爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
/ n- Q) c0 P0 T( b0 R/ R+ J! Y. r性本善：Sex is good.
: y  f( ]& U8 X: r. N! K: i) i性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
1 M. w! O7 T3 _) B) k  f. Y  {习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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4 @; d, ]! L' `. f6 u/ o, Q: W教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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' }& p" M/ Q: N. m" w# N昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 u# L* Z% N8 |4 s& m# \, w择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

& S% S: ]6 @- ]: L子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
$ [$ [, S% o" T5 A6 u- K0 a有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
: K  q: x* M$ I: X教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) b* ?/ n6 K( C) s养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: j: p, ]3 t: ]; n父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' L9 _. B6 s. \. z  L& j- t子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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5 X( Y, x* o% ?$ ]% b* ^- c+ |玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 |3 p2 n6 j! C' e! a0 w9 O不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!