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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.3 a8 H% @4 Y. Z4 L7 i1 |
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.4 u) F% {- p/ _) }
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5 W, z5 \' @1 y0 O0 r, H' @, Y5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel., C& U8 W; ~2 y1 P
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.8 D8 l- W( A% C% r4 `
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. C' N7 `( F" u2 b
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0 |) O( @! ]9 K" C& e10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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' |2 E* M; p- \. T5 a X11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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+ S0 f$ z7 T v6 J12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.* L6 t6 q0 O; X. ~
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up., E0 T# k) g1 i% Y" m7 c2 c
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.; o4 D+ v, l& Q- w
( s8 ~$ Y. p! n16.) You take naps.
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% M+ H F, {0 p8 G$ ?& _0 S17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ Y w, F/ [% N; v
! P, J7 S' Z& r8 e, d18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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2 ]0 |3 \. E- H" `2 J20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"6 S* h. W. `6 z- U- d
7 U# U8 z l- ]7 x ]22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 0 t! N3 c# |8 V6 l9 J
+ x$ a1 }$ K% E2 X% e4 s23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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