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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.+ g2 N3 t( R _' [8 e1 _% J" R/ l9 A
) e4 y# x6 M& F$ @8 ]2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.2 @: W. k1 ]* W4 r; L9 t
/ {; A5 v, }7 @# U) L) s' L1 P3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.0 s) d4 }8 {5 z, f0 }2 ?
. _( `4 U6 d: ~- Z8 Z8 o4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.% A! z3 x4 @% k+ U# a5 I
/ `/ y# [6 ?5 V% P8 C, M3 \/ j5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.9 A/ _; z, |7 i- l8 q
% \- b) m, d4 W4 j6.) You watch the Weather Channel.( f6 T; m9 W3 `) v; a" R
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.- ^. [ y, p5 ?( V
. r: x2 E+ s) s) o+ V+ j- O4 e8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14. }; g- e* Y8 r
% O4 h3 A! I! v, l/ @3 }9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ l1 j2 l( T, N: S8 b4 T x. I* A1 u
0 S& k* C5 ]# {11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 I' e$ I5 t: G& c8 G& _3 |
{ e; _, s* m1 c. ^# ?- P12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more./ R, v2 s$ ?6 r7 {- t
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up." p% V- U" l0 w% A! h, ^3 k8 P
- ^) T9 E5 ?' u5 `0 q14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 K( }# g! b3 e0 L8 R" X
" t2 |. i3 T+ G4 a15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 x. `1 `+ R9 x3 o' f
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16.) You take naps.
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# J2 J- z a$ `9 F5 [8 H17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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2 x" X9 v$ _% I5 ]$ h, F18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.& C1 e% h/ ]. J% k4 [
8 y* w. W% L1 `0 L20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.8 J$ P ~9 l) _4 S: h/ u
K0 H& W$ B( k% Z7 Q4 F J21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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