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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ! [/ l4 z. ?# [
/ ~9 ]9 v8 H8 v5 F! H" ?2 p t$ J6 X 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. J8 C# H% r1 p
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. ; d3 H) P# q+ \8 o% \& o
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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. K2 c+ |. {2 m5 c5 {8 n Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
5 s8 _) R v0 r! E" [ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ( J- m9 ~9 R8 A( ~. n" G1 v5 ]
* K* T0 f6 h. e9 t Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
$ G. J0 l& }! E% O! p$ C 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 : v0 s; }1 q7 P
. j- Q0 s6 V! N& ] Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 G+ X' s/ P ]# ?2 J9 e 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. # \" f7 q- U7 V- ~& I) o8 ~. J$ g5 {
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ( b O9 v* c, u4 w
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. / g; |& d1 b! Q% n9 W5 i+ I
1 f5 v1 }9 b A( _+ X1 Z* w1 X Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
# x0 l; `' p9 Y, |0 ] 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). # Z% r6 A: e- c6 U& L. h# [: c7 G
- {1 o; B$ D6 z Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ' V* S0 G" Y4 F+ d& r, y9 T
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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: z- u7 m1 E8 I3 ] I w; A Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" B1 ? ~0 G. |) s4 A: x+ V2 J 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. * W7 ^* S& M5 c, X
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ( S0 u9 h0 X% S
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
1 F% y ~2 [# S) \. Z "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ! r) {5 p8 \' d+ V g% t% ?; j6 T
& n& |+ \9 Z! |) |. {( F There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. + b) s7 w5 |) s: i. |4 T
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ( @; x v. r- P% P& g
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. - |7 _0 q" N! G' b
2 V. s" u) v7 ^* i& K "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 2 J+ k+ x4 _( ]! \/ k+ Q1 F6 V3 i
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. e6 w% s, i, s5 c
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. / S, W! d* s3 r1 T# W* v5 b
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ( v3 s5 G; Y- ^' ]
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! + |+ \7 D( C n5 v7 }. \7 [
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 8 g) e6 ?2 ?3 f2 M
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
, p7 z' y9 R* l% W# T 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ; o9 I" c4 d2 x. I" O/ d9 S
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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