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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 q4 j% y5 [6 q
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.* M9 b% @- Z" N
; Y" ?. N! V8 S1 a2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3 E1 }6 N3 j4 A# n! }; j3 m* D p
3 ~" d; O. L/ c. |3 r3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.$ p4 T0 o9 B0 s, d$ F' Y+ T% L1 {4 L
3 ]( }/ Z0 \% P" M U8 q4 {4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 [( t8 R4 g5 W1 g' X/ a: q1 ^
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.. a9 P- f5 `+ Q9 ~& i
. n' _+ b3 F1 g% p+ e- ]7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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/ w. M' I1 v% l. {4 V7 P! f8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' O' X( E1 y; O* m
2 l) P. j- t' W. C. F9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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) Y- [6 C* t& n: [2 p" u% V5 H11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ j" D2 G3 K* J$ ~: c* e! V
0 y' h" K& b) h1 @/ e12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 `0 L5 L/ z1 K" T j9 }3 W& o
+ f7 Y; d7 J r6 j13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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; h5 y$ }# U# p$ l# X14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.0 H" v# M$ Q i# @) |
# y7 u6 V d1 T: A& V15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.5 s! m% g+ d y. G- _
2 e$ O' c$ d5 s2 a17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.7 R& D2 g/ a) Q& o
6 l. N" V# c) `; z$ T1 ?, I& m18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach., V; x! W1 J) ~2 g. Y; S
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.9 A' }2 a' M$ R
& b9 _8 i7 ^4 r5 L% d/ p2 d20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.5 `' x) n2 V8 H$ R# |- `* J
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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# `+ P8 Y$ }& Y, T0 L2 W; ?7 m22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ) }* Z; r7 B @8 e
. ?7 F, d5 p4 }4 D6 h23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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