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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ( s6 C4 z, [- b0 j; V' m* P
) l* H: S+ u$ X' j' J1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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S6 S$ m1 i+ S/ P: K2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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5 M7 j% r! H1 J3 J* t S4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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+ |9 _ J* @% }5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.) Z9 \' p4 G' M# B; v2 ^$ i2 v2 }
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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, u. S- X1 x @; S1 x/ S9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.% b8 u( D) @3 p
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.$ X( j1 m3 n$ ^' C1 X) u1 k
1 y: p, B, Q& Q# d+ Y( l14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.7 G1 }6 f# _9 v0 V
4 E$ ^$ Q4 s5 D15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.0 o4 W" Z% X! X2 h2 Q- m& s( { f
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., p; \. X! ?. W9 g ?" `
7 j. n; W( X6 ^2 U18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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% X, m9 [ r7 ~/ J+ Q7 I0 w19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.- p+ A$ E9 l! B' ^" U% y' ^2 e
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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. s( G9 S8 d( w1 ?21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. % \8 t5 f6 ? u9 v5 G. W `' w0 C
L7 F( F; r% {% x, q23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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