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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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! I6 m {0 d6 t; u9 Q2 N2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?: H" H! h9 ]4 G& R0 e* e
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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; c0 K# t0 g( ] @4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?$ E$ v; @3 c% m' \# {: t
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, j& g7 M% N/ x" I3 N7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:' b! a8 D8 Q5 q' u+ b$ P
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.; F5 ?0 w* ^1 i+ _1 l
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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