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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ; ]7 c; V: ? e4 A! T
) J0 G. K1 x/ f( R1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.( Z( ]# F1 e* e3 b p7 Y
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.+ o$ h7 X6 w0 B/ I
* D6 ~+ M ]* V3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- o2 D" q& F# L. S C) p
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.) o; C8 { f$ w- a4 B2 s
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ @4 w1 D' ~4 M
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.7 {/ Z6 l/ s# N# H
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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J, h: n; ?8 _( K. J5 I8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' I2 Y" x: _% o# ^' m" K. O# n n1 z
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)% d ]' \9 L+ |. G+ }3 R
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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% }- F/ r2 m/ U% a0 [$ O+ f4 @' t12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.5 h7 J, l/ ]/ _( L C
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& _1 z( `. X# V, K) n' n
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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* l H& M; [2 G5 L `& H16.) You take naps.
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) h2 l4 N# \+ _0 G6 u17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.' K8 C& R* I( B
1 t7 N; w Y2 ^: e* |18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.* {' H1 r. c$ Y8 y* {4 S) S, l+ O
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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2 _0 N7 A _% D/ [% I. ]/ x21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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9 r! Z* L7 r$ y) z W23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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