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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.+ P. \) r. O" `0 x
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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: R, n- V! B- y1 u# o  q- h- ?3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- C$ y/ o( u% t# ^5 a
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.* g5 L- ^1 m7 P2 h. D

# D2 b0 P& Z: D/ e; T1 E. A5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% M9 ?7 `7 F5 ?" O2 w3 N- Q

! J) W: ?! E$ p, r( N  {1 M6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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1 F7 {3 ^! p& d% ]" V% c7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.+ |: ]) F. Q; s" C* r
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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+ e/ J9 D4 ^2 }10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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, j9 D# M7 L* b12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 H9 \6 i8 u2 Y  y: ?

; t' I3 l* j% W13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.  f1 a" f- x: n7 Q2 ?
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.& K: q% a4 a& j8 q; k9 h6 M" B: e
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 _5 \, O( {) ~% N0 C" \: [: }1 e
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!", A& d/ ?( s) i3 b2 p) S

4 e: R+ x3 @5 k22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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