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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " j' e. [( m' Z: K; z6 U8 d0 F5 s
: A" J s; W( F, n# n1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.+ ~0 O. ^4 o9 |" S5 N& Q) V
1 t6 l( b" d' i0 b. Q8 K2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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# `* v1 v8 o8 z7 u$ I3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed. |+ u1 E8 X6 \' l! ~9 s( Y1 W0 c
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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G' v( x. t. W9 E Z7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.! x* s% Z8 w- l8 W6 @ J5 Z
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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4 H4 O7 y& _" Q, o b+ f( Q11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.6 ?2 L% U4 [$ k
& |5 Z4 \$ k: E, Q+ h12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.0 s, m2 l7 \$ c! n
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.9 \/ ^& i3 A- U! M
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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1 P* ]2 W& w. m* a5 Q16.) You take naps.9 t; G2 C& C9 F/ @' h7 q
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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S4 w, B& u B3 |18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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! p5 _ R( N3 r8 R, w$ m/ q19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.3 W) M" K! ?5 S7 W
4 N0 e5 `( R p20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.; v! I$ {: P; x, ^/ h
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"5 b, k3 p* L! r( W
# s, ^* ~" d) ~+ _: w. M22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. : h F0 H( j4 s( B& n2 v
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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