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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. . ?5 m8 I( b/ V8 y) ]: f5 u+ M
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. - e [) O) t4 W7 e( N) \1 l
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. . ]* y1 n. W5 r5 J) @9 _/ }
; O& i' `6 J3 e, {6 L4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ( F1 }2 F+ D2 t8 ^7 H
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 3 p, r, T z# L9 h$ G# M
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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2 J! e* [' M" Z8 z: U) ^( c( P 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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) J0 L& o Y2 R n6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. % z" F K* F8 B" E+ n& A
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. ) k# a+ H7 c7 N
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. . H* }9 F9 n N! p; B
3 C$ D2 _0 W: [" j 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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3 g/ W7 A" d. o8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 1 b% u. X6 Z) i2 K& P2 `
8 W8 D& K% q6 ]- _6 A3 V3 {6 f9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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