新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

' x/ N/ ?; f2 Y* T0 P; o　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

- u, E) j" f+ O- l　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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6 h% ~7 H5 V: S( S7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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8 A# G1 Q/ Y- u4 {* Z# V　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

. k- p9 j, ]" O! ]( ^3 l! S8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

4 X: J* k- D1 h( o* x, s" B　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

2 Y2 |. y, d9 J9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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! ^* l4 r. ^% d6 [9 d3 M　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?