请教英语

kazaa

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我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
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那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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% @' |  z+ X9 M8 X9 a) dSomething like:

          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.
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          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.



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xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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" y5 H- ?) S2 Y“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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  k+ H& A9 ?" m+ J( N“Would Jesus park like this?”
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+ T1 `* e4 R  @: u8 i5 [6 e“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”
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kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
0 j& x+ b  U" d- E4 BAdding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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4 L9 s( X3 W7 S+ Q. b' t“Chuck Norris d ...

, o; ~6 ?6 t5 |我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：

“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”
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0 L8 }2 `3 A- @1 [6 f4 n这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
$ I( a, ?& O/ d, S& f2 Q8 `我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
9 ]9 L1 N8 @& n, {( x( P- m5 SThis one is for #3's:
4 c6 e% o: A2 p, E/ f* s% k8 TGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

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ballard

i am a tire kicker!