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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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6 L* Y) O1 u& A! u One should love animals. They are so tasty.
+ O5 r7 i F8 @9 s' { 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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+ J1 Y7 D P5 d P) L2 N Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
# D0 g( I4 `( y; e7 g 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. q Q- x. d; p5 u, P2 E
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. , y* C$ ?1 A, S, D+ r$ s8 w5 F2 h
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ) Q; g/ A: S, D6 o
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 1 A0 a. S7 Y$ J2 t+ c
, l) Q- C* ]6 x/ n% c/ t' ~ ]* e The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. # D x2 Q! Q& Y2 F( A/ m# R
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. # m& b/ `, e/ Q
" U1 W6 P& s* t' Y( y( J8 g Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 n' k2 P% U9 A* ?: ~ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). * R% F8 T2 k/ _
: v! m! k1 Y: C8 v8 p' D Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 2 ^' b: z; `& a5 a
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 0 E" L6 T- [, Q* I6 _1 s
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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- Z% J: o/ _- W3 W) p3 n* u( v% u, k Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. : Y! n+ J# q) j8 |5 }/ j2 z
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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( r% H- [- t, Y# r "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
3 S5 a: U2 q* f+ r+ G) f# n0 m$ v. \ "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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1 K2 M& ]: O# t0 M There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
* t$ ^8 ~+ S7 Z) z+ N V 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. : X) Z s& O" t: U) y$ \8 ~1 D. ]
0 r( T k2 W; i3 x7 e# E$ P! K6 \$ u "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " : d3 j9 b5 Z" R
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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- s. _3 D" {1 C2 j- z B "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
3 F- H' s2 I! F: A! b/ X 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 8 i2 g. {! a* g* \) W
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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' t) }4 ^( \' N T4 g2 ~( Z When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
8 g+ z# m7 G' @1 p1 e% j 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! + M( v) e( P2 T8 q8 X0 V
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
, C) O- t0 P% Z$ \; o+ G1 a 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. - [' ?' z; @' t* G% F; `$ |
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. # P- m) _. o. |- n* ]+ X# R0 G
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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