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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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4 o' f( q( \2 a* L/ y2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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0 B2 T3 w( K4 z$ \' D" v* G9 C3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 M0 N" J0 n; }& g7 W6 ~6 b5 `/ S
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B; J( ?; d$ z5 o' v5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.- `. P0 Z f- J9 W" q7 K# P! a: X
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'. r# O- ^9 X: f& x1 @
* }# [( U7 V5 U9 l" \8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.0 z y9 E+ u* C L2 t* l
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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; d) {, G5 c& j1 ?- }; ?9 E2 O8 r9 h11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.9 O2 D/ z% A, w4 s5 X
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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# Z/ r6 v5 Z9 m' M13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.5 o# A: }+ K0 b8 ]1 D: V, P) h
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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2 V7 M* J" T% V& S# P+ }16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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2 e( z; a; \- h: {% {0 Q9 f1 x4 Y0 [18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.; @8 c$ g% G! I! T- }5 D
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: ~2 @9 P8 e' G
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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