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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & w3 J  ^- Q8 P! }; o

0 K9 `5 U- j9 a0 y1 V( V, n! Y1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.! X4 J4 j* k# d. Q6 k

4 g$ R0 u  `" N2 u$ B' ^2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.: T6 H3 E' y; |, t3 w6 w% h# X

4 j# i4 A' q$ I) ~( X- b3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- ^* o: [3 E# {4 A) b5 k9 z
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.  o4 O  ?7 d6 T1 X
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' H% k/ E8 o# Y" w+ z
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.* _: P' y9 x+ h+ `2 b1 u
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.  j& P$ i8 V% q- x& H3 z) l

9 r4 s' I$ k* h, l2 v5 Y) a8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.; B' X6 c1 x" o6 C' M7 c
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)# E& m7 p, Q: E3 f. h0 T! L+ Q& r

( r3 Y+ y% ?- p( ~. l11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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- \9 u+ N/ }# {7 E% C9 s12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: E9 o( j3 k* l5 J9 ?
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* [- D% |9 v- J9 J- I
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.( L# B; I9 S; f" o+ P* i

# L4 Z  t+ d$ m16.) You take naps.9 R* N& N* L, Z( F- d0 {
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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3 h" v. q+ T6 R* }  P1 ^# q. A18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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6 O$ f, p( f3 |) ^19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. & P1 ~( v1 j  i$ k- J  x' N& i( Q
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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