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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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3 Q  M3 H! }- [8 t; FEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:$ ~* X0 N; K9 g' N7 Y1 G$ z7 l
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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More pictures are here
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#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. 7 L% x7 C& S# S9 [4 W; J8 Y0 v
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.  Y0 b8 @8 _2 `. Y* R% q: V9 d
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.2 N. v0 z4 t0 S( t# U. `
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?  P8 M3 e1 k  C* q
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
2 h0 `( K2 J+ ` 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由) u. k( Y; O6 l9 b
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
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看过笑了的,回个贴吧。' z% R/ i" n1 B5 P" {
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
$ R1 W( ~: I) M; _+ |: E  C) h看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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