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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) [+ B# o6 z8 r5 b# t
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.- R9 K' [& ^* f8 R" S
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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* Y( }3 o# A" |5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.) |+ {( F+ B3 O7 o% U2 h1 \
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, R: M) G5 r3 E4 _" c0 K7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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1 |; H. N( G" C) W2 ~9 r- I# i0 u8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 A, c& o- E3 w' Y
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.) R3 e# i. k$ Y, \
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% V' D, p+ r6 f6 Y: f$ P
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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5 e: Z9 u; _4 O$ T( J" g% }15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.5 @- o. K* E$ _+ e$ _
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.* o, K' K z$ x
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.$ E9 C6 K2 t5 i
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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. W: o7 ~5 q4 o4 j21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. # F( f* R* ?+ X! q- ~' F; E
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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