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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 N0 a# j- l5 b' w
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.8 X$ I. ~. [. i
& ?- c6 N" X! i! O. O2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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+ z$ D, H! _1 r+ B' d- l, k. E3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6 u; @/ Z: |" n' p% w+ P
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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6 u' w+ p6 @ D9 T* t2 x8 o7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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6 h+ F+ p7 N' N0 m7 O9 b8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.0 O/ a* f: p, _
( | [6 h5 X" l9 M# G# ~2 P6 B9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 `& D$ }8 l* A+ i6 ]* k3 w
E4 \! ?! ]5 ^) s10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ l/ v- z3 Y8 K" U+ v& w% T
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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% }& h" v+ X. E1 K12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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5 L) ]' _9 }0 C+ @" _16.) You take naps.: a9 P4 H! S+ W+ x: U; p6 O, C
j5 }8 Y0 |% n( n( ^! b3 l17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( X* p" H3 k) ^# C
+ z; `4 J7 w% F; c8 r* E18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 ~3 X- i7 w! E
3 t% L( H+ K6 e8 Z0 A- _20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.& a+ P& j# [* _; v1 s% R
+ q2 I0 b' O' r, |4 u# H21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' }* H, r2 I8 r1 p! X
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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