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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. . y5 c. q. ?$ Y) s: R, B
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. " g" Y9 z/ N9 c6 E1 e
  
/ x' g% G6 D: f6 [+ Z7 B   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
5 @& f* z# t6 n, ?   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.   M9 x1 P$ v& _9 e1 a
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
  e% g% q) d+ V2 m   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 7 t5 b/ w% e4 U4 j4 W1 f* g
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 \& @  l5 X- j   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 7 p7 z, m# q0 c! x% Z: ?* x8 d
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
! P2 H$ }" J" {6 J) M0 h   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5 C6 B: \1 j; H) }& K! J! N   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
% ]) A, H& Z( k2 G: R   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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+ [- ^8 V# }$ I   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
! }, s6 n$ j! S& Z   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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8 S9 F( R3 [$ n   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 7 \+ [+ ?. [0 G' d( m# }
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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. m" X; ~7 ]4 r8 M   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. % S* ?, W8 k/ K1 R/ W: z
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. : k- J$ T+ [9 E. m) P$ T
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
$ v; L7 J  G: M   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 7 B* z3 M% ~# h7 d
  
5 _' y6 S0 B. H7 u( ^0 Q9 t   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ' n3 I. @3 u+ _7 w
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
) F5 ]' g2 v1 ]8 I   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ) P1 t% r5 U) N3 e1 i( Y1 K( ]+ [
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 4 _% o7 R" m0 k4 H& ]+ G/ i
  
9 m$ _/ Y: E) [; T+ q! E6 N0 W   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
& w4 U$ B  P7 o/ ?! Q   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. / B3 J' t& z! X& w. S- }
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 7 T* p  D( |+ x8 A8 _) e7 V: ]
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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$ c/ L7 Z8 R* g; V$ s, `4 b$ q! _   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ! K+ y6 ?, a! D! L  i$ Q
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 5 h& L1 Z3 M) R9 M3 r: j. s0 T
  
3 v; V% ~& h9 o' B# I5 ^   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
- h0 v3 p" @, ^9 P7 _7 X   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 5 [: Z* y- R0 ~: c. H8 Z
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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