美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.

0 q) P2 ]0 `- d3 V- _) ^对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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: e& B( K: L6 @7 V' x8 r' r" lAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

: |  D2 _/ J" f记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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# k6 ?5 d: e+ W/ q' XTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
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时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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+ h3 W2 c0 x; |( H7 [% ]All men are animals, some just make better pets.
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# I; Y1 |9 b, y0 l/ k5 e) @男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

If you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

2 v! [  z4 Q2 m& z8 U2 MSome people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

( u- c* m7 u. o8 {/ l许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。