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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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! l& a' D; Z. L1 C8 ?$ V. @- x1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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5 t8 f6 u# C _# m2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.7 y& d' _4 z U& }# \
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.; r7 D* z. E# ~5 x' g$ O N
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.5 A% m5 l) V" v! m/ p) P4 X
1 i# P5 j0 g$ j3 t3 X* U1 A/ g0 [5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.- f4 p$ i( @2 a5 U
3 s$ y, @' Y+ _9 ^' r6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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6 \6 L# m, N' a/ M6 e2 R7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.$ \2 y* Y9 M) n6 N( C$ G
6 u) k6 D: ]# @6 n2 W9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.( f) s# x2 P5 d+ L0 S
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!) W3 m& C9 S: [
5 N: ]* M2 m2 \- ^; T# N11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 o! I- E' D# {
+ [: x7 q9 R; _9 `7 G3 Z" b, M12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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% }6 W$ x ?& S; l, q13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.* W9 R1 K+ V# I5 W
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* |& Y; N1 K! L+ b& C! a
! N9 j& q- V' p9 J, w/ ~* P9 u15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.1 J$ n! a+ o, I
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.8 I5 ~* ?, }# X
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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5 k7 G, Q+ E. O& s19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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4 B, N7 j6 C4 R/ @6 w20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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+ B3 {5 c4 o; [/ j0 H; r+ |21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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, y- p) I: X' n7 p% d3 {22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + J2 L7 w0 r( C, O
$ s7 H, K% o% G; J, Z23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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