 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. % C! N& {8 {7 \6 f
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.' O$ b3 J+ I% Q% f2 p& d: \2 {, I4 i4 p
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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& U/ l4 w; H' A1 ?6 i3 KDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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9 g8 d% J# x& bIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.$ s# S' f. D! m. H6 c4 }# {. R
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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5 ^6 v" e5 ?$ yShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. % N- B! A4 F0 g1 w8 p# @
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7 k8 z/ f6 b) R. X3 y0 z3 OFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.1 l0 z3 g( q: S8 u& @1 s
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+ W! J* D, J; uYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut2 J1 M. H+ }" {; l3 G3 G
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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