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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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5 P j# s% p3 y( N* q; V. v! N1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.( m8 `4 g4 W& @; o/ _! _# K+ b
9 ^7 E0 n4 t8 S' |. K9 O2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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) ]- d4 n- R7 j+ f9 {% C1 x9 }$ d3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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" }' y5 D) W4 N5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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1 \" b8 h H g8 _& P1 H: U6.) You watch the Weather Channel.* E* u" I3 ?5 M8 \% P; l" t
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.7 e1 R. H: S: f) L6 h$ S
; r* o8 u' R+ B# ^: B/ N7 i10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* N( |/ U/ m6 H# C% H
) y/ S" ?7 y+ E( T11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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8 g# d! i- E- f; O, w12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.! W4 S( {! A$ r/ r
' E- C" _: p7 O# y- o13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.9 e& T% Q& i; Q5 c- m
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16.) You take naps.; X1 [1 X8 r' V j/ b9 `/ m
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.7 ?1 o7 R$ i) {& X
" l' a* o6 Q: E6 r' c18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.: w C- P. J& E
+ k5 g( X2 A8 l- `3 Z+ a" H19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 Q) f. `* f& S1 u d4 J
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"$ V8 \6 ^( r% P) Y( z
s! n% T3 L: @1 r5 ]6 M" n+ P22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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