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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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# C g6 E# c X: y5 J I2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?; b2 r8 I- g8 U5 [+ R# h6 c6 `! R5 w
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?0 h' w3 h6 x3 p
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?; b( u5 c$ K) i& r$ H
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9 {% Z5 u5 b$ H4 P+ R8 W5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?% h) t& X" n7 I0 H
---The teacher is blind.
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; M8 B4 M5 h( A7 r& _6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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. m2 o9 @% J l" y4 C+ q# S8, Which is correct:0 m! T' x) l1 U! R# c) U
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
- ?, o% B" f8 o* X6 d; n; _! u) a B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.6 q- V1 P& K0 F/ V. u o
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