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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 . b3 A7 ]0 w6 I. b1 H
% T% M v: A8 H! m( x9 z1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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; R0 F0 D: f1 z% M2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.$ A% i9 m$ P) l' k3 u* T4 p
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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o9 B& X) O% }5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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3 |6 T' K3 ^9 {! }7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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7 `0 n% o5 [, c5 d- i8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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8 \4 {+ f# r3 B) E$ S0 M9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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8 T3 Z) F. g8 o+ Q% s- j- A10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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/ w% t% d" U) o- F8 H( X11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.7 o& d" E' y5 E% q' W' b* y
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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+ f2 ?; v8 F3 {& V13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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8 r8 }1 F! [4 @4 d# f$ R14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.) y5 b- m5 K! h7 V- N7 V
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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" }. B7 `' q7 z* g5 c9 M17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.! X9 a0 o- d+ S& u( e! c
{4 e. A( W/ `& o- a0 A9 u19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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* o; N6 o6 e0 J& E20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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. g; H" c3 z0 q; V. q% z21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 J: b, \: X) q, U( F. `" N
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 5 c7 f& w8 ]- X& ]9 T( u
, G4 }# N6 k% O/ X23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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