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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.* u# a4 e# C+ a2 R& |) T
# o- B. {; C. u2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.' v8 m' m: Y4 j- h0 y
& Y) S1 b9 ~' f d/ Y# S9 f, S3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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6 k4 x% i# U& [7 Y0 `" O9 y4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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7 w( _3 t! ]( J( R5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.# T$ ^0 _9 Y$ w- r# W
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.7 t$ U9 G" |$ T8 ~0 z
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'." \/ I2 D* E- |* t
7 ^; g9 g9 d R( A, {' i+ k4 n8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.$ j1 [- E4 ~# C& O% W" A% J
7 \3 @$ u3 I/ s9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# @: k! k+ ]( r# [/ p' H
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)5 n( t! h' I, ]* u- j' S
$ x0 l4 S- B$ B; T8 q, n5 d11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.! a7 h# g( D5 o! v- @4 I% S, F4 }, F' x
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& m8 S& v" O3 l7 |; c
8 N& V- L/ b% O0 v4 r14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 @. O; V b! Z, J
' ^7 U: F4 J7 F3 o, J/ I5 G* z" Q8 L15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.( p! A* p, X( q
2 H7 ~" ~3 S9 \" b' V/ a' @16.) You take naps.( t [8 ?; y2 e9 ^- }, k
9 S* ^* J* O& M# I, g# x17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.: q. } A9 g7 t2 F2 o \, i3 @
! {, l- B" } A6 O2 t* N18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% A' S' m: N. ]5 i6 V: j" R6 K& S
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.+ `& p3 e; f8 b7 ~0 Z
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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1 o2 j# \& z9 R; l! `, q3 r21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! A$ h3 u3 L8 t7 t
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + v4 C: h) `. k3 J$ q) U/ z7 U
& s) D5 }" f4 V' ^+ {23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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