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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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) w% I2 g6 F; Q% X& A3 Z: {2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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9 ^' K$ q6 o) f7 t2 l3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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0 p: G8 S g( O5. You use a down comforter in the summer. ( E: A( Q! x# ?: J2 A7 Y
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a $ b2 H) l$ C1 o; ~' u( n! ?+ P
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)/ C2 Y1 E4 ?9 m/ I
* @; O" J2 V# N$ d! b10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.: D$ ?# z0 i0 K
( S1 H$ }5 Z5 K9 T1 t, z11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, * _; g- d5 {, c0 J
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 ; ?8 n0 q% F$ v: m+ F- k3 y7 D1 O7 k
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.) b* @& Y0 E0 a- M4 n! e; s
+ h4 O( t; b0 \4 k" g2 b0 C9 E8 e12. Gopher = speedbump.
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5 I& B7 i- g9 m" \% s3 G13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 9 A% ]0 k1 _3 y+ ]; v: l
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