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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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: q$ k- }* j* }0 `1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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r* e8 v7 L+ m1 j; U7 V" P6 k( J2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.' I# ~9 m3 Q6 ~1 i
; [, p, W+ j3 ?. n" U3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.* s1 u# J. t7 o7 T& z- c
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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1 P$ H; ^# Q. l8 a- m5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.: ^* D) r& j) |4 L G. ]
/ K7 j1 `6 ?8 P/ G0 s2 _6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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( C! n: [" k2 H* {$ F, ~7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 C/ o( |* l+ e/ s% O- Y3 b- b
5 f3 e6 R! Q) s2 V, [/ n8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 b1 d% W* J y. q d3 y6 ^
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.3 v# ]3 s5 J6 Z# e- O( x/ t
% J. w4 H" |# z% h- L2 ~$ ]10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)3 \! X+ C/ g1 ]2 l# x1 N$ H
5 ^/ S. H6 w& ?9 T8 F, g11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.) C/ u4 o5 E5 R# h: W+ k9 L
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.2 @ v! u; U/ T0 h
. W5 W: ~) z& ~9 ^8 p% Q14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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8 H" Q3 ~$ q J' ^19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 v1 r! a$ X; v! @
" u7 J, [9 S4 H, m9 Y5 G5 K20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. " b: g/ B) q2 f7 w
2 z! h, j7 L5 [% M2 `23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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