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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.9 M B& G/ `, v- Q
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.( |) K. R: H) P( z
7 p& X/ t" Q: f& E5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6 c/ i+ R/ t3 m6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.& m8 V, {0 t6 b
" R( ?5 h3 L. D% r8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.9 j" S8 v( j; {. U2 i7 K
! m: G0 O* x5 W$ s3 a% I9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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8 o( J3 u3 W) T8 J2 ]/ F3 L% f10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 Z& [% }" G' S* ]) U k
. ~8 v- x: Z4 h0 [ G/ @11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.7 }% M" K+ [7 a2 J
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.2 F% H/ I+ h( b! A; m2 K
5 | M- j2 A8 j5 X4 Z14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ l N; }! s2 F
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ g* U0 u: {; U! O
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.' x6 x7 C- w0 f5 Z
1 t, I; A2 [; _20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.: f6 d: O; _# I5 z
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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& ?8 H9 j# h ^- `: Z S22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. # b, n. ?6 v K
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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