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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.; u7 N% Y8 t1 ]; O- B# ^/ I; q
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.4 u7 [8 v( f/ G8 h* `2 b5 P
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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9 P, N. B; c; H0 R9 E. b; R6 i4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 ^/ o3 g& Q7 F& A
3 T/ F5 ~# K+ k6 ]6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ V! o$ L9 {& Y% i: ?
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8 P( Y4 O: @. O3 f3 W( w! t8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.* _" J6 g& a. c
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)0 K2 `' x. E- j" j& c: q. O
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.1 U/ y+ S2 M" z- S7 p* E
, h1 S6 @) f6 a14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 G$ h* o( {% a7 ?6 D+ a
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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* J8 g% O8 v& V1 s( r3 v M) I16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.! j/ ^/ V) V# r. I# e! H
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.$ j2 p) t! U1 R2 R( d% Y/ Z
. e4 E6 @& w& R6 ]19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.! ?2 W% X) U, l3 e m
! D5 e1 W0 U9 j- B2 m: T4 B7 l* }20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"4 L- ?/ w% B' c4 X" t3 v
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - B- h9 Z& ^9 ]
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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