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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.$ }- k  p! {4 Y" j
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.& v  `& S% K5 U
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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' R6 A/ d* V) S% _2 r: I* x) [4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.4 n/ K0 ^* p$ A* _6 _, s
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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5 M0 D4 l/ v% Y2 {) u" \- ?1 F( Y$ U7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.' r( q& y& H& e& j: s; a
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)  P0 }$ Q( y( o! ~# `  i; U
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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3 ~7 G, t. O  j4 y' ?4 V$ `13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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9 M9 E3 u* U3 V# t: e# T" X/ U14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.0 P. o3 W; |$ ~8 |  s

. c. x6 k5 E5 U9 @* Y15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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. F& g" Y% L' D3 g2 R/ T18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ L  }. H8 T( l6 k4 v
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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& n( Z! V, G! U8 c; a/ j+ D21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' R9 W& P- F. `& Y. O0 Q

; }: d% B% Z/ m1 L( w0 N, Z0 O22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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