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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 6 G/ j) L9 h/ o" S
& ?2 n: ^5 F1 D' U: K6 G" c1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them., L% q; K% Q2 I8 H3 j; z& _& R
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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( j' E4 p$ w. ]4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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0 ?' c: B m: z5 Z# e5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% Q* O7 A3 O; Q v( d+ T7 H
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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3 T, b& r# s- x5 z" m) g7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'." M% d0 H6 y, i
6 ?# y3 o8 t2 K5 L( y) o7 b% e; o8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.& b5 D2 I) Z+ x. \
( @- @9 G* \* `( O7 u- c10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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+ s7 P7 B6 ~! Y; p! `6 [3 c3 f11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you., H8 w9 @( p. t& j# c( u! y
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.% ~* T+ n y7 n8 v3 m6 H, R1 r: q1 Q
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% r0 c% M- N& d# s; H/ O' I
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ ?+ T) W# C' g' N5 m
5 F! ?) {0 R7 j& V( {3 ?15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 X8 L1 N r& l, a( R# [9 ]% f# n% d
s7 e! r$ C+ ]3 _' a16.) You take naps.! X. j. L2 y7 ^3 p
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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: W, Z% U/ N( A! d x0 u5 X& [18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 S! H/ y7 ~! O9 p) R8 @& y# V
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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( u1 }3 V* K' l8 V20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 |, }: x) [8 T
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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1 r! _/ Z ]" v- L- |23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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