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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?9 {$ N6 {1 X% q$ ~* v' }
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?- x1 G5 V' Z( l1 }
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?4 B3 S1 Z# V& H4 Z5 S N, F: w
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B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.: p$ h, R( I2 ]' {
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