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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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9 Q5 h; e7 \2 ]& a% l! Y3 n1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.; e7 `# X T/ g" X5 X- ]
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.9 @# |9 ?0 {* w1 c3 I
' u `* _9 b1 l! D% w* d3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.+ M% h9 G6 U, k. m+ g
# @1 A4 ]( s$ C' @& T5 C4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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. O3 p5 f5 y/ [" k' D& h6 y! h0 U6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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8 _: @5 C8 N% ~% [. w/ ?7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: ?7 }6 k* a0 n7 k- m) B; c3 @
8 y+ l0 ]7 }, G& y/ _7 }2 s9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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0 W Y0 |1 Z& U' K! S10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!), n3 ]3 @) D) e; h
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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- o; E0 F- p6 N5 n* k& \) U12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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2 [: Q) ^, s% z) ?8 ?: g$ Y- r13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.1 F$ f' b( {( w4 V$ M3 \: L
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.- j; ^ x) t4 h
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16.) You take naps.
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: y8 M0 I) [- \6 l* R$ A17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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9 ^2 U' G& H9 u) |19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 S, S+ J. W1 }$ N) s# b2 B
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' g! V5 E3 \2 `! ]
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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! _1 S' [9 a L" `7 h23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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