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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?$ t( ~, v) W0 E! A+ `
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; X# u( E+ N- } V+ O9 G2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?0 ]/ v3 R2 M2 s' c2 q7 _
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- g( o% ~4 B. Z& S2 i' M1 r' B7 l' L3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?9 t. D1 B( m( i" C# h2 w/ r* @: Q
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?! [5 w2 U" Z! z7 I/ u4 {* l) E( w# n
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?8 c3 B5 L i, g1 ~) r' q- @
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?: i4 E& [: A H& W
--- She is walking.
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# B, q* a: o. c' y8 y* s7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?+ F0 _1 r0 W R% c! |- _& T+ j$ b
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" @# {0 n) o" b( i8, Which is correct:
/ S2 E$ X' w# s, ~ A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
2 E1 S; N& D* {3 E4 T+ ^ B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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