新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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+ V4 ~6 c( \4 u5 T5 K$ w7 t& d; t　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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# t) Y) a1 a1 U3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

5 X; P6 \) x0 K7 ?" B- y: h　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

- U- X1 ~1 J% P& {& [0 U  ?; O　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

- O4 M" q* x0 r5 x- ~6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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9 K( Q5 N5 G. I8 x7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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. O: b0 Z2 E, e/ m- ]1 r8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

- e* H' q3 f8 x" h& u　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9 \9 l8 y& J% x9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

6 ]& G& \2 G% _2 P8 A　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?