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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。2 V- P% f' v g6 O3 {* J& Q5 h- I
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?4 `' ^. }6 y- p* Z
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone . a/ g5 S2 ^( d
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around " z" a9 }3 k; j Y
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk & m0 D9 ]6 z8 b/ [
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
/ M3 _9 ~8 l9 L* M. oConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
7 P- W6 z$ c- M% ?' s6 E) ~& }Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
1 ?; U2 V' ]( J, p7 JConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
" e, c/ ~; o. U1 P! n+ O7 t: hConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
3 Q/ W. Y5 ?1 q; Y+ ~8 m/ F% DConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 9 L2 x9 z. ?' c" g- Q- g- O, T
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
8 ~# e7 P! }/ wConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
0 t% s) f, G, L" z$ p8 N9 bConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 8 E( N7 I; ]6 U0 ]! y
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 0 x( V0 ~; f5 l. H( w! q; d
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
' G1 D7 h# l7 c O3 O ^Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent , K! P: i- }1 n) F O+ {( v
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts ; J! u2 P) K( a# G8 N9 e
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired 8 t }3 f8 j! X4 N
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
. R) S' ?( i$ N5 r* ?Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
/ k& ? |! \, k# s4 CConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level N5 W. Y9 ]# P5 z( D" @1 G2 v+ p/ `
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel & B6 Z& n5 T. J* g$ D( I8 V
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 7 j4 {5 ~6 P2 r
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot ! f5 n, l" g) I6 P% f: v6 V3 S
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
2 P- p: q1 I, b M: ZConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 7 K$ U5 {! m- ]2 v- L2 n
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
9 |- u/ p+ w) ^% KConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
. O7 N- }$ \. y! pConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
6 d1 d _6 k& n6 C# ]" KConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 2 o, x# V+ D: \8 D
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
! m6 Y5 P3 g6 ?: I& R& F* h) lConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
; a4 d0 w" ^+ Z- h: ~$ E$ t; ~Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
' F S) l: W2 m3 C, z6 \, W. y% bConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts # s' {* ]6 A. p6 G8 M/ ~
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
+ l2 y9 E f+ t- O! aConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
8 D) O }! x" h% C5 }0 z$ MConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
: ]0 |7 i2 w8 w5 ^5 B: m& q$ G7 AConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 4 J U* F K8 Q% {
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ) L; j1 X# S) M/ \0 q
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
$ d5 M' g9 P7 Q' H, qConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
: m4 w* x& f7 b. w1 D' Q3 z! e4 ` @Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic ' H( N5 j7 h3 @, e/ u) w9 O
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 1 N/ R2 U2 ^) l4 J. G: X* l
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
0 v$ _+ j9 z9 k9 N/ @Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit : S9 F( f8 @: q) E. j) K' ?
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground ! P% `; V3 M; J& s+ w! e
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit : z- P- x+ x* V2 c
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth ) m$ T/ j! ~) Y7 ^' |
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ( n% p9 \" h8 l+ X, U4 A
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
6 }: U: h) K0 l3 W- AConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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