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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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3 b) t" c9 L( ~9 \& b6 Z. Y2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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7 r6 ~6 i8 C/ F+ W2 J- E# b A3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?' n0 U* Z; I9 S( I2 Z6 l [. M4 T6 r
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: y+ {; `: n6 z3 Y4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick? C; h1 E5 O9 Q' _% h
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
/ a8 B x9 A& Z9 y- h4 Y6 C% n---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?$ n$ n) ~: t/ ?# E, B/ b( o8 f
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?1 Y% T s5 l& E
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8 F1 O U& M( J8, Which is correct:
7 Y3 H* V: C& n( W: H; t9 z A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
0 w3 X9 t/ r& p' E& h8 l B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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