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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 7 B+ C9 S# C* o4 L y
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3 m6 m% M$ V! h/ h6 [
6 }& c8 ^" j) e$ @- W- q3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7 _ `& R0 w2 a( Z3 y5 O Z4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.5 p# m- y, n9 _4 t* x6 H
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.0 e% E/ B/ K1 C; M0 P2 v- Y Q" Y$ C( h9 r
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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2 ]6 I& [4 O8 v8 L# \5 X/ `9 \6 o7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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* h* l: G1 ]. }; ~9 [; }; G' D9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.; u& K- o0 V+ T/ K- W5 E7 j3 ?3 x
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)- m5 K+ h5 }: G* F
' P( C, m$ a, |. E( x1 i; P11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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" k$ b4 {( l: l6 J8 I9 E" N& E$ R13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.' T( r' ~) ?6 x( ]9 v
1 T( T0 ?" B! {14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.! T, ]) }) k, t q
1 ~, ]1 T& W1 S' H7 S3 Q; `- `: K15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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# n5 l O3 h8 r, u5 r3 a1 o2 |. k* n18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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* G, p9 _8 f+ x# ]' Z% C! }19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.% b6 n- F0 |! t& i% F' B0 S, T
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 1 [% s+ K! K( G
7 P2 ~! l, i: y; D$ e0 P8 x! M) X23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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