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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 + R6 Z" t+ W- G9 G
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.$ J8 [: W4 _. M; {- o6 J, X/ i3 v
% n# |8 ~4 {& N% O' b2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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' X( U" W K2 U2 i0 @0 }1 n% X+ {2 e3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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; q/ w0 m* Q Q. @+ Q% ^, v4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed." j7 w4 R& O! A$ I, h3 B
2 C" }. X% f9 |+ M9 W, t5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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- D% q3 W9 K" q+ H6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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" d6 C. [* R' k B" _/ e; S% t& Y7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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0 k2 `% ~* V% L' m3 J& B9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.3 u5 c; V) a( @" @- W% o4 m8 ?
% c7 n$ V( O" g3 H) Q* t+ ~* z10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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4 ]. o9 @- R& v11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.$ ]9 R' {$ s- u/ I$ B
1 G+ }7 ?4 ]: T9 x: `- g! s* [12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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% u s% Q' }4 M+ E) C13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; B$ p9 g9 _7 X: h, H8 r, ~
: l2 t: H' u" R: E5 Y! j+ C14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.# I) \4 m0 m& T5 w2 e$ E
6 Y2 a3 g) Q7 H' ` I0 S7 b15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.6 d3 G/ L* _' M
" k3 d! ?. ?+ W8 [ E% T3 D16.) You take naps.
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* V# U) _+ P0 G, h2 b; M4 c17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ F; x+ ?# p* V, ]
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% u9 ]: S4 j" h8 I; {6 @& l6 R
& D/ q' y) [& _( k8 u' H19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests. `4 ^- \, f% V/ s1 u+ N( I; e
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"* v- T* I1 b D9 \2 t# V) E
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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