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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 1 N' G5 F5 r( B A# i: _8 i+ D4 B" ^. Z
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.% U K0 U& D2 L& K* ^+ W, J
" p Z9 F* k8 Z1 R5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.( E" Y' s! z* X+ _; c
& E/ K$ w7 @- ^: q4 c: E( l6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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. M) `( G& [1 Y1 a0 h5 N7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'. ~9 A4 ^& J0 j7 r; b" F1 ?8 l& h
4 o& W5 x/ L4 F J, f/ B0 I. r8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.1 G) |4 @; H+ G, G2 q% T
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.1 O" A* O$ m; G8 W
. }% Q. k% ]( T/ f4 B( M( T10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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. g8 u( e2 E7 m7 I11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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# H5 S. c$ H5 G( Y/ X6 p9 M12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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# [' h# m& e ]13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; o" v/ W8 q4 |9 f, }
: n0 y% v, m q, K14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 p6 K1 `- g( B$ ]5 h
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ A7 I3 \4 C7 L* _- M
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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& F3 ~9 @+ _" t, {8 D19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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K: r L. d( l20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"& A& `+ E+ i n- k; E2 s" g
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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