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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.+ m) Z% r. x. d  i3 l1 ]
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ ~) M, s6 ~1 N8 O, ^
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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. d+ z0 L# z; t6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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) V) v; g/ R* p! O- g7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 Q* `/ r; X1 A! T# G! @  u
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.5 m( z% L, l9 p7 m" }
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.: F% k5 P6 e9 Y( ~, p7 \

9 y) ^* S0 a8 s7 \7 T12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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0 I  @  U' x! Y3 Z15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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; `! ~' Y" E; ~, \7 L16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.$ F2 W, [  t) `% A6 o3 [4 k
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.6 O; g- r' J5 }( }

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; F3 _6 Z- r6 l+ e5 L/ t) N; L21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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4 y" e& c* A1 E* Y' x23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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