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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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+ P4 K0 p/ v5 l7 ]5 p) `1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.. ]  C& l5 }9 {( Y2 u2 {
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 o. r/ D, R! N) W0 E/ ~
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.8 f7 ~. W+ N9 i! n
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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2 P. y" f$ S# Q% n+ e6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.$ T) R- T( i6 D; Q7 l9 F7 u
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.+ C2 F2 ?9 R* v: ^  E6 p8 P

4 f& Z: ?9 }3 g' u# j/ r' D: s10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.8 j) R: J: ^, V

$ j. X5 z* K+ @. b, E12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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. W6 Z; R- D4 `/ i# _6 ?13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; m4 I1 u8 p) R( X- j/ _! W

# `) ?! w* P. X: R4 l14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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0 }1 O6 q+ _2 a4 Z3 S. k5 [15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.& g! I/ y& H) W  I0 `

. d5 I( y& X+ x0 P$ h16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 W. j8 g! ~' M) I* l

; S+ ]  ~6 F9 K  R1 w) H1 I* }+ ?18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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) n1 l, X' x/ O* b% v" w19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.. B3 L" k& I1 O- s. k
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' r! H& e& _. S( c" _! @21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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$ O' ?" Z" s& r! U& h  w+ ~# ~! \! C22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. : H6 j/ c$ @1 O- t$ q- C& l8 x

! Z( C" b* l. m9 L. |4 F23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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