爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
, _( W3 v8 E8 i4 w# Z1 ?3 }) Y3 F性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
( Y) R/ G5 r  D7 X- B习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
1 T5 F# l/ r, \性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
$ D& f% |1 K4 H$ _/ n择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

1 _; J3 A1 q) M1 ?. F$ n. |子不学：If you don't study hard,
/ ]4 J+ U- `- k* G* Z9 M断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

& O0 d/ Q" ?: L! i, v窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
. V1 n. q* B. f! A教五子 All his five son took it
5 o7 _  u# g1 t4 q7 g名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

7 w3 D$ R. @! O. i0 l养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
  Q/ I$ m$ z2 M, b父之过 It is all your fault.
7 ?8 P  \/ {" c7 R, J' ^8 Q* ^教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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# w& j8 l+ w4 H" W, C$ a子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& L7 `6 g' d. I5 `0 M! ~9 q幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ L: V, i/ }# m不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!