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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " b- V' U) c% R! ?3 r1 f% F
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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% T* q, ?' A* y1 m9 u; }% c2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.% I, l* u3 h6 d& X4 H8 X9 a
0 `' L+ M9 m% k* o4 u4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' a8 [9 `2 ?+ O& x7 @
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.% ~% d+ o0 g: v( O9 P! o/ _
* A6 d5 |! g: }0 i b7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.6 P7 e6 I2 L; j
& l1 R" ~1 Z U1 L8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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5 K; Q( o! H8 r2 w- s, [( ?* O8 y9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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J$ H1 @9 r, d+ X1 O4 ~0 b ~: Z0 Z10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.& k1 o; ?7 Y4 [+ G4 I4 ?
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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* S; T' }4 d4 x13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.) m+ O9 ~- v/ h$ S
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ G: L& u* F7 g3 A6 O: `0 r
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.6 Q5 [: O; k$ d/ b9 _% \0 H
6 P0 s! H1 k: B! D0 w18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.* J! K( |% ?4 ?7 {4 {5 T0 p
) p# x/ x4 v* H' x0 W. s8 }; H. o19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.7 a" R; ]8 w8 R; u( e
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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1 f; P7 Z `; s0 \22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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& N- A0 i! c7 r, B23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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