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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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3 a6 j" K' L; V8 e1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 p/ c0 W( ]( d: k9 }

+ b" C; F" H. I! {; l$ m2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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9 c. n6 o& n7 ^& _) J( B+ B  ^- A4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.: N& D/ J( q8 L( H3 w
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ H5 C* g  }8 y
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.- a. ^- h7 ~- V7 _; A4 [

8 k7 K0 [6 F; F, H. h7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.4 c) Z1 f' M6 [6 p' Y/ L
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.2 H& _' n1 c/ {  @

" K) c4 B/ \1 T10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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* |5 e8 v; h/ ^5 W11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% K6 T7 ?7 O1 R* S  E4 H- f

1 m" l; G5 x) S8 Y2 }) L; j  I5 w. j) e14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ _/ `; s4 L& Z* \- ]

8 x3 M  [5 o9 ], c- M15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.8 H9 H6 l' I2 d
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.5 l. n0 h6 D& o1 h& y

0 a+ p' ]- K* [4 T* {/ h2 T$ L% G18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 s- e( {4 t- T4 n# r5 }$ [
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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( E% g% f6 j/ Y2 @3 p/ d5 X, R20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.$ }0 M+ e; p4 I4 O7 c" e" u, j2 V* A7 G
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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