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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% ^% n! L* D6 E: d# m
& ^1 D( X0 \8 z+ n+ _. w/ f2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question., W1 `' G( Z) f6 G9 k, W
, k- x9 j" V/ L3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.: x, q" I3 M% j; |( e
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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* a: V6 D+ O$ n, j5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator. m1 [1 H3 Z+ q' [2 h% U4 G
$ z! a2 l( u4 e3 ~- P6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.( }+ H0 h8 o; e8 R
' v7 ~( I6 A1 I2 R( M4 j3 o$ a8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.; `2 }/ Q' `6 Z! Z9 ^1 w+ r$ M* N7 ?
8 L: C7 p! n5 A3 @& O1 P2 l/ b' X10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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& A$ S* h7 E( g& k# Z2 P0 A" V11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you." e: Y9 q; i+ n/ |& v% G! c
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.1 [- A N% p' o
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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7 u2 j. @8 Q& |2 ~15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.: M- r. |" V% n, {0 U9 Y _
: T% W0 z$ H" O6 E) G- k$ ^16.) You take naps.
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) f# G. b' c6 \, D* Z17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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& L! u) b" @. K1 j' L- V18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 N# C/ U1 r% L$ B# _: s
! e# N* j& L3 l5 O5 [0 K19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' ~# R4 T. u' x$ W5 o1 v) p
' @' m8 @ j5 ~! J$ D) N" P) P& h2 K21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 3 l1 G/ r, L' |' p
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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