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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 1 B( R2 a1 L- E4 {: \) N2 s
" }& A3 G" c% t2 H1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.( G# c! `/ T ]3 M4 {! b0 C
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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# ~" p* ?( i. e: X! ]6 I3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.& K; L& k6 ~( R1 Z4 f v/ F
! ^; L! y! x6 }. k( u7 P/ u4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' v& l* m. A; T1 h! c9 }
& u! W" N, r* W. V7 d3 _7 _5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.: @% p& e9 k q# I- ?" m
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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0 K, n$ V( o$ [% g7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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* ~. T6 u4 R4 V6 [7 r8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.+ f- J2 `' F+ o) S2 L4 z
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.1 t s; f) p4 X0 S* n
+ }% N. Y# U2 ]10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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w' W9 z7 \2 p9 _& r) t11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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- k1 p& p+ c1 M4 N9 y, h12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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( n5 t' z' o$ d13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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7 n$ E, Z9 g) j& H7 b% E1 K/ c14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.0 B* K+ H' Y1 R8 \
6 D8 I! |1 }1 @; [17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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+ [' X( x0 p) d! C" L. ^. J$ d18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 ^4 U, J4 C6 J) U8 G) j( U+ X) z2 v
. Q! w2 s# S. W' q( ]! n19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.: t; s/ H4 k% ]5 Q c( c
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"* l% n$ Q/ R, F" {. J& o+ z
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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