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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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+ \, f) c. P' g& u, q3 s }9 j2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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, Y1 H0 p2 U4 _3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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# K3 R( L# w: O# a" W9 Y4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?4 v4 g/ g' C8 Y0 F( Y7 ^& a6 V0 \
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?3 p. _( @4 Z+ y5 z; \# @: Z
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?7 }; s. \! x- ?9 `- q; u
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: u9 N6 y7 n) }: l' t7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:
0 z5 E8 {! q9 ]7 G" d: u A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000." p% q2 n9 O8 W% M* I; R9 ]# w
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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