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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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6 o- S- ^5 O( ^1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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) A' Q. a# u1 _: _ ?9 t l- \8 Y, H E2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question." n% Y' b( K E
) i& E& o3 t$ y1 e2 a3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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) t7 o2 v& ^9 ?1 o. J' n. `2 Y4 k5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.3 N9 K6 K$ y3 l$ O9 E% f
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.1 `% u! F3 S, V! b
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14." x) x9 D# Z, i) s
/ Q- {% H* Z9 ^% Q& d4 c" T9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& D4 d' K6 w: a4 ?
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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+ w/ L( q; R3 X# g# c" h7 P7 y1 y16.) You take naps.# I7 o$ K. J+ \
2 F, w# K' w, R17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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" L/ `6 n; L9 K1 U8 R7 T3 L19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.* k% ^% }; Y* s
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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6 h B) ?# x5 `22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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