 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 4 ~- o5 M) T2 p( e( \' c
8 B4 ^' [& Z! ^; a1 c3 vIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.9 {- N5 D9 X9 j |4 Z) }, |
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" M' C+ N$ G( e# S8 C& fThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.: F2 k( F1 Q& G- _, F
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; U8 s. p. ]9 b: MArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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X4 a p3 r5 G" @; k2 cFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'* x( ~7 d3 G# }1 f* r
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That's when she shot him.
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/ i" j9 q* f" X) e& T' W7 [0 VYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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' L2 T) w# l1 E* K1 u) p% GWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! + Y: y- H, h2 k
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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