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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 0 F+ `, b9 }8 ~* b5 z, V o6 T
5 s* A+ i3 X6 \4 L4 I1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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4 u6 k5 h4 _: v& W( | n9 W9 B2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.& Y, G# e+ g( k6 l' e. [
' u- q! x9 P# n3 B4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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+ R# w* t [; O; e5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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1 c; q" W0 b( j/ M) L( d6.) You watch the Weather Channel.5 G) A+ m0 ?/ w3 E. c. E
2 v) s* P1 }/ f3 Q0 [8 _7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 \/ [: e( B- T/ x+ `5 d# ]# k
( E% _8 b* a5 F! p8 I0 G2 s( ^8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.- W- U$ I" o! w6 l
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.1 u7 m1 C5 x/ ]
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)2 P& A+ K" n+ B
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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" E7 D" o4 G4 J12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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/ Y0 w0 t0 z* Y8 p0 G0 u" |# k8 Z: F13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.4 H2 O( O' f% C
& U" |5 B* x F7 L+ I5 b. G: q15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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( f" p1 j0 G. k- p2 |0 A16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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5 i0 d7 {) f! b% l. r3 {19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.6 {2 j0 e r* \5 S7 C
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": [' ]+ D: C9 j1 V: D
8 |7 m0 w! ?6 e; U. R) Q22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ( L3 l/ u: B6 L' O5 Y3 t7 q
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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