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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ' G" Z! R; l! C7 p
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. # T! S6 a5 Z4 n% a7 U% c
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. . M7 m5 P ]( H" L5 }4 i- H" F8 }! L
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 9 m' Y+ Q6 ^ [ ^9 w3 f
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ' L7 x; d3 n. X- [% M4 Z% ]
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 9 C+ w. ~5 S' f2 h- [, a
4 p5 X1 P) b+ i9 s6 V5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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/ M5 M& L& ~% ]7 N0 r; x- j5 c 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. " |7 ]# y- t: ?/ d; c( }
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. * d$ T) y. _: S1 `7 D0 M( {
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 5 c; Q0 N" c0 G$ R8 |
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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