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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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# e% E$ w& `2 M$ O! [5 L1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them./ G1 P3 U, {. k$ T' K1 ]
4 _) b* b$ A; _8 d" p9 ~! f' L/ v2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.# b9 Y$ D( A' @
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.% |$ S" v& D: Q8 g
- s1 F2 f/ c$ i J, k4 O5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.* c/ @& z0 u1 @0 |5 x2 x. S
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.6 V5 l6 e! G9 y; M8 [/ }! p f
9 S( w6 Y; l" D) h7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.: s* V! J7 n$ \2 z' s
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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3 Z) S+ G- }0 ^* w# e9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)( s. m7 Y+ u# U' y J
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.- ], n8 ^( ~$ K: D! R! A; {
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.& r j* m( v$ o4 |! P; |
- K6 O: Y: I& {" K- `13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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( h3 {) V a; Z: X) m: S14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 m( F1 v& x, C2 ^
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16.) You take naps.9 `# v' o4 X: f9 [- X& k
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.5 g Q- X% ^; a# p. K' E' v: `5 y# D
! S @% Z4 l% ?18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( I; C0 q: t1 {: @) e4 [5 q
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.2 b" }; S2 x" v; D
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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( \, H9 l3 J: S2 w, t22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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