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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。* w: m' P8 a, _2 Q2 j
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
; i$ e7 ^( O T) {- wConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 7 `# ]9 x% n8 i0 z
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
) `) b8 n% o. O) y& mConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 9 a2 j# S V, ?1 F2 F7 m0 |
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
4 p1 L. X! t, z7 ]2 F6 j$ v, L- _Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 4 s; y5 H# @) ]& k
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
) P" a9 ?5 y I rConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
. @/ s1 M0 ]$ s% dConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
2 |6 G& n! I) G! _Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ( X# u0 }5 h- _
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
9 e2 P4 ]1 J: U9 ]" B! |, m5 r; sConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
! s4 z6 Y7 W/ R% d3 \Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
7 \6 g3 p2 b; ?- g8 ~/ yConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 5 q$ k& I; G' ^0 k) {
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 8 h: l8 c- `7 T' s
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 8 V6 u3 E) @1 u! L; U
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 9 v* J2 E, w+ k
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
' J# D% a" c) K1 |: aConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
; R4 b. f1 |! {! R% i# q/ R6 oConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist , c8 l; S% e) a, o+ X @
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
1 N7 U5 f+ O5 U: i# IConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 6 Z: l+ L5 W* H) W9 P6 S
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
$ N# H6 [. e" ^7 ~3 ^; p% a. i# SConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
2 e8 m. Q* S9 y0 b8 zConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
2 T$ m$ }4 Y) f+ u8 j9 gConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
" h% u r& s! F( p/ @& Q$ uConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy - r- z! L- L }# i, j- D
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
, d3 R5 M- G9 i( F# JConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ' I. @4 k5 c0 g9 B! g+ B% p
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
. a; d, _) {: L9 L3 XConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
2 B/ W4 i+ k5 z |% r" \8 xConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
; G+ k1 {$ T9 N. Y7 T( h- |! xConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
. D* G, t1 }" l3 I( KConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
* K0 o5 y; D% Q- ^Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders % A: e2 ]* W$ y8 c0 |
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
( m/ i. m8 p6 z/ E! `/ O* g( dConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face * \, r f) |% G! |5 V
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
! n N4 N" C! L) z" I% Y7 I: hConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
% y Q. `: F M$ F: T: Z8 [' cConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
! r, m0 F, b) j! G6 q; e# K5 }Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
! r: E8 b: t) k; G, j* m: I/ t* qConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
2 ^% l4 n, H7 @, `, s* d6 cConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny + u5 W7 b/ ?6 l
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ * v4 o! {1 Z1 e( ~
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 1 l7 `# W& B2 T( Q i
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 3 `1 J) [" s2 ]0 \
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
1 U( d I0 ~+ q3 w3 ~( o3 }8 i n+ F2 ZConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
" L+ V8 M$ ~" d% c' C. CConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 5 i! T; H5 E0 M
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ; j" `7 l' |( V- O3 c9 b+ K
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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