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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?: @6 f& l, V- @# ?- p) V$ W0 ?7 T
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; i0 F2 o+ @ b) f& u2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?, a P' Z" ~0 r
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?" S( x- ~% w6 ^1 Q. @5 A# f
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9 E3 \$ ~5 g" f' ]1 K: o4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?: Y6 o4 ]: ^; S" a; l3 q
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?, t! R8 q* K; p( O
---The teacher is blind.
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+ Q. d5 y4 W% y+ s) V& \+ s/ L6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?: v( _ }9 g8 o
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?( i7 M' _+ i L- b& @# H
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& f7 o9 m% r, `6 u# N8 }5 m$ h8, Which is correct:
& i9 P2 F6 ^. l+ K6 c+ e A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
U/ z# \: I U7 d& {; a! j' X$ ^ B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001." B9 n; g0 K8 \7 J
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