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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?+ K* J8 v7 ^) }5 `7 M1 l+ H
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& [) N+ u/ y8 Y2 G2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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/ T0 c$ T" H* w; H2 ~3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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( @! q5 W3 M: J# K4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?& A' G& d8 r4 l/ |8 ?' V
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: p8 B" o& F* U2 H5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
# H. m5 c2 j, Q0 m, H0 X---The teacher is blind.
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: [% d6 z# T- a% u6 J6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
- y7 r: N" x9 o* N--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?& I$ }+ ~2 E4 g& O
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8, Which is correct:
5 m) m9 A9 v3 V3 v3 n/ c5 O% ` A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
. a) I2 \) ?0 b' I1 d B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.4 `# _7 g; X, E& \2 q% |
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