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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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/ D& f  c+ Y" ^; n4 k+ a+ z# }4 aSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
3 g4 G# g+ s, b: U/ p4 o# ~1 ZSnape: Who is it?
9 k8 m1 g2 C3 x, l# C. ]# cVoldemort: You-know-who! $ v. L, l$ G# D( W" g
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? ! h) o( V% k; N  O/ Y  }5 R
Voldemort: You-know-who! - g: l( g" V* _3 h7 H9 b  `
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
7 Z, a1 O2 t; w) m' A& S" S- rVoldemort: The dark Lord!
  n( l* [. w+ D: @7 }0 lSnape: Sauron???
, j, ^8 S3 b! G/ L1 v# e$ J8 N( oVoldemort: The other one... , [  P! w, O7 \. \6 C
Snape: Darth Vader???
* D) U! ?; z6 O% J+ MVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 4 w) ~" {9 ^. }  r4 _
Snape: Hermione???? ; M6 B1 h4 @3 @) w: B8 b
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( f8 y' [( k+ R0 _Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
4 ~4 Y+ {; r9 K, {Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
7 W% A7 p+ n: G! GVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
  N8 B0 Q* b! w3 BSnape: So Harry is my brother?   K9 T: H; L0 E/ y
Voldemort: Your twin brother! ! a3 a' y( \$ e* \8 c
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
9 w) p( Y7 a) l+ a3 Y: k: U: s2 aVoldemort: He's the younger twin! / }) a* b; z( ~! f
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
1 q/ q8 c4 N* d, x) A+ m4 pHarry: Your cauldron. : }" S8 ~& I1 H1 c, u
Severus: What's a cauldron? 2 I* Z' q( j" y5 S/ P( t( ^; U
Harry: Dunno. ( E0 I' }9 n7 t0 a* e1 c! H" F
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 3 @% F/ j6 f5 S: c7 @6 e
Harry: Yeah.
6 n' u1 v1 m5 }9 a2 uSeverus: You first. 9 B" m6 |: W2 k' n
Harry: It's delicious.
, S4 Z2 D4 S' J! ^% PSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!7 E3 [: d4 G. g1 u  ]
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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