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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 3 c& s+ ~8 j0 R7 {* d
$ r8 R+ i6 A7 Q5 r( {8 D# |* B- C1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 d' p g- x3 v) J/ a
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( t4 D/ s, w3 g0 }- N) k3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.3 N" r# U& y- @( V0 _ W
4 g. K A8 x8 c7 ]$ Y; Q4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.) I5 H: Z3 y' {/ y
& v/ n$ V1 @2 I5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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( k$ P/ v0 V* V: J2 k; w- X* [/ X7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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- O7 b) {% x6 O' S4 }8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.4 ]" a% c$ Q; z) f1 `/ f( o
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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+ K5 p) W w* r10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)% u$ ^2 V, K5 Q2 H9 j
6 |+ `9 E$ ]* v' x5 }# g+ D11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 {+ ?5 x8 r0 c) f+ a T
7 H" F* Y" M( ?" l& n0 a/ J3 H& A12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.* f/ k' g3 }6 ~
5 B9 k; @! c* {& Z8 f+ _: h% E14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.4 A2 c- ~3 E# i$ G
- y+ d2 e5 J5 m17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.7 J# }/ _: |$ h8 T5 V6 [8 l; t
; s1 T7 k Z3 W) l- k. k4 U19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: T7 @3 v: M; j3 f; T
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 a2 I* x- F u! w4 f- q; d, a
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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_# k2 S( @# K7 c( {0 S$ |1 ?- w22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + {, l8 H0 h( R
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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