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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ( W9 o- L+ X( N2 Z3 c6 C. I
) A* X# H: a i! r. `" D, d1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.* e$ G! p' u' _+ x6 a9 H/ T' S
; m7 \( ^' c4 V, g- ^) F2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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: ?2 d0 \+ y# o" p8 H( J3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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. {4 q$ j) |4 i& Q- ]5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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" M6 B T0 F; F$ z1 w8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.* n$ l" y% G3 ?3 m3 O
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.3 o" b* n1 ~" Z/ p4 W1 U# b/ j( x3 B
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)# Z& J/ T: g5 L0 ~9 o
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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5 M/ q. b. w' b/ c w9 D12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.6 P; X% k5 l, A, x/ I+ I/ b
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.7 }$ v# Z w, r0 G0 x
/ D5 |2 J/ j/ P: }+ `* ~4 t15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.- F4 ]0 O( ~, v% m' A) Y( u
1 V: J! K) S6 J5 ]16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( G" U7 v% k3 m' ^# _4 }& A
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.) C; F; f K" \/ v$ W8 @% T4 Z1 A
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.' R1 U9 @* [- A Y+ f" g& G2 U
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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1 g4 G* g2 x$ ?/ n22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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