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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?8 k0 q5 o+ z7 M" i, K: \5 e$ r, Z! d
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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9 \( C9 q* K+ f- K; j3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors? o- l9 G/ L" H* L* @8 t
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7 z0 Y8 \' Z7 X: q- m5 l6 b% W4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?0 p& c" Z; Y2 g4 N) L' c3 }5 j& w5 R
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7 c8 R5 E' f6 G5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
$ w' d& N8 Z2 b% Y3 I---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?6 `7 T) o' W9 q+ |- |; P* C
--- She is walking.
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* l }) |1 U; u0 S2 v C7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?3 l% k2 A8 j/ n
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8, Which is correct:
; O( F1 J9 C2 k6 {/ l8 Y A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000." H3 {8 @8 P' x4 S' }
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.( ^: v& a4 M% N( x7 o! s* e7 K
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