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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ; \1 l4 B1 e; @7 L( w0 v1 {) J
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5 x% H7 u2 h; }. A2 M9 H, D
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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( K7 K! e) |5 P6 X( U5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.& q+ V4 D) O& a. F' A( g, M
& M* ~5 @/ }5 c, R( I3 f8 x8 F10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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5 C) w4 b, v e: g11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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" w0 E5 h1 q* @6 P# O15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' I$ B7 z7 b9 o1 X5 U
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% }2 Z7 A: \. |* p6 U8 q2 }7 ^+ l
( C/ l; h$ j9 k- X1 ]$ Z19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.3 n: e! U% K. G S/ D; N- r, l
0 n1 }- q$ f1 ?/ I* M. I6 {21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"6 ^( g: X" R7 d+ j; m$ p4 u
7 R+ Z9 n0 } M/ W+ i1 u3 N! G22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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6 l. l2 q6 G5 f6 @) E23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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