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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ( ?6 m0 W! f: e( P( [2 D8 i" r5 E
" q+ } Y+ M. R0 @# Y, D$ J1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.! K9 H! u7 d2 y( [5 Z6 f" I7 v
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.1 n8 p# @5 A$ v* o6 }& a/ o
) M) N4 ~' c% A0 q2 I( T; k3 V3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. e' S* z* U. u; {7 {3 S
6 t6 z( D* p4 A1 j" X2 o: k4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.8 e }3 m2 @' w( [0 f, ~' `
+ ?/ L8 j) T% r" M3 ~5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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. B9 p) l4 @& S8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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" ?& w: h' \/ E( ~9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.+ u4 C3 ~- S5 J3 l/ j8 S
6 j" W/ d# u7 s% _! b0 X10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!), S+ O" L0 X$ {: \& U* a
* O6 b) o6 E1 d# b9 P# b3 M: ~* T/ W11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. z& M* I( n' s: x; ^3 w
5 Z5 Y6 P3 a& X) h12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& P) {! _9 S& l
- _. ~, b: ^' r |8 f14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.0 [% G" r1 C" }- p$ N+ g2 Y
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16.) You take naps.
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p# c" Y1 g. u" i- I' V1 \+ G17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.2 e; F0 h) B! J$ K+ e
: j+ c; L. p) `! w7 _; {' z18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. # K) Q- c' H7 t6 N9 ?
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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