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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 : ^/ N' F' G) A; _; s
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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* n |' q0 `: w9 B3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) j0 c e# s$ F6 v2 V
* X0 s7 ^! s/ L% D4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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9 q+ e: T, g9 ~6 I6 @. T, G7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.6 w% i- n; z/ q' L
6 J2 q2 h1 ]3 R8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14./ ?9 t! j1 N% l' }" K+ H
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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" C$ p+ _; A( R10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!); ~7 ^& D- e7 _/ ?) a+ _
( m. v0 ?- x {* [11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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6 D* h) V! l) F. W( F- u12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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. f4 ^' O! v7 G13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.9 P7 E/ q7 X& Z+ L" z& u
8 y% J* X: d2 W. o7 b& Q8 _14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 U- F% B! r( { F$ M
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0 Q. ]4 p- u0 G. p# Z' |/ J17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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' G3 ?1 A! E( _ C$ l! q+ }5 ]18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.1 E7 n* l- ~2 a4 [6 K
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.. R0 g# q# i# e8 B
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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1 U; `7 Z0 k% h- q* _" o% e23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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