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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & D/ i: T/ y$ p1 ]7 L
7 W7 f3 \2 t) g, |8 O/ s! p1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 V( }8 e2 m( k( j: G1 D
8 h+ D2 t& [9 U* W+ p& O2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.# ^8 O( m8 Y$ s) c
" u4 v1 b% @/ v/ s; D* r3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.: ]( y- B6 B- T4 J
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.& _3 A8 v1 a0 o4 s: n
( k u* A. Q( p1 t) M2 Y: v6 X9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# i4 _) B" X7 O4 u+ c1 ]. w) M
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)% t6 v Z8 c# g
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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4 E9 l; w0 _$ i$ y, }12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# h! T$ `! F! b% v) @$ P
& t( V! L" z) d5 ]- L13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.( n+ t# W3 Q5 M
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ f6 L" L2 N, {6 s) c" m
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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6 R+ I& T7 Y* K* ~! G% f: C17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.7 e; q E4 Q1 @5 L* b
) R. i* M, I# e18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.4 ~ a; s0 }5 B z# D: M: g
1 o8 q$ R$ Y* D/ h19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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' ^! z( j5 {$ U# L. S9 W20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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l$ t+ q( H& L8 k( O22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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