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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.. z+ z: U, \6 I! b4 i
3 b7 A& e! P; R4 K0 C2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.- |2 F4 j5 `0 U: b# c: X
5 H' d6 n* g( }. x3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.& m8 ?4 Z- |: _! N5 {
9 L/ w/ I7 O& Z6 m* K- A8 G5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.6 J# F8 i& J5 L' Z) N. R
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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I4 i- \( ~2 s* X/ f6 _6 i8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.7 S t% L& H2 {, c, Q5 E' Y$ Q2 Y
* E; C$ z* g1 x7 u" k0 ~$ q/ v7 ?9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.. q* j& W* p# Q, @0 H
8 W o, i: w, |! Q/ u1 }10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ p6 y( E) \; @8 N' m
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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' E' v9 V, i! f/ M, T12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.! E: {8 r7 | K: K& g
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.- w- X3 M3 G) P8 P, x1 ]. f
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.7 {8 W' |; i& q _, K# G! x$ b$ k4 \0 H2 g
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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1 C: @1 C+ }# E/ r8 Z. r) k# x$ h19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.5 d0 t" q4 ]7 j" a2 u3 F
" t% H6 v, _7 H3 J* h20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!") A8 u y' T1 V5 r0 A! V
5 a! N, V5 P) K# l! t2 ?22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ; t5 C7 r3 |- W. K
2 o3 q0 m2 ~* o$ |2 q0 ^23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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