酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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4 d! v1 c' }$ u3 {! U1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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+ m& k) r% V4 @. x* N" y  L3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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4 B  }" k8 x  Z/ `5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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# {# [; u  P6 ]  [% ?9 q5 f! V8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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& r, {. z& P3 b10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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/ Z7 Z7 _3 j; I11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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9 T* g! B# y) X# H* C12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


6 g. s* T" }4 |; D4 P% D- v5 V13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


3 G$ g" M* G0 {+ U- ]% n15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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( [3 l4 C- k! M7 q$ h# u16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


3 a0 D0 g2 E7 H2 P' n17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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: i" d& I2 S+ S19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


7 G  r' V  h- K% ~0 [( H; k6 }20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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, b% F6 N# L' K3 U+ M21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


: \0 |( d$ J' |23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


8 H- ^: ~( ?3 W, P24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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