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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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: f- S* ~; ]5 C; P/ n1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.& S# S# _) f7 f( v+ y* k8 U
8 U" |- ~- d/ p' P. _! |2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.9 n7 n& ~; j7 w* o+ j0 d
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.6 A7 P: ^( l L% {8 e% S
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3 W- f4 W/ c8 C, V1 C. v6.) You watch the Weather Channel.) U. c" L- U, ?1 _
+ y# h2 G! N5 Q2 E% [7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' v$ a# ]8 l# T( m3 r
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.2 H' J4 ?) V% ?0 v! e9 ~3 X
# c8 q+ P* @, S) N7 @; z0 a9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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) r5 ]; F( ]7 @, c1 i11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 m" B0 E2 i- ?% |
1 j% k* C7 x2 T12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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5 x& l% J8 d1 [13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- D% C" A9 r# U3 H$ u
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.; F0 L* R$ N- |5 q6 @
/ u; u( D( K# {/ l3 x, \* q1 r17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.3 o4 c0 ^2 ~' c+ V
6 F8 a5 l3 t$ z( D* I& ~18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.; e% R) T% {1 I9 ?: W3 G" s T* J" S
5 y" n7 r0 I4 V19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.- V6 }- n" D$ h: Y
; S% e; G! t8 z2 r' g20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time. H6 c: ^/ g( o3 H% t* h r
. K% I! _1 C- }+ g# X z7 d9 I, Q21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 T8 B! L! E. t3 i* u& r
% D- `8 Z0 Z3 d) s! t7 L) X22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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_+ s+ d) T& ~5 e( D. l23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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