请教英语

kazaa

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我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

1 I4 \. x6 s# F( e5 i0 K( z2 l: i我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。

Something like:

          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

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, n1 Y+ V9 K' ]/ Q          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.

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谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”

& s5 L/ @5 \4 ~/ I“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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+ i% @( D- F/ }- r“Would Jesus park like this?”

/ i0 S2 ~" J* b% H4 K& P5 {# m/ W“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”
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kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
& k6 z0 H& }8 j& c' D1 r* p; M# |Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

. H7 K" L+ f+ j' w' U“Chuck Norris d ...

我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：

“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

  }0 t/ v- x: ^1 Z; I这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
. T, }7 B0 W# \! j0 L0 }Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
This one is for #3's:
% f2 g7 \1 Z4 p$ a% j; HGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

* [  f8 ~/ R& L& v# C: b) N% g女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!