x' u4 Z8 [! \: @  n; I6.) You watch the Weather Channel.) [( S, D9 i. i/ i5 N! j  `% k) @

4 A3 ?- o# t4 e3 m7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.1 a1 \; G( b% s+ I
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.7 X- e6 x+ R0 \! T. Q

% J0 T8 P; N& d7 N10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.; v) J  F7 r3 T, P% s

) S- L4 F: i, X  ^6 Y  I: m6 ^5 ]12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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6 q0 S( h* N# K$ h# r- m" T: |14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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6 [" s8 p) i( n$ E3 P. o15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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! T- @( F/ R1 W" z16.) You take naps.
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  Y* k! w1 h" H7 W17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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. W, j0 b- K3 A19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 i% ~: ?/ d* N

! c' m. R0 u5 u/ F# j$ B20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.0 S" `, m8 e+ i& d6 {( A% U

- y* d+ ?' X/ J' O* o1 Q7 l- H4 u21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"9 Z9 h/ \& C/ N2 I
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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& b6 x4 P7 }7 ^+ h23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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