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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?4 r2 s+ I+ b/ Q7 y0 o9 r* J( K) }
---incorrectly: M2 J- w! P' y0 F; ? l" J
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?% K% h- z& }' _, j% a! K
---none
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?/ g$ ^4 |' l3 a/ x& U) C; a
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1 P( Z3 b W3 t9 d$ D6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why? @7 U6 `( @! ~6 `* o
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?* V1 S4 F1 v Y
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8, Which is correct:
( I5 a) u# z) U! ~, C5 O5 K A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.* Q1 _4 j8 _5 w [8 ?! @2 O3 h" u
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.) a/ a$ s" R- @1 D2 V$ _ d0 _1 z" i
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