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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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+ C( m5 S# Q/ \! f) A2 E1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. M6 o K9 O2 h5 O
3 a( ~+ k. I+ K# c3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.2 h# {- V6 R9 ~: O3 i4 o
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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! c! ]4 I/ {; Z1 L1 V6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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) m# h$ n/ _; p, t0 Z9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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. j4 x. s- J, [( P- L3 W10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* _1 Z) c' |% J/ X! q
) P* z3 q& v/ x7 K11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.# y2 v$ n" r1 j/ s, k
) Z% @- s7 e! m* v12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.5 F6 s" `( K8 N" d
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% @& z9 _' E; X# O: V! V, y, D% L; e
) n$ _' j3 i, J. @6 V14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 n+ E0 |% s. s- z) P1 U
# M" P$ ^7 Z+ C, A+ f( }1 `3 }7 x15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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1 l) S4 M# i/ v6 b3 C( T6 F/ l7 X4 y16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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6 f" z- d- l5 d9 `8 B% c3 u18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# q+ ]+ P+ y" x8 x7 \ ?
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.# }( J/ `: z$ j
- E" R6 E8 c& ~. i; h20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.$ Q! s; u- S; `, d
; ?5 K7 K) @+ @21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"3 H3 `- q' r$ V
a' B" Q! @8 \) a& i6 D& h) y5 {22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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