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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 # F; l- M+ g, o6 i
0 K2 A0 N) J( K' v8 M# M1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.* c% W/ x7 d# h2 g% g! P
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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( s! ?) S0 H; G6.) You watch the Weather Channel.8 K1 h% u( c! ?3 @6 i* L5 a
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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1 v0 n! c, e |3 h8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14. _' a: ~. L1 E4 o
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 r- P- E S) p# ]5 |; }- [
) V6 x/ M2 p6 w5 f10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)" h% Q2 R' L6 X4 }3 f
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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. V. W: ]* y$ B9 e) L, Z& q" I12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.. Q f' u$ S1 r; V* `
) @4 T! }1 N/ o. l! M13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.( A3 K, b1 h7 e
4 n. K4 E& u3 V8 G5 H14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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0 e9 |* ?' O% `6 Q15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' g% _; O7 X8 E% U3 g3 c
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16.) You take naps.8 Z+ k. l' r! A; h
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.- O& X1 P) W# m( {+ h
& J/ D/ j% t& ~# Y- ]18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ; P# S- g1 ~/ M3 A6 ^$ R3 e
, F3 y+ A8 n' T2 s# v' t23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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