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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
- F0 ?" T. U; `9 _) \, q4 z孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?, t( z/ W5 x0 m6 t4 |) M
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 0 ~/ o6 @1 i: G- a! ^5 N+ J' e
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
$ }) B% }" {# K, q' dConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk # d" |9 n( }4 r1 f
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
+ }. X) |- y2 ]! W( R2 h* kConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 3 j$ e1 }6 ~& ?6 V
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
6 M% q2 ~% Y2 o! aConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 8 A9 g1 {! ?9 f' P2 R0 W1 _2 K* h
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it $ Q5 `0 t+ w7 e6 }
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ! F0 ^- h" l# o3 v2 n& t8 y4 T
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
) x k4 n4 u% r; Q8 v% OConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
6 J7 ?* C9 D, ~3 M9 @Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
" H3 p% h1 ?% x; zConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 3 h4 c- T. B8 m
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
" T2 v7 W6 K5 q3 ]8 YConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
, X# D- U, s! g" w5 u( sConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 2 P3 n6 Z( y6 A9 w- V: R/ z
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired # a# y- }+ l& p4 ]1 b5 Z# z! P' ~
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 7 G$ b* C: s$ ]/ `
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
8 k) l; \4 ]1 e/ U6 RConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
7 j: ~2 L# i2 E/ p2 l! k. h% TConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
; L: d O8 I' S# k3 v& l$ |8 F% cConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
% a. Q$ e; S" n! \$ PConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot * c5 ~$ o1 \( k. P; U- {
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
8 \3 [& R8 l3 o! S' W1 zConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts $ z% c# i; J- Z" c- k
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy # k: z0 J. C) ]; |
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
( x" e& v* x2 C5 E) r; BConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 2 w! G' @# I5 J5 H4 I! p! Q
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok # I7 Q/ A! r- Z" W4 U. ^; q
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
3 M) q0 I, ~) C/ q7 iConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
* k+ O6 Z1 T0 ^* UConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
) ~" T5 f+ v8 l! {; T$ G( C5 JConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts ' D$ k( m) |5 I) }( \. w& N0 \ ^
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 8 ?& |- `0 G& W* _4 e' y- O
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
+ R* W% E+ `6 x6 i" b# JConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
3 C" _, W: C3 ~- _* D0 UConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
2 W6 U+ A0 }+ iConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 0 G7 c. ~$ Q- f( \( w+ C& ^: I
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up & n# E6 a7 y' q; h) H
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
, ^# m& [: ~6 L: N8 o- S' J8 vConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 0 |2 d9 i" O* N; f# W/ ^/ M S
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
; p: `# S$ R7 V4 x) L* N8 ?, MConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ) G' E9 l% V# p# U! u, E, m
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 4 b# f" p" Q2 K
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground " r1 Q7 D5 d1 K
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit / M% Y% k# i, u* h8 p0 J# @
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
& f# u0 X1 A( P- T e( [Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
1 z' T5 v- C2 L: c4 K& LConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
6 \' ~- U7 R% b4 B& U2 YConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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