爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
' k4 f- F3 c. o, T; j性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
9 E: O- w* k. F3 c- r习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
+ h$ @$ g, P, Z% ^! m0 z) X% P, }性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


9 j% V6 I* _" b9 Y9 l教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

" _7 {8 k3 ]+ y, c; v0 D昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
! z2 W; [0 S" D  @: ?择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 S1 @, }3 E' k( }% r子不学：If you don't study hard,
  ^- `1 @3 s* G" x  j断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
& I2 T! n- v1 l( v* w; k' y有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- n& M8 B' v6 Q9 Z父之过 It is all your fault.
$ b, W: L+ X* V" B+ `% m2 n( \教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, ^4 ]) R/ K1 N9 u2 u, O+ P师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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& \3 B) I% |6 d2 K3 E子不学 You may refuse to study this
- c" [! y$ s% Z4 L非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 ^) @/ N) h, q9 W5 u* k" p老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
8 v; M. z- v" ]: D不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
5 g$ Z. [8 h8 P) \6 \  D: _8 L  LFaint!!!!!!!!!!!