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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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; { _! |" n: c a7 K c" V2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?0 |+ E) u$ s) x+ N' k+ [
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?5 j1 q7 z# d" Y3 ~5 V1 ^
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1 `& ]! }& j/ X- V, `# x5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?7 n& {# J* v: n/ Z3 C; ~& e8 G2 H- T$ i) x
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8, Which is correct:
( K. `( l! b3 |: ^5 d$ [- g+ ? A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
6 Q w& [* ]1 I: e" ?8 }0 Z. k B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.7 J" u- s$ a; b% R0 N0 e4 ?
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