 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 8 X! C; @3 U5 A' S. h: c1 `
' \) P" B7 p; x! o1 B% FIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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% @5 }8 ]# b& m# iThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed., ]8 J* ]" }) _0 o$ k9 ?+ C* V
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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2 U- P7 k# Y1 e. Y jDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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9 k4 z+ X% p5 Z E+ MShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 1 F g, b7 i8 H! C# l
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.- \8 B* z5 U1 V( M1 s5 k' W
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut3 z v# P; s+ _- ^; O* Q3 g
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4 t6 ]6 m' Q2 R& J2 [* H/ l+ eWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ; T/ V Z9 }! a6 A
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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