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5 Z* Y5 ?5 U \. Y" G, d1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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1 P. f5 X" e: d/ }3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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( j7 P" i- r3 _6 O y' O& |4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.3 M6 l/ g, p+ Y' P
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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; m2 y+ n# L0 \; o3 l. @ D8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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2 G |4 J' h: a7 ]0 M$ L10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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" g: A9 n9 o: E8 j4 }11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.) ~0 P7 @2 o0 X. X
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.! C& C9 f; w1 ^9 {
: a3 q, C7 M9 E4 _! l6 z13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers., y m1 K( ?. |# n0 }/ R
6 J0 D0 F, j t |- f% ]15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.5 [( U! @3 u0 b3 X/ U" b) T7 r
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16.) You take naps.$ l2 y$ w7 L# g
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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W7 R% Z$ F2 c4 L. F7 E' W7 U, V! f18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.% Q G2 p7 g: G3 M
* T U. e5 J1 k9 _& F7 m. J20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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C: j/ A, F8 _4 i" j21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' K3 {' M3 \" j6 A' C/ x7 q# M
3 j% p) w' i1 y6 W9 x22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. $ f$ {& n7 L, [6 }
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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