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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 , ?- q7 {. A8 L4 e) q
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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) o1 m" g- ?! ^! M) ?2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.5 R! D6 |0 ~% R+ X
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.9 S" m& N' V% r# @4 R

7 N6 J$ n( e8 `( |5 A4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed." |8 D2 Q3 e% F) u9 I

2 s- d) y( i% v6 F) x8 O5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 r$ [5 A* U# Q9 B2 ^
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.# v+ S4 H7 T$ I. \; O; Y# W
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.( A1 |# D& h" L8 m$ ?: S4 l

' k0 r- l+ z) {, S+ a3 Z) z8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.5 F9 p+ d+ H5 N  p7 Q+ P& v
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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! z" Z5 t: [& r) g3 V9 b+ |11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.: R* W& C. T( h! `- f1 U9 f" p
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: W& H$ S0 [( D9 V) a: _

" h$ s: O4 ^" M8 _13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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5 Z& f! A2 j2 x$ s: v; X15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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" E* U% n7 ]5 H9 K. k, t16.) You take naps.: C( y% R: P: _

* U, C  s4 P4 ^) G17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.1 b9 Q: {, }5 ], F+ w0 r& L
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- A8 X. y" [% I& K/ i: N# \4 y
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.7 X8 G1 A5 {. b3 `

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# ]/ h* P9 M' x& y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 r" P# u! d# N+ q# q0 k0 a, b

) k- ^3 _* C; X( j* s7 s22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
大型搬家
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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