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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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# w9 ?$ U( M, U1 x1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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& V+ w6 D( K6 v2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.7 X5 g8 x* q6 I' @& R" N; f" A
& n: U3 R7 x# q& f# C4 H! ^2 g3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge., @/ D; L8 _; b
( M. t+ o3 _, R" }! z' ]4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.2 w3 @+ j2 n: I7 U8 g* c# _- Y4 x
2 z' n' z: c8 a5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 P# H5 m# X5 u- I- B D" F
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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" \: u& h% b1 \- L% y( b& i9 `) o- l8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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! d u' ~6 F: N: z/ {# o9 T) \1 J% S2 z10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)% u1 y5 m, ?* k1 K& J0 X4 [
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.! i# U6 _+ `9 @# X9 X- w
- t" b7 L1 L2 V r2 C G; `; v1 j12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more./ D% `4 D5 C* G1 w4 t/ h
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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: L8 e0 U/ K3 W' h' V' X+ n14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.' V) r5 T9 \: t) q# s
' [/ _5 i/ ^5 ]5 n% T15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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, v; I {9 U( T* Z% ~7 v16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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( H$ C+ d8 J: d6 o4 ^; {! J$ ]18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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; g) d, T* L' E6 u& l19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests." F# [/ t4 v- J8 X2 U0 |
4 f$ [2 Q0 u8 M2 T20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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8 [9 [+ a& G( N8 b2 D7 B21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + Y- B3 w/ A# v% r
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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