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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)" b0 s$ \& @2 E$ x; E
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
' y- q% n h1 m- h; B2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.9 r: E* q; M% n# p0 B$ f, l9 Z
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
, W9 u. h$ y( Z& b: k$ l0 X5 p! V4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better., L% Y8 G8 @! R8 u @& Q2 t8 g
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
9 F1 C% X/ c7 V6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.4 g2 k3 v |9 a- {. i& Z' i4 j3 G
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
* }7 f# w% J7 L' w {8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. * j4 \! F' k2 r# |0 F5 f8 K: t
. ^' W$ N% o: H- S& IMore if I have time .. 2 _1 `5 v& R# H
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