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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & \( }# Z2 t! W# T4 o) J) u* F
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.1 ^% d3 T0 D) S8 S' Q2 a7 W3 e& b
$ Q4 i6 [$ I% H3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7 r. ~' M" @; Z8 F8 ]/ e' u4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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3 q. ?! _- M0 _4 j6 y5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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8 P1 W* }4 o7 [3 w. a0 h6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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' F% @' l8 Y3 a! N' ~3 @7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.3 G# U9 a0 _0 n
0 @; G2 E6 t* b5 I( H6 n8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.7 b! l- s9 F8 t* e! l
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)! a4 A8 M- i3 _; ~% ]
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.! ^+ P( z6 ~ \
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.4 g* }3 ]: O; c. d y6 g2 H
- z' v' c3 ^8 G: q$ x' ?14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers., h* R |9 t" ~* `1 v
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.1 {$ A3 a! H1 R7 b3 T) H
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# L6 a$ }: Q8 E. h
% W( {/ A9 r* I9 ?# U) k18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"( W, Q2 c4 s6 ?/ P* u# `) Y+ D
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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# l/ j. G- Z8 s( P) u23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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