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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 9 O% f( a! h+ a" m6 f1 G
0 N, l) w; X' F6 A$ c1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.8 r5 N8 t2 ~4 W1 c3 Q9 v& G- Q, z
7 R' g' X3 I) ?2 |3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' m, N* }; h0 L( X+ y" o
* r$ s& S d9 }9 a% |4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ l, ~% ]6 T1 Z
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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& ]+ @9 D) M0 Y8 M8 V6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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4 ~7 Q" P1 Y8 D7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.8 k" D1 w$ A( h( X, i4 k+ _+ g+ x
w% e7 F @, R9 p# L8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.* G' L2 q: n6 K2 J! x" G
& |5 ^; V: @. i& N J, t6 a9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.0 C4 f) ]6 v/ O* P% o
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.( t/ Q, V5 C* Q% B+ p. ?! q
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.' z7 W0 H( R& O8 a2 o" l
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- m3 f5 b7 ]8 t; } r. o9 Y# U1 [
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.1 O* X8 |5 }* D" o
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. S, a( d1 B+ N: u9 Y' p+ [
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16.) You take naps.* I3 H% t" Y( m
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.5 D P. J: N4 U/ l$ p8 r- V
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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( }+ J- i" T' H- X. @& ?19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.0 X. N# h! l+ W3 y& H
) d$ n: }# a. B3 s3 C21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"0 `9 L' a0 N1 q% M- v
+ @ L- D3 f6 @9 q( V* J22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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2 G7 C3 S& U1 X/ K23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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