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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 # X5 @ H/ ]0 _0 I* ?/ z# o2 H, a2 R
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.+ m6 X, K1 Q7 x# }
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.3 b J) R1 E# y
1 k+ S7 N [; D; X5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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5 A9 u# J: L( H& E6.) You watch the Weather Channel.3 s1 Y/ y; x: s! _1 L0 `
7 k7 a) {; ?+ g7 B3 f. \- Z* \, {7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ |3 ^1 M% T0 A( L
+ |& \2 o$ p F8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 ]$ L- i' o3 v1 j% U0 M- ] \0 P
1 w" T7 N! V C. S; M$ }6 _) c9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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$ i0 O5 p: R4 R8 J( \+ g$ ]7 d# n10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)7 h# B+ X6 l o% @4 @" j
# x3 a4 k0 f( V, d/ m4 X11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.& h4 ~7 e' [/ T: Q2 k' v' F
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& q# p* U; N0 h% y
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.9 j$ c; L0 h" q% \4 R: B
- `) h; b2 U. o15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt." P3 A3 ]4 F! @; L4 K0 i
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16.) You take naps.
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( R8 y9 T' B0 n: H! V17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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7 K p: i8 H# C% a) J; \9 b18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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+ v* c3 j& U3 \+ Y; \( Q22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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. U/ H& d0 |5 T d( _23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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