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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 8 K/ j) v/ `' J; N1 e+ E1 U
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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9 g  \' e8 V8 K* v& Q5 ?4 K% N2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.7 a! q! _9 g! T. s

' |" |0 U% M( H1 {5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% ~; [! a/ ~. C: E2 L: Q
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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, p5 y% Y3 e: f' V# P7 ~8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* P$ J) s1 C! N. ?* Z1 h' z1 C

& G0 {1 h( e' N3 N11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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7 ^. e4 @9 I) P9 c% p. e15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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0 T% d& ]2 b/ ?4 y16.) You take naps.
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! H8 }" W% q7 {17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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! L  }5 G$ r% {+ l$ b0 \19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.9 ?4 B. Q4 y5 ^! s1 N. Y% z( B" X6 S
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.7 \& [: t- N, X5 |. n3 P: |; B% ?

" H  j0 u5 E, d- P8 {9 C21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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7 n1 J4 {. D% {9 T/ b22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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$ i% A" }* M: Z# q5 Q23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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