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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 X2 ?; g/ E3 e2 w" N( F1 Y' g0 O
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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6 T# K- Z8 v. x' \# K2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.! f8 Q+ T. _& p; o
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& B. [7 w5 H" x4 A5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' l% P! D, @5 w. _9 B6 B
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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" ]7 r: [) W3 d4 y7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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) P0 L; {" M3 A4 T# o11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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5 C/ H9 L$ ~) ~% O( Y2 p+ O12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 v% z2 Z4 Z$ Q' p( K1 A
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16.) You take naps.- G% B; U0 x( {7 q6 g. P$ M
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests., s$ c; A7 S* Q- B. g
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.% Q8 q9 W. m I# ~5 D; u3 q
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. " @4 ~) o6 E3 j5 O2 h& w
- V% U. |& o( a0 H& T3 { }23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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