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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
& S F3 Y. n) r0 O孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?, @7 ?- p, O0 U/ x
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 8 K- V! i' Y4 k2 g8 |6 t
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
* w4 M8 h, ^( t+ x, P/ G% e; lConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
! G4 l2 P2 @; v$ O! a& C* {. |Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 8 Y4 l- q8 w5 _# ~4 K; Y6 Y
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left $ \% P& v `+ ]6 y) \+ W6 X, R
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
- a$ I2 X8 n' U" f$ ZConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 2 }2 n' s! O4 U( O6 T/ Q
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 9 ~. A; b: Y' N$ T
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
( }. b' e+ r# X/ v( i8 M, PConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
# ?( U/ ~* t5 q; i& z) @Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
% ^- R, P1 t0 _/ s9 QConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
2 w/ l9 R" a) m; p- |Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long , g5 D. P7 T( @7 e
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
' y! t! a" J' p: E" o$ sConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
& ]/ v3 [% X4 u( i2 W. yConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
, a6 \7 Q! p r6 T: BConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired 1 ~" z2 k2 [2 R- s
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
' L" O9 u( x1 }4 G8 `Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
9 e$ C3 J7 }+ b$ l5 v0 h: UConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level " P- {; e9 l& ] h
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
; I7 z. U6 w2 P+ F/ |2 x) `* n4 SConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 6 w$ q/ k* y) m. ~4 H2 F. a
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot + u' L8 S2 z* e, M: d9 [
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy % W$ @! R! e! ~2 C9 h
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
5 j. L2 |& D, ?4 C1 aConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
" c4 v3 k6 x! \: U" R3 c) R `Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
- U* r$ j2 y7 I5 u4 l: ?* YConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ; W1 x Y9 y3 j K3 j" f
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
" L3 H2 t2 R) xConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
; c- y2 r( z4 P4 i6 NConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab - B8 D8 r% K3 r* @. C9 i7 O
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 4 \8 }- v1 L2 f* k' U: c: X. [
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
8 h) T8 H$ D* C2 W, O9 \% EConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders & I4 A( O8 U4 L6 i! ~( T8 M' S
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ) x+ e3 [$ e8 J: M& k P/ c
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face 6 e7 T8 [9 `1 E" R; j) m1 k/ g
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
7 f) V0 g, m% D u1 BConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
& T( d& J$ U, N g! D) c; S) FConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
% E/ V, A1 m3 H. W) h# ^Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 5 a: W) g# T( S9 n/ j- g
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic ' p5 `+ t2 d2 Q. ^3 {0 k
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
8 m$ C( N2 l. DConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
* E- C( u, O0 D. _Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
O* ^, h" y; rConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 4 J' e3 }: U4 S( r6 \
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit : E1 R% ^/ m* p& {% H
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth + w7 b! \5 E4 ~) ^4 Q; }
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
$ t: ~5 A/ e( o0 ?' }Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face $ g5 s7 d" O, Z- n# n. @
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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