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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 / U6 T1 c( A8 c1 i. n) I
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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+ R) b( A9 n. g+ V- K3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) e* L! K* _- R" d
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed., r, P' f$ e1 f
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.# c8 ^$ g/ u: p4 O+ B" O9 x7 K
1 O: `; a! Q5 Z& `2 h" U, y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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9 ?- V2 \/ d4 z7 L2 a6 N% S7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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% B( w. _6 ?/ H3 P4 e. [10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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/ G7 ]# r' }. V- p7 r11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.( E( e" Q3 A# b. A( q( X' f
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# u8 M3 V9 ^0 z4 E
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up." |" ?9 I# \% d& b( |% ]
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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! p0 o. j; G. ^9 y* y+ G15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.+ |) a* ?' n3 y3 m0 B
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16.) You take naps.( n; Z/ T& R" ]3 y* r& \* D
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.& O. l( ]+ ^& a9 n; ?& i9 R! r7 t
2 W P6 V6 s |+ U u! @18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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7 e2 l5 m: ^% J! ~, u+ V21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! t$ }1 p1 c6 J
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ' y4 B$ F" @, ]) d1 S8 n' b9 y
( j( }4 U4 N4 S23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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