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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.3 s% y0 h2 c* }: t* w. f- i! a! D5 i
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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# Y, u6 f) e6 ?4 s3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day." O+ }8 o+ Y+ q. R" E; _4 G8 u' U, H
. K2 v& n) m5 B: `4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. - q& [+ d1 K+ ^9 J2 X' f0 L; s
! N" k; X8 f0 V6 I5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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( E$ [: Q2 t" |' d: w: W* m6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.% V, N: r$ |8 p: @6 x2 m
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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7 e% ^& T( y2 [5 C9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)5 r$ ~1 |- p! P
/ L) [9 X+ m2 R0 Y: ?* q10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction." C8 r7 R/ l& d/ s
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, / F+ @, e5 C+ T9 D
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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" O2 a8 ~. I. G; H8 V( Syour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 : p- K( K3 A( x% V5 B* @/ d
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.# t* r9 Y6 S! a1 R: w
# C+ i' D! c- l" X9 }. c12. Gopher = speedbump.5 }. o0 q/ G5 b$ f* z+ Q
2 b& o/ c+ R0 t! q/ s13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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$ K: D4 j" b* P0 R* t( m! \14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your ^) H$ w3 f4 J1 ]) M
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