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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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% D5 T0 V1 Y; ^1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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% X' q) X% V" ?$ K, B9 Q0 ]  P2 w3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' ^) i" g% U% g7 F2 s

1 ~) \/ I* k1 l+ H1 s8 b4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed." M2 W9 X) n1 x( I

, g! B% b+ _# G( D) u5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.0 A( r( r* c' i, y- w

6 x4 c2 i1 [. K6 U" r/ i, X* [: O6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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3 H8 N2 {, X. q9 d8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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. Q- m, j) X# k; b3 [5 G11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.% z3 g) Q# ]8 N, P$ d& Y8 v
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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7 L+ ^0 j# E/ R2 {  [13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 T# s+ t( s+ I# v" S- J1 g+ O
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.; D6 F8 k, |) L+ h. p2 S
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16.) You take naps.* x& }( E, v* P2 o

6 M9 L, e& m$ _! Z5 y17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# {. M1 \3 E0 W1 t# |& {8 I) [6 W
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach." r# k7 E* I" Q

! j+ Q8 S: y9 \) _6 D( f: J19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# {$ Z% K# M" Q# W* x& ~. n
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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  x: ]2 K/ b1 g" [' O22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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6 z; v+ T  D; O+ _# U23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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