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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 + b, ~ M/ ~5 B( o; v1 Z
' I# n. i1 H8 i9 @- a: P1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3 w( L7 J4 s9 H/ j5 z% T
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7 X! q0 a8 ]6 v- ^1 |9 B4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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+ j' q: J3 N1 x- K) L6 w3 D6 `5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.; f4 p! x; s( Y( U
/ Y9 Y6 B4 l, J+ \. t# Y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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! L. }4 G9 p0 I7 N4 y8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ `' q* g" b. a& U9 [$ n% P3 x; k+ h
3 z" X6 u4 _9 n3 d* n11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.; P. y) `- B }% I9 z
; i' d8 ?; \! p& ~, F12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.' q3 Y/ N& V+ c$ J: y
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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6 `: }# R* X' d! V16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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+ ^% w% ~* p' c. M" Z18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# D3 S9 L+ Y- Z6 j+ c
; ]6 R7 f* G- w: o: i19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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: t* Y/ P% Y- O. n* u0 i$ h21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"" \- e6 b$ h+ Z
b; t( d* S4 V! |% V4 i; a22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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9 Z7 U* _; Q% x& j3 V( t6 _23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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