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)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 9 a4 H) S# v% ]5 i* k4 D, a
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 1 r0 ]5 P5 ?: b; u
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2)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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+ V4 ~6 c( \4 u5 T5 K$ w7 t& d; t 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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# t) Y) a1 a1 U3)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 8 d1 A& M3 A" F$ |! ?
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ) c8 \2 W4 _- u* o1 h( J7 T) Q
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4)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ( e* q' _0 t4 \" G" t; D7 y
5 X; P6 \) x0 K7 ?" B- y: h 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. $ ?* X" S {+ f; w
- U- X1 ~1 J% P& {& [0 U ?; O 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ; {9 ?: b( J+ Q6 X
- O4 M" q* x0 r5 x- ~6)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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9 K( Q5 N5 G. I8 x7)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 7 h0 j$ R" @$ z4 J% K. Q
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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. O: b0 Z2 E, e/ m- ]1 r8)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 7 G' V* F* H5 e9 [+ k
- e* H' q3 f8 x" h& u 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. }& u& w: q8 }& K/ o
9 \9 l8 y& J% x9)One should love animals. They are so tasty. " ?" L4 x) H9 m, }( ?$ U- c
6 ]& G& \2 G% _2 P8 A 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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