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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 v; ?* k5 F8 ]4 C- s; `
6 J9 s- e/ a0 G5 |9 c0 K8 q1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.) ]! K0 Q9 j" P! A v
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.% ~9 x$ f: X H& p9 K) ?- H" W
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.4 ], s: u- f5 Q$ i
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% x9 X9 B- @: V/ d
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel. [5 H* p% x% l
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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/ ^5 s! g' W8 u0 g) K( A8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.% C" Z- {+ q3 Y U5 [$ B# P7 F9 Z
6 M. z$ P7 K0 X9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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; s! V4 q# F( X: l6 p' z8 X11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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4 W& f" W+ t' W. _- T, @$ ~12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; E7 y1 ?& u2 c
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* K) [$ a$ F' q% O2 @/ j
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.$ K9 j+ `9 j: U Y' N
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.; H! s( |8 V" X' d1 F. y
4 m7 h( W& s; ?18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 w$ N& p4 {/ x8 E3 _& r: |
" G# |1 D& S. k; ^- o$ |( w19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.# G& H- @; _* B2 y! j
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' ?& f5 o4 |, b( H) `! P) K Z! T
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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( R# A+ I9 S5 n: f+ f22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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