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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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' _- Q% O8 s( w) @1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge., G8 ?1 x2 A$ Z3 A; `# r0 H
( o+ C0 x7 j1 U S( N* i4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed." u$ x. C2 p- J3 B- X9 Q
) g! C- }- S% T* m. ^" W: ~: ^5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.( W" n. K9 {+ c
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel., ?1 Q' _+ H7 q
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)! i$ j% b3 U! ^' Z/ M1 C8 H
) i8 _. K- p, o8 k11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.; Y! `2 @2 x( h6 k
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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0 K, f1 k z. s. ^) y9 X8 ~14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.- n! e$ {3 ~# _5 H, y
0 n+ U* A3 h9 [: s) z& ^7 Z( P16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.5 K7 E; \4 N# a# T. h
& h- q- I# I% H1 }+ J8 F6 G3 }; q18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.7 C, s1 P K# R" U( ?
1 b9 ^: S1 @# y) L; l: w6 w w20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 T4 i* f% K4 N F( J8 _
8 H Q# f S$ V& V22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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+ ^9 n! K# A2 ?, W23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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