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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ; s& Q# L+ _2 @! a% s1 y
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.# Z/ q. c' I- c5 ?" H8 Y- v) c, T
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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; D. q8 z1 J+ S3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' P; B5 N4 ~# Y9 ?5 t
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.2 g$ a! e+ I6 F- g
, X+ B" M: E' U6 f0 K6 r+ @6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 S5 t' U2 @3 q! u
" f8 b/ n1 l8 ]+ L8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.$ P/ \8 N ?+ W2 M% D& \/ s
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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1 }6 |& M6 @0 `2 z$ J' [; l% G2 }6 b10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!) t% X* N" ~) K P! }
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{- C5 M2 c4 B12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.- ^7 g7 w, m8 F. T# b( |8 f% h
5 P: {1 {" a' q! Q( s13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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: f( _/ {4 d( k0 D0 O14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 M" R' P) Q$ h( q- A6 \3 E
3 c8 S5 R# a- d q4 x15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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. r v. a- ^% |/ Q16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ `6 G8 w' k) q. ?2 d {
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.1 } p. n7 x6 t: B! G1 N- I1 f, L
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' T: i' M( R: f$ W2 u5 J" w
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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9 l$ G, A3 _' j: L% Q8 q2 R23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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