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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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$ B3 R% b0 h: B: Y' t1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. R3 \3 ~% J9 e& T
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7 |1 n. j' R) g3 }4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.% O& @9 z+ G6 C, a+ F4 W! K- G
9 f9 s4 B/ \" ?/ ]8 o7 ~2 ]& g5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' N; k" _5 V% Q
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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2 P) f- C6 x3 g8 n* r7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.9 `7 I, S" U& l/ H7 q0 B
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.$ o2 S3 a/ z& ]4 y( g; _/ C
: O5 j) O3 z. @& p0 {10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)1 X) D* ^; i2 z* \6 h: H
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ I! u. V1 m$ T6 W
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.$ b; r2 y) B8 x# d7 n! f1 w
1 i& ^) h3 L/ k5 G1 c" k: d13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.# c E1 }# W' O( T* q
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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/ |/ I, J! l0 Q7 d3 j$ c) C' S5 J1 H18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.8 Y, Z: i& M7 D) o
" F* g" V0 K6 S# r19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.% l7 E8 p; w( A
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' t/ X* _9 s/ a
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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