毛主席问答英文版，

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" `' H- ~) X: v/ m/ h6 _$ R9 m话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
3 P/ M0 a6 E5 c$ v% AChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
. z. n" |0 R6 z! J+ q# @Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
; @) r% h8 h4 C3 PPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
6 E1 k7 n# [8 F- `Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!

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; z/ S% _4 v, K来个对照
& c1 m. u0 @; R) t8 c毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
$ }9 K4 Q. k7 Z我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
( b. j3 c( M, J. N4 }1 y毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
' i8 A; M7 Y6 s1 P我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
" B9 \8 }1 j. s& ?+ V$ N毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
( W5 \# {/ K2 P( W2 H我们：我们自己就是了
, G5 n5 J1 w* w4 B! {+ b1 G毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了