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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
8 z c' n7 O/ e3 OSnape: Who is it? : o1 \. h/ _2 G
Voldemort: You-know-who!
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8 f3 q, @. F2 _7 K+ \6 jVoldemort: You-know-who! 0 H" t o: d% e
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 6 b% Z* z! p# i- B( R
Voldemort: The dark Lord! " D' P6 `; S& A, O4 {& ? W
Snape: Sauron???
# l; p- s1 g/ }! h& ^1 H. KVoldemort: The other one... # _- F, I/ a: A
Snape: Darth Vader??? - F# n0 P( w0 v) p$ H
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! , I$ c3 |8 I% X3 N
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! ' a6 `5 a* S v& i& y
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
( z% X4 T1 i* q- PVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
0 h* N/ L! c1 _7 GSnape: So Harry is my brother?
0 Q; c+ o# B$ d1 G1 Z% h" A8 VVoldemort: Your twin brother!
) A. _% T- v8 d& d5 pSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
/ U4 A# k" ?5 T0 \Voldemort: He's the younger twin! + C! {6 p& o% H. O& R d
Snape: Okay, no problem!( O, { ?: c4 [5 \- Y
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8 A; c& U/ P# j9 t. QSeverus: What's that?
; N) ?1 N% T& H+ S1 Y x3 `- _Harry: Your cauldron.
8 J1 E& W/ e# g6 \Severus: What's a cauldron? 1 C4 c3 j, q) G$ b" o
Harry: Dunno. - N+ X6 W1 \& C; e: \& y# r6 ~& j1 A
Severus: Looks like something to eat. / ?+ Y& a$ o) {" i g) x
Harry: Yeah. 0 P c ]5 Q2 w
Severus: You first. 8 f% A+ V6 Q9 k3 h1 B
Harry: It's delicious. 5 ]8 F* r& L+ E- s
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!1 S3 S& K1 P# U' P2 b
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