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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 % R9 t3 p' r+ E- x) H1 \7 G/ `
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.* V' Y/ l4 \% [$ c
W1 a8 M& `4 {$ P2 U2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.7 {8 {( {1 R( K
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.$ _! d, p0 R/ k _# E i
% c9 F. I( h3 U4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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" K9 x+ P. C* U0 F: r! F, F5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.9 x7 o5 u) |1 Y5 D: Z
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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6 W! l* [6 d5 D' G7 M7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14., S& B2 j4 s* f+ [# T q. u
/ U* ~) j' U% _# B9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., L$ A L' k% U; b f/ E$ j
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.4 d# D3 O$ g9 O3 {4 Y
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9 {5 l6 f" o6 a s2 B7 t Z9 k13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% i2 b7 Q3 H8 |: C0 J
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.% s# R. B i5 l" k+ B( y7 b& k
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt." {1 |* e+ r% y1 |3 o6 l$ o
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16.) You take naps.
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3 s7 _! O) s+ \# o* j$ Y17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one. b3 Q6 K+ y4 ?/ e! [* e1 e
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach./ t, h" [% n/ y1 J E1 `
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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; A. O O- p( F+ R22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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