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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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& H% K' e8 S% f4 V- F2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.) G- O5 [/ J) I" O( H7 l
; u4 |& y5 Q1 H# k+ i3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge. C0 F% f6 i; {
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.5 z" I) P- b# m t, C8 T- H/ |
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.9 F, `/ @ }" |! \9 Q5 y# ]4 A6 h
7 E9 A) v( u0 h7 b: Y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.- N0 v. y/ ^8 R2 K5 {
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.% I3 }+ @5 l6 f( t
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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* ^' R6 N2 G* k# Y/ h, F10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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& T! l( M2 [! |. o11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.$ v$ `) @5 j+ U3 b0 o% y6 ]
2 S. D+ h" K0 {& M12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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' Z- c I e( c13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.3 x: C$ v- o: k# h& v. J% R
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' \9 Z- C: f4 I, K* {( ~+ X6 r! Q
+ n, `8 v, ^1 C16.) You take naps.
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6 ^" C5 i& Z" o1 U/ j17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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! |" c7 t* H- ^% a18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.* ~( n. R$ F I3 r7 C% R/ ?
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time." g/ L! y2 H- c! ]" j) ?' S
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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6 K( n% e9 [" a5 H1 Q Y3 d' H22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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