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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 0 f" Q+ a- y$ g, [) R
% T/ [7 P0 L! r* Z# k1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.$ h' b& ` }" v+ T# U! E6 c
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8 d) c1 ]# h& b& Z: p3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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6 I7 H, \. l0 l. @+ r4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ }' T# {- e! h: \; R
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.9 s& v3 O( e1 a5 m6 i
* z! _/ C! k. [$ ~) q5 e) y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.* W8 T0 c/ i+ A$ J, C9 Z# w
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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* P) O9 J; C! _4 [11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 l' A g- ~' B4 I" K3 @
8 q( V2 T s/ d12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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5 Z3 y- U7 Z2 n5 d% Z% i13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.4 V; ~8 l1 {. h% `3 n" e; m! T
, J% m& d! u$ g8 _# ^/ v: {9 g' w- R15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' z% |/ E/ y% r. X
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w, a% X+ g" y& m17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# K# J0 I+ H/ H/ B
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.% O" l i; L: n
7 m9 d$ Z4 _6 f% l( r20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.1 K# M# ^& N0 A; G- L2 z
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. " A6 @( q% B- x( Y
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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