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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?) n4 p) j+ t0 I" S3 \6 ^
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?# o% Q# ?) C2 a+ C
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。+ }- d: r$ k# l8 ~; a* `
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6 l6 m/ B1 u, z8 }0 E' |' JQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?/ d( J3 P( y" E& h
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
5 E! z7 z! }! Z$ M' u# k1 _A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。! Q4 g& r5 f! e7 c8 u( O' W
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! B9 x" _6 a: n, Y; J; K3 f, ?! cQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
/ u7 i" W- f3 L tA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
( A9 c$ g- B( Q" [8 G$ U注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?* G' S1 U6 c5 i3 V4 v9 d. o
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。0 k! U7 t: X* ~+ m
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: z, T; C# q0 e$ ?& b3 g7 w& HQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?7 r8 O5 l, Q5 c. W6 r5 u
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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' k* v4 w* T# V; v- K7 ^ \( m. HQ:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?2 h. Z: d/ P* ]7 j5 V
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。, `- p1 A8 A! Z0 l/ f
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* r: D$ Z; C- [% IQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?) c! K6 l2 k% u6 |# R
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
6 b/ M0 \' \; n7 c/ QA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。( e: M4 G+ k) ?; n! _, r8 c
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$ D W" v N+ l3 j* q4 D; }Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
) u0 q$ `' Q" N, I" W6 t& r. f1 xA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
F& X4 Q9 Z2 P" ^% u; }* ]A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。) `! ~/ _3 T; T- a* S
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的4 c* a- a9 k, \1 G
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