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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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) W9 A$ d7 A8 r, r) y# @& J1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.) L7 }+ H+ ~. s! }
6 E6 ^' C( c( h2 [$ G2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4 Z: i+ {, H- e& C( W4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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- Q8 J9 `( x1 @( a1 l3 N6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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4 G/ b9 P: @; a, N& k2 y, ]) q' h7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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+ }) O! R1 t8 e! T1 V+ C" o8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.9 [/ d. K5 v* U' X+ f
: |3 I9 l/ ]" ]( m" e" {9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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2 `5 y2 B# ~1 `, l$ C10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) ^1 @) H7 E, |. U$ \9 s5 J
2 d! K+ V$ w3 s( Z' p" w11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.; O6 [6 d; C g1 y
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.7 Z' x' M% K+ T% o3 B" }/ T
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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# H }: {% h+ A6 u" ?- U14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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' z' S+ t4 E, V8 o2 G15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt." D$ Z: q8 [" a R; `* I" M! J
9 G( \6 I$ \$ A6 [16.) You take naps.9 G2 E: U8 f$ z8 R# f9 d; f
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( {" e& u+ m- o# _. ?, Y
! x. ~8 t. S) d5 R6 j# |, h18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% T [, ?0 B" j+ N/ B: s$ b
/ O% u; p" I" H4 ~& \19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.9 s& N0 ^4 z5 p2 t2 r- R
& S# }* g+ l; P" ~9 C20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 S3 r2 Q# `6 z4 i6 v
; }4 t+ u6 w( V% L8 ]; w22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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