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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.7 t7 k7 e: y6 G8 f3 b; j
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.( x9 t7 ]8 k5 F& F' f
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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! {' C) x1 E) R5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.5 {) G: Y" l* X. M+ ?9 G- }
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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/ A( A8 Y# N7 e5 t4 X* [8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.1 g# t1 i% {# m2 c) ?
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)& L5 J' R3 i7 F
6 H: Z( O p3 ?! M0 O6 i11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.6 }. v$ ]6 M! b+ b$ }; O
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.9 K8 X- B+ k# A
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.' ?6 `/ S4 A4 ?& z5 s
% y3 w# k5 G; [6 G; N5 n r) n14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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% [. ~4 E) D2 t& K6 R! @2 t0 F+ u16.) You take naps.
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7 U: }4 @) H% b/ Y" G i/ R1 @17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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% Z) O/ u) i6 C0 J6 x8 s! V2 Z) H19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.* g& V7 t- C: E2 p: }
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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1 v6 ]" N# X. t. V A22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. " w9 h& i, ?7 ^% e& U& v5 N: S" v
% q8 Y, _/ f# N23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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