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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:( ~/ S3 ~8 K. v6 U Y6 |
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/& K# y: G* E7 V- C" I7 g
' M4 C5 N+ a$ U7 G* w3 Z t" @More pictures are here
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2 V- q2 f7 ^( ]. l$ V# g) oLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.7 Y) D! V! s# u: A' @) q: a
0 p+ q1 J. l. v% X9 eTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
$ \8 ^' H% l4 ?$ D: {+ [#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. ( R7 |# y7 n- Z
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
$ _; A; l5 G G) u0 o, J#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
0 D, @" L# v. s @. b/ Y& {, `2 }#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
. b4 n, s0 J, Y, v* W+ D: ?: {#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
% E& J/ [, R: C. X2 q9 Q/ Q#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.' ?! K1 r' Z$ e
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.. w7 J0 U0 N" Z: e$ d/ r
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
- K" E0 X% e- c6 {2 N; B#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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9 d) z$ v- _4 |# iAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... ?" N6 ^1 b) a- e
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/ w) `/ Z$ ^% O1 x8 D#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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