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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?, m5 K7 A" s; f( q7 ~1 G$ B
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.$ ~! v5 h3 [2 I
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?
+ P. s; v2 j( U- o5 lA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?. z$ I. j$ n; ] C( ^' c7 S+ }
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.: n" f& ?6 S t2 K* e/ R7 ]" z2 G
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?& v) _$ q( B" L8 |
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。+ }. I: N" Y9 W0 F7 ?* S( r
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?. I0 W2 j0 ?! ?- |
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida./ }% W {( H( g3 A% ~& O A
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族- B8 q" q0 L# J- h+ _
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% Y a/ D/ ]* [( R E& H. I$ G+ d0 H+ GQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?( f$ D7 e0 A& E: N& g; c1 Y, Q4 {6 E- O
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。5 ^% |+ }6 l& ^6 X
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9 ^& g9 ^$ d& w, oQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?) v2 }0 Q% M6 i& M, x% t* A. P4 o' O. W6 u
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.* E; f9 ^$ |; |# c4 e$ A
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+ U. y) n; r1 s2 {% Q% oQ:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?$ p4 h: Z4 ^0 c7 W
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
# i$ I' ~" f$ q9 k( ?8 BA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.5 z" e8 \7 v: X, l8 U! X$ V
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?" L4 I) b) L5 J1 z0 {1 B
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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. K& X# _- n4 s! zQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?
$ J5 |) m4 x% H* r0 N8 TA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.& h. |, T2 z7 U; s2 f
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?- w# c3 b- C6 h3 r, H* _4 [
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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