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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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: r9 J3 _2 e+ s: H3 e7 C3 b' g2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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+ m4 {. @# _- b7 }! z/ u9 h" Q; j6 O3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.2 \7 p/ ~& o! N/ K v) l
" g4 N J B! ^* g/ Y8 H( T4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.2 O! _ x, a: Z0 h
/ K" t* [- N% X% a- i: i5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.$ M- O. Q& C; K7 _- `
7 c) I+ t% H+ m+ ]6.) You watch the Weather Channel./ g( b" I! [5 ~' [- P
/ D7 h& E3 c, P" z5 T4 k7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.6 A; c" \% ?5 Q+ n n, _
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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" k( W z5 o: p' H+ o7 C9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) e: ? v5 w; J/ `+ r4 X) w
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.' j1 F, E' k# C' K9 p: B3 |
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ u5 v; ]* C. t( e! O
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16.) You take naps.
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; m8 M5 c, r( N5 G; X# h- l2 P; G17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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8 \- U. y7 C4 _$ n. d18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% x0 T3 I6 }; U8 R! y
7 M$ Q% \- e5 A- R# m; C19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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5 y* l) v0 v1 b5 u( |20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"7 H: K% E5 J2 a% ~6 h
0 K9 \& _6 |5 X* l6 J22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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: ]) S( _0 j9 w3 B23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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