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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 # u& Z' A* d- A' Y$ j/ L6 ~0 D( d
0 E! S" [% T& ]7 D% ^, o1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.) M+ O, E8 A# q8 M1 ]6 g. d
2 ^3 U6 X8 \4 B4 z3 i" w" T2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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' D* N/ ?) [1 h+ ~# y3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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( _2 {3 k! p! r( ~' c) C4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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; d9 [, t; l% z3 X3 L* r3 R5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' R- V* i2 u: f7 F& b' ?; r
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 a& ^% M1 ], `" o; [
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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. C3 g- i! n# B( V4 B9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.+ N0 `- N7 n( u( S
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)2 M+ y& ~' e/ m+ V: U) \
7 d0 x) q6 I+ f* u- c) `: _6 d11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.+ J( d" e+ y1 P" _) L4 c9 X
! U1 P7 H, w6 m4 ]) w13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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- s% S- `* D: ]3 @( w14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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4 Q5 S! [" G3 l: h# M$ a15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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5 X. f$ z( N, J) q4 _4 t' C! E3 ~16.) You take naps.+ Z" D4 [: a+ m' k
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.: L( t" \& @2 n* _
1 q% F( e+ C: o$ L18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% _$ d6 @7 o- U* M6 l+ ?2 e5 e
6 }: f& Z1 p1 V% m/ u0 J% A19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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5 h6 p5 I$ w0 b9 ]( {20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"* ^- v" Z. b7 m7 a1 f
3 X' {. _: m6 Y5 M; M5 P7 o8 ~6 u22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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