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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?5 D# ]/ j! C% J( ]4 z+ s
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?" v, A& N2 U+ `/ [# w" a( L8 g
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, Q/ u" Q+ I( o3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?* N/ z& X, K- A$ C' b" G
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick? _6 I7 _* s* Z' U) c
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
4 s* [2 y6 t: m6 J( D, C) E---The teacher is blind.* z( c" k9 j- j% b5 U7 c+ x
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
4 B1 ]. e) w! T. p, J" e( @--- She is walking.% W3 G: w+ s2 j% q6 K0 R" {( j
- s2 {$ F6 @8 }5 ?! A% C7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?' J; t/ c4 N2 @; K1 a, q
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# B# w" G- v5 G6 O" f8, Which is correct:
) _, o. E1 E! a4 O2 H1 ^ A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000. Q* ~- E. O- H# K, K
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.$ b4 [6 J) C5 \5 w w4 Z" o
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