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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " P* M4 p- Y8 C1 G; \0 ^6 y0 _& j
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2 n) q8 I! |- X. e+ J
& n# e9 M8 f5 W) D2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.2 m" T# }/ M$ [
2 i1 C Q' ^% p8 Y3 `7 Z: F3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.3 c* [9 j) l" I0 `/ O# a4 L* w
) G( M. E$ j% E4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.6 T' \9 E3 [8 R$ t3 Y8 T) A6 P
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 _& L8 w& N2 b6 ]9 k
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.( B* N5 I% w; K- K4 Z- e! W
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!); \, {# s K4 p( V7 V
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.) q4 k2 E! q/ V1 t) i4 b
" q2 L8 D$ w* s9 g7 ]) N12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.9 U' [7 U. ]# D& I1 L6 `( ?/ I
; @( Z- J E+ r- u13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.1 b( m% M$ z6 s9 O4 o! R$ k
1 J0 E6 B9 H7 D/ ^; B+ d15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps./ g! H, z! `# C- ]3 w* ` a+ ?/ R. `
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% I& }! T+ |) l* c. H
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests., j( K4 i: T% D8 H6 P0 n
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.. z, g& P. v) d( o: N* ^! s
; _+ c* _: x5 ?9 m( S- c; T21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' s! ~7 p H) a
0 B6 e) b( ^! K% ?22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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