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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。. ~! R5 x& L+ @" n
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?* p7 C& {5 J! z# \! i$ U
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!0 [ ^4 x' e6 l7 j& r& g: _; {5 c
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
- @3 |2 g9 d9 a* ?. T/ t$ DPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!0 o9 {+ X; Q& x; p. d
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
. ]3 I6 k! r5 a* oPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!/ r# x7 ]. R6 U: W9 r, k8 a) D
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
9 H! Z0 g4 r7 F$ r6 |* H1 WPeople: They dissolved it themselves!9 n" j; g+ N: G, f9 d) `& D
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
8 [. { }7 l5 d: W6 Z' @People: We’re the imperialism now?" }8 \5 f3 b% \5 o e
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?0 `8 V' J; c& V( C
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照: y; i9 H7 T7 A( V& {4 y7 @/ @; e. ^
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
. y& V- ~: E) _: X" S* d% C我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
% h6 D6 K/ Y& d/ j8 l- U毛：资本家还存在吗2 H% r$ `1 v8 s, B
我们：生意都做到外国去了
0 p, Z; I) l- F# y( U9 T5 O毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗% S! n4 u: E& M& O/ L
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
: M# ?' ]+ N. J3 c4 |) [毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
5 Q# j. N ~' C; m/ H我们：他们自己解体了, P5 J; N8 Y- O
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗6 {3 ^ r2 d6 X9 E
我们：我们自己就是了1 {- N0 `* h3 u5 _0 A, n
毛：那我的文革呐+ P4 f/ K! O3 V, W9 A$ C
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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