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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ! N$ F/ k7 a9 C
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% _4 D/ y2 b  R! R; P

% U* p4 [1 E1 ^  F2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question., g9 H- s; M0 W0 F' Q

  L* c7 S7 L5 P6 H/ \' Y* z, P) {3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.% B% j* k2 R! A" W$ x; p
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.! m4 h9 `: F  j* y
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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2 m# G' X' p0 x1 Y8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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2 E( a* q5 R  X2 F10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!): D8 e  H& u$ x3 i; Y) z9 i

" W- I' e5 Y) T' Y6 \% ^; f4 }. ?( N. c6 E) E11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% v3 j0 N4 {% Q: f1 a% j- c

' O4 I5 g1 [# r6 M14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.: |7 U3 X3 Z& m" Y! b

( W: G6 {3 G$ ~9 T* N$ y( Y15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 @: x2 e' {3 u  b0 T- {1 i

& J7 K* T0 j0 l* h+ |" j16.) You take naps.4 H4 t( x; x+ `: R9 Q" o: V

9 H* Q- J7 t. u0 `' l17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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/ w' J  E: h0 _' l! b8 I18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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5 h+ s$ ~5 y% j( s5 [% y5 s19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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% G) L, u3 q2 o% X20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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% b% a3 F4 x2 Y$ g' O21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"6 K! ~* k/ q3 L2 q2 M
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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