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]% Z( J% N. g$ L! I3 j f1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.; m L6 Q& N# f( P7 l ~
5 x& n0 U6 w7 e' |: g3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.% K+ J; v9 `5 E; C$ `
6 Y9 k) R# @/ [; _* y4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! f: i0 O1 @* d
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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( K; X0 K, C9 |3 `8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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( i- G- O1 e- e2 G5 B4 f10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!); n. H- D; U. Q; _% [( W# G8 E# B
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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+ b+ S2 c5 v+ u, G$ h12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.. V. Y" T: c! T' Q7 [
" J9 U3 Y0 f' S2 g4 h4 u' Y7 k: B14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.& _, N1 p8 \1 c. C5 H% J8 ^
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.' Y% `6 Q& }/ R
* k' v) [/ i( r17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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8 {' Q# U& j: G$ E R9 }19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.4 K: y1 `2 y; @3 O2 Q6 f
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"# B, K) Z$ O% u; Z- v8 b
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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1 h) x; A4 E. ?; H8 J' Q" b8 W23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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