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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 / `& ^' v& F& `9 G2 |: h

  U* _  \' r' g: e: N1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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, o; E* |' U7 b4 v/ ?2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. `5 u- S1 \  C7 V

! Q2 x& O8 o: V( |, V& A5 N# k3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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: q( L' W1 V8 {" k* |  H4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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3 a5 {  Z6 h6 A' e7 q$ r7 s5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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( ~) [( c: A" F7 N4 `7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.1 C: u0 f+ M# M9 P

1 k1 ?/ v/ I" A' w8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.& [- u( t6 }5 x
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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+ Y! Z! F5 X$ {+ I10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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7 n) Y% t. o/ c7 D: W11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.: [7 j+ E- m. y0 s* W% Q
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.2 U3 r/ h5 l& L$ L2 U# c9 _- u$ R
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.9 G3 R" Z: A  j
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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% R/ X! o1 w: A7 q15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.0 I( H1 y: [5 h0 a
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16.) You take naps." W! `, H9 h- l; q1 l& b$ h( H

6 ^+ q! l8 E7 N& ^' ~+ h17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.: e& W9 K* Z+ i
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach." V. `& E" T/ _) j, h' z
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.+ G4 [4 l7 G. ?2 n( _* L

7 c$ Y( I, N9 u. X7 Y# O% o20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 7 Q2 U; ]" e0 G# `  h
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
大型搬家
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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