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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?! t1 n6 x; t$ `2 L! w2 X
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* K, t1 O5 G; E0 L4 n2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?$ ]) J! K* m+ ^) E7 ?4 z# m' d& x4 [, c, y
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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: u; i5 K' D* f6 O7 @ g' {4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?, V7 j; c [4 z$ e2 E
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3 g8 V5 S3 }* [ v* k2 j5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
$ s7 i9 P, Z8 p- U- G---The teacher is blind.
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2 P4 \- ~6 u, x0 S6 a3 `6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
; d9 c: i8 r+ K7 D--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?: v" K' K4 h% i! U
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& v6 h8 r* @. A! v) N4 d* R8, Which is correct:
1 n: a, |' ?3 g+ P5 Z; v( R" c; n A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
1 w, q! ~ s/ a5 ], \ B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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