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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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( |3 `, n/ c5 P3 S; H0 F# i1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% d' m2 P/ e1 E) l
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.) R, B. k6 |+ ]* x1 L7 }- L3 m
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) W w9 C5 Z9 d0 e) }7 `8 ?" a& ^
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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" H& S( C- B) k/ r( p7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* y; O. d) V! `+ Z9 @3 @- x1 X
/ @8 q) g. |; F# q1 W* r8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.7 H k. R7 G) s W; j9 R# Q
' N) V( }! d% w9 B10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)" t9 u, c: z, a/ @6 @; f# e
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.# L5 w( X) \% c+ k# u7 J4 }
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more., C+ P8 n" U. U, Y6 I0 u
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.$ |! y+ ~0 \6 F4 y% u7 R" G
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16.) You take naps.) q. v% h# q& V7 b. y5 [
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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5 U& y8 Y. J! x0 D0 R4 y18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- ~, _$ ~7 Q2 S2 e% R$ ~
# ~9 R$ T4 J+ l0 b+ j ^19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests. _% E. W# c+ e( e- {7 z; j* f1 v
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.* `9 c) c& u1 s7 m2 c# {( H
& o' b3 I5 \9 A0 O7 b; [21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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7 s$ m7 }8 M+ l% J o6 [5 p; C; n22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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