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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.: C4 P; A3 v, s
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]) G6 ]. A e' V% P: c8 d' n
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.' E0 N) K& m0 n+ T5 H( V
' M7 h4 \# |3 y/ A$ O7 X4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. / c4 U! f0 d2 q
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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G3 a4 n2 \' y; `8 ^! ~$ I8 i6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.- z$ ], g& u. x$ S+ G
# n6 V6 g: q6 x6 L3 X8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.2 h. I2 |$ d' i/ X; M
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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9 ? F. l8 b, q4 p" b( B1 I10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.$ A: v0 p8 [9 U7 f
* k: p o" {! B; R- V/ W2 W# {# X8 q11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, # O8 w9 v4 b! g2 X7 o/ E: @
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
N+ T$ R: p7 ^& U% ]# G6 VEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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( x# X5 m8 U1 Z' V* l12. Gopher = speedbump.
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3 @7 A& g3 w7 k. J9 J13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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; s D: x' F" Z: \9 d& n+ N9 e14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 3 I& K7 a' P" f6 h* u9 ?8 |* i( o
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