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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 5 A! y9 t! [( @) [
; c" I: Y4 n4 E5 `5 D* _# E1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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# y/ c1 Q# c6 G+ ^ F" r6 U D7 g# Q2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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9 p* `5 c) ^1 J9 u0 S/ H3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.: \* d5 I' i+ N+ U/ ]" D# t
) Y, \4 h$ v- c$ U' s4 b" D% G$ S4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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3 g4 h! h( ^+ \' D% [ o/ u+ [/ K5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.6 a% X6 M8 e8 C8 t# s$ b
7 a4 u& q" B4 H* S) s; F: Q- N6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ m d( X& y9 K1 C! s
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ G1 T# X' i% X
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 U, X+ ?/ h! I4 ]# w- F
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.( S7 l0 ]. D% ]& t% ^6 z" @, U
, W( r, J% d/ q" X12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: m& k& t4 q0 a
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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) b( y6 F3 a; P) Z% X, L17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one. @1 v" Y0 @$ F, g. y* a& K
9 a1 F( `* Z$ R3 S18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 A: k- Y2 ?/ P( F
8 E4 C: O, g' \, t; E19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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" ~: @* D4 y: C m- N20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.9 A+ w% O; k8 l; ]/ Y+ C
, D, e' t1 r: E, n21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. " D& C' _1 E e. {' H' P# b
- N0 I Q; t# x& s8 S23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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