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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- \4 t9 O% ]1 n: Y
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.8 l" K- c6 F7 i7 n/ r4 R9 `4 U$ ~

$ D, P. C- \- A9 {" x3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 t/ ]- b5 \  e4 K" C
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' Z9 \0 k1 I: w8 [, m1 [0 }7 H% I4 G
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.9 n! f- J/ l$ o* }7 K
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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5 q2 c  B; M" n+ M. m/ `* h. b11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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7 Z) \: S- v6 M+ P3 I! H7 n0 Q8 E3 V) P13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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$ k8 n) q* R2 ?& R, _+ B14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ t0 [- C+ f8 U, N

$ \- n+ f! ?0 z$ C- i, [  r15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.! ~: p, e3 T, a( I8 n( {: p+ f

4 `: y: Z3 L, K- V16.) You take naps.6 ?( Y/ T7 p4 o2 d3 c5 @. ~

; ~: B$ m/ r% w# `# \% Q* @17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.+ J. @9 R5 E: u: _' _

" `; Y; s9 I9 X9 k6 \9 y18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.; W4 X( Z) G4 Q% i$ {# p8 S# {1 C6 K
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.9 o3 n) {1 b6 j* ~
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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4 A/ C* s" k/ i- z: V3 S9 r8 _21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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( B  d8 p! D: ~9 r- P22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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