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6 m5 K; z5 l B! o. N9 Y! dEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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6 l6 b1 J4 b0 F2 |8 E% pMore pictures are here2 j" ^' Y5 a0 b* s) G
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/8 _. Z3 G4 H! g* q9 o& p$ d
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.: G3 q, X. e3 e/ G2 G( O+ |& U) h
0 Z9 E4 o: I( A9 c" u+ FTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman; J5 i( a% o: r9 j/ }
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
6 W: j$ J* W/ R7 @# n# i#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
h8 I' _0 a' p' m5 R#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES." M7 P. a+ Y2 H, n, o0 @' W7 j9 W! V; v
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
! K1 ]- g! b" U, e#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
: R& [! W" O4 N) G. N' \$ q#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
& w4 `' ~) ^ t; O) S" m#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
. j3 p- _/ @# J7 m* z0 m#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
- G, e) ]* t8 h- g* _#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.# z$ Q) D. q8 _% }
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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