新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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4 p! X7 `# T8 Q7 I. m3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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- y5 i) a# o1 m( |4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

: S9 S6 l" Y) ?% Z$ e- D+ ~7 V- [4 b　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

& C1 g2 K+ C$ B& P- k7 D8 t1 e  Y6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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: s* |! x+ w- o! |& {# g" p0 w" L7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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! ]5 ^& ~+ c) V" J+ o7 n　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& ~. @9 n) _% i9 v- O; j9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?