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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?0 L# g! ^( H+ x7 l- q& |
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( y; m' D+ d+ v2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
7 Z$ n; I" o8 s! O9 R( a \6 f4 B---incorrectly
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; _' u4 m! S% n8 M4 P3 o& H3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?! p: Y* y3 }! t
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?% ~* |2 W: y9 ]: l# \! P
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
r' f1 {7 @4 X5 z, J8 |5 a, t--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:
& h) }3 N, x$ L& V8 a. J A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.9 }% j0 h: E. Q0 t
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.( K+ X7 A0 E- n' K i9 P
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