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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ) }1 [' T' H+ z2 a2 r
  
* m* |6 H. z9 L1 a   One should love animals. They are so tasty. - }$ m  }# r$ \
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. * m& E8 z7 a% U2 e
  
* ^7 y( ?' ^) R3 x( I1 H4 Q: t   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. . B0 h. B* v( g2 D" z8 F
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. , a3 C( S- l2 b/ Q/ u' i1 ~$ r
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
) Y3 l* n# C( |. Q   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. & H4 W9 ~9 ~: h3 O' [+ F" \
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 5 v. N+ g6 I# w* I1 g- {% m
  
* U7 \) b; Q: n% ?8 g   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 6 d% X( v$ Q5 {+ \3 |5 }3 U2 h# Z6 q
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. : k6 N* Q8 U* S+ h
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" p) L$ z5 q! l, U   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). - k( n9 N! i$ N( ?0 K; \
  
8 ?7 C3 _% X% n* M7 G  h5 @   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
. I; e/ n7 \: U* V9 v7 T3 {, `   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. " U& t. z/ R5 [/ s5 ?
  
& f1 [* c. h4 w  h   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ' c$ ?% d. R  b
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
" n7 X2 q9 h3 b9 x% \" z   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ) w4 a* l! a, z5 b* u+ l' h1 e6 `
  
4 X0 A  O: e. a+ t& [4 J. D4 o   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
) F) {/ Y1 h3 O   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
" m/ g8 k0 d- @   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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+ w3 U' h% l  z3 w- N6 t   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "   z# `- S, ^  v+ M/ {$ d4 O+ v
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. / k3 Z* d6 O: _/ I
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ' a/ A; e% _6 }0 g$ ~; P  e( H$ O
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. - a+ m7 m4 q3 h: g, `3 H: z
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5 F  ^8 o$ _. Y1 e* `$ N   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
4 ?% c  Z7 s# j$ T7 E9 |1 q   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
+ `' p; C" X! `   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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! e/ `7 f( ]  X+ x1 A   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. " X: A+ Y, z! R
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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2 \: n- I7 z+ g. R* Z+ L   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. % w5 I- Y& I7 H1 x) x0 ?0 W
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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