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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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& R8 b6 M. F; `) O: R1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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$ J6 |! V* S3 r  D/ V2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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% i( S* h- ~" a5 R3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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1 ?" [7 N. ]) Q6 H5 s, ~4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.6 W  I; a5 v% I& X3 h- X
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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: f/ ^1 K* N+ U  l0 g: @8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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! P  B9 y9 v- b* f3 ?* I0 a7 m' U9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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1 a# n0 y* z4 \3 L. {12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.+ ?2 A4 o; H2 W( _: S! d

0 {5 J# m3 r1 y9 u1 L13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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: c& o7 t" ?( T% ]- X% O14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.' L8 I: n! G" K. @, V

1 j/ |5 X- F% W8 w, R+ p* t15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.& X" g  M  h/ g: l* m% S
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16.) You take naps.
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" j8 ]: q8 Q; u  O4 b6 Q; Q9 T6 K17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.. j  x6 G1 ^* D7 p7 b( }5 W3 \

& W8 |4 m* X: S7 a$ ^8 v18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.& |7 }# {% ], n) b' a. f
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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1 m! F/ ^# P% u& }) s' G3 S0 y- `8 Z20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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