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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?( v0 {1 |% L& s$ |3 z
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5 t! A6 A! g* G5 r) F) ~3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?2 |4 w( p/ N# q; T4 O
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
5 ?( T+ p, k6 F$ D) \2 W3 R---The teacher is blind.; ^1 F! E2 G6 @: o* ]- m
4 A4 }1 g: m: ]. p6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?, C4 A$ O, f* r, q
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5 [! f# J9 X7 i4 ]6 E7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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- c. i/ [- _. b5 U- c& |8, Which is correct:
% s6 H; ?' q) ]& a* a5 |/ Z A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.$ O. X, ]0 ~+ O; ?
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.! A: B H$ b2 S' o; [
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