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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?* `+ |6 j& {4 R5 \/ Y; J
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?0 j1 w# O }! i! M( R# l
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?$ i: i( [( I! l$ v9 F- B
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+ M, y# e& z) a* p5 e/ X! \# \5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
- h2 D0 r' m: \---The teacher is blind.+ D3 T; H) W$ j
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
# P6 h3 g2 u a$ `* k5 e--- She is walking.
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1 V' d# W! J+ e7 p) J7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?- {1 Y4 ^4 b8 K' e9 K9 h2 R: `
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6 K9 I1 K$ h. f4 D0 `+ {8, Which is correct:
, f, h- u) O3 O$ y& q A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
q4 P' T5 L6 ^0 L6 { Z B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.4 _$ c4 z5 v% G2 S2 K$ u
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