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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?6 ~) K7 m, }7 D( x: |* Q# f6 e h
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?9 w5 g7 x9 A k [2 b# j# c
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1 i( L: P! Y+ ]6 B1 Y3 P3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?% |! t: `) [8 s7 g8 ?% D
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. X J8 q9 `2 s" j; W) f* ^4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
# B( O% I. ]7 T O7 o/ p---The teacher is blind.$ X# t: o) b! o, l, m' `
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
( O) t8 @$ ^4 R1 e3 j6 X--- She is walking.
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3 a. c. Q- k" c- x2 W- N; c7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:% M$ ]3 I- ~9 l. k8 V9 }7 y) t
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
* W9 @* n8 N; v B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.0 Q& B2 N" a# P8 W, q1 w, ^+ c
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