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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 # `- M. m' p( v9 o+ n1 v0 h" Q: t
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.. y$ X) u' @5 k$ z- k9 O: \

8 u3 k2 o& V& v0 |, Y) M2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ Q4 c7 ^) ]2 x$ k
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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* e6 @. }) O& k  v6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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9 ^- \- e, q. i) W) O2 P3 u1 ?2 ~7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* L( c' \5 ]+ m' i5 g/ g# _
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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- W2 m5 k! M0 R) p4 K7 V0 G7 f/ H9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 R6 Q& w* p; @, _

  ^$ {- M1 u- d, y6 _- u10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ e8 [5 e7 U6 e( }8 s: i+ r- f5 [

  m0 ^1 r7 P! Q11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.+ D- l7 X8 K- n* B+ ]; i

+ t. \* g7 h0 v$ O( B12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.2 Z+ l- ?# j3 h6 W1 x( C3 t2 I
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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4 o8 x$ {) n( l- l" ^2 H15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.$ o% R4 t8 y! g, w9 ?/ A/ X6 b9 r
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.* X8 b0 W) F6 D- z# l
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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$ m" a: K: Q: n5 ?9 b. Z/ R* ?19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.4 ^- W$ H0 s" Y2 L* L( g/ D4 l
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' A7 V$ D& N" r  |2 I) G$ E# C4 S* z
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"9 @6 a& K$ {+ Z( ]' Z8 y

* Q& x1 }% y+ C/ Z2 g# g! t22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 d' W, O7 R# h/ N" [5 z  F

/ m' ^# i9 ]* I$ ?/ u7 C1 f# N3 \  r23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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