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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 8 N; E" D" t3 D! b: c. i

  z$ ~3 U9 f# D! e9 R8 S1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question./ W1 W' Q. x* k  @! {. c# G
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7 f8 c, A, A& \" r4 e4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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* m  S- u: ?$ p- }5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& {: \' l% N8 }1 h4 o! A2 [7 ?
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.) @  o7 |5 q- O* {: j
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.# u$ Y$ s+ f% ?' c! ?: z

: j9 j) b# r7 W& S: k( @9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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# F! Y$ x& O8 D& N9 p11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.! V; r4 [& f9 _3 O! N4 u

! ~4 R- e1 t! R( D6 C4 v13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers." a3 ^) X- R# X1 a' I- U, O
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.1 @; k5 e8 A+ p4 ~4 B
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16.) You take naps.9 h: ^7 i! |( E3 I

+ g# p+ E* S: S& T) r5 F% w% j. u) d17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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, \4 c8 J$ O: [18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.2 s, b5 C# W! k2 K( d( z

* d9 f, C0 k# y8 c+ ?1 e! E. h19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests." v1 D6 Q! }# v6 A( R& D
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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! j+ ]$ m7 z. R+ s3 z5 [" U) O5 A21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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+ S  J  W7 V  q/ v& ?22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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