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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.1 ]5 b: D; f5 T+ G; z
+ X: k% _ [6 R- y2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.$ q1 @: R- w$ ^0 M, j
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' S: Z" c' y# F0 x0 ^4 }: E) P
J$ W4 Y# I6 l! K5 s+ ^" Z! Y. l5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% v6 I+ V6 k4 K/ F1 I
# F2 @: l6 o0 U) @2 @6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' Z, `! B7 f; c* ]8 P) W. ]
5 t! H# }, v- Y1 u1 T0 r0 x: D8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ V. ^0 I; S# \ Q( } f, v( T
# \) ~% M8 Y6 c G11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.- H) f0 m" s7 |
1 x1 E- X/ Q/ e9 q; D! ~9 i13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; m! f1 I: e' Q2 }2 u3 M
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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. r# {* K* k: p; c7 ^1 E {1 K5 E15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.. L' M1 V" X+ n( {. X4 F" w/ a
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16.) You take naps./ E$ M4 N5 n d" f% V
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.' h3 C H" u5 B8 ^; w8 V
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.5 f( A/ t. p' S6 Q! @
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests./ d- h8 b8 b8 y1 Z; R
* o$ s0 a" ?- r20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.. i9 y/ W; P* q7 N& g' K% a
* S6 h* [; e$ u8 F% J1 e$ W; ~/ W" y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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X) z9 D- H; ?, F$ C, B22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 r4 ?. n% q; ]! a
4 F2 _% x5 ], e2 f1 E3 |23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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