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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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0 t: d6 q( X; f5 A- ~& i, z2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
" H7 Q8 L& m% g, N---incorrectly
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/ R$ |' ]$ C# N( `3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?' S6 i5 Y8 j/ {4 Y7 K, w+ M n1 v, F
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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! y' [& S6 k! R4 U1 t5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?4 ^: Z; c4 K4 j8 E3 {7 V' {
---The teacher is blind.
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1 U; u5 ?4 R2 B! w6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?1 O3 f6 \' Z) d3 O$ H# y
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?, q) T& X8 @8 m- |7 b
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4 z. u, `( P8 Q$ \8, Which is correct:% m$ f7 |+ }% w- r* `
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
0 N) o6 o3 h' T' g' b: N B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.9 f2 T2 V k0 X7 V ~: `* h7 o/ x7 b4 X
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