 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
|
本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
! I r: A+ y- c# A9 u x) A, m" g t( u7 E5 v
1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
, A! ^/ h) X# |$ J4 f# L8 t" j' p" E
2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3 I, Z; n. d2 K4 E( Y8 f: L6 X
. h: H! ]4 G$ G6 Z) K& B3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
9 j7 t8 c4 s" S8 [+ L
# M# X! c: e! E! w: t4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
' X' K- O: g8 h) O6 P. [4 `6 I0 U2 r: B. N. J. {
5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
4 U5 s7 @8 W7 G! A0 m" b' a0 W- D6 B( g0 R# f
6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
# ~7 f$ o, e/ ~' M, p1 S" x2 F1 {- N$ R4 B1 b$ k1 a/ s; [
7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
2 d! O# r7 y/ S8 ~" w6 g% y0 w# s
8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
3 _( ]/ W$ r/ F( w* z) U8 _ J3 G* P4 x' k4 a) f% p
9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
8 z) K8 @. {8 k. E0 ^
- |. N! h& T& Z6 j" U10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)1 ], i, I! E% A2 V+ [5 p) O
! `% t5 p5 E, q$ H) e11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
v0 N0 o; P& Q; L3 U% W
4 d5 H8 I# @% W: w4 |$ d12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 g' |: z4 T! N0 z
. E c- W0 {$ y/ O2 S
13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.3 m; Z7 |" r& o1 Z5 o+ V
# w% f4 i4 }- R+ c& f$ W5 i+ l( M
14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
( L/ g# G- C5 W9 h
- M4 U8 T1 c) w. b2 V7 y15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 O3 p8 K6 `# f! f+ S
$ n7 [& I) V' S16.) You take naps.; P+ {* w9 W" k, I& ]) O" u: Z
6 q& V9 g- c# `5 Y! ^7 |, c6 P. @$ |17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.6 }$ e' k/ J' H+ s) L: t0 T
( k* }! ^+ a: |, D4 I+ ~18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ ^3 { A6 g; G- ~: p& K2 p
0 E3 \! z. F B5 N, M) O3 p/ Y
19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
% U: m' y. J% [* ?' R4 [1 h0 ^/ Z7 Z" L# `
20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.: P: w7 Y5 ^! X
9 |! H( }3 k& }9 t21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
" W- a: s6 d: C! X6 c( [8 I7 I
y6 g1 L8 g4 ]+ L5 c22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ! V4 ]/ L4 F; `
4 Q- a6 h& l, c# Y1 Z5 ]
23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39
