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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 # a6 B6 y1 r2 l) }$ R
" Y' Q2 V2 |" \. g1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.5 i9 w# q2 Q- R, C/ I& S
$ ^7 G* T4 P8 ]8 p3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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0 [2 q0 a6 V/ l- T" t# s, i4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.3 J1 k6 C& V( f9 E, j2 W( B: C% @5 @. v1 k
8 z d1 [6 {% W- k2 L( _. Q6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& k! b/ B) C% m5 l" w$ D( Q% S. s2 j
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14./ _2 m! v5 A2 y i
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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* V2 w" W# K. ^( } T10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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4 C; p$ z6 T5 f( j$ v% g13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.1 Q M, C: v A! i" A0 M7 e
& ]7 A- I3 D, d u* g3 s14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers." |- v2 }) h! m( ]0 b
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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# g7 _+ ^# g, j" O- p16.) You take naps.
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( v. p& _& S: h4 E, Q& M0 k( c, Z5 N17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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5 n0 t+ |( |0 w" v8 c) k/ m2 F18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# M% Y/ w# d4 }: E4 x& e
9 \$ v) N" g. y19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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2 F9 F: E- B V8 c# r( H' o) |( Z21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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! n/ |6 O/ {/ o22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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; N* I5 T$ P9 f u1 ]23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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