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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?3 j$ R) U9 |8 k0 y5 ?' p8 ~
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?* h% e7 X, t6 n0 y3 k- r
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- E! }9 [, a/ u" H' o5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?" f* F3 P& o& @
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?( Z) A) R0 I% A: C' ~# y% f" b
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, U7 H+ s7 x2 I& p: u2 F7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?7 A/ f' G+ _6 A0 f; x+ i. d
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8, Which is correct:9 M3 X C1 p$ ^8 C- W5 D
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
& j9 e- j& M- {2 Y B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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