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$ w0 F6 R& F& |# I, J: l1 V( _$ c; R1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.( ]) y7 U+ Q3 w" m$ m
+ A2 [) p+ K- ~5 A8 w7 M( K2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.1 c2 u. }, w3 I1 f- Y. p7 q4 }
3 b. P) A" I$ z( o3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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# t6 N5 E* M+ G5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.* t* |% z+ E* O' D6 p
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.4 Y0 G/ ?! P' N( y
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14., R4 V# G& s! a( N' ]6 g% E
, [' q; T) E- `. @9 D9 d9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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2 N& `- T0 |( ?# Z10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ _( N; ~- Z3 @. |
- Z& z ~! P8 r1 j11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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t" a7 G+ R3 F3 F( p( _6 i4 {12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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. x8 y3 k5 t, ?) | `13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.4 [3 L( T# n1 |+ M3 U
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 ]+ E: D! Z; }5 N/ g. o+ L3 L, R( E
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16.) You take naps.6 u) Q6 m/ D' `2 L& }4 j+ V
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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* R" d. y9 `# S: s" K" }- ] e! L1 R1 O* Z18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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, K/ g9 ?9 L3 T6 S- b5 c' [8 X" m- W19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests./ b p. u, @, M. x/ p
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 u& r: E3 s w: h* Z0 f1 F$ X
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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: W: ~% d P+ W9 J! w3 X22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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1 j+ ^8 f1 C: a h3 w23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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