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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 1 y# \# k& I- ~4 E5 C0 p4 s s
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.$ A1 e! p; K- |- q
3 z3 i! x4 s- M. [6 p5 C( q2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. K5 u# M6 I! g4 A0 l; s
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) Q, [7 o/ \+ l1 F+ c( M3 U
. c* K% H9 \ i8 w4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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6 | |/ H1 Z7 j, A: _5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' a. Q Y( _( T w0 q0 [
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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( m% o, I7 O0 ? i9 u3 _9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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) H) b& W; j! X- f: V5 u. ~11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ L9 t9 b7 m, Q, l! R: y
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.( G( s: B- D& V# O: X, @; a
5 y/ z' N4 r9 e! i; u5 P13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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. h" G& Q7 l6 k3 r/ n14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.7 ?' {; n7 i [0 H8 O$ r
% O1 H! ]# k1 i$ q7 B$ n15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.* R+ k0 ?6 N- C& B6 k" a
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16.) You take naps.
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( W# ]0 ~. R& ?" P" a$ Q5 i17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 S+ Z9 c1 r, q* W0 \
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ V% _' W0 n! k
$ j7 F3 U+ Q* C( b19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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& w; M- a* L# v& G, ]6 e( A20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., y! ~( P2 g" v8 K E
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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