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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " D" j$ y  J# L' A( j

; I0 K6 s9 b+ m! A  p/ _3 V1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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$ i4 o. a' t! K) Y5 `2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.$ B+ ?$ a3 @1 e

. j5 f2 q. M0 d( ]+ O& w" _( R3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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/ u, f( H3 r* b8 ]+ U  e/ Q' C, g5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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" y* O5 ]9 b! C1 U' @6.) You watch the Weather Channel.* O9 S" [3 T' u. M" @

7 |- p0 U) E, N6 L6 p/ _7 G7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.+ r- {% w+ C8 K. U4 R' n8 D

- |6 G, x: d6 a8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.$ ?6 D, s6 M, ^1 m1 z5 L" s

/ o8 F0 M) {9 \( Y10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)1 ^! ^7 X1 B/ G# C9 {5 q( t! G

. A9 I1 p5 a1 _; ]8 _" K6 t11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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! b, M5 b1 V) }' @12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.) p2 y. f9 M6 @9 H7 ^" v2 W
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 A1 S5 C5 m4 r' n
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.- O( {. g3 o- E* R% k3 C, _3 P, w
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16.) You take naps.5 V) }( a' |, p) b, W: N

$ W: |( r( `6 J6 ?8 \4 R+ O17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"4 Z0 R3 t, Z( R9 O  F

. l( X, ]2 ^4 f3 y  h. L$ M22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. , R& v6 ]: \5 Y/ E! p- _) X
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
大型搬家
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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