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什么意思?加人同事问大家man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

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发表于 2016-3-24 09:28 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  
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, z, y9 f  L+ \4 p) _/ w不懂。孔夫子说过?
鲜花(79) 鸡蛋(4)
发表于 2016-3-24 11:13 | 显示全部楼层
这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。, j. n1 m+ y0 C$ _) f: d
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
# Q6 d+ A, s# g& Q: {% AConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone  
! q3 C  o% Y! @4 B; MConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around  
0 d# l! }, u2 M5 i$ gConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk  
, H3 v, R1 t/ _( M% ]2 w( eConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it  7 A; R1 A0 U# s% q
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left  
& N: k, y! p4 l+ V; s& W5 KConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house  
6 H8 T3 I: D' `' _- g, NConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night  
; `, Y+ @6 r) d/ KConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it  0 d: [8 R4 z; Q* a6 T
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants  
% ?$ c! D1 K! Q4 x, ]* |# B' OConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient  
1 y5 w7 f) P! T( w2 ZConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly  ! N0 u0 K) v2 M. D
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on  
6 k7 i4 H3 R( e, ~" i* U7 ZConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long  ; \, g" f1 O" g9 O* N
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week  8 _5 M, d! a3 K0 h/ B$ n5 g8 R
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent  ( b6 C7 O; k$ k( x6 \, i
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts  7 J) q8 _$ A8 I5 {
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired  
9 ]( A. t4 ~+ j5 C/ @Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted  
# L3 J# p4 O8 g- q2 i/ L9 sConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist  
: Y) N5 c; C* v) n6 VConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level  
: y. j1 ?9 s. yConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel  $ u. b) ^2 |1 C7 j0 i  ]# g% q7 r+ D: A
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck  " X( ]/ t6 b, q' R! S( I" P
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot  : J) g( _4 ]4 e7 s: Z5 X+ j% \1 }( P' r
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy  9 X+ V& h) ^0 v& Z- |
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts  
6 ~1 b3 @, I4 Z3 T- _& ?  p4 ?Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy  
( s# t* ?3 K1 q. x, P/ a0 ]1 KConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people  7 @( v1 K% V7 L- _9 W
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean  
  u* l: G  n7 }& h: P) p- g/ A& M  jConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok  ; t( \) ^7 B) p# K% D4 j: Q: q+ L8 I
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand  4 A$ m# M8 K% T5 D
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab  # |1 V2 G* b' c& ?: A
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better  
: P9 t/ [) P+ b7 I5 uConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts  ! h0 N( K+ ~( C/ C. ^; j# D
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders  
$ h2 z! T& F  g# D+ b! f& OConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement  $ a5 @8 a# x7 {
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face  ! X0 Q( t- I6 o7 S3 |! w" r
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot  5 p. z5 a( o2 A2 j: F/ Y, u: Q% z
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew  
9 {- N4 K$ H4 P( W! w" Q' yConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up  . Z3 _6 f# @% m! \
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  + W1 i! w0 h  n' U5 B2 t7 B* H
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic  
+ n( h, V- ~' |$ j' QConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny  ( ^0 M5 T" N) W* u6 {! ]. T/ @+ O
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ  
1 M5 j8 n5 ?* I' NConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit  , ^/ [& F" j& e( o5 b! ^
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground  
; _/ V/ [& e! O) s& m8 SConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit  
& x0 |; `2 V. w8 U+ V8 p' }  t/ JConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth  ) ~' O* F8 T( p, r1 P7 Y5 M/ B
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag  " T# }7 G* X# e: T7 y  R
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face  # V: w8 ^9 S% p- e
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town
鲜花(57) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2016-3-24 12:55 | 显示全部楼层
三思而后行
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发表于 2016-3-24 13:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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鲜花(79) 鸡蛋(4)
发表于 2016-3-24 21:01 | 显示全部楼层
Bluesky_AL 发表于 2016-3-24 12:558 V  f6 ]/ h( y' }" W# @; c
三思而后行

" \' j' z7 G- `- M- I/ q1 x) w真的假的?好像有点意思。翻译讲究信达雅。信达不知道,这雅是完全不沾边。
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