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>Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood
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: `. x9 z" ?& `2 i5 c>YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
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- ~/ M2 @8 y' c2 K>This is pretty neat.
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>DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!2 V) a$ ?9 N2 H8 {" g
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4 D, w; `( |6 P" P& ~, L% Q>Work this out as you read ...& B; U8 @) F0 S
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>Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
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>1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like : X- E r0 i6 _
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>4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
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>5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
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8 y% |4 T( r# Q! g+ d4 l/ u>The first digit of this was the number of times you really want to
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>YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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R9 s" k+ l z: m# }" d>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
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