毛主席问答英文版，

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& g  c. D" E/ z- c话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
! I8 [3 o9 G  C! Z" l$ WChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
# R1 [$ @# q- E$ u* BChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
/ t3 x/ B& I1 R5 S' \/ K6 sPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
$ y' ^( P2 ?( k" ~Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
* s9 a; C( |" v) ^( J* ^' \  rPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
6 B9 L4 G% X/ V! S9 U. [+ w3 fChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
* M! `0 Y$ Y8 f, o1 F. ]2 fpeople: It’s in America now!
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0 B) N, y5 @# j4 ^/ s# U7 N3 q来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
7 z& J, x3 V  ?我们：生意都做到外国去了
! q# b3 J: R" K0 U9 V* f毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
- o5 w6 K8 T; `! z  a4 E( [毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
0 G9 [2 b* i" W- r' U! L9 E) w我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
5 v% M8 L. C9 ?5 G6 i* s我们：闹到美国去了