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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?! G2 E, t8 s+ i: s
---incorrectly
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?* U. w$ a `! v1 ?5 h8 [0 l" J$ a
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- B! U+ Q9 P8 P" A2 V) _4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?. l7 h. H4 V- U
---none
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" j/ F7 c6 }% K4 H1 b% s5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?; Z- N0 W0 |. V% A2 a9 l- J
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9 Q9 U) _+ @' {6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
@- S3 z$ Q8 [7 r--- She is walking.: p% Y! i/ C( {/ j
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?/ h( K: J0 D" H( |
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# K) O9 p' z8 }/ C r8, Which is correct:7 g! y( S0 o+ z& Z7 U/ x6 r3 \
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
, |# B! ` G g" k B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001./ h! Q( Q; c {5 l
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