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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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) ]# M- `* [2 N5 K; n1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.. O- a* q5 b: f4 s# J0 N0 {, m7 w
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) ], o; I+ D8 E6 m. @
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5 r: m; b' N3 O! Q) `5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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8 {, Z9 p% B" w3 ^6.) You watch the Weather Channel.# `# t1 @+ V' O* A1 [; l
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.- _) m8 T. h l. H' T4 e
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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+ ]+ _: D5 _3 P8 z5 M9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) J- j! W* x" H. W
5 e8 P! {! C8 P" v11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you., R- @& w! ^+ d5 B7 o
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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2 `/ e, s% Y4 a4 D2 U) L0 d13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.8 f2 ^, _, c, o; p$ e
0 ~4 N/ x& ]# t( |( l- A+ t14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.6 C% \7 n! g0 {& R
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16.) You take naps.3 P: b4 k1 _% H+ b% i- @7 O
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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8 U! o8 e6 J$ ^# [ f- `# J18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.' N" } ^0 A$ q# q
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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" Q) {2 b/ ^+ H v0 T/ K X20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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# G; P) W; H( m( E( v) q3 J8 i3 w' o22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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