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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ; G7 N; ]5 a. V0 t, x1 i/ b& Z/ L
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.; a/ ]$ ^3 g8 Z5 S% R% s, h
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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: ?1 W* e$ n* O6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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- R5 o8 C& ~' H1 ~ S' ]7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.6 b6 f: v# s/ Y+ ]
( I3 V( L4 O2 M& _6 E( ^8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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3 u6 w% @$ p4 E: k" s9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'." j6 z1 x1 i' B6 r0 g
a+ {3 o( ]& S' z% {10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)$ n- S) n y) G
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?" c$ K. z, D' h0 r& ], j12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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! Q/ w* f6 s0 Y- c" d13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.7 r; C% `1 [. l$ k8 W0 X, G% v
# J$ V3 J. r/ X# K& Y4 v14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.5 l' m0 F* m0 c3 q) p( m0 J9 N
5 n- D. V: H7 E5 ]: J' {15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# |1 M9 }" c: V: M( O4 F8 P3 P* F0 I) S
8 r& \& r9 _- ~0 H7 V6 U18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.1 J, J W! {) i. O% x
0 A. J+ }! ]& T" R' U19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 W# t! ^/ e" A/ \; ~) q
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ; L, l4 \9 r1 d
# `3 z# o( A! B( L% X2 b+ `6 V23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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