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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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* g* ^8 _! H, q! z" j1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.0 k! j3 J8 l& C0 s2 D
4 u9 w2 Q5 `4 d* s2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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# l# A6 B7 I) v2 _. A3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.2 W- d& N+ W* O9 s& T% J9 h" a1 u
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.5 O$ Z. X% i+ C! F1 _
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.# }2 p0 {- z* J. S$ _5 N6 o
& R* G9 I3 }8 @1 K& l8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.! n5 a9 m7 L; d8 b* M, z6 m o' _+ H
0 v7 M" q0 W' l/ {5 H9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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( `% T& y$ A6 p* ?& P5 r10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.$ k, z7 [" @' ]
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.0 A2 g6 b: p6 P: {3 R- M
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.* H' F; K, e% o
6 q( X. U4 W' b14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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: j% f$ P4 M) D% G; R' H15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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/ ]4 n3 L) ~' A4 `# c4 Y1 t/ y4 A16.) You take naps.9 l2 L& C0 y6 V/ |& R+ n7 U
1 t; _, R8 F' h) } C6 W17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one." o0 j1 l b7 N5 I, z) K3 |
* C8 r Q; _& s) H# c6 r/ c18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.7 b u0 z$ l6 T* }( {0 e: |
% C. r' n" q" J2 m2 F1 _8 {- L) Y19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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8 A$ H+ W" R8 d4 A0 i1 k20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"7 l- b3 i: X' f+ a/ S: i
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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5 ~$ a) Y( {+ Z% ^23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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