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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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6 h$ |6 K! a( e9 }$ d7 O1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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/ [# c$ w! I1 s7 k2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.; f) B& n2 H0 [! Q+ D. K

8 z) ^' R% R! B4 Q( {6 x3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! L/ h8 `" t  y4 f* d8 N' k$ P

6 H, F8 {) j- R$ a; U/ D# I5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel." J! n# b/ Q/ p6 `
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ K" j( A5 I! `: ~. r( ]  K

" K1 Q6 O. u: I2 G2 q7 a8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.  ~3 A2 t& b- i- u& `
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.& r) d$ \3 e& Z
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)" y* w" `; s7 |, N0 w
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ D; ?# P2 o' y0 ^0 l% O  k
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.& k! c4 F/ I; i; M' _6 V

  [! z: v4 ?9 ?, I13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ W- b1 [! U  ~  K( a) G* O/ q8 S

) j, J7 a# M5 v# Y- B: T2 p16.) You take naps.- n+ `" v0 h/ O4 k/ C& N( \" w4 _

- F% R# S& a1 }7 f5 G17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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# U6 V5 l, t3 S% N& \3 a# ]7 t7 S' U18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.; Y6 f- h; b- A3 b* g6 c
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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; l5 y" f6 ~: D+ R7 L9 G22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ' C/ a$ W/ \  z7 D5 a7 J, X. J

0 i# H) A( \2 ]" |. N23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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