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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! J( K3 ?4 p7 u

8 J% _8 N2 ?2 Y6 ~" G3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.3 @# C  q+ `1 h. R& l! M& V/ R/ K

  f: ^0 u* O' T# h4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.( u( Y4 Q% ?3 r8 u4 z) V
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.1 l3 k6 n1 I7 y: z5 T& F
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.  D! P8 g# g# v: c  \

5 y0 x: A* V$ B- S7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ h6 J6 M/ v- p; x
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.9 M: n$ n( J7 C* c$ R
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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* i6 v  j, `3 p  y10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)8 v9 q% F& I3 w8 w, t
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.7 n4 O  {# f0 ], }& f. p
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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: M, n  r6 a2 o8 _( p1 @1 G3 V13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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5 x( |% h* v  g" u14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.# k- u: k9 ]2 C% h& C) T4 O- X
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.4 Z$ ^. Q$ I) a% C: L

# p! S8 B; J3 T16.) You take naps.
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6 y9 c$ G& Z3 T0 n- d- K- n17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% I8 R; l$ N3 R3 q) w3 a

- L/ f# A# T" S8 `* I* X19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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) `- h8 u3 `% W. s) X22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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+ W9 L0 v$ f0 r23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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