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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ! t  T) E& o8 K' i! }. R$ }8 j
性本善:Sex is good.
& |  n6 v$ z0 A) k  a8 f7 Q1 H性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
: }( S) z1 w" h0 Q- Y9 A7 W9 E2 I习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 {3 W0 B' O' Q4 }# I6 M苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. + w$ a" {% _7 [9 d9 T
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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& u$ `* F6 i: [. R- `9 }9 z教之道:The way of learning it
  N& l2 U3 g: ^7 |, f贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 t2 `0 h, d; {1 K9 R* ?. z
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 3 Y3 S6 o* w: m7 ?/ t9 n
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 I0 x3 \- }9 A" o子不学:If you don't study hard, ) p8 |3 V1 F1 x! u
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 W- t3 r7 {& |. H) f7 ]

5 O% f$ r1 g  M8 Z% ^5 Y0 O窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 6 S# u9 v0 q: ~1 R4 p) @9 b
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine . G2 _7 S, p* a" q7 b2 t3 I
教五子 All his five son took it 3 X  e6 I, W* ^  z- `! f
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ) b7 m$ y( U& P

& a& i* z) d1 w7 y5 K# a4 R养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, . }$ y# }% p4 [
父之过 It is all your fault. 8 I& j. l* h( r$ ^2 p
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- `1 B' |8 R; t- x9 V6 p+ `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this # q3 S3 Q/ @5 M
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
1 O* J$ h" L; V, Y! ]. S8 f# `幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 b8 _4 Y$ |& R5 e8 S5 u# K
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 4 `" w8 x) U+ E- s8 D1 E2 y
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 0 |8 d, w# E1 a
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 6 u3 h& v. x2 o; P% N/ B! j- g7 p
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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