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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.& ]# c6 A2 B0 Q9 ?1 s2 V/ @
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.: i% Y* i" ~9 E. z: P$ V5 T" K. n
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.- V: k2 _& _, p! o. X
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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- u% [4 B3 c0 X. ^1 C# ?6.) You watch the Weather Channel.- B* c& G7 O& _' O$ f5 u; z
. J, X5 k* d9 I% ^7 q2 N7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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% p7 [0 Y! ], A8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14., _3 _8 z# n$ J. v4 X3 u% \" e
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.+ M% n$ _0 k1 \- _7 N
: G1 e/ `, `$ V10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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: Q! Z9 m9 f5 [1 H+ c( ~12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.; d( \% `; ]* M+ b5 v" e
$ b) Z5 z% S3 q/ P13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.4 s3 D+ Z) m0 R% u
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$ c! P6 [; d6 D) H) |) g5 `( k8 Y17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ D9 D1 l/ ^. e: \
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., | I2 H8 F( U/ j- c5 z$ h( J
' M6 Z( u. {7 D6 {21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 X% _# q7 w) d; v; `
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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