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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
* P- @; y1 J3 h. O; T 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ) @2 w6 H, l) q- v
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 8 Q4 i9 H& u' v6 b9 R
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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- j( i5 u- U/ X( L4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ' k( R- F# L4 f) x# O% e' d
: b( N$ H" V: g; g 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ( p) q0 X$ R; f; H N
# ]: ^1 S: q. A9 N- f5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 9 }3 ]* D8 k9 X9 p/ F. M6 _
3 f) V: e" X a5 N. O' k 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 6 u' z, O. V0 X; \+ A$ M
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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. e# s \/ z9 x/ i# U1 s; C( @5 A7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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' H9 L6 U, F$ F: w1 `0 \' w; A 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 0 T4 |$ u% {9 _! |) }) g
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. - `% }( U6 f% v2 Z2 u# G; @% g
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ' `# z9 k+ j, D- o
, c x- p+ t' V- }+ }4 m% n9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. + I/ g. M' y; F q0 J0 u
F# b+ }4 X- T8 ~ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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