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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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) R" l& Q1 l2 Q' N: d! E. U d1 Q A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.6 \' E; r* r2 p9 c$ N
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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% g9 D* K- d+ T! k0 r Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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: \, Z" a& E. M& }7 ~6 A( u Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.( }/ ]% W4 Q% n- B E* L8 n
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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. Y" b' C. J" I" k3 o0 u# ~ What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?9 ^" [5 k' Y" E& U
4 J$ l9 M1 i8 X; Y8 a "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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" ?* x$ x/ G7 g; v( o3 x What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."( [! a# z$ T/ A# h: N
) G. `4 T- z3 O$ r5 e% K6 b What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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; x- c' Z, }0 \" e- k( Q, E On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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) ~' k V: h0 K Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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9 w% W' U( y# q. N# V* h1 \ "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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