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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2 V/ d l1 f* [, D) k8 ^, b S2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]6 z7 W, ^) c' p& k
4 a2 H6 u/ h5 [3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. ' q" g2 [/ Z- y0 x4 }# x5 }0 A
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. ; C7 e3 t% @" a8 Y6 p9 I
9 U0 U/ x' J/ j6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a - e+ A* Q v" [- V( h/ O
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]% }6 |; A: @+ n9 o+ J8 _
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.7 c/ W! o5 u8 E7 J* ~6 n
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, * a8 q( H2 w) Z1 D+ H
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
' l: m1 Q/ u0 x, o" D( t& p(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 8 d* q8 M: {8 }/ w {
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 3 t$ Y" P( a( C6 e5 b
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.4 w4 M! f e% h; D
' G0 J$ I6 a' m g12. Gopher = speedbump.
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1 l, Y! N8 j2 V$ m4 V$ ?13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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6 w/ \% I( a. I8 i% ~2 e14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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