酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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! a. ]$ ~+ \, E. T% p1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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! ?- P- p" D7 q2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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( l! N/ d! ~, p- r4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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9 [: k, D2 X/ B9 P+ B7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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  D" p; [4 Q8 T, p3 p10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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2 h* B1 I) X9 |. c# Y/ f% M11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


2 S  \/ w! `# Q5 I5 L6 _12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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6 d! H' M, R) f' H: y8 x13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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$ s2 d. K+ E7 l! w14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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6 g. _& u) L* P- H! x21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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$ q. q) c  _# b# V4 K( N& V22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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# P# ?  ~4 S; o/ V24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.