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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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+ X' X2 ?" T; v: }2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.4 e" U7 A2 |" x8 [- B. H
7 y9 e, Y+ _ K: T3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- Q% F6 k& w/ c
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.5 A1 Q" S/ p3 G5 K. H* d! W- {8 \+ o1 i
8 ?( |- g( `) B5 g9 `+ p5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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% k: ?6 x( w' O: v- D' m6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ [" m$ Z7 D8 ^ E2 }
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 z1 c6 i3 w( {, P, F
2 u2 Z8 f0 I' ]9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.% y# c4 z. y3 n- k) W" g
/ S! |: V8 z8 w! P4 a2 i$ _' T10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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) y1 n8 w+ O9 ]5 `- T4 v. z7 G11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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+ t, B8 e& G& [0 M5 J12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.+ r$ ^$ C r) D! `2 M- T: ?) f
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.! j( C' W4 f% G [0 K, r
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' S0 g0 m. a9 I R
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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4 T8 s$ i: S$ G0 p2 W18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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# U9 y3 l; A$ t! \+ w# Q19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 H* f7 F+ q; B# S* }% @$ o K3 W
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!". k& r; N% v. Z2 R
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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