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9 f& G4 |1 S* b0 W* wSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
$ c {5 ]6 p" WSnape: Who is it? 3 b7 E4 p% X5 k. i w
Voldemort: You-know-who!
) U4 b1 Z1 q8 W! B& H0 O6 s/ DSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? / a5 e5 X/ n, q |! Z
Voldemort: You-know-who!
$ R9 R9 M; c% R7 wSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
1 k+ F# `) ^, a2 c2 x6 f+ b& `Voldemort: The dark Lord!
4 n) g4 A7 K" R0 D2 rSnape: Sauron???
5 a- ?& ]- ~8 F: {2 N% ?9 D0 CVoldemort: The other one... 8 o' p3 S# @0 t" G4 W3 g! m
Snape: Darth Vader??? 6 a( Z, K+ r+ J4 h% z: a* _
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ! b2 ~" _* E0 }
Snape: Hermione???? % h! J4 D& ^' b8 |& L0 |: ]1 C
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& q6 @% {& k) L0 f. qVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
8 R" T; r5 D4 S5 S7 j; K: n2 r; iSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 1 n0 u/ B( i$ U3 I5 b2 J, {" G
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! & R; z$ f; m1 t
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
9 T7 B' ~+ f/ F9 c' KVoldemort: Your twin brother! ) P/ w+ ]9 m; M& C9 q0 D# e, ~
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
" H* ^+ f$ ~$ dVoldemort: He's the younger twin! ?9 g: o. q4 [$ N2 s8 Y
Snape: Okay, no problem!/ Y# X3 G% ^ S1 w F3 d7 W
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Severus: What's that?
& U5 N8 w" V( r1 W0 n; @Harry: Your cauldron.
. d- Y# p, W( n2 R3 hSeverus: What's a cauldron?
- f' P2 a! D- f9 G. z$ A- ]Harry: Dunno.
1 f: p+ m) ^0 {. J4 R& k5 R/ q, [0 iSeverus: Looks like something to eat. 4 p7 t# Z* C$ q t* v7 i9 U
Harry: Yeah.
8 m. @ Q0 W2 [. P, l! fSeverus: You first. 0 |& |3 L/ \% T0 W8 z; _* F
Harry: It's delicious.
7 ~9 |$ D: H( D5 n' TSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!# P" ] I" p* v t- y& ~" \
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