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4 F$ Z9 d% U ^9 S9 }8 Z% \1 X4 i1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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" R3 |2 D' ?1 J" I/ h+ Y3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.! v: v5 @! g* H
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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1 b9 w6 Q' g% W V* @% `0 b5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.% p+ R c, L! R3 N) Q7 X
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ x. F/ p+ m* R" w
# J% H- k. @& p+ ^8 s8 K8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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1 L# D2 a5 w: a; r. e9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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$ {- a% I4 Z' B9 S4 ?8 M+ [10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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, z' S+ m; X+ R8 L: C. |11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.# ~2 D# C8 r6 T" r9 S3 f$ L
7 V) F- l4 N# z2 O$ v12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- O' _; j* _2 b1 f, _. j9 F
T w- y u/ ]. b: H: F14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.' I7 y% e. Z+ I3 L: Q
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.* r, \' H( \. \; L9 Z
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16.) You take naps.( W9 X: ?) N5 b# h# e3 ^- T
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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! S G" I; S; F19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.0 p) Y; K" f; i
( H! X0 Z+ P. n! E# r- b3 p2 F5 O20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.! P. M) W4 E) e1 C/ w
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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) h U' L0 p n: r* E, D6 m23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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