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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 . q. F6 f+ Q$ z! s
& P" X6 V- N6 U$ p2 B1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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$ ^9 H& n8 f5 f) N4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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$ [* ^, ]9 Y5 g" ~, R5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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; M6 v8 [9 \/ R( X" L6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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: m4 R' j4 v# j7 X" W0 Q; [8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.9 _5 V: @* N2 }% ?, P
' R9 m" ~1 i8 J3 h/ q9 @0 X0 U9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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. \+ E+ {, v5 X, n* [10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!) v& R5 z9 t5 l0 A
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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& A1 s. L1 [1 P0 r12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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5 ]7 E% o" h- [15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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* O! e. n6 w# A18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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) D0 A6 ]0 F6 u3 {# X) ]19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.4 _+ W9 }0 s( n
1 P! h- i" G7 C, A) X8 |# }+ a20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.1 d: q, P. L" o, M W$ i1 U
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"* r" _0 s& L6 e) A$ G0 {, u
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. * t* m _5 X- f# ~! A
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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