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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 : ?& |2 ]+ v' ?5 {" E6 z
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.7 K. A4 q$ d7 X. }
+ _2 ]5 } y8 ]; V2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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; Q1 ?% H1 V* ]/ ^- ^3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge. P& y) m! [& X0 @ b
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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, x) S! h0 w, _! ~6.) You watch the Weather Channel.5 Q! \% m# l9 o5 }$ Y$ o
0 C3 `# O, g6 `5 h! R7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.. D, L ~) S, y
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: g) x0 \. S D: C o$ j$ _
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.8 E6 J/ n- d1 J: w8 o+ h7 E& _+ M
" P# y5 n! j0 d6 x* B9 b10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.* ]/ {3 i1 @6 G9 R1 m& a: U
% P& ]# _! d# F% q0 t: ^. X+ t& A12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers., z; D4 p3 g4 r( N5 a- f$ S5 m
7 H+ C1 ]+ s. n# t1 S15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.5 L* b# t8 b* m$ _( K
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.; o2 c0 w8 ]% `2 Y& O
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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6 V$ Y* N) F- M! g21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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( k! T( Z4 A# B3 ], n22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 0 X2 r! H7 O3 R% G
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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