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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 / x5 R8 Z( T0 i8 Y1 b( C0 w, ~
1 v' f0 d; C% K( S4 T4 e1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5 y- q1 L8 ^4 X5 q0 } k7 e8 C
% ^) B: v: T; b2 W3 e4 W4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' b7 f* u6 o# ^! g9 o# X
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.3 z6 k8 [( n. l! w) q2 W4 N8 t
- c3 F+ F. N- X: m' F6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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3 q4 N, A) ~' F o7 D' a* [7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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# R, E* c/ Z1 C( y& a' R8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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( ~% f% }% W! b- ~10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.* O+ O, I) ]9 M6 M
9 W$ c2 S7 c3 B; L, p" m/ Y, l13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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! M# L3 `& j2 q5 d14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.! a6 X$ T/ G) H' P5 c7 v
5 N9 t6 y: B8 n0 O, m: k15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.% w8 T% y; |) P6 [3 J. O+ Z
* |# [' Z5 Q/ _16.) You take naps. }2 O; e$ L7 ?9 m% e
$ @2 W- k& z# b- u17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.) s/ v" I! ]8 T
# T% W: T/ d3 m+ C( P19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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' H9 [0 q3 F5 R. k" K21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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