毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
7 ~$ Q% ~7 T; r1 [9 b! O$ eChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
! u0 V; }( a* x) U0 {- aPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
" u% O: B) J( l/ V5 F5 o% x( P. o! x( fPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
/ a. R( S5 V$ S5 p. s# ]8 ~  kChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
7 P; A4 z) x# L4 i8 o; vPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
  e0 d5 Q% W; oChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
2 R2 z% Z4 X2 f  M) S; L) h; `7 r( d- L2 ]people: It’s in America now!

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( t1 x# _! @3 c7 m, c$ ?来个对照
. S, U* k7 U* _$ h! Z, x毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
* A  ]! a8 T, |" r* E9 O/ J" s毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
4 `2 H. q6 |1 C# j2 d$ J# i毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
4 C0 j& V* i3 p1 Y2 {( \我们：我们自己就是了
" P8 T7 a! c! f, M; `* I* [0 W& a毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了