This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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$ \8 ^' H% l4 ?$ D: {+ [#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
$ _; A; l5 G  G) u0 o, J#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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. b4 n, s0 J, Y, v* W+ D: ?: {#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
% E& J/ [, R: C. X2 q9 Q/ Q#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
- K" E0 X% e- c6 {2 N; B#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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9 d) z$ v- _4 |# iAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
6 ]$ b0 h8 J) f$ s( S. |, K/ S 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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