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! h% x2 o. [9 @. Q I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!9 x& K, \) Q; f9 u) D$ e
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.7 {1 Q9 k; L5 Y
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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$ a8 Y: Y' ?' v4 n9 `8 W5 ` Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"+ n, r# b0 }2 _
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.% o9 e7 K& r4 @, A! e
2 D7 ^1 o0 {& r4 Q% k6 r "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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' x/ O8 ^: \1 _& t$ l3 Z# J; k } "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.* h$ C( o4 O6 G: B8 f$ w, F
, q1 S: X% _" G( { S# R) f; p What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?8 C% T* } d5 G
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?$ a7 s* J. r' u. n5 [) f/ |
9 S( r/ R& C. l M9 ~$ _& j "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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* V) u8 s! @: O0 A What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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' R8 m4 X% p% M+ w% C) W On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten.", P" h" L: l1 y7 S1 [
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book.". |( Q3 L! T$ D7 M, |/ V5 }$ d
0 G% H& R$ j& y% Y "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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