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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. . y5 c. q. ?$ Y) s: R, B
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. " g" Y9 z/ N9 c6 E1 e
/ x' g% G6 D: f6 [+ Z7 B One should love animals. They are so tasty.
5 @& f* z# t6 n, ? 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. M9 x1 P$ v& _9 e1 a
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
e% g% q) d+ V2 m 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 7 t5 b/ w% e4 U4 j4 W1 f* g
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 \& @ l5 X- j 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 7 p7 z, m# q0 c! x% Z: ?* x8 d
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
! P2 H$ }" J" {6 J) M0 h 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5 C6 B: \1 j; H) }& K! J! N The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
% ]) A, H& Z( k2 G: R 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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+ [- ^8 V# }$ I Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
! }, s6 n$ j! S& Z 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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8 S9 F( R3 [$ n Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 7 \+ [+ ?. [0 G' d( m# }
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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. m" X; ~7 ]4 r8 M Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. % S* ?, W8 k/ K1 R/ W: z
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. : k- J$ T+ [9 E. m) P$ T
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
$ v; L7 J G: M 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 7 B* z3 M% ~# h7 d
5 _' y6 S0 B. H7 u( ^0 Q9 t "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ' n3 I. @3 u+ _7 w
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
) F5 ]' g2 v1 ]8 I 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ) P1 t% r5 U) N3 e1 i( Y1 K( ]+ [
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 4 _% o7 R" m0 k4 H& ]+ G/ i
9 m$ _/ Y: E) [; T+ q! E6 N0 W "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
& w4 U$ B P7 o/ ?! Q 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. / B3 J' t& z! X& w. S- }
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 7 T* p D( |+ x8 A8 _) e7 V: ]
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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$ c/ L7 Z8 R* g; V$ s, `4 b$ q! _ When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ! K+ y6 ?, a! D! L i$ Q
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 5 h& L1 Z3 M) R9 M3 r: j. s0 T
3 v; V% ~& h9 o' B# I5 ^ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
- h0 v3 p" @, ^9 P7 _7 X 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 5 [: Z* y- R0 ~: c. H8 Z
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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