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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
$ v+ \9 _! S- F5 Z$ tChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?5 ]5 k/ e! P% M2 H5 K" S) H; P
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
- J9 p1 v# k z/ M/ ]; IChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
) } H, n$ A# ?% }- F. D; i7 |% |People: They’re all doing business overseas now!7 U8 R8 t2 V& y: A
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?% A* z3 E7 J; ?0 a3 \+ X- }7 c
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!/ o8 D4 U0 S& q1 A# t) C
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!0 D$ P+ j* R% G* G0 V/ X+ s
People: They dissolved it themselves!
% q* P% X- d% V" \; @/ Q+ U0 b+ dChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
! c( |$ {0 t7 J5 [8 J8 bPeople: We’re the imperialism now?4 v; Z) Z( W/ C3 `: X- J- q
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?$ t1 f( J2 |# q% U/ y
people: It’s in America now!
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( J h! H& y. P, E来个对照
9 h5 ^! {6 I/ E+ e6 y, p4 E毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗; s& m8 ]- L0 u- @5 J3 g: M( a
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢/ m- s, {3 P' }+ M" y/ }* [ G
毛：资本家还存在吗1 b3 q( ^3 q5 ?3 m5 E N. z: y
我们：生意都做到外国去了( d% V/ q2 P$ g1 {; L3 R3 e0 R
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗. m3 V- h& _8 R7 G7 Z' \! [# Z! e
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了: y# K; e- Y! c, S0 F% a+ Y8 k4 l
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
# U" Y( ~2 t% G3 M我们：他们自己解体了
$ h0 J! }1 y8 d/ O- P: B, k毛：帝国主义打倒了吗7 {: `7 {" j6 ~& z: ]# B) o* k
我们：我们自己就是了+ W, u, [ o# p$ Y
毛：那我的文革呐
: [- [2 R5 ^/ C- }/ `5 t我们：闹到美国去了 |
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