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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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Z0 v1 `" y* Z n! E1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.( P5 J2 Y7 u5 M& Z9 u
8 \7 K+ z5 H0 `# `9 K7 G4 h2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3 I* t7 w8 M$ \9 E2 Z- K3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5 K# f* G5 w: B- `7 g$ u
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.; f; _/ S, k8 \+ C7 W
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.* A/ Z% R7 D; ?" U" O
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! r/ \+ F) i, I$ i J* L+ i
5 [2 }' n t# g# _ [1 Z: \! g8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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( n$ e+ p: j' F, m+ q$ W4 t, J9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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1 T7 U% R' H" |8 _! v10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)7 s( U, |# ~; c( _
$ R! b$ C1 [2 u4 T5 V" I11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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& C2 T/ q; }1 w# e+ F5 h12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more. o- j" }7 G3 Y' m7 i; w, I3 C/ |
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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# P8 H4 Z+ } t/ l* K X" |( E y14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. c' e U _) }7 {
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.) Y% ~' @& y& f6 [) ^# Z- S
! V# T3 f4 ^$ \$ H16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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1 w5 u" y, R; A18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# p- d% }! j5 k" ^* T* U
" P5 p! S( R( o0 P1 `" v19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.% t) T# ?& h! ~# J$ Z5 P' e0 [+ M
7 q/ I5 O2 f4 [/ X4 B! i. i21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 u S2 I4 I: Q7 s' b; X) J
' a. `, f1 {6 _% w22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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; j m9 c- z/ ]2 c1 G$ e23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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