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" b/ e) k/ l& s, {9 Q2 o( q1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.8 I$ w! r. b$ q. p. A! H
# _+ @- z' Q! I9 u" X2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.! ~/ C+ {% v& Q0 {/ Y0 [2 c# o# R
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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D4 s) Z+ Y3 u: A2 m) m5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.0 M: Z, E1 C0 Y8 M4 j* Y0 G9 T
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel." w' o( Q# K- S% g' t+ {2 l; Z3 a
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 a' z% u! Q4 j7 R8 o* [
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.* {5 a( b- V6 s D/ o6 _
* T5 g9 W, O5 B7 j, _& X+ K9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)" t( ` B% u( ^8 V6 s& q
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. X( c6 @7 D5 g
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.1 c7 e& K! s9 {# U3 T6 i. x& Q
1 R* ~# z/ M, Q! @# z. ?13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up. ], Y( L( G) L% \
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ i d/ z2 x. w# E/ `5 F5 M( _
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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2 G1 X' o' t5 R% _' m; U; M# C16.) You take naps.) J& |/ V: f0 V/ p6 N, q& ?% M
* d6 K- ~, W2 p8 d/ F1 a s17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.) G: B! J7 `% s& A5 l5 A- s0 x. k
. k1 O1 N- D. t18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.' P% m3 D$ s2 D: Z& w& ?8 Y0 l1 }( t0 `
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.4 K) ^) k! p* }% e
- P0 l" [* W+ |1 S20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.4 A0 W; u& J6 v7 c7 C
% K5 i3 O: n9 d21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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1 E3 t# S& W; m9 X22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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+ A+ [. I7 i& m8 V, @23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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