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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2 u- m- a4 Y# ^" i2 w8 X7 }* ?7 j2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?7 D1 n0 {2 w! h" E
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?6 C& b' J: H5 c+ E4 H9 `
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?0 |4 R1 O$ ?4 P) z7 y F1 k& w h
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?, w5 t" i# ]0 W! y( H0 j* t' D
---The teacher is blind.
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" x+ R2 O$ @ [& m0 p6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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' v3 b: X+ r$ D" A+ `- L1 P7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?+ }/ O) b; h V, @. T" b
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8, Which is correct:
9 p" t6 N% O9 ?/ h% i( x, k A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
4 {9 }! {" W! Y. e4 n B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.- D {) s9 q/ C" [
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