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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 6 r3 I1 b! T5 K# r
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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5 b- x* O; \9 s9 }4 M8 x2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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" x: z6 f3 x9 h2 a; E0 S3 |3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 H9 y/ o# M7 i; O5 X/ |4 A
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.. A6 v" u* a3 T" E$ P
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+ f1 P: b7 I/ V8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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: N8 P& L+ v- [8 }2 S11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.6 d* U( X% G1 e# `/ E* u- |
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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! P9 V6 {0 q Z7 l5 K7 y+ m13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 \1 m3 m1 j7 E( F+ Q6 J
" v h+ W+ \) v, a' t16.) You take naps.
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2 p% v! I9 j$ v( {) n17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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0 w" x3 ^9 w, {5 M7 s' c18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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Z4 {* i3 d+ U$ s6 `19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.0 T. g4 E. R7 n; ~
9 ^ a5 F4 q6 V2 a5 o0 E20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.! j" V# b. x/ ~2 t
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"( l F4 e1 D# i: n) T
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. . e- l. ~6 z6 b6 {9 y6 w$ E- l, `% H L
( i6 y1 R0 b/ a: E23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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