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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 s, M6 Z. o* c* k4 E. n* l' u2 ?
- } A& U J* v, f+ V# y1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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6 }- ?! L8 p2 o" N5 y( J, D3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7 m. f. g# n7 a+ G! b+ e& Z; S4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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, Q# G) J* v1 }- |, E' y3 P7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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: [% q9 _; _1 N3 ?9 P8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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* a* B4 ]4 H: T$ Z- {2 h" O( G1 L) A. `9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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8 H1 t' v! N4 Y3 e/ j6 [10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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) S$ o4 C& C& q+ H12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.* R3 a$ U# L) U! W
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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: ?0 Z0 C# t2 E: {14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.$ ?8 a% H2 v" G2 Z
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.% y, {% e J, ?5 ?. w, {6 Y# ]
+ A' h: A. g K0 j16.) You take naps.$ `; B& l* \! W6 z3 k4 F# |3 c
8 A0 g6 Q6 R2 g2 l4 b17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.) d3 V* X$ i! `6 G; L, v0 _
% Q+ e. T% Z3 f! T) @18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.8 U' J# z. m# j0 v/ v
/ M3 z# |7 D: {- S% v19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.% u2 K2 c2 z: ?, s" q7 R
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.: o X+ V7 H, z8 Y$ r
1 `/ D7 e; x3 ^. o2 t& B21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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8 W# g {0 F5 n. Z. O: V$ B/ V22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 9 x/ B+ x+ q; Y) f3 ]: q
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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