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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?( f" t' Q# y# `
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; k' u/ }' X% k1 B" h3 m, @2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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% t8 } F$ n) O5 X) e3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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. q/ g* H, |/ Y& a# K7 {4 `5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
. ?0 U! H2 M( k+ X2 _4 Z/ w6 C---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
5 v' m; D# r) B--- She is walking.) R! {8 x3 h% v, n, g( n
4 [/ T7 d; o b& I& Q4 C7 t7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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0 G- C! s' z6 N$ `; |8, Which is correct:
' E' u, i6 E' U3 x A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.# v2 H/ H, c6 v/ a
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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