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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 0 F/ C( O9 x* g
4 D1 k: Z( ?+ X) I0 w1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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" D& T( N, h) W5 |5 V+ G N, n3 J, Y+ ^3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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3 {8 u6 h" R. g5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.# {& g9 |" r) R0 X; p2 U8 p+ _6 T
. A1 h+ [4 Y, m$ x* f6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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4 Y _$ C3 f! L( b* x7 t( }7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.6 M+ V( H" d8 I$ g. ?
7 q: ]. |6 |1 c, }' P2 m3 j1 o8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14., M6 L8 i" j! t3 Z3 ]& H' ^7 z" k3 d
0 d7 I9 K0 d- q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'. [; @8 B2 n! b) x
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!), s; t% t& y! s; c/ U" \% L
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.+ r9 [" P- ]3 d" |4 n% z+ f
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.& E% o& v1 g: s
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16.) You take naps.
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: m$ \. L3 K+ \/ P8 G" E17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.9 V) g d6 f6 |& r8 @
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 @- W+ I+ E5 l+ R6 t+ \) c
1 @/ p9 l8 n* Y! F/ u19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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3 ~* Z3 k: f+ u21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"3 {- v6 v; m# `8 [' t1 {4 N
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ; n$ U0 R) R8 i* E3 j
0 g! W j5 x. {6 G23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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