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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. . K8 m6 U A3 Y R |( d7 |
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
7 ?( D" N1 E% C$ {" v7 ?1 j# g+ M 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
( J4 W8 C5 g ]- @* L 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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% Z' i |! j# O( R6 w B- e- q Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 1 d- x' u, B4 H+ e$ r3 F
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 4 F! y6 u2 J: k0 N
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. + q. J O. x/ E: r8 `
# a# Q" Y6 {& ~: c6 ? The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ) V* ^( x6 ^& p; G
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 1 Z# a/ A; j. t0 R) m9 P: j/ H; R
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. & w, |+ T; \2 ]
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
. m: r: x9 a( h/ M, \7 T2 k 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 s& O c; A9 n' V 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. / t" t$ w8 `! c+ D- N) Z
" Y' |/ F* G6 D Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
9 x7 E/ n/ i) j5 D6 }" ` 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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( @$ T; M" u% i "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 7 K/ {: @0 w; Y. j
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. D$ ?' J) m2 p8 c5 ?
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
5 f- y! G( @8 ]$ e+ S U4 V5 S/ P l# O8 Q 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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$ }9 z/ ^( {- i$ v/ Q; c2 H0 o, ? "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
|) }+ F( y3 x1 u ` 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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: k" K+ y3 v: y" I1 a% y' b "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " . V/ l+ L$ O% \% k% \& W# s3 K
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ! C3 S' f/ H9 g k" q+ {
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# `' t+ D8 r* @' A+ m T Y! L& B God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
; R; D- `6 t# Y5 h2 s2 ] 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
5 S) |- n1 U9 k) N, \& l 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 9 ~" \; R/ U5 p/ C6 T
9 \ R7 h: l. `6 m5 Y( r* V A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 9 c7 }. s9 @: j) X
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. . J. C9 s6 j4 {" n, x
, h& V$ ~1 Q- V6 ^ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. % N% e. a+ ]3 E c: N" A
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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