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" ^, S" h) K8 U8 _% i话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
( Y0 [* {7 u+ V; t) d) fChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?) |/ a% E% t3 ^: H% q: B) t
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!' r: j9 b, ~3 b$ z/ p+ k
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?- ?' c" }. i) L, N, B6 H
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
/ @4 z4 ~* i: B- O( nChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?" @2 s$ Y7 ^( h) o
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!8 v9 K/ C) o% ^0 f
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
- Z+ I- ~, I, A8 o: L2 qPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
2 O- D8 c9 I7 D" q d- n7 w6 V F( s8 l! YChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
5 M0 N# C+ s U3 \People: We’re the imperialism now?3 i" A1 D* ]( ]0 H* |( w( \- I
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?0 y q, j" x1 U5 t# ?* T, K9 S( R
people: It’s in America now!
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- t* n: e( S* ^8 ^4 V# _8 y( v. `来个对照
- n5 H$ n5 F( ^) x毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗4 b+ ~1 ?( y" L
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
2 |; ^, T+ H& z毛：资本家还存在吗! z; T2 i! {+ K
我们：生意都做到外国去了# ~& Q+ I! j, o
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗8 e( q0 {" {: ~
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
( X( I& r+ F5 {5 S毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
! K* k$ Y6 m9 C7 B H8 y我们：他们自己解体了6 S$ n7 q$ d% v- w( Z
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗) x Q. I1 S! N9 K/ W$ g% [
我们：我们自己就是了4 L. A& t4 U/ B6 {; I% j) N
毛：那我的文革呐' o& R; z1 X. J( o
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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