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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?4 Y& E/ E* K, U- g& y+ k
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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" f7 w) ?+ T. M3 m# i4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?) g1 q A+ s; q! Z: Y- b N
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
" [$ B- a" ]; H5 W---The teacher is blind.+ d3 S I$ R' L" E( s' K
7 x3 R( Q% a2 h6 @" P. q6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?+ d# Q' d" I% T1 ]
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?0 A% T' I N5 E* ]
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8, Which is correct:. k# _$ M+ L% t& ~! V; Q7 X
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
1 g' Y- F* |* Z! O8 _8 {8 b B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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