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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. / y! l% s! V Z& V6 M" F& L1 g
Snape: Who is it? ' g! i. u' J$ O+ Q4 A7 ~
Voldemort: You-know-who!
6 i! L8 X4 b$ A8 {1 v" H6 G% A* DSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? 5 K, o! i5 c# n; z H
Voldemort: You-know-who! + L: ?# X8 m Q
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 9 L4 ]5 k$ f) q+ u
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 3 K; }# H( h( `' a$ |4 t9 x) B
Snape: Sauron???
- q% m, W" f% |' }& nVoldemort: The other one...
4 q) V; r% m# _1 ^1 f' a k: CSnape: Darth Vader???
5 H# w# ]3 `6 B2 g/ Q9 vVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
" Z: f$ T0 D) C# B; BSnape: Hermione???? # J: |# o0 l3 M' z5 M2 i
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
7 x H" x4 d( ASnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
* V# U" X7 Z% [6 A! ^Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
' x! z2 k& Y4 c4 [Snape: So Harry is my brother?
. `4 v5 q! E* ~ K( ]Voldemort: Your twin brother! & ^4 I. e% n& z: K8 q/ R
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
5 I9 O+ l" J! W) NVoldemort: He's the younger twin! ; i6 v. t8 ~1 m3 n0 r8 g, H
Snape: Okay, no problem!8 x% B8 I0 Y: E1 E! [# @: {
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Severus: What's that?
6 T/ B( _4 V. g. z& pHarry: Your cauldron. ) y) J! v$ g, I( l- m, t( s& _# e! g
Severus: What's a cauldron?
9 G$ t M9 l' z9 t5 ~. BHarry: Dunno.
* G: z4 Z2 s* d4 A9 i# X0 A4 T5 q8 _Severus: Looks like something to eat. ! g/ ~# |8 q& o, }3 [& y
Harry: Yeah. " M6 j2 y/ B- r. L# S) s* s
Severus: You first.
9 d% I9 n$ w7 S& [2 q4 a1 e6 W' zHarry: It's delicious. ' j3 w: e) ?3 _+ F
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!- R: c, b, m3 s- m
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