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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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7 j, j2 B" z8 X1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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) ^4 V4 L8 X' P2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.9 p( c; |) t7 x$ D2 K9 i5 `. s
; f) O! y3 H/ c3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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( [' Y' P* C1 m$ f6 w9 J& A2 E4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed. V: F/ ]; f7 M/ F. W5 `. z9 N
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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! f; x' I: S% b! h% F6.) You watch the Weather Channel.+ N# J0 ]9 T5 K& [- q- H
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. i: O3 D" ]' x1 q9 {
' A# R. U) ^# D( I1 L4 V3 C) a, Q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.+ u) F2 D9 ~8 R5 d
* M9 V5 ^" B9 A) G( q- P; p10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)1 y7 G- r7 y. y9 \/ r
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.8 M; ] n& R; N
0 c/ N- w3 ]* W12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.) a8 |& G0 H% W, j7 C7 M, f
1 }4 m8 i5 a7 r. V+ O1 `3 L( O14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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- s8 ^& u9 n: J; Q/ K' E15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.0 n& O0 i" w1 V2 k
R. X2 C N. Y6 A& O n4 R16.) You take naps.+ e& m6 x+ N' K; c" K0 h
, z- ^: ?4 I' R( d2 H17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.7 t* {: z( ]' X- c o, A; w
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.7 L; ]! {4 z7 z n
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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: q1 X2 _ w- D! d. C- d21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 }; l" @, M6 ]
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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