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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 8 o, X3 s0 `# r, V: h
性本善:Sex is good.
" ~6 b. z/ J7 D; O# H# k; ~5 C* w性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. * E- B. g4 u* O! t0 ?8 N6 C" C0 N
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
; I9 c9 Y, ~7 V* ~5 J苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 7 `) d; I4 R8 ]& [/ x1 ~9 i
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
& t7 @# H0 d4 s贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. + D( S* h0 \& P

) M" k( [, b" n& o# W; o昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
* O& {% j+ ~' \* u1 i择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ) W1 `( E& @3 S  |, C

+ D+ u" x3 w6 r: H; N子不学:If you don't study hard, 0 j9 A8 U0 k' l2 {  n6 y. ?) M, h
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 B$ P3 _% _% D! O

4 Y1 x- o# D3 w7 k3 H, E% e窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
* n7 z9 e6 q" F& c' x有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
, S/ ^% a5 e/ o, @$ U& N教五子 All his five son took it
: w- D/ x& _3 G( _: ]6 G' j名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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" c) |& s  G( Q" X3 y" E- a养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, a3 t# ^4 K4 v% d( H- E. D父之过 It is all your fault.
1 ]5 w$ _' _& h教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 w6 r8 R+ B- m1 G7 C0 @$ ^师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # a2 C8 U: A+ s  v! d
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
; o2 ~9 s, o( T& R0 ]非所宜 but that is a real mistake 8 ~- E. A0 i: H" A& T- U
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, . z# H( r- ?# _. b# R6 n( @
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 Z8 I) H5 {! q# S1 J' ]; g* K不成器 It won't become hard and strong. . ?& }) ^, w! S. S, G9 m0 ^
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 3 w5 g9 p4 w9 ], x* p( ?8 U' M
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
5 s* X  o; @$ A; \Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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