 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. ! L3 D) ]6 T# ]- T I, |: n3 O q
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state." Y/ K* T: P2 _$ ]8 c: c C' S
% g) X) a. F- H _" t4 FDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.% ?4 L6 A+ T% h. Y) l7 B
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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G# t" S3 z# W( BCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.3 Q; }3 O: [" O3 o# _
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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% P0 j0 I+ n+ A/ G1 TFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 5 I( P; w/ [4 O
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说:支持有恒心读书的人
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