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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ' b& K- z& E+ M& O# ?% g" z
2 _, e& W$ x. U' Z. ?) G- S1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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' y5 K3 k* t4 O& s' R$ K4 D2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.* i! ?8 J# W. n9 v# Y
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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3 J1 E. f% m( u! D' ~4 b) f( I6.) You watch the Weather Channel.2 ?- ]! [- d" ]! {# e
) H8 q6 A1 o1 t% j7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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: S! a! n: B {/ J7 G. {) q8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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3 y2 e) ?. I0 F* U. g6 c10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.1 T# D o+ b& S+ i
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.9 m# g7 \$ Q* h2 |7 e
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.. c$ l, b5 E2 Y, t6 S
# A0 G# {& v( R; ]/ I15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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' ^- B6 C) w3 D2 q4 w1 Y16.) You take naps. f0 A m5 N0 ~7 B0 o4 W
4 B- p, c9 o. k" v17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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P1 Q5 M% o% i1 s8 V7 Z3 g/ |0 f; M18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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, Q5 a3 P1 y' i19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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" J& D" r- [. \20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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6 [0 L/ B" C6 v- W9 e) M# J21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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0 G K+ c- l6 W, q; w22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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; q, R3 u+ Y5 V" i/ F; r23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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