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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.0 w# D7 k+ J3 [, H3 U& i4 ]
0 P$ \# b$ [9 d0 B2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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5 m1 j9 U2 x# Q( A' N3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- Z \) i {8 ?; ]! v
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.; ~ q% {: q3 _4 [; }
2 D6 d( g% W' J1 {% m7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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Z6 ]9 q- x2 m6 X9 D5 A8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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7 U2 I: O) A2 Q3 E- M$ W10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* d9 [" [6 k1 G: M8 i' ^
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.5 I' C& j6 |- u- D( ?, m0 _7 k
4 B5 V9 W- c) N/ J4 ]) n- h$ b$ |12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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/ `5 p' F$ } m# W' z, n% A13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up./ u) v$ z: B n: Z' [2 _. D( g6 ~
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers." X+ @3 R7 S5 M* B/ `
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.7 N: t+ ^; c5 C0 |4 K8 C
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one." P4 F& a; ^% H5 K0 r
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.) i0 ?2 y P/ w9 S4 {0 \
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ @& S+ v4 D. X. J9 y/ P0 D! a
+ {- S+ ~5 B) I4 l+ s20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., B) H/ X0 f3 R- m9 B
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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/ U1 m8 R! k* N# z22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ' f0 I5 P: F' R
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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