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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ; b& i1 s. A4 W/ N- o
) x/ o8 s$ }! \1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 W1 D7 x0 ~1 Q% e+ t: k
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.8 `: Q0 Z* k- w8 o/ T4 X
. ?' W/ e1 ~ Y+ u3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.+ J* Q0 C' e V% s7 G- ]
3 n; H @! m/ q$ [0 k3 G4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed./ x) Q' s J8 T( s" A, d t# s
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% K' A! {+ f9 s% Q+ X
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& W2 C. f# H Z6 \! Y5 P( ^+ N
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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6 {3 b5 [9 I. t; ]- {5 |- f. S8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.) A% B4 I* S( Z( m* V% \9 o
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)- S7 Q) I3 [+ N0 P% E
1 m- t. T" F) Z3 e11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.! O s. \0 D! i7 c6 e2 \4 u* X3 ]
9 F% d6 y) r" ?' j9 R# `" f4 _* _12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.7 O/ W4 ]/ `4 n5 l" t# c8 R0 @
# `1 V0 d( z1 p" S. Y13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.6 Q7 a }5 e6 Q2 t W
; ^0 {& f1 x- b0 b3 i# W) f14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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: P1 A! J) ]2 F5 j2 i16.) You take naps., m$ ~0 x8 i, G' f4 u7 `# l% F
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ c, j* N( O# B8 m+ ]- o8 Z! V$ M
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.: ] i. H) R4 J3 @; J
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.7 N$ u* I- W, h( Q& S" Q
# v1 Q8 t0 n& n, N20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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: v x+ ~6 a! h4 O- Q/ c' ?$ c% I21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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+ K6 S: I$ i) L( a2 \, G; Q; I22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + r1 R; W0 ~/ r: I" p* z' A
9 L1 Q! D# V$ d& {1 R0 v23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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