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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 1 x' T [. \" n& e) j
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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8 `6 ]; B3 R3 g. Q5 X9 m; F2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.( |9 [( y1 b/ c
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' [+ _. d2 F( I& N. i
# o+ }6 T3 F# x% b9 ~5 B4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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3 P+ ]& @1 H8 r* a5 X' a5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator." h1 h+ r! H, L8 o. O( @* r+ Q; `( R
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ _& s, h; b1 ~) f3 v2 e3 j
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.* o- z/ @1 I' U4 _) G
N% B# Y, p1 f1 s6 f9 H9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.0 F( h) ~+ h* \, B7 t1 L T) L$ l
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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8 w- Y& @3 t5 Q/ M0 T8 {5 p12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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* o+ y4 y: l# h8 M( T! |3 b13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.6 m& o6 k" u6 Y9 m0 x% i" }
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.7 K; W) u3 i" B$ O V/ Q7 \
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.. a w$ j( l2 f m
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16.) You take naps.% M" ~) U( R, q2 J1 m, m
4 V( H1 E) M* [2 O3 D: U* S17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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7 ]" |& \- a. Q" g5 y5 w" p! `2 c19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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& Q5 M3 H' ^& S4 k" J$ R, r20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.8 r- ]- N: x0 p+ d0 M0 a/ ?, ^
# l" M# r) w ?, R8 m, ]21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. $ t3 [9 @$ o( G& f, ^ {
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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