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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.- J9 l. K4 X/ Z4 g: r
/ W3 Z/ P' b3 U2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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# V1 a' @7 }9 ]3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.4 x/ D0 q; z9 H+ r2 |3 U- M% |7 J
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.3 `" Z# p! z) g/ h2 h$ Z
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. & T5 p4 G7 d9 p% n3 p7 x3 y2 H
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.1 A% {9 T/ M. g
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8 |/ \2 H. x. \5 q+ A) |10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.& {2 u" j- [# X3 @( x$ c
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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/ N2 h/ ?4 b2 ?2 S8 Q" a8 D, B12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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3 g9 G7 Y& W- K; |, [, x8 _13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.1 J0 \/ D2 d" a7 E$ B
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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% a! t' m: f3 b15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.9 Z+ K1 M2 T+ _. m$ c8 i9 \
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.6 X m; m( s) I8 J5 V' P
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.0 x# Q- {' F# v+ {: s# i
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.1 E) G y R$ O- Q
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0 w" _- N; Y. `+ B22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.3 F, ?+ ?8 L: P- Y; w
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.1 }- T" o% B7 n r4 F7 A4 G
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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