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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 / f. G( T; S- g6 ]) F8 G+ f* O
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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; o! {( z( j) ~" G/ b6 }/ W1 \6 [3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' ~  C8 y( `; y; O7 K
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.- A$ K' ^  C) X7 P! y* ~0 g" W' K

) z, G0 O! u) g/ s2 `2 [5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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4 k; Q7 m- @/ t0 x8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.# z7 V! a# B7 k
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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( l8 [' j) W% u- u2 k10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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7 U6 \3 C- t% X  ?; |% l12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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( S5 P1 K! d: e7 B: `13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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8 \6 L* G7 }4 e14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ A, I$ S! T, w7 b6 }1 E4 Z: {5 H
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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- B6 L5 I& Z+ V. {6 A18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.1 x' p1 g* h2 G% j
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": N  F6 e  f, O, m# V

  |# l* M; X& j22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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6 [! a7 V' w9 A& S6 q+ W' _23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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