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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
* C% Z, X! ?# P/ s---incorrectly
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( f1 n4 {3 _, v( t3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?; t; J4 o: z% @" T: X9 w _
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7 ^5 x6 ^5 e# E( ~4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?% ~8 y: z" ^6 n7 d
---none
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0 y- B: D z! G5 e; }: h0 b* u5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?3 B) k- ?* g1 K( O
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?& \! w9 t' g: D6 D/ ~' \* f# l
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4 ^" }& Q) i- k/ } Y& P$ g7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?/ H8 u' {/ v/ ?6 E
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8, Which is correct:6 q# U& S9 N$ b9 _# F1 i8 ^
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
7 z: g: k* G6 x B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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