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the longest word in the English language

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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language? 4 r& B+ R* h# x3 M% I

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3 O' ~0 ^) b5 `' ^+ h) tBecause there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America, y$ @; \6 ?  ?/ w% U- D
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:
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  B0 N. o! W8 G( Z' BTeacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
4 ~# H3 f0 h9 _Maria: This is it.
1 B2 j$ ]7 x! V6 b/ B* [5 HTeacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? 5 y0 |2 _/ l' i& G
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗
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$ S! U0 K' A% NA Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
' a6 B& S$ V  l# i7 N# }) }8 |"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."/ o- Y! ?" l( c" j
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
9 O$ u  E$ C( T0 i& T- S"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:39 编辑
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; a# `6 X7 o1 w你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋
  t# y- B: A/ G+ \You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:) T# E, Y4 r* N7 ]1 i8 _. `( A

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Officer: You were speeding.
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Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.5 Y, s% A+ g! y* u; m3 N
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
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Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?5 _/ k9 L. @( W6 [0 ]
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Man: What if I just thought that you were?$ a5 h: H* q2 z! v; _- j
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Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑
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7 J- `' {1 K% N9 a* e为什么男人们总问这个问题
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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.$ o8 Z8 {* E$ v7 b2 Q2 L$ x/ ?! S: ^
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
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0 T! p+ D! x7 UB: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
7 M5 I3 b5 v8 P8 r: n  R) NA: I don't have one.
$ U* G1 k- D5 g' Q" k$ iB: Well then, buy one.0 N8 c6 i7 i! T7 y' D7 I8 `" f+ W
A: Can't afford one.
  z6 w2 y% a7 V7 e" ?B: I can give you mine if you want.) ~" e+ Y  B; d
A: That sounds good.6 @/ k) \+ O- k. w
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.  L7 W! F6 d3 a  S/ k% Y# G$ e
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2 K4 w3 n7 b" pB: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.- ?: _. O- z' s9 ?. G
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A: I don't have bread.
1 @/ p  f( J7 `/ aB: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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A man is talking to God.
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The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
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The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
8 o) k7 p  R/ O+ I- {God: "To me it's a penny."
5 H7 `+ H& m9 ~; A& }: m; ZThe man: "God, may I have a penny?"
! b4 L2 ]' ~: r& [+ C. n7 m" R( PGod: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. " n1 M1 K- T% ]2 {/ V9 C/ t  p

, _- m: q) C( T# g- }, I(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
5 B! H- L; c) @- h0 ?Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:06 编辑
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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同言同羽 置业良晨
理袁律师事务所
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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great job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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( U& o: ?, g6 ~6 p' h+ y9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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以I开头造句:8 H" @. o% i0 e' O9 D
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...
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The ninth letter is I
# G/ z3 @( t- P"I" is the ninth letter
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