酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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9 T+ k" l3 y- Y7 r5 q3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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; ]( t" j* [( s- z+ V  o1 `5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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' W% Y8 ^) t# K3 U! P% ^6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


/ P+ C+ ~" @7 a6 ~% `8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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+ J) R/ k! m4 g9 A7 J10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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; D! a1 l, H2 I  Z+ j  q( C, I11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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7 p2 Y' l" D# a" o9 d15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


# ~8 d% x$ H% c: @. B" M7 Y! `17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


, ~( D+ U1 ~. {7 |( `18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


8 x- H* p+ e1 m- \) y7 r& c19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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) K5 [3 a2 v0 z7 C- e22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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8 ~, T8 i/ S5 Z+ v' z6 \24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.