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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here
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! T3 c2 e7 H$ \/ \6 Y+ FLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.8 f# n# q. c- L" W1 P
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
: L5 d- H7 T! R: M/ a7 n9 p#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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6 ~; l7 a+ p- D) W& }& n#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
9 y3 X! W4 Q! Y [#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... $ v9 U4 U; e9 |' T
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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