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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days? e5 q8 f" D! I' n
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( i3 W# M9 Q+ q7 \$ ?0 a2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
L3 l7 X5 @3 w7 I4 o3 x7 l---incorrectly
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. }% |, {$ Q3 R' @3 M) ]1 W+ i, Q1 i3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?# W% O6 v4 x$ u. E' o; W( e
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+ B# \: }8 h+ H! k# u. o$ {5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?9 F" g4 ~( e9 p/ D$ n2 b
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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2 Y/ o& w. B& y. A6 {7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?# F: j: x% j' X( G0 R4 R' C7 ?" K
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( N$ i1 K# O) d8, Which is correct:
$ s; s, Q, b! a7 l+ d+ u A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000. e- G( \% v3 z$ k# H, D+ B
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.- N. @/ y- M% |' n2 _, h& P
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