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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ \' m0 Q7 h5 M
* G& ~7 B- t4 @: L2 ?! m7 g1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.9 C4 [. h- e- j7 M: l
; f3 K8 ~7 J$ z/ O& ]& [9 m! I2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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2 s5 w+ R2 p3 v/ p3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.3 i# F2 y% `( b! s, E$ b
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.; _# ?$ P) z% A
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel. E5 v: n. n# o( V: W4 P
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.# B) R+ `# Y; z) j1 ]0 j& @: a7 E
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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$ K# N% x" a/ n9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!) X: o% o; Z9 g
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.* A! V5 Y) W! C" z: n
$ e2 G6 v2 F( k/ T+ K12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# p- a5 a) E" H4 s1 j8 u3 F# M
/ _& P: b) a+ q0 ]& ]/ \7 u q13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.5 Y3 S: V8 R3 J9 s: K, F$ w
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16.) You take naps.' h) H6 r% S; f4 h
' Y$ q4 x: ^- p0 Y6 u4 P/ L17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.: t" t1 X, m* l
" T# w# ^- A, v6 G, }18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. & W5 u3 }9 y2 _# l( [% R6 T
: O" P! j8 y' i$ i23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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