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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
1 e; F% Z( @6 xChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
2 R4 j! {4 u- U6 [" T: Q9 FPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!0 t* U) W; T5 t$ u' r6 o t( d
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?( l# m+ b: l& ^, G6 a2 w' W' n) I; S
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
) k$ s7 @7 L5 h0 C2 R7 A P) [Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?; P; w! D8 u {& m& `
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!7 r$ X( y/ W* p6 r. z
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!# K6 W' o- S/ `- l5 g, M
People: They dissolved it themselves!& m+ j, Q1 l( Z# }
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
) m( Y; U2 d* s$ f7 x7 uPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
1 X0 w% g. [% r# }3 n& [, MChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?2 }1 C. t9 ]% Z) a
people: It’s in America now!2 ^4 h/ h- e" h: U$ L
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& Z: F( {- ^# t% K- m3 ?毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗8 E3 E( c' I5 `' D& \% E4 @
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢$ s) S' ~4 |) d0 _! `8 ^5 ]
毛：资本家还存在吗: E5 n, o: e# \! X- ~
我们：生意都做到外国去了' r: E0 M3 d& m1 i3 C; m
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗* m) K* ]5 J" t5 s1 q( {
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了0 O( F0 X( g# \# ?9 r
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗6 t6 H# P+ @" d7 o- p5 {
我们：他们自己解体了
- P8 w9 a% T# Y2 G9 F# e毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
1 n! x8 t) @% k9 l1 T v我们：我们自己就是了
5 n/ L; E; |, x# Y毛：那我的文革呐
+ ]1 Q7 ^, J( n6 P) T" F我们：闹到美国去了 |
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