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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 8 b+ [: S8 p6 \% |
8 G, D" d6 M6 K1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.) K5 c" d' R3 v# u, `9 f7 f) n
, C' v, S" _7 Z4 B) \; m8 G2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.$ s3 S8 f6 a( a" I& B- ^
+ p; c F- r6 e. L3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.2 ]5 G9 J* Z& y- q
m* E9 N$ G) x3 l- ]& t- \) I4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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$ r5 x6 w9 V+ L% \* b5 N* m; U6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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+ C$ M% j9 q- c7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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- O( v( H( u* d$ @) O" N2 z8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.- U: P r5 _6 W9 ]- F/ Y! J
! r7 b: I, @% x. { ]: F/ D4 }10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.1 m( ^/ f P, L7 r* x$ l* u
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.' F& l7 Z" G. q0 p
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.& P( T" A. C5 r( P4 \( @2 E
& `# D3 N' t. V- ^15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.4 C/ X2 w+ ?; e( E9 B' z7 t3 J
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16.) You take naps.# N9 P' J8 n+ S6 m4 M- T! t
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.3 `$ Q7 q9 @) H/ [3 q/ z* o
; v5 f$ u1 ?4 d4 }18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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% D5 [4 a, l3 U: s9 s( i: y _19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( f7 L$ J. H' P+ N
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.5 [+ t; b7 \" c9 K2 }0 X
1 R5 g( J t9 q* c/ X21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"- t4 _5 r2 w9 ~2 w
/ d+ H9 r7 \' `) ]% j5 ] O22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ( n% L" N5 v* U% \- \ q9 ?
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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