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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!; X- J+ j& M. H' D
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!- V7 G' s+ \4 h N0 l, J$ S4 D
6 C ~% q! Z( [ I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!# a# C* a% G$ a" W4 j
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea. m$ D' _1 F& Q/ Z1 s* m
4 Z( \- \/ f9 Z6 { So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." " t. [; _8 v' j4 D/ O0 M
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought." e9 Z" E$ Y% I; `3 m* W
5 s8 S) a3 Z; P9 n7 \ Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.6 b( Y3 U& a% \. J' Z
1 n; h5 |; C" C9 Q t& i; P "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."4 m. h! p7 r. x; U
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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2 C# t. T% F' F7 L% u+ } What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?4 i0 b8 f- @. \+ a+ g3 m
- P8 r/ {3 e# q "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"# a9 K" J5 q, l( q
& i* R0 {: v4 |! S/ d& O What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."9 d$ X7 o3 e- X: I: M3 R ^5 f
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?9 b" U5 p+ ^ B) [5 {4 _
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."& i9 J4 K- O& z8 T
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."# _/ B. P7 f5 ~9 R
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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