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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.* n7 w3 E7 o' |! B& a
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! N: G& b/ n5 ?% @
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.# t3 r, U3 O) ~" g% E" B
4 @4 Z4 c* ^5 V- f4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.8 G2 i, k' v6 P. G: K) _
$ L; d- ^3 `' g( H5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 E' L1 J; @3 S
9 c0 Z: }8 o0 L/ S7 w6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7 @" f+ i+ D; ?" k6 m9 b7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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4 I: e7 {. n+ Z, j9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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8 h' k1 r* K7 o! C10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.4 X. X0 M Q1 e. W* D
% }% p% o) Y, p13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers." g- R2 z( F* i: p
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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( n1 z+ a; B6 e' j% E; c7 k16.) You take naps.
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, K5 x) {2 F0 v5 Q0 J+ i% ?17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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: [) D+ g; h. c8 I# m18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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G0 w4 ^: W% ^, ^19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.' I, ]+ n+ E/ g1 U# z2 X8 F
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.; w: ^9 v! h) U0 n! }: |' m
; O" \6 U: L6 [+ y- a21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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0 a* q0 _7 O7 U, G22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - h) p# W, q! @7 d
+ i- R3 P r" q1 \5 l23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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