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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 , H" o* r: v% v. N* {& u8 h4 @) L0 F/ g  y
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.; A) E  m6 T$ I) F# r1 `, Z% M$ a- a& ^
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.+ V6 h  z% v3 y0 B& P

5 ~  W5 Q. Z1 ^" y/ ~3 s3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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9 |8 d5 z) w5 r; {( J6 T5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.! E/ N& l6 ^0 C* H- x& d

* H6 l5 U0 R8 a6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ e) }3 m$ R7 N, D& r* D2 _6 T1 g
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 Q- c& o$ p0 E. D9 K; _- t; I

+ N' I  D6 v# j! }8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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& _7 u6 R5 `9 }9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.  w" M$ E, m. y' h+ t1 c6 v$ u7 G

  Z+ [  Q3 K1 F9 T9 \+ `10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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2 [7 w: t4 g" G; S- ^11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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4 I( N  X8 m7 m1 v/ e12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.& O- @! m" Q. @. b8 p
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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4 E6 p" R, U' t* V3 i1 n! X  u4 r6 R15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.  w9 }% J6 P: |; v2 s

6 B# z. h8 |5 v5 }) a" Z16.) You take naps.% S! P) U5 T+ ~0 Q% {6 f
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.- z7 |0 j  H( p9 J4 h" {
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.' W  f3 r. J$ A4 ]( I' ~2 x$ u3 k
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.& T$ X: X, `) I

" ^+ |" Q6 M6 Z$ A" B20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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% [. L7 o& {  N1 d21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"" E7 P7 x& I9 `) C" W7 M" s. M6 S' T
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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! F/ b  O+ ]( X" _9 w& N0 C2 _: s23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
大型搬家
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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