This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
8 r* ^9 x8 w* k! d#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
4 ~8 p! a# V; f, L7 w#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
  F. `4 v: ~7 U2 I3 G#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
: y+ V( `' N: O6 M#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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