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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?: x9 T* _6 L& Y7 |- T
---incorrectly
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; S( t2 R7 U' b, F3 P0 v/ W" ]3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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; n0 M6 b5 e- b( P, i; O1 t1 B- R4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?4 E) N) Z4 H5 T5 v
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( _8 c) [" U( N8 B6 E! H6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?& t* }, B" x) z5 g
--- She is walking.
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3 [; q( G. a9 B) `7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?( L, y9 _4 O' i0 h1 I
---- neither
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8, Which is correct:
5 J3 Y) Q, N- f" G A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.* A2 S( {9 W5 Y" R, M; O
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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