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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 , t2 y/ ^0 Q/ M0 Z% u
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.4 {8 s( `1 a; M5 ]

9 o+ R  U0 L# E2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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. @3 E8 A4 p9 u2 ]* g+ G3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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3 I2 q1 z3 W* i, I4 d4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.; D" r& X( g8 ?! b8 `2 b
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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  p1 C. ^# I3 M8 D' G6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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/ w, ~0 m3 k" g5 c7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ n9 M% X; [6 i4 h

* }5 e3 t7 o1 @% |8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.) G1 B  N* w; d& s! D) J
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 S6 c8 W; l+ V- _2 G6 g

' C+ s$ e- O% Q/ f5 t10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.) g! h1 m+ i5 A9 D! [# v
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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: e# K* ]: n) t% ], m9 l13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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- b: }. j: |) j& E1 s# t15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.% Q- g1 c( p' R
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16.) You take naps.* \1 D8 r0 q: s! h4 T4 C/ B
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.! i9 Z7 x" h) K$ L

4 h) P7 E* [/ \/ G18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.  Q- [7 W: [0 p8 `( h. M" z
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.' \  S' b! m. p- m
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.0 \" N2 G; f* H# E% U, U% `
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% }# y( N, N% I+ W& R

( S2 I$ ?( p4 J( O; J22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. : g, C2 X: j9 i, m2 {. D2 [6 m
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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