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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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5 F+ Q! c4 [0 O' _7 H$ G" {   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ! _' e$ w( \: D8 u; e# W5 D5 C
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
- Q# D* Y  K; _! S6 g   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. $ i7 ^2 ~2 _$ e" J( p
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 7 q8 ^" U' Z6 L
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 5 \2 ~" U. [8 e7 T9 ~
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. : f$ Q+ j) U; d8 N
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 8 [! Q3 ~0 j* ~7 L3 _
  
' n9 Z! u$ t# \) `* n; h0 @9 }   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. : `( N9 Q1 G% _
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
# Q- i# F' J8 b& b- c   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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4 t9 d" C2 W7 K   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 5 v* i) K9 A7 w; n2 q0 }) U  y: s
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 9 @7 Z/ c# s( g! S
  
& G8 L7 z3 y1 a0 [4 h. E! j   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 ~: o, S" b3 E+ X1 l% L   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
. Q! R2 |% s/ a! Z" q+ r8 m   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. # h4 y. y# X" W
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. / l! w' b$ G+ j/ G+ E
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
; c5 C4 {2 P$ [  A! ^   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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" @( [( P( U& O/ i" U+ ?! b9 m   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ' ]% T2 U& B7 n, c" @
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
' L" q/ b/ u7 B   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.   P' S& N, D$ e' k
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
5 J; g+ B: ]: N# _- K/ g! U+ W! {   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 8 ?% ]- N. g2 E: ^! R3 ~1 v$ ^
  
1 H4 j5 C6 U  E( t* S   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! , D6 }2 B, v0 t, ~
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! " [# \6 R7 }7 N+ C7 d, q) }% S
  
7 c: ^5 D* Y8 V9 t; N- X   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 8 l& c2 a2 U- ^) J6 N4 t7 `
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. , n4 R$ U/ W: t. I8 N. P, U
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
' l8 Z, T) x7 O, Y* G5 M   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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