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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 5 ?! ~, g: v- _1 R$ N. E! U: A
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2 |, w1 {" E- q2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3 r7 t7 R: i7 e( l! r# U% `( x2 K9 V3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6 C: h/ F$ S5 Y' {' b- B
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 V: D! _: l9 x
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.- B6 c# {" d) M0 ?, L
6 R9 O0 }6 }# P( R8 Y2 X7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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, s6 I4 k& M! c7 @7 Z1 t8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.5 t& }) R p! n9 z( R( e
& I3 S" f7 p+ d- A. k+ o$ { N- Z9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 e4 f, b% W: O3 `* b
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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2 @" h# \- F1 h/ `# \- ~11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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3 P+ s3 `. N$ [1 U7 m12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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3 X h0 }$ v8 q13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.3 r6 G* y0 c3 `9 B# @
* Y7 m, h1 v5 _3 o, X- D14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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; U7 Z' D9 o6 E; ~+ J& T17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.7 C" V) {" n. G5 R
4 B. n( c1 a @/ K4 {18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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; r5 h0 U% q, l( E" |6 m19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"3 {% ^. `2 C& c" e: A3 d6 \
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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