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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?' @& s4 {# m. y; F# @
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?# K+ a* F9 \9 n5 s# P
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" _& Q7 u+ K: s; Z* s3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?3 B: E- {) Y$ L4 k2 a: q4 ?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?; m- d7 ^3 w) X2 o5 F+ e: }; x& L
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1 L; ~& @% F7 d. t5 c# }% q5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?3 m3 V0 q( [4 ^/ v T
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w$ B1 x& k$ S' k, |# ~' V/ I: f9 P6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
c2 b( h$ a+ g+ d--- She is walking.
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5 l1 p- Z, g* g, n4 K8 N% `7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?. f6 p" F% t) L: g) }$ y5 A( C
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8, Which is correct:
# }9 a4 a# O" p1 p% W A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
( _. q8 ]$ O; g B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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