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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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/ Z W+ ?2 }9 v/ j9 C% g5 \1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.: n6 g @7 R/ c& A o
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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' S, f7 G' b: o9 Z9 T4 J# _* m4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.8 q+ z, r# A6 S; ^; z, u
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ j" W( |* Z. E; s( h
1 q# ]0 _( P0 U4 O, y- [" e6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.3 C, a. b4 D' q. ?
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.( r/ v: p) S# D' |! U
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.( L" }$ V/ w* @& _
- ~0 K2 g7 h; G# {; l e10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)# E/ G w: s, _) |# W
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.4 q) p9 w# @7 q7 j/ N
. T5 x1 `: @& X/ h/ B0 `! V12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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+ v k5 ~6 D0 c: \$ R* L. a! Z& _* B) c13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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0 z. y) Z$ R% p$ y+ K. s6 i14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.4 _$ a/ `' e% B2 Z
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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6 ~) j c- s+ |# p9 M4 N2 u8 R; z17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., ] j# ~. A7 y
$ I3 I% `. H4 D- |+ e18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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5 W9 Y1 Z) z! Z22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 Q4 N9 _' _* ~2 F- E
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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