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- v6 n* t2 q( k7 w" k) S5 \" P3 k1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.& j+ W/ J( e* s$ }2 V& ~5 U
5 K2 p |7 M6 P- f$ M2. Always toast before doing a shot. : X% z6 _! c( K. }4 s
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.3 ^; S) y9 F* X6 S; l( N" `
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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0 N+ ]4 ]: }% t5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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5 s% D7 y9 q2 } e3 u6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.3 [. N1 }0 Q# U5 z( |& F1 N1 N9 f1 a& m
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' _- d Q5 R7 b! l& t7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.. e' V2 |3 m1 E( v$ H1 P" Z
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4 X2 ~. F. S; ]+ _10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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; ]$ s9 h/ x" M5 N& @' `; u11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.) M) |" B& d i; O1 j+ X
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@4 `& w2 }! G( j$ L2 z13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.! a/ v+ Y( n: }/ r3 o2 q8 O. b
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$ \0 Y& U) }9 Y( j8 j3 Y16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you., ~& I( o- r% e, b5 t7 q k
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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/ t( j2 a) j2 D' e D+ ^18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands./ ?4 t( Z) \$ Z' ?& }9 p$ N
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3 x7 _/ |/ \6 G1 T/ Z( I23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.0 d. i( d% k+ H6 R |8 H8 L
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.4 t* G3 j$ G5 w4 @" C3 Q
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. x( n5 l( j/ X9 `: k" K: g25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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