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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 1 \5 a' k: y' U. b) Z6 p9 m
0 C! T$ v8 ?# @4 F/ c1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. K3 {5 Y% N% }3 f4 U+ W
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.( w( N4 a( }7 z
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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5 B* Q" _! G |! s6.) You watch the Weather Channel.7 u; @6 r- L4 {& Y' r$ X
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' B# S4 J5 B% |% w
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.! W* X/ T f2 l* Q& p1 ^" ^9 X
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.5 x+ z+ U4 G, A* i
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)1 q6 O( B+ Y+ l% ]1 D
3 W$ E$ o# e# v/ h; P/ X$ ^11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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# v1 j8 Z- X" E( Z8 Z8 }: J13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.2 N4 q9 W. c9 R- T* [+ E9 l
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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: f7 w6 r0 M( P. g1 Q6 W) v15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.- r2 D) C1 t& Z
3 Q5 ?/ d- T3 w: G/ |; Q$ E16.) You take naps.
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9 u! S- l6 W5 v" _17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.9 Y2 S/ o1 P/ }, O) N2 W6 e2 r8 Z5 I
0 u: y+ y1 E- O- e2 y" z18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.' E& h+ A; a) E. h# x2 v
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' F5 c& u H0 a- P
* }- b9 t7 j t7 ^21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"- x: i* J2 u" o, z" |
# k# Y# z- L: t4 {* B) }22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 0 a s* N+ @4 A. U2 y
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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