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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.& c2 t7 s( d$ O$ |* V, e, Q
+ C: b, R. m+ P9 ~+ _9 D2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]1 R" Q1 D0 K4 Z! X- i' M
, N1 Y p8 Q1 A/ ]3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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# L* J: F0 m1 y) G. C" \: R& ]4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 5 S0 g' M0 c% M
' W( q7 K4 C( V) e5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 1 n- G' M! e) A2 k
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
5 E) ~; b' O2 O9 V% C1 P, sblizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.9 O3 O" q8 F. b7 O: m* }
+ ~% O, d# z# x1 S7 v8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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$ N. [# s A v7 P7 ^9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)" A! t8 h6 g8 Y% T Z! l
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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4 u9 P; b1 @' v. c8 d. @8 C' z11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
/ N* A4 T8 t( y. ?" Ptwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
. o5 r: o! G0 i s8 c4 C+ N; H(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
: v5 o& Z6 I* V% S9 H2 S; nyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
, |5 n7 A- B& U# g" F+ @8 dEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.( _- A$ V7 v7 C# g! q }
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12. Gopher = speedbump.3 y% X5 A( m. ]$ g
% p5 K9 M/ h0 l6 M6 M13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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" ?1 I; y, i+ _+ \) ^7 `' @14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 4 {: t& P+ T9 a, N. k" W
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