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8 t6 c3 |+ ?) `9 i6 l! }3 @( ^+ v话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。7 j4 a: t& w; E6 [
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?. x5 D5 w+ b$ k' f# ?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!- ?5 d- B" m4 h8 ]" A6 @9 y; D
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
" L6 J: c, I7 @+ ~$ QPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!( S; N9 Z' `& m: {) ~0 [5 j
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?& a" c% n: u) k8 `9 _
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
) s/ ?( B, l; { W* d- YChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!5 X, F* N) |2 g& I
People: They dissolved it themselves!: @$ C# S1 \, C4 k3 ^
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?5 l9 e% L4 S! J3 K; f9 K7 O' d
People: We’re the imperialism now?
) s( G& H2 [ ^6 w0 cChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?+ F& f" k( Z6 _8 Y) T# ^
people: It’s in America now!
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0 Z# v* A7 ]) c& @8 E8 \) K/ q来个对照4 O2 X$ I0 [2 J1 W' e" E# a4 B' z
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗 y! ^' o5 c: z$ ]9 \
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢, a! x( o; R. n" L' c
毛：资本家还存在吗* f2 n0 P; y+ n
我们：生意都做到外国去了
- F3 a- d. i% d/ \6 z# G毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
# s0 z$ q# G- q V h我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
3 d `1 u6 E2 u, S, t2 Y ^毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
* ^ K7 a$ d i A我们：他们自己解体了
9 q1 I$ W% P- o% @5 _( X7 w' [毛：帝国主义打倒了吗* o& D& ~4 N# i1 I8 f+ p
我们：我们自己就是了0 G. D3 O `* Y1 @7 `
毛：那我的文革呐+ l2 C+ O+ }5 X) Z
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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