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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) P& e5 h0 ?) f% }' I1 j8 t* q7 H
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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" O3 K' ^: d) d' z r' n# m2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! H) A6 Q h ^
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.0 B4 A& Y" Y5 |9 s1 ?) D
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' L( g5 e+ `. s1 T8 v) j
/ X/ u; i# U( t+ s+ L' d5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.& p$ M1 a$ f; q" A/ h; e; Y
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.8 s. s- D7 g6 u/ ^
; J! _9 a7 x0 ~) ]" S- R, A) K, ^7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'., R$ _+ U# U* u0 k* \- L; ~
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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8 ^* d3 C0 a" Z- z' m& `; Y2 q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.0 c$ J' f8 k0 c* q( R9 ?; Y" Z4 [
g$ }& m# o! h! I, ^10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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" m; `6 b# w$ r12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# b8 U- i" q1 W
8 ?& V/ u& y1 o0 L/ c1 J13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.. q' A6 G Z# Y- ^
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.1 ~- r3 U; I/ Q2 w
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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4 w: s' L/ I$ m! P9 @# }! D17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ X8 r% w$ i& _* o3 T0 O
1 ]3 P8 j- B4 x ?) l- X# k18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.) K5 S6 [. y8 D- G. u! ^0 P3 J
3 W2 n6 Y! g$ Y% J/ ^2 K19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.# W) J, y0 K$ O: r
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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) r, s Z, q9 c h' |- A% ]21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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' P, q" F# `) ^/ |& {. i22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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