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+ e( f: i- ~( C& m! C/ T2 j" i1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.# s, g; R7 N$ K9 m
. E! Q3 `5 Y/ c4 |2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! P. Y" t7 ^" h" Q: f5 h0 f
' Q9 j+ s6 f( ]$ m1 Q3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 Z+ o* I/ \ U
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.8 J* i' J0 t, D$ \3 H( K0 P
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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0 V% m* Y- K4 ?$ [! u) N. d' X6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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/ g9 F5 g/ [& T& n* Y5 J$ B: ?7 M0 C7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.! u9 Y# c1 d/ [7 F$ r
+ u9 N6 y* R# E) X3 |0 W9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.0 ?+ J, {% \. L
8 O6 K, k/ i$ u! a; e7 w3 I10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)& i( k3 y3 F" X n% r! n, O* @, Y9 k
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.6 ]) F1 w8 T/ n1 |$ m% j
8 Y8 m4 m# P4 b4 r; X- K, ^! b8 |12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.2 ]$ H+ z2 [9 w( h2 v
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.( j- x% a6 H4 B, H. {, Y. m
5 T6 L' n) l* F S L9 w15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.; a0 v! O8 N9 a1 m! p# ?3 Z- v: i; k
6 K4 ]' E: K# m16.) You take naps.3 V% E9 @( Q" t4 h' P1 n
) _& r4 ?* Z0 j$ a17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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: q/ y9 @" x& z/ W, D19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ p `( s, v: s/ Z9 \7 I% x
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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y( ^! D+ d' q, {& C9 m) t21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"( t9 H0 a& m! a$ H+ g4 t/ F: ]
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. . Y& }7 L% D" ?- R5 R. o
( t0 x3 ^9 @* D1 B: d( {2 A23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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