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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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/ N. ]5 |4 N- C; ?2 z! @2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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2 E3 z. X7 r" g- I3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.1 F5 g, i& r8 D: s; ~6 s
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.7 S4 x* [8 g8 x
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ t+ F! a% a+ D7 [ \/ D0 f
- W1 H2 l4 q' ^) ?/ m! R5 M6.) You watch the Weather Channel.* _; K3 G$ R' ?. k7 }
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'. X. S, y; A* C
: W/ g2 I$ j5 q8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.3 {/ h3 ^6 ], W) e2 g
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., y/ x/ M2 {( ]( ^4 R
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.0 M" M O' M9 g, x$ u8 E$ }
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. O2 m: K/ I% O& F7 r' d! S1 N
6 ?" p1 q" I& m4 T15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. H- B0 c0 y B0 H N1 U
" i+ x M' O5 O/ J1 J. ^16.) You take naps.. o3 Z; e8 x4 ~9 }, n5 u
' p' \4 f5 w/ u4 u# y17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ c" n% T( Q! \7 o& i; Z
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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: G2 }; k0 |( f. F5 I2 v19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# C& o0 O9 F* k) e
# e& m# s: r6 {) S1 n7 L5 m, F3 Y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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' v7 a4 B2 M" M' H22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. & T- A7 R$ y; v I% I
6 J" {* O: q. x2 r3 \23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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