酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

& M/ U1 l0 U1 j) Z1 D0 r2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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9 R5 c6 |1 t7 v, \5 D3 y2 \! r4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


  l; c: \6 h7 V* ~10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


3 h) g: i# `( X" I# |8 _11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


* G9 \$ d$ G  R+ W9 ?8 J$ r+ r1 _14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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8 p0 \" P6 f6 I& m15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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+ r5 u" f/ A: ^! g6 J16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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- w' o" U% d' ?4 v1 Z17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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( P% K  O! ~& q- Q; T0 W3 p! h' P18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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0 ~+ E" ~* \6 i* D. S7 g19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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) K( u9 P) f8 V6 B6 `3 \* a% ]21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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  W3 {% D3 F! i1 |( }$ f22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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  M) Q$ ^& {- t, l23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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2 [9 y: ~; _5 z5 y. f24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


. {1 q# p" X& \25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.