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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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$ x6 E2 R- D& j, R2 B' z: P2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.* S+ O! \9 P  c: E' Y# w

- e% }& ^% }- s5 ]$ Q# O9 {3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.& y( x% ?$ k/ v3 q% H0 Y$ H

: x0 ?7 w/ `2 L3 W5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.: \& V( e2 _* O9 R+ ]
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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1 S- j% m. l' U) U6 q5 s8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.3 F  L7 z9 s( {& U

" O% X: R7 s$ s5 Q. s$ m0 K% g9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.% v/ j) M, T1 Q2 l
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)1 d& Y& d. F/ T9 M

$ R9 t, H! A+ ^. V9 V- U% t11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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- S+ \+ [1 x  N* J  G  o  Z12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.% x8 W0 O, h( ~/ ]2 W  B# f% I4 T5 K! P
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.  B0 G1 X2 \1 @5 x* }: i- O
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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: g2 v* d' Q, c/ v15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.* y( B) d! m% c2 I

  J' t- N, Y5 R0 G  z/ x& ?  l16.) You take naps.
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; Q2 x: j' Q/ j; g0 d. a8 U7 Y17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.; p1 X9 h* V8 W+ V% G  g

' a; R. \# W; v2 g4 ^4 U18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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  @: d* N8 {1 B/ s0 u8 h7 v19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 W% u, n9 v4 X" Z* |( g
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 R6 z& Z1 A% ?& n
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 2 J/ S. F, W7 R- ^4 `# a$ S

0 ?" t) a. u( c$ n1 u2 P23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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