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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ! @' T  B/ \1 l* x2 @
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.# ]' p5 d6 C  D' u
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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' Y) p. N" l4 R0 E: A3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.% x6 V2 G( \8 W2 i

) R+ c/ u8 o4 i7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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6 q" L1 t$ a0 r- X( j+ ~' {9 }8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.  E1 t- v% _: A% s6 O9 u7 t8 q7 z

  _' j, c" C1 O' \0 t6 g( @4 w- l9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ f/ \) g  i* Z* D7 d
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.. i1 O+ }7 r6 {' a9 O, l2 ^" q

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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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# X% b. ], R+ m  s14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.% |& Z! b! \2 m& T5 ]

/ G) o+ b2 S% m8 U9 b15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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% v1 }$ F+ t4 m$ o/ j( u# H17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.! J+ x3 |/ g1 k; p8 t1 N, u
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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5 N4 N% N$ D+ c/ z6 U) F19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.- c4 C1 }4 u& P# Q1 ]+ z& i5 n9 r
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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8 v" W* E0 e7 q; r6 C# ^21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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