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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?; [" V- O( R8 k
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?" Z/ x/ p. s" g9 K0 [ V9 ?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?4 J. [; T T3 Z8 G
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8, Which is correct:
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B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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