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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 , m* v a) B$ K7 l2 C
6 d" h: f2 J. Z8 n1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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& S4 c! V" }, ?5 l9 ~, b8 a2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.+ S' o' O8 {, c* h& z0 p
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.: e4 u/ L0 Z) _% P4 \% Z9 Y
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* W `- S, |; O/ C$ i' k% o
9 c4 ?5 G3 |( W( _ w: r8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. U$ K6 G1 x# ?
8 M9 l, K6 ]# Z* O- ]2 O9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.% S5 J6 v+ q5 g- Z8 s9 L
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) P5 E- O$ ~1 w% x- `0 V% c
" x) w7 t9 p Y" N; b( g. [+ \7 f11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.. Z" C7 e0 ?; R, l1 B
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.7 ]) F T7 @) w: m2 }4 W
( c8 R8 q# h5 y3 C13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.: G- j9 U6 n" Y, j! _2 q: Y i
$ k' f5 @4 g* t14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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2 F, _# D7 E, n$ ~; I3 ]( z" [* Q h15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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7 i' \. w, ~# R6 Z) x9 h16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.! |1 a7 q! y- r2 H% O& Q, h
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# F% ~% E$ K) B) `
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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7 [% _+ }6 J! P9 Y+ t5 B20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.. ]3 w5 b, E0 h. J) B. s1 Z p" S
4 H: d* x1 H# ?/ Z7 T21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. \; b: _, f, d$ b. I' B) D+ w
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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