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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.4 w* Q/ X! _& M) ]
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 u! m* v$ u( U p7 i
- l/ s6 Z }; G6 J+ D4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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3 p% C8 |4 K+ }5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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3 w, i7 L6 C. G- }; T+ ~2 j7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.! j! ^9 n, H* c
, s; H8 \4 W, u, j* o9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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! m- W, T/ g5 V: W* y' h! d11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more./ \% c4 T* _5 X: a: E
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; m5 u3 x; Z; m2 y$ d% [) m: x
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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5 |6 l# O# G+ H7 ~1 r16.) You take naps.4 B: f# f! ]' b7 H& N" t
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ G' b( {/ J( \+ A8 J
: m9 V u) I% b0 F$ \18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.+ j9 e5 u# f3 r
+ K- H4 a& Y7 r20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.) C3 V( ?' U& s" b! Y' W
' i: x8 W S& a S- |+ v8 m1 F; r21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"" Q: y, N. i. N7 x: I
# k p7 y& r, }8 g$ G }22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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6 t( F4 T- P4 R! @; { X: }9 n# K23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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