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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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# i! y8 X, |' K3 n# N1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.8 I' ~1 X. \- P3 `# {1 c& ^
& W8 M9 _9 @$ L3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.+ l' C$ p0 N" j# }! u
4 b+ v& C3 `- h+ X" I8 G5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. L) e6 h1 `0 C: r
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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) {' U2 |. N; f6 i2 @8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.) V' z( w% I; S; \: d
" X( X0 A5 J" w( _9 f& i9 ~10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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2 {, S3 R {2 W8 ~( u( _7 R% D0 V11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.: k4 _" w2 `4 {3 F5 t6 ~8 s
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.5 F, m7 j, \% n# m* p- I% Q
5 E3 Q4 E3 F" \ C( {: h13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.$ G# e$ G/ f: d" R; ~" M
+ G. ?5 C6 O! v' v# |" @14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 H7 t4 M; M/ `' ^" \ n/ v
# V0 d) n7 }( @" M% J) h16.) You take naps.6 @/ v# [" E% U: ^8 z& W+ Z- s
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.2 h$ O6 J* U% N" W7 \- P6 V
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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4 P h, r3 P) q0 Q4 Z21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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3 g& a6 i+ D/ D9 X3 H22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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; y$ C" ^' n8 R% k3 ]7 b, n2 o23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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