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学英语了 - what happened and what is funny?

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发表于 2012-5-7 21:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. ' O2 D) C- ?: |: T: l/ V
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.8 `* u# }' E1 }, T
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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/ P. C) g; W: A- \2 HDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.4 d4 i. N! B0 e5 J

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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.; e% Q9 g! G" f' R$ A) [! p3 t; F, T. `
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( s' T9 j8 Z  G$ y, ]7 r3 z6 m0 yCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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- y7 i# g0 M: m& S  t/ |She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 7 _7 P3 |- X% I. ?7 L7 C

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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'" }" k! i; \- V0 z
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1 v/ y5 i. Q2 P/ hThat's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut6 t( ?6 X2 O7 @( \9 k# h% B' D

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5 F( s, S* R* }: B) P0 mWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 9 U9 O3 V7 |% S* s1 q  c) ~. B

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鲜花鸡蛋

npt2008  在2012-5-8 21:49  送朵鲜花  并说:支持有恒心读书的人
鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-5-8 16:52 | 显示全部楼层
没有人理我?
鲜花(41) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
JoyceAccSG 发表于 2012-5-8 17:52 3 {+ A  D6 c1 P
没有人理我?

; s4 z$ Z6 @4 w不可能,正在看呢~
! B% f/ y) w5 m& e$ s$ k+ W3 S昨天看了“the vow”誓约
鲜花(670) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:24 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
晕死,这个帖子我昨天怎没看到& q4 s) q4 K5 D6 r  o* \& F- Q- h2 w
这两天都在挖地,不好意思,晚上空了,仔细读
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