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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. i" M6 F* r' x( f0 D
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.* X* `+ Y/ _8 F4 ^& L( ?
$ A2 M b' R6 {8 n! }6 ^+ n- x3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7 ^/ L6 ]4 N, X/ l6 p4 {0 M5 r4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5 `# o; I! Z/ D6 H7 ]/ H5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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2 M1 t5 ^; B6 A* f/ |. u) c$ x3 r6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.; W. _& i t! F: i0 b$ w
$ c' u, L" P' \/ `7 @( ~" r" F9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.; x7 d1 b+ l# c$ c
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)7 ^" v' D* v: c) S# V4 n
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.* L& O$ b5 ?( ^. I, H
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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0 {% ]' ~; j- l! u6 R# E5 B$ F1 W13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.5 f4 Z% @# z, t) w- E
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.. n9 T4 j+ c I) c7 [' X$ s
4 G" n, g& y, e5 ^16.) You take naps.
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! Y9 }! b- b9 {! C5 D- n17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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7 I- a: X+ P* b20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., G4 S# U' k/ U; O, E% b
8 X" q0 O! R& H* b7 S# G21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"6 \" `$ O! C1 K
; M5 H; S! `; T) d22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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5 ~) R; |4 [8 P/ l0 p) k23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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