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! t* \$ e/ N* U o3 E0 h I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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8 R! o- \+ |8 q. Z! z$ t A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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' L4 z% }- A6 J" Z; S+ [' [$ ] I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.# Y9 F5 b3 x; j, [- V" b
7 W2 K" u! E1 j' D5 N) } So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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4 ^. q5 g. {' ]7 s V Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.8 A& r( n" x1 I i2 B
) Q% N9 r2 W M, Z) U Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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o4 p3 g2 [# [- U* E "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.8 ?! h# I5 u/ a. _4 g5 I" K
, V- t% `) J& C* d: c* n, w% k What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"# O# j3 s' k: o4 g1 W) l
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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$ Y- l- C) F; w7 [, N "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."" V5 s8 I9 `/ Q7 c
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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9 X, q$ ]+ r5 x. \( m1 L' \ On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."5 Z. P8 d7 [: `/ b- D
1 t. M/ ?/ ^1 T5 Z v Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."+ D9 H2 ~& O5 y4 ?% E
" m6 o- S$ s# A: C1 v "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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