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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
, n6 f1 o d- V" P+ hSnape: Who is it? , R! o* l5 H- I9 X% x) ^. b; S
Voldemort: You-know-who!
% B9 C8 N7 q4 w! ^Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 5 u) g! Y" N H% ~+ v4 }, H- a
Voldemort: You-know-who!
1 x V6 R( i2 z+ E% eSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ( }3 w" G8 X# N+ [) m
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
" l* D8 N8 [6 e/ JSnape: Sauron???
7 p. l4 f' G- v2 d9 zVoldemort: The other one...
, n: O. ~0 G, Q/ b% t1 JSnape: Darth Vader???
4 z* y( t1 q8 T h1 V% J2 N9 HVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ; f; l( g: I, l- @' A
Snape: Hermione???? % f9 d' B: K) p. G9 `
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3 S4 @0 k! v: }3 g3 V( N. ~Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
6 X \; C# M5 h$ p7 ~" R) ^+ eSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
9 E2 ?: e* ?3 a- f0 n* B1 p0 \# uVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ! z7 F8 ]% A' K, J9 _9 ?
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
$ y( u6 N( J5 s& ~% z6 s6 |4 [Voldemort: Your twin brother!
: l+ \) {" B1 b3 S' V, zSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! * u0 s7 t0 N7 q8 C7 k7 }
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! f; ^! s8 w& G4 C+ }3 g
Snape: Okay, no problem!+ b: `+ N" H& K+ F. e
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) S0 ?" }" `9 h, c3 h$ ZSeverus: What's that? ' X" B' Q1 ^+ r/ X+ x+ v, x
Harry: Your cauldron.
$ b. q: b Q1 {6 f( Q) j9 OSeverus: What's a cauldron?
3 J8 ~: x% \& A, t: QHarry: Dunno.
+ O/ c- i: V: f$ P4 ]* x: {6 ]+ uSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
+ y; T2 |( i) u5 [, O, k+ k5 |Harry: Yeah. + a7 q; ~7 D4 ?; B4 z. Y9 j/ V
Severus: You first.
: Y: X3 @. ]; u; L5 f' S7 j7 YHarry: It's delicious.
9 I# T; ^& r" I0 kSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!; {+ z; W2 f8 K7 n) S2 B
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