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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. : ]) T7 }& n1 Z5 e4 @) A) U" W
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
% q  K1 @4 s, ?  ]/ s  J* _   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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- w2 u: R8 O6 v6 f   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 1 c& _3 Z$ e7 e4 q2 }
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3 b7 ~: ?0 y; a/ |3 V* \- d   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. $ `. k! }. @  r& L/ W0 g6 Y
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
( F, q9 G' P5 P4 ?4 f% d. [0 z   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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1 Z0 N6 Q  e( P3 J$ E  l   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
+ \8 X& `- z9 x. D- a) O   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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1 p7 r- o9 R7 p; g* X   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. / A' U3 i0 H, e. E0 W6 s* u8 l) m( Y
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).   @/ h' M0 [9 K5 Y1 {4 r( @, a) t
  
! d7 B5 R& q  Y4 ?( o- l* z   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 1 Y  T( [0 Q! l, `8 |8 \* |7 j) v
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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  ^$ F9 x* L# F% @' e   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* k5 R0 M8 I3 c% E   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ( f" v+ K) a( K" l
  
+ x. D) M+ V! a; k& w   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
6 ~& p2 l$ r1 i: ~4 o   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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, h; r1 J! a; @" E& m6 x   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
, u3 c( y( f) P9 o4 D; W   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 7 I$ |: A. q, e# T7 q
  
+ R8 R* o- n4 D   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ) ^# h7 t( U2 h' b
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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6 R0 F7 f. o# A* e   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 7 e7 `( q2 i, J" \
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ! @6 L; v2 K; O" ?3 p
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 2 }2 c8 ]7 {( \$ |4 Q% [, o
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
7 k" \  x) w+ U2 G/ |. s- u+ q2 M   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 : l- Q! l( Q" m2 K- A# I
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
4 F5 t& \4 h( s   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 4 [' i/ }" w7 l) A* S: G
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. " m/ f& S. D1 m4 R! y/ X% h8 B% ?
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. , Z! p, f  r' z( Z9 K
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
4 _) U, x+ P: |- E5 a   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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