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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 / f. G( T; S- g6 ]) F8 G+ f* O
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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+ g A y a$ I2 L. ?: U" A) P2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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; o! {( z( j) ~" G/ b6 }/ W1 \6 [3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' ~ C8 y( `; y; O7 K
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.- A$ K' ^ C) X7 P! y* ~0 g" W' K
) z, G0 O! u) g/ s2 `2 [5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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4 k; Q7 m- @/ t0 x8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.# z7 V! a# B7 k
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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( l8 [' j) W% u- u2 k10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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& j" }3 b: M+ O9 I1 Y1 z7 ~11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.! i5 O5 b2 @" {
7 U6 \3 C- t% X ?; |% l12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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( S5 P1 K! d: e7 B: `13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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8 \6 L* G7 }4 e14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ A, I$ S! T, w7 b6 }1 E4 Z: {5 H
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt., s# P" r5 Y; Z3 k
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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- B6 L5 I& Z+ V. {6 A18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.1 x' p1 g* h2 G% j
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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) c2 `7 M2 B! J) M8 y" B20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": N F6 e f, O, m# V
|# l* M; X& j22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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6 [! a7 V' w9 A& S6 q+ W' _23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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