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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " D3 C6 K& C# ^
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them." `2 k, p! O3 F. F
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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- H6 ?* K. r$ N- v1 s7 X0 `3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.* C0 [+ {4 y3 X7 [) l) a
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed. \* ]) _& B, b3 B0 D
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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* X6 C; u. }1 k$ ~6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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& y4 K" Q' L, f* |6 ~7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'." V6 x8 N6 |* c* O" n" A1 C Z9 j) H- F
/ P; S' M+ ]$ Y, c$ ?) W8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 }; g; x: O6 ^: _$ Y% [
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.) q" I* e R- F/ ?2 H9 o
; E6 ?: o6 I& X6 w. y10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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, n; e& q' \4 Z$ R11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.* K9 n y4 M7 c1 Y% h
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.3 m2 R. ^* i0 ^# @" G0 v6 q
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one. f* @5 ?/ ]" l: B% a
, a7 {9 t( R/ k) C% L- C! S! t18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 R! l% f; X0 u( ?4 @
( E/ v7 c0 ^3 i; l19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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' d ^+ @% T+ O: L, N3 X$ F20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time./ J+ o# E2 t; d5 _, o8 D4 p9 T3 {
! s5 P% S/ V) L. {21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"0 i* d7 |: C Q' h4 {# C
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + W3 T ?$ L1 M9 _# g: F/ y& b0 y8 \
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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