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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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$ U8 S1 R; W5 O3 r! ^+ Z. D: U0 f8 a; C1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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/ _' j* `* }3 A: z1 ?6 K4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.3 @$ N: z+ i4 e2 a; W! u% j5 I
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.6 h$ Y# {# Q: Q2 m5 ?
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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3 @. m0 c4 {1 J/ C$ m" ~8 p2 u9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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8 T) M! H8 j7 u+ d" t0 d5 r- Z11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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/ _$ J$ s! @! _+ h% k13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up./ h, x5 [- V* c- t& _
6 p; _% ]' K0 r' i' O1 q* l' [/ k14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.) X z9 X; ?) V' K" b: r6 P
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16.) You take naps.1 q! R/ h# K$ m9 H e9 Q4 s
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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2 C" m, w& J {% J+ m/ s; a! m6 T7 A. _9 O18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ ^3 r( x4 R* l. V) K
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.' d8 H3 V) q9 f) B
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time./ C3 n5 [# v# ?) l6 |% b; i
# {8 K" f) |. \21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"5 Y4 U7 S' m# r9 ]9 r
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 2 h# U# @. n/ q) x5 j: i
$ t6 C+ }" _% W f6 l23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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