酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5 r1 F4 U; e( a1 J' U* {5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7 R. r: [3 T; ]8 O* J# m7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


- |, @  |" E1 L( t9 D5 C' r/ K8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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, ^) P3 M' o* v0 h9 b9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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* h$ O( Y9 H5 r! `- ^: \0 ]. a10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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- S% i/ p) g! A12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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1 o# Q; W2 s& C: [& @2 H14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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! W3 [, R' u( h# U16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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* e" B+ J2 S+ D18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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% _/ m- M( Y1 ~* }; c: }19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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. E3 ~7 _; E( o( d6 M21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


) M2 T0 l6 e$ S7 I22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


' ^' @7 k% q$ y6 [; I23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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" B% A, ]6 s- J1 R3 P25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.