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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
R( I; P* j# }& a* b" T' z) f---incorrectly
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4 @7 a- f( F2 t, e; \/ Y3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?5 z( {1 V" N/ C+ j; p
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4 u5 X' h) r, N# a( }4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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2 b3 g L9 w- e7 _* X5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
$ @& Q+ s: \. _" _8 n---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
' `8 I& g. D, Q8 M& K, ^, Q--- She is walking.! _# Q/ _( ]! }% c3 ?2 R. M
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:
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3 V8 W& T% d3 z6 g! n, U4 H B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.' A; s* c5 n3 c& n w
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