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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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, Q" L. Z% K6 C" v! S4 v: p6 C# S9 j5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?. K# B- H2 N+ E! F) [( a
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?6 r: }, }. J8 A& M z
--- She is walking.
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1 [9 e- P; P( J% W$ [7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?8 D. v# z7 |( o7 F7 k+ N; [- Q" C3 B0 l
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8, Which is correct:
8 }) }/ o; g4 O& D9 c A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.2 m% ]& \* {. Q9 X/ v8 r0 \6 u. Y
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.- P3 n7 U' r' m$ S
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