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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 + H1 \) Y( w# S5 O" c6 C1 {. e0 @) d
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.# _* j* y1 p+ [( [8 f) D5 Z' |
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.- e5 ?# Z% k9 H- x: B$ I+ [

  Z$ V9 V) D+ v# ^( |  S5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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4 W0 {  p% n7 S! i0 T  {+ \, K8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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1 I5 Y7 H! O. k6 a. c1 k- N9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.* O5 |. E2 U9 |: O
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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+ p0 v; P% j: b% s( m11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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! }) C1 W" M  K" {12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 E* U$ k* S* ?" w0 E) V  _
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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) H! _! V# u% z4 X# l. e; v9 }14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.) \1 T5 x( ?  a- F1 y; _
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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# ?/ p  d, K* r- Y/ s16.) You take naps.& {. }3 [* ?8 _3 y& L

/ @* n0 v+ U; s5 x17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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8 \6 @- |. v8 M- C18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.$ ?+ c6 V: G9 u9 ]2 ?
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.& _: N" [' D3 I3 |

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( i8 ~% N9 @- v) J) r) c21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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/ u7 Y, e5 A; n: F" d23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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