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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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. j5 z( e/ i: w; W* ?2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?- K/ n/ q3 J$ ]3 c# I. K4 A$ O% M
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?* T# l, y' N: {1 ]1 R: E# r3 m1 j
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?0 q- d5 H+ }% }8 w- d' U1 X' J& }
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?$ S/ b+ y/ g; g1 u
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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