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1 E" k/ i1 J% {8 p I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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# S7 U9 ]; k- y A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!9 b$ d4 O( T# f; g$ N M. A! Y
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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! x. r0 j/ O" E: i A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.9 x. i7 l* G* H3 Z- k
: w8 [8 x v# P/ |" Y; w$ H4 A$ T So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.5 V. A- ^' q, q, v' _/ b0 c2 P3 ?
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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0 i) U( s8 F& ^( z "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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2 s1 b7 o8 ~: w8 o7 T4 h- Z- J: _ "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?/ e$ X9 b( ?2 R& f: [% I5 {
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?/ ?/ m2 v$ z( i* s; q$ {
( z' F% h ]( I! U) N "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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: J$ @% \+ {% r3 I2 ? t What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?' G4 t9 l7 G3 ], }2 k/ v6 T
9 m; T9 e9 C# X! p1 M; | c; n On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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" F5 d. n8 i8 N; z1 A "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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