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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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; W# F! E: G; Z T% H) u1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.6 s6 R0 i G( e/ y. z* x
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 d( F; F# a& K1 h
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.( y6 n: w* i' h
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ u& _- o* }& D9 c
) f' `1 v1 o7 U: \/ {' M9 E5 M7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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3 g3 f% F0 X$ x; C5 v7 B' J8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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: m- i1 a4 L9 r- g! Y9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)5 z3 X G4 z# v+ Y3 _- y* `
* s5 ?7 N- Q. J7 s! g11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.' `) d+ w, g) O% {/ ~ G) |- N8 {
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.( a3 j- h3 u. L z/ |
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- E& i# x1 y& k% W14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.% E3 @8 G/ N" H3 f: `
) ?3 B( n2 c% {( U/ U16.) You take naps., o9 W3 f! j. ] f; A5 z; s
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.. t- a7 R( R) g2 b5 O; Y
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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8 ?( T; _% t6 x- n) j2 H19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.& L* A+ E6 ]+ [/ C, P7 m% a% X1 l
$ M' F. F' ^ W( j+ m8 ~5 ?20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' Z% |0 x6 h6 X) Y/ E% O, x
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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