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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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' X4 X6 S! D% h3 m! c2 s2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?: A, D& G# \; Z$ D; y
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5 M" ?: t+ S4 }; H8 `3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?$ s' j5 p: ]0 `7 J4 b- }9 ?. ?
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# s0 M1 ]1 s% F4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick? l1 O( q; ~; @1 A& A
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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& ?8 ]& d5 {- k! |7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:
5 K- f8 b4 U3 u5 n1 o% s A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
( a8 g; o4 r) ^5 r! d, w8 S B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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