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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ \( N% `/ U+ ?6 o7 ?$ O8 _
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.1 y+ Y& p K! @4 Y8 w, l) G
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.: {# b Y1 t: P ]) ^) w
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel., z7 ~ S6 I d( \7 V, q( Y
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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# i' e0 x* s, @7 A) Z) \& N8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.( N6 W: R* }9 y+ j- ?2 b
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 r, d9 ~8 l) f$ p+ l% o. N" f
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)6 Y% k' u, q# s
; v6 S) K. R, e+ R, e11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.$ j+ ]; r2 |- ^7 Y7 t% |
4 n3 a( ]7 P- T8 n! ?12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.( W; n' _% u& w4 S
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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# x. H* \' l1 t+ M' J+ S14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.& T) \8 E8 A% k8 v2 F& H. L
6 P+ f5 D. o/ {* U- w( v# _. C19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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/ G n: l6 q) T% Z# [' ], h21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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2 G. Y; F) R" q6 P6 o: n* D- l22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. " E2 F/ u! F5 e ^% K! F
6 o, V" v$ z4 Z) h" l23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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