埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 1839|回复: 3

经典英文幽默

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
: q0 `- {3 g* }6 v1 `# Z4 q) [& `; M, \; G9 z" f, v! H6 U
   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
; ?+ I) i1 i8 w" [3 o8 m1 Q1 [  
6 L* Y) O1 u& A! u   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
+ O5 r7 i  F8 @9 s' {   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
$ U: C, j  V. t& E, Z  
+ J1 Y7 D  P5 d  P) L2 N   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
# D0 g( I4 `( y; e7 g   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.   q  Q- x. d; p5 u, P2 E
   # [" C* u" p+ l) i$ B4 j$ s
   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. , y* C$ ?1 A, S, D+ r$ s8 w5 F2 h
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
( J6 {7 N( y  t& ]1 [   - y" S( i4 D: I+ s7 i: i
   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ) Q; g/ A: S, D6 o
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 1 A0 a. S7 Y$ J2 t+ c
  
, l) Q- C* ]6 x/ n% c/ t' ~  ]* e   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. # D  x2 Q! Q& Y2 F( A/ m# R
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. # m& b/ `, e/ Q
  
" U1 W6 P& s* t' Y( y( J8 g   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 n' k2 P% U9 A* ?: ~   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). * R% F8 T2 k/ _
  
: v! m! k1 Y: C8 v8 p' D   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 2 ^' b: z; `& a5 a
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
4 R* x7 \2 `4 l0 d1 k   7 |# H  h' K- \4 G8 A& h* ?
   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 0 E" L6 T- [, Q* I6 _1 s
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
, v- S. [7 l0 u9 t% p5 n  
- Z% J: o/ _- W3 W) p3 n* u( v% u, k   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. : Y! n+ J# q) j8 |5 }/ j2 z
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
1 ?$ V+ Z3 R1 Z  
( r% H- [- t, Y# r   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
3 S5 a: U2 q* f+ r+ G) f# n0 m$ v. \   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
/ q3 j8 k, |6 ^5 |& X  
1 K2 M& ]: O# t0 M   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
* t$ ^8 ~+ S7 Z) z+ N  V   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. : X) Z  s& O" t: U) y$ \8 ~1 D. ]
  
0 r( T  k2 W; i3 x7 e# E$ P! K6 \$ u   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " : d3 j9 b5 Z" R
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
" T1 j: j$ X3 R% l  
- s. _3 D" {1 C2 j- z  B   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
3 F- H' s2 I! F: A! b/ X   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
9 {; C4 ?2 @& _
  H5 x$ [( U% G3 m: M- d- {, `   $ Y# w& [4 }# T0 U
   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 8 i2 g. {! a* g* \) W
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) f7 q5 b9 m/ y' ~$ d( I4 p  
' t) }4 ^( \' N  T4 g2 ~( Z   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
8 g+ z# m7 G' @1 p1 e% j   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! + M( v) e( P2 T8 q8 X0 V
   , J& M+ X+ Q/ q4 D- d9 E9 q
   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
, C) O- t0 P% Z$ \; o+ G1 a   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. - [' ?' z; @' t* G% F; `$ |
   & r. J7 U$ s9 L  T
   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. # P- m) _. o. |- n* ]+ X# R0 G
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

WONDERFUL!INSIGHTFUL!HILARIOUS!

鲜花(35) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

Hehe

老杨团队 追求完美
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-5-1 08:39 , Processed in 0.215556 second(s), 16 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表