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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?+ a2 L* J, d$ K+ @' d
---incorrectly
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u9 k& L+ z4 P* F3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?; A7 H$ ~. p' L1 R3 O5 S
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6 h* k8 m# k6 n6 T7 u6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?! ~. W; U* ~. B
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?' a& A' N! i# h! f/ o
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8, Which is correct:
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' O) ]4 i1 ]9 O! E B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.9 t& U2 f- M; b7 Y' w4 M# Q
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