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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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) j6 h2 ]% t( d) G2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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) J: t9 Z+ I% }1 b3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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* C5 f/ C9 d: @; q+ x9 F5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
4 j. h: X. Y4 ?1 o2 [---The teacher is blind.1 G# E1 _7 m' k& @& X ?- l
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?2 b% _7 N6 P+ z, e; ^* P* F2 Y1 P4 S
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?/ k" @, l# ]5 w. _% U, @3 R; ?$ s
---- neither
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6 e. r# u) f$ i8, Which is correct:& F4 F: O* @7 S
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.* v+ W" Y5 s/ [
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.' w4 _$ f+ x% C$ L5 n$ |; W6 D- ?
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