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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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( B! ?! h# O# {2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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8 ]& D& O/ m$ e g: f3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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2 ]4 G3 A8 v# _0 }% _6 H4 b3 D4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?/ f. L$ v" S* }' H
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?$ s+ x0 s; i2 d3 Q0 _
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x3 r$ j9 @1 ^ R) \: n6 {6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?* |5 A4 q( ?& z3 N
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?3 I, L# \' P( {! C$ ^0 H
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7 T9 A6 G% m( l5 }! u* j/ b8, Which is correct:# [" r0 \& e9 ~ q2 O
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
3 v+ L, C2 t- D# ?9 U B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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