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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?% b* `& r" L* I# H
---incorrectly
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?( l* k/ a- G7 U" x4 c
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1 }: L# ?0 |7 P* y9 W5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?! l; v; m& q V# q3 o( }
--- She is walking.
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& X% y+ `) n/ z) R7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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2 y* ~* F6 K0 k8 Z" u/ ^3 q- M8, Which is correct:- t$ S: n1 o. ], D9 b, Q5 @2 {
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
# A( h U3 I; w( l( T B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.# B; v7 L& o5 P# C& ~6 t7 j, F
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