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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ) t; v/ f9 P! }. w* A: b
性本善:Sex is good. 0 B9 Q) l2 E" }+ b
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 1 b3 T: l4 o# D6 X8 _9 X0 V
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. , K. p# I/ H# s6 ]/ q3 p; L( I
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教之道:The way of learning it
6 W; a' {+ H9 }2 s4 C9 ]1 ?: |贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 G( }& j! `. |% x# {  k5 G" i
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 U( J5 ^! o3 o" J  s" d择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, , g0 [+ S7 s& G  i" I- y) n
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( V( K" N- Z" q5 u9 P% f0 U
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 4 j7 j4 m5 V1 R7 S- Q( q6 u
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ) s6 n* l  M* @3 d4 ^  }
教五子 All his five son took it , P2 C6 a6 c9 ^( y0 _3 h
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
6 |! l4 f. B  X$ w# N: ]父之过 It is all your fault. 4 [. n; h9 U1 d1 ?
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- t: k0 r9 i5 ?% j5 G( J- ~9 X4 P师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this $ y7 Y+ G, R! j
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) m4 ]! f" G1 J( N# J5 l幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 Z5 g' H9 _2 L7 a. S! M  u
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ! r. L+ B( A: ^0 ~
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) X$ @. I7 F* ]; N! s* L3 ]不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 ]. A% |7 ]3 t8 H; S' w1 E/ W1 G& y人不学 If you don't learn sex, 6 U$ j- q  f3 y$ Y* H4 D  s% J; \
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!' O' m+ G- v; @; E5 R1 S: N
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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