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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.6 z" l R' H2 I5 t% A
9 M4 t8 ]6 G# i0 R W2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.& A6 b5 ?7 z5 U+ Q- E+ @# ^- T8 X
, h# `$ ?/ W' P9 a4 K. t4 T3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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6 M9 K' e4 P2 l( d# k4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.; r" o$ I# o+ k/ T, |7 S$ B5 r) }- d
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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, S. ~# |; e& |0 ?* l) A8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.3 Y6 G9 f$ v: A
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.. {% }# F y$ {/ F# L1 ]1 Y7 _$ ~
. [3 n3 r' J6 B! v7 d* n. E10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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' o/ \6 a2 K9 ?0 D i( i/ b, y11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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1 M9 Y1 J9 u( n, {; ]12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.' c4 a( T4 {; N
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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) |; m! Y9 _6 e$ b) M# d! W# D15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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, Q5 O0 ~% S0 D. M5 F) D+ E, ]16.) You take naps.$ R! |/ R' Y% s. Q' k" c
) x& M$ U0 |) N+ r17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.& l1 k* l5 _, j; h- y
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.0 b/ c6 A$ p6 Z% R5 u, _
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# @3 l) t9 P7 b- A; o# i$ a
- X* s5 N/ A# Z: s% W$ S21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. . b2 o/ U4 z" w' g! N: A" b. }6 H
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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