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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 2 [# H! Q5 r' w+ z& E: Y1 v B
. v6 X4 c# q% H- @) \1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.' r7 T, c, r# O J0 f+ \& y: O# `
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 y c' Z- U2 O4 L N9 L
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 m. n* \* W# B7 ~0 p
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ L+ L9 C* B( t
0 d$ ~( k- e$ V6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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6 j! {$ O9 I9 ?5 S' k- g7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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! _+ i4 A0 w+ e/ T3 z9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# F3 ^% P" b# l5 P$ A! |
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)4 c7 G, m& f: v8 k
1 J+ X7 V0 |0 ]7 v9 ?11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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( _+ v2 ?) t# Q* `1 |14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.& h8 `1 y& M( I
1 o# |/ F% `, ?- U1 l$ i15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.4 ~: {; E' Z+ ]$ v, f
1 X' ]: C R# J% ^' h16.) You take naps.3 G2 v3 o# M# w0 k$ m* g, ^
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.% Y! B1 F9 \9 K, S" r5 ?
6 X1 t6 ?, ^( R' Z A7 U' x, o18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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1 ^! m8 ]4 L4 b7 T0 }8 s19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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+ }- C }8 H9 w7 {- P ?( x' T22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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7 x! F2 f" D! i" E) p) p' f23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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