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3 L, p8 A$ ~( R: I I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!1 o7 f+ q5 W4 m0 ^: h
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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5 @: `9 W+ V% z8 }- C6 l* D A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"! l% Q7 T9 e- c6 O9 A
B7 W. g! b1 P/ H Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.3 G/ P/ H) H) x( Y# u8 {! I8 d
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.) a) @# m7 f4 W
" U n- ~- F6 ~ X1 s/ F "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."5 j; k* y# }4 z
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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4 n g% i- S4 M, d "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"0 S' h" y" `" ]1 q5 \
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?) r9 a: u2 V( }' }
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world.", {9 O0 j: i( ^: A* W' d
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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5 j4 T! N1 n2 i5 q: } "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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