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: D) W) v. ]( q& b0 l1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.0 M. e2 o9 f+ E# O5 s
9 ]* ]$ A% o3 ]4 w' o3 }0 [( ]1 z2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4 q1 p9 K4 {4 }7 W4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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3 \1 Y2 n9 l1 E) q& U" h# b4 O5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator./ z, Y; {) ~- v4 r
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.6 D* g; M3 T& s* m3 f
/ A7 k# ?- X) U9 t7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'., [: ~. y6 \& g; I$ l; H2 o
- }; R$ o( j/ f5 I% t4 Y8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.& X2 H$ N% A, c: l% r9 |7 D9 }% y
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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( {1 B/ G0 D% D2 A2 R10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* @" ]$ x, A: W \6 x
% X4 J F2 [5 y1 T/ C11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.4 x; p) h0 i9 Z* s
0 e9 s3 S e9 y! `" O4 ]12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 x* A" B, [, E9 x
+ N" [8 F) n' F" H' ^9 u% P# i13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* [0 p" }# g3 t! B8 C, \& c& K7 [
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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/ @* [1 v- _; }/ ^ Y16.) You take naps.
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0 j" ?1 ]" i( L! `+ f17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.7 T/ h" @, z% D9 y% r1 ~2 i
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 N( h5 }; ]4 ^3 c- o
) F2 @, w1 E: r& n* o3 {% J22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + M- Q9 D0 x" ]1 ]3 ^: _
& R7 o! \5 F" a' c/ a- G+ J23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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