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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。1 F+ H: _ j6 _! v, ~2 e
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
, ]5 l+ g0 g: N1 E2 rConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
! u" U, {$ G x5 } tConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
! b& X- j# x2 N- W ~5 @Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
% w5 B7 I! [ I# ~Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
8 `- R; M0 [2 G; t" VConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
: Z, k& J" {/ \+ PConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ! t! H, R2 \/ o# B8 u
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night |! P, l& Q7 V. |3 t
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
' r/ @+ u# M3 R( S9 c; F/ I1 NConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
" j: @" `0 g6 E% m$ e: @Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
6 u& }4 ^" ^. l5 ~ vConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly % { t3 i7 b4 D/ C' H/ W' \
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
/ w# Q( R, P+ m2 V9 p- H* GConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
9 Q2 K, h3 q1 t" U0 N( t: }8 PConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week : m' k0 e0 `/ ^4 U! c+ b
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent & O0 t( w: r% x6 Q, l+ V; s7 T9 U% S
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts % L+ ~% Q5 A' P8 o6 B3 M2 F
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired 5 ~2 H: g: S+ h# O& L4 K, {' D
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
6 q: w+ G# J# N: }8 T7 zConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
& T% x7 ~% Z' I* q% n2 A) F" aConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
6 S6 @$ v1 U" h0 e' x1 B `! @Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 1 `( Z3 V4 a' J6 T b2 p
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck ; T0 u+ K, N+ e J/ J
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
t; F0 n% X% r# Z& r+ pConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
7 z/ A$ y/ o+ X( I. S& _Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
8 G7 O& ]( g+ _! s0 Z, [+ MConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy / k" m3 U4 o+ S. [% q& L- o' K; c
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 0 p* ~! _8 y P3 w
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
# a, t6 ?, a6 H8 @- G8 @Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok - F; y! @9 ?% f5 L6 ]
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
: k/ S! S1 s6 V- W' ?9 o- |Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 8 |; s* D. Y' c2 E# ^
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better & ]5 \* u/ i8 z8 w9 f- k; m- z
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts # l" |$ s" b. f& l! |/ S
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders . C5 ]9 g+ s" \8 ?
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ! ^8 j' m+ ], `% C
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
, n3 u& E9 Y" l' G, L$ ZConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 8 C$ o7 i% R% B2 ?0 V
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ( t. t+ j: a3 N, E- c, f5 v3 t
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
! D; h4 \: {7 ]: K }Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
2 `4 c9 M# L% f/ xConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
+ ]( }. k6 m7 T+ q7 ~Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 7 n( h5 o/ l0 A' H6 h+ ^" M
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ . V- B. ?9 c. G9 u8 m" K
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
) x; V; V; ~# p) g5 Z+ {Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground ) \2 w N$ G; P+ [4 A
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
5 Q8 b- P3 h* X6 ?4 \, eConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
" M# `% Y' G1 Z! t$ `Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag - ]1 Z1 j% Y0 b
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
( _, L7 W" W; a4 x3 MConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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