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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 0 ~' [+ |+ n6 m- m( t9 F! c( B
- C' [8 j9 e) }3 o# _1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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& N* H$ R& v* m* c) o# \+ K8 P2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question." Y$ K) F5 H5 O! o4 e
2 e. S5 x: }5 X' P8 W3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.4 {, C' N( ?$ r0 U
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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% U4 n' Q& L @5 g V( ^7 [! W& n$ c6.) You watch the Weather Channel.1 E% f e5 ]8 E7 f
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.7 T4 S2 X) Y9 j& u
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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: B, D8 }) p+ m10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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y J) R4 W( }+ d% K12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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* ~/ m- Q" G; w3 A {13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.) z$ G0 }9 v/ B3 s( p
2 V3 V! X3 v! e3 Y* W5 P14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.4 B2 a$ q4 o# M
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16.) You take naps.3 b/ {) y. F/ H- {8 k7 q
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.& X0 Y4 n2 A0 g
# A- _' B/ E- O+ P18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 S( T7 }4 o* K1 W
5 M( x# |% s2 \2 m1 T; R6 O19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.* C( \# k; e! m$ v
* P- O9 G+ W$ o) J/ b7 @20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., F6 [3 q4 u" [' p( }$ z* \
. _) g G f5 i5 E7 v9 H H21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"9 X5 B0 g y9 t, ^. ]9 _3 K7 |' R* Z+ M
! y3 E6 z: h8 l6 w1 y. F22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 2 @8 ?/ ?8 H: l* O4 _
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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