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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 7 p3 J/ D7 v$ Q7 I; j& Q4 a
( g9 \; I7 n! S! u4 r% g# o7 x1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.. b& L, G% ]+ _6 U* G
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.2 s& I2 M- p% F' W% r0 k
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.1 i4 ?8 H+ S! P7 }( @7 }" h( _2 g
. s0 R0 Y4 T, P7 x0 F4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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) v. d1 ] v4 _' f1 U2 g5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. U- p& v1 x6 b6 ^ a. h5 L1 N
# K. q3 z( a0 j/ O2 j6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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; {' i. F h0 z: ]$ g7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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1 g& `9 b E6 i) f) p9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.! L3 k: c; E" a1 `% c, s2 W
1 o9 {" C$ {6 X8 u- W7 o+ H10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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) C/ |5 J7 ]/ T' M) ^5 X% Y& R% U11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: N' \& k4 O5 ?8 n8 z* s% `4 X% p
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.& T2 e( p/ H* g+ @7 \) U
3 B' O6 y5 k( U. ^, i, \15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.+ s6 s6 U3 j- {1 P
2 ]! i: R" S; ~# Y4 G16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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; z6 [4 V& j: O$ @, H4 T19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ C; ^: r F3 N. t
1 k% A J3 s5 C! v; y% y3 l20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"0 q& e$ [% O% m! `7 k. i5 j( ]$ O
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ! W7 W# ~& Z$ b4 g' m/ }6 K: i- ^
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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