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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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; s( z6 |5 L3 f) b+ z1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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8 I, w0 S" d% E0 y4 u; c% F3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- O+ X: F5 |, T# x) P
4 R1 }$ J" v& D: a9 m# ]4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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& v' O+ ?) c* X' W- i6 c5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.0 M2 _; ~9 z' W0 B( T. j& @ D
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.1 r3 L' \) h0 F6 q9 j6 h
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.( ]) B" Y, m; @
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.3 N( ]! K) d: q1 }' _
5 ~9 s1 t$ }8 [* F8 C0 o10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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- }, c5 r. Z; e. ], W12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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# ?7 t! H6 ^/ w% G! N13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.2 M* v; r' p# j5 V# d$ u* K
" V" m; d) a$ K' V$ w! |( I14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.0 @# L) H: w3 S
* Z* S* _$ L% \. y2 A/ `! c15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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/ r% Y! @# t( b1 `3 {5 @! r16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# J; y7 ]1 i) o8 T8 p
~! E& E+ ~' q18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% \/ ~+ j9 `& \- b, Y- y, f, e2 L/ ?
9 n1 v" M0 h7 q5 J' _, t6 o* ~$ o19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.0 q' |3 T! z r; {$ J; d+ p& y
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.1 t$ Y) F% K0 ?! q4 e! F. y* S
- q% Z. c/ v1 N5 o21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"6 W9 j1 E- C4 R2 S' d% z4 k
( M% [0 o( b y' B' N22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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