埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2100|回复: 4

23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

[复制链接]
鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
/ \6 a0 H: x6 o# B# q( m0 n
/ s/ [  E- [% n" n) s0 }1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.4 \' W: |$ T3 Z  w: G* S6 i) }
% X  t  b. H: n& R. H5 Q
2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.  q1 J: z8 ], }
4 y; }& I1 z& z( {  F5 E" l$ }
3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
% t) `; W0 o/ Q- A
$ |. D/ m* ?& K4 g3 x4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
/ g# ~% k, _9 i8 Z" k2 o. z& S& f' g5 ~
5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
2 F, ]! Z& s1 m
: c+ N/ g7 z3 Y& {; g5 x0 Q" m% C6.) You watch the Weather Channel., `. P  w) @4 X5 u# k
) y8 p5 \6 s4 Q
7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'., T* l# O# ~8 ~  y! c; Y

; }- D5 Y# U/ y/ m9 R8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14." z) s3 _: f* I/ s3 d) O

% k1 ^; m  J( w9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
% ], b6 p0 j# c* _" J
- V6 }% v8 T- A; @$ T, m$ ]% ?* j10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
1 [4 K. Z; s. I# ]; {$ a
& c8 p! z& P* Y/ J' E11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
9 d+ q1 i& Y8 n3 Z! D2 C3 d3 \1 x- k: U2 n, J  ~9 @
12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.  W7 Y' `  d. _/ w" t- K/ R: r

0 l! u* h5 k& }, C) X5 M13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
8 m& q* M+ r1 A6 _% O' I2 ~8 C: n3 u4 ]& b" k7 e( ?
14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
* l- t& |$ o- m) P& B8 `8 G3 A+ B- H2 N' E9 `
15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
7 _+ b3 n: ]" k8 c3 o7 e+ [3 z# s3 ?6 y* P1 f
16.) You take naps.5 Q7 f$ M! i5 q% l# I. W

+ r! `8 f3 P+ r, ]17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.% l5 Q9 A8 C/ r$ }5 j& y
% n  N. |4 m) m3 J! Q6 {9 c% l6 {* X
18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
2 Y8 k* _+ ^; f1 T8 A/ K  }0 w$ }1 [
19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ A) L7 |  A# ^$ |
7 D3 `8 n& \, I& o' Z
20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.& s& G; Q4 R1 r1 {" f
. t  m8 Z. X! a+ z- p
21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
* J- g, T+ T2 Z  t  z7 x
+ ?; D4 Q" h4 K; q8 U22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
0 A" x8 s) |3 q3 Q) p5 B
. T8 R  G/ z. T/ K: s. U7 u23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-1-12 17:23 , Processed in 0.093443 second(s), 19 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表