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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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% k% ^( Z* q$ s/ J8 n' q2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.; y8 L# V" U; O
Z' O" Q: [* l" k1 ^3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. L; Q# o* D7 W9 H" k
D# D4 G4 B3 f9 }4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' R& [$ ?1 L9 U$ ]
6 u5 h) U% |8 j% n# B& \3 C5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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/ @& I+ z# f1 f, N ?6.) You watch the Weather Channel.- f2 L& \' B% T, D; A
* v; c' O9 c+ z0 D7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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/ J( Q8 C K% s+ K4 _, \8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.. N1 A1 y6 i% }) [
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)2 H* M; R" r+ X% e( k6 i2 X
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. N! r) D5 f, I9 J" c
+ D$ |8 {9 S, Y( u# i12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 W9 Y8 c5 _* Z4 Q
: u$ [2 J8 l3 b4 U6 X% U4 Y13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% ^0 g: a# a+ m3 J' o' D
, c8 W K; P% U5 _14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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/ B4 i. D; l. a6 d; n Y15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.( l* H& o9 I* {2 |1 `! s
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16.) You take naps.) { C B- D, ?2 S
5 D/ w1 g6 e- U2 ~0 b: M1 u17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ e, V1 V1 o. N8 w }9 Z& i
g/ f" i7 d2 w18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach., X0 b8 t0 b; Q
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.! |3 B% D* Y% @
7 x2 d8 i) N3 J0 q9 c- \ Y20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! y+ u; M6 z2 T: ]
# N3 P% W& y; ?22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 0 z' M9 l4 r C0 c" C
4 ~+ c# c/ t9 V- S, E, D& T23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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