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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?5 Y, w1 ^! z0 X _9 o
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?3 r! z7 _+ } |
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?& Z/ x0 V' I# I2 N3 Z5 u/ V
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1 Y6 Q4 O5 C' `* F% m; W4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?! j0 H K* [: o$ J2 c: H
---none
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?8 u& E3 [ H; b; U( ~) M& N8 ]
---The teacher is blind.
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! m3 @& b7 Q0 g& u6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?7 P+ e2 [5 e3 l/ y# J# b8 n
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:3 S" N6 J6 w5 Z4 k4 y. c
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.9 S5 u" f, ?. e3 X! q/ a: z8 u
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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