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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.! h+ T# N: x. X* W: p- Y3 b, H
3 N; ]" V; _8 C! Z; o/ e2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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8 v+ q# t Y9 [1 \ K9 ]9 z" e* H3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.0 G$ C4 p# @; n; E0 \+ p
& A8 a7 P o; h4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.8 \ P# h% B& U2 O) }: E
6 t+ U7 o+ ~! {5 M+ _5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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& D& C% I& V z% O P) U6.) You watch the Weather Channel.% g- Q3 j$ ]' G! i. c
: ]. L, y$ B, x4 ]; ~5 H( I ?" q/ b7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.) K" J- k1 @0 }/ V- ?# ] z
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.9 b# P( S% \& }
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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S }# l! [: s3 a9 c- g9 G* q10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!), u- v1 f8 A! q: l& y
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.' E+ T/ h- G' ^& O8 h+ |
7 r: ?3 ~" Y' W: V2 L+ K8 d4 T12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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2 C% t* ^- F* t2 z13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.$ L5 w. J( t S- D
& w+ c1 ]$ U; V( M9 I14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.% g% S+ }* ]4 \
9 k8 E$ o# W3 K0 V15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.% f- n/ c$ S- N3 L! K% M! I
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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# I1 N: Z& {& p$ u18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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" J: r- ]1 b# d/ G6 q% ~) g1 Q. c20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time. j/ u2 `, x$ v# ]4 s4 Q
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!" ~2 g7 d F& b4 K0 J7 X! U
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 7 B4 s% y+ G7 P* \5 X
7 ^5 n7 D) R/ T23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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