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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ W8 V. K4 u7 \
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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6 b; ?/ b* Z0 x3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. O5 _& p8 I" A6 r* A
( c+ @* k7 _3 g+ C: S# Z4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.9 g' ~% I- R8 D1 q. u* V a% b
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.- Q* {7 v3 M& F+ p
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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. _. l# W- j$ S" w% d$ r1 f7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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; E/ t& H" N- F# n/ x6 `0 Y. Q ]8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.5 `$ Z2 y) s6 f6 Q4 `% l
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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4 x/ M: ~ U0 k4 Z! ~0 x/ e1 F10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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- F9 S" ^- ]- Q- k5 l& }11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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$ s. A9 s! \0 D$ M+ B/ D M; J12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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# w% S( t/ h! P# V3 l13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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0 j$ c! J5 c, ?6 E! f% P14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* ]0 O( _2 [9 d# `- N4 C
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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6 x; o- L- [! ?8 a' ^16.) You take naps.) w& b+ f B, O _2 H( `* z
( N/ o/ S0 Z& ~- W17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.: m; F3 P8 s8 ?- P) ?
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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" @( u O/ I8 ]' M/ @19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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& W% d, z! V! I# t& l1 g+ r, \20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.+ I" c6 y w6 Z- E: B3 ~6 B4 {
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": R0 T0 \; j# l1 }+ J% Y/ ?
- m) i7 x+ @; u; r( {4 I0 ~ A+ A22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 8 D0 Q4 j$ p, ?- e( d( y3 `
) c3 H: Q1 B, k, J) j0 ^9 u/ p23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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