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) ` z( n& ?# @! [孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
: |# c9 J5 @/ x4 d. O; hConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone , B' D; I; O r
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
9 k( J( L' b0 V! |; TConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
8 q) S6 Y$ X% b8 L6 YConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it # W! { t+ r* c
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 4 G, [3 s. _2 t, v- R
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
. H5 d! t0 N6 D; U+ GConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night - l- S7 C% u: j: x7 l! p% j
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it $ ?; G1 \; t- D6 A, G
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 2 |+ u& Y* B4 |1 Z/ ^$ Y
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
9 `. Q% F4 J5 W/ n! IConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
$ O' g; h* |) {6 |7 rConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on + @9 `6 O: o6 o( f& S2 ^$ b% m* b
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
0 i5 z" C+ i7 rConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week & |' `# q2 e1 H2 q
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
' w3 V9 ?, {0 ^* I5 H) W$ H( WConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
% x. J3 E0 d7 @; C! g3 v% h/ oConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired ` q. N" R. e
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ! {# q! D; _# Y4 B$ I6 N
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
- @8 X7 ^1 {. N) ~+ ^Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
0 s9 m5 P6 C; D h1 d, k% J, \Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel . u0 f6 @9 ^- ~- F6 w5 E" l
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck ' q" D9 J+ ^; U* L j% G
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 9 @6 O7 c. J4 z& x" S- }& [
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
6 _6 X4 A. g3 Z* n! BConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
( S" Q; }, R! q WConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy / O# i8 h# Q' J( ^! {8 W3 ?* @
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
' E0 R# `' A- L, x2 JConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 8 ^1 r0 } T0 L$ s
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
6 U( A' n) }" i: FConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
5 I' }' E. F4 ?Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab , s+ J( h& S! t: ^$ D2 k! H
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
' ]! G" T0 X& `7 O& TConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
+ p9 U7 W. S) {1 \" i3 ~Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 2 J4 [) ]5 _7 p% @
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ; Y: i3 r7 p. K& T& `
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
4 ~% L. G2 s2 c" J& ^9 MConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot . W: ?5 m' q) o$ v6 a
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew - ^/ b V) ~% q# B4 ~4 P
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 3 Y, @4 x4 [6 e1 W8 R
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 4 s: W2 e; \) N$ n
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
: h3 x1 g( p3 G# q- z! bConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
0 Q* }5 g) b! ~( k7 YConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ " }% F5 a* l g* |, N) G
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit , T) Z7 a! U+ w+ F3 g6 J
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
% L& I3 |, }7 LConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
u3 v7 _0 O1 |: v+ x8 z* LConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
/ }" P# i& v# F0 D% }" _Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
: B' U2 X- m/ R, b; w, N9 i: iConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
! L- V x$ F4 a/ C, ^2 cConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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