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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 * h' U, t- Y# N6 e* ^* i
+ c/ P. ^- n! T& u. @8 F1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.8 v& ^! m: E# f
# {2 g* a4 t: S. u* I5 t# I2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 _5 q- n& E, C. ] o
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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/ [, F' ^/ w' d4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.4 s: K! Q% {2 R
: r: M* j. T0 i; v/ T5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.- {5 i7 q+ G0 R: @% x% F
3 A6 b. k3 m2 z r }" q. y7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.7 T* u- C8 T$ P* T. A
, O& B: s# I; T8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)" B$ P, A) Q9 t% s! \6 y4 _1 E
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.$ S: n. e2 e2 X8 J$ F
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more., |0 G6 n3 l9 q( A
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.4 R& Z2 J' K: q' K" \
. o* r. C N: w7 \4 a$ X14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.6 f0 j4 U- {1 y2 C+ \3 r
+ ~- Z( R# B* [5 ?1 a15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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; g( S3 g( j$ a8 P16.) You take naps.
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" b* N5 u+ V% u Y5 _& M5 H17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., K. C6 ]. ^# ~, q+ I
3 C" B4 }5 v; w p% V18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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8 ?$ [1 g# Q5 k4 G19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.: e5 t7 ~& v5 ^& C* B. n7 T) D
0 f2 L# a/ }; M/ C0 R# B21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!", A1 I* h3 N- s5 T8 c6 {0 N
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. , {: h" A- ^4 \3 f9 s( M) P
* Q6 N1 M7 z2 h+ X23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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