新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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3 I5 @; a$ ]% }  T+ @; J. T2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

4 z/ e. I, `/ A8 ~5 X　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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: D' o- g9 S0 C3 P3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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% X# p. w8 R' o/ v, x4 g　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

4 A" I' s/ M/ Q! g) R3 M# }  O( ?　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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, T2 J) a/ Z. W4 W- U0 M1 {+ b# `- U  u　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

+ |+ M; D/ T; O- e6 K3 W　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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% o; |$ i' ?8 E( Q8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

, \- X: E. g" M! y- v3 W0 B( t$ L　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

. d0 H. A! D; `/ w　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?