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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.  N6 R, Y; n8 Z( V
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.! J: X' a2 k1 \% q% w9 q$ K
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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+ d! w6 `& K0 s7 \% b8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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" `- ?/ @9 O# M0 B" K6 D9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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, x  Y! M  A7 I11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.( b1 w* W2 c0 O2 f1 ]- R; w( y. A

/ \' P/ I$ s% U13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.# F+ v3 L% c1 O  P$ }- A

  X1 t' K( V* n+ y" G- t: L14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 S0 D9 n1 w, {" |
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.! A# a6 B. _6 E7 L# ?# R
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.; H4 r' P, q2 o- u

( K# Y8 L3 H. X- f# p# d9 \/ t18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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0 Y" c1 c* O7 N, G; k21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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' |# \" u/ z: f! q; `22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 7 G: @" x% u9 G; _

6 Z2 k( b& j* g" m: J6 g23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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