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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
8 x, ]7 h$ Z9 u4 L" I 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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4 C9 W' \2 u3 U7 W2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ! U( R9 T& x: |5 A) X
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. u5 j' S, N9 c2 Q5 h
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 6 r6 v [) ]+ L6 p6 ~+ R
Q0 F5 C0 g% z- Q4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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$ s. F2 O5 h! B7 ~& u6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. - R+ W4 _5 A4 _
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. % w, w; h# v" H& }
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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0 U' ]" c0 i% |# B$ x 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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# P. Z7 W9 G v8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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7 i. b1 P5 ^6 s( M 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. : ^. ~( ^4 g' m% d8 e
+ d% z9 D7 K& A; q9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 4 j/ v' e' z2 n0 \& H
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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