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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)' a* u5 M$ S7 [$ l8 H S$ v; \
; c6 v$ ^8 ?5 J1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
7 d: i5 U9 A% p1 `$ c) y2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
3 u# m4 B1 t' Z3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.( b n# p4 Q. Z! k$ a" g w7 f& d6 h
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.; e C7 @1 u, K- k/ g
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
! I/ w& V8 e5 U6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
4 K+ p+ a( Z, h% {6 W4 `5 W7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
! O( G, W9 o" [: F6 [8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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