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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.* f- w1 t. I7 Y" r0 R
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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+ n! y% q: p J0 |! m9 s8 t3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.$ r& R; \0 S5 }) j
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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( `* k3 P m- l6 N; J5. You use a down comforter in the summer. ! ^$ @$ |: W! y. i8 O
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a , Z- I7 E* u$ T/ s2 B- ?
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though], O. H2 V) ^' |, W. H; L" \' T: y
7 a8 x. L) }1 w f q8 @0 y7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.) V# C3 G+ W) J$ n
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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% }2 x) N9 s+ P7 Y2 n8 P9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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: f1 q- o! r# l( W$ B12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.+ ~! a* w6 U; M- A- U, s' `8 u
& u$ G- ]! J* B7 s# M" D" @14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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